Actor's reincarnation
Chapter 74
Chapter 74
It might be a bit of an exaggeration to say that he was ignorant, but Su Yi really walked onto the stage with a drum stick in his ignorance.
The audience was already full of people, drinking and drinking, chatting and chatting. Occasionally, a few curiously glanced at the stage and quickly averted their eyes.
The expected cheers and applause were completely absent.
I have to say, this is somewhat disappointing.
But apart from Su Yi, the other members of the band are obviously used to it.
They adjusted the equipment by themselves, and the lead singer Xiaopi Er also said "Hello, one, thief, spit...", holding the microphone in a serious way, and shouting from the opposite mixing room: "Reverse the transmission and make it smaller..."
Su Yi was a little respected.
What is a professional?
This is……
Ok?
Then Su Yi saw the tuner on the opposite side rolling his eyes and raising his middle finger at the stage, his mouth clearly opening and closing words like Sha Bi, but Comrade Xiaopi'er seemed to have not seen it, he waved his hands and pretended to say: "Yes. It's alright, hey, just..."
Excuse me?
What can be done?
Are you pretending to be cooperating?
Su Yi suddenly had deep doubts about the professionalism of this band.
Three minutes later, all the members were debugged, except for Su Yi.
Because Su Yi has been sitting there motionless since he came up, except to check that the lower drum stand is fixed.
"Cough cough!" The lead singer Xiaopi'er held the guitar, "Hello friends, welcome to Houhai, welcome to the funkhouse bar, we are—"
Except for the stupid Su Yi, the lead singer, guitarist, and bass player all shouted: "Blue Crossroads!"
Blue Su Yi knows, and Gelu Su Yi also knows, but blue and Gelu are put together...
What the hell is this?
At this time, Su Yi's bad feeling in his heart has become heavier and heavier.
In fact, he should have thought of it a long time ago. The drummers of a band that was going to perform on stage were actually put together temporarily. There was no rehearsal or even any communication in advance. The professionalism and standard of this band can be imagined.
"That's right, we are the Blue Gap Band, blue represents our style, Gap represents our attitude, we only have three words to say about this world, that is - CNM!"
The last three words, the lead singer, guitarist and bassist shouted again.
Su Yi endured it for a long time before he controlled himself not to laugh.
He also doesn't understand why blue is a style, why separation is an attitude, and why there are mothers in the world who can be fucked.
But seeing his partners expounding his musical ideas seriously, Su Yi felt that he couldn't laugh, after all, they were serious.
But, it's even more funny because it's serious!
Su Yi almost shook himself.
Then he couldn't help but have a doubt in his heart: "Where is the score?"
No rehearsal, no communication, at least there should be a score, right?Otherwise how to fight?
The next moment, Su Yi knew that he was still too young.
"Okay, let's not talk nonsense, let's bring an original song of our band, "No Problem" for everyone!" Xiaopi'er pulled the microphone from the shelf, traveled to Su Yi and the former martial artist Mike and said in a low voice: "Fourth Four beats, all songs are played in four or four beats, and it's enough to play every time, drum first, then bass, then guitar, watch my gestures to grasp the tempo, OK?"
"..."
Can you do this?
"ojbk." Su Yi said.
Everyone is an old master, and they can do the work by feeling, no problem.
"Friends, get dry!" Xiaopi'er suddenly turned into a tobacco and alcohol voice, roared, and raised his hands suddenly.
Su Yifu was at his heart, and after intensively stepping on an eight-beat sixteenth note, he began to move steadily.
Clean and neat, every drum beat seems to pop out of the sound, as steady as an old dog.
There was a highly literate audience under the stage, eyes suddenly lit up, and loudly shouted the word "good".
However, more audiences couldn't hear the difference between Su Yi's sound and other drummers. On the contrary, they felt that Su Yi's drumming didn't work and lacked personality.
So did the rest of the band, who basically didn't respond.
After two eight beats, the bass player entered, and after a solo that was basically not in rhythm, the horse neigh of the electric guitar sounded.
The whole prelude lasted for about two minutes, and it sounded noisy to Su Yi.
The melody is basically absent, and the rhythm is basically absent.
Su Yi now understands why they can tolerate an unrehearsed drummer on stage.
Because for them, their performance just needs a sound to participate.
In the continuous noise, the rest of the friends jumped up, shaking their heads, shaking their butts.
Xiaopi'er leaned in front of the microphone, her blue veins roaring loudly: "The sun, the sun, you are really round, the moon and the moon, you are a little curved, why is it round and you are not round, because today is the third year of junior high school! Ah - it is the third year of junior high school! Ah - yes The third year is the third year!"
Su Yi: "???"
Hit, hit, hit, hit...
The second paragraph continued: "Da Hai Da Hai you are so big, Da Da Hai Da Hai you are so wide, why can't I see the edge at a glance, because I am short-sighted! Ah - myopia! Ah - myopia, myopia!"
Su Yi almost threw the drum stick out.
This lyrics is really - no problem!
If you ignore it, it's basically just read it out.
So, what's the point of guitar, bass, and drums?
Su Yi feels that this song is completely improvised on the guitar, bass and drums, except that the lyrics are fixed.You ask the guitarist and bassist to play it the same way next time, and they specify that they won't play it!
Everyone on the stage is hi!
Under the stage, the audience also walked into the dance floor one after another, holding the edge of the stage, shaking the bottle of wine and starting to shake their heads frantically, as if they had epilepsy.
After a louder noise, Xiaopi'er continued to growl: "Ah - I'm going to turn the earth over!"
Then it was this sentence over and over, and it was sung about thirty or forty times, and the whole song was over.
Tell me if there is anything wrong.
Su Yi sat there, as if sitting on needles and needles, like a sting in his throat, like a awn on his back.
"Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!"
However, the audience's reaction was still very positive. The atmosphere of the whole bar was very high, and everyone on the dance floor shouted loudly with bottles of wine.
Another big brother brought a dozen beers to the stage, and each of them gave three bottles in front of the four people.
The lead singer, guitarist and bass player blew on the bottle on the spot, causing a burst of cheers.
After Xiaopi'er finished drinking, she threw the bottle of wine to the ground and shouted, "The second song, "Fuck the Earth Again", is for everyone! Drummer, get dry!"
Su Yi: "..."
What kind of hatred does the earth have with you?Are you going to turn it around again?
"Ahhhh, I'm going to fuck the earth again, because it's a new day!" Xiaopi'er yelled.
Su Yi thought for a while, this reason seems to be fine.
(End of this chapter)
It might be a bit of an exaggeration to say that he was ignorant, but Su Yi really walked onto the stage with a drum stick in his ignorance.
The audience was already full of people, drinking and drinking, chatting and chatting. Occasionally, a few curiously glanced at the stage and quickly averted their eyes.
The expected cheers and applause were completely absent.
I have to say, this is somewhat disappointing.
But apart from Su Yi, the other members of the band are obviously used to it.
They adjusted the equipment by themselves, and the lead singer Xiaopi Er also said "Hello, one, thief, spit...", holding the microphone in a serious way, and shouting from the opposite mixing room: "Reverse the transmission and make it smaller..."
Su Yi was a little respected.
What is a professional?
This is……
Ok?
Then Su Yi saw the tuner on the opposite side rolling his eyes and raising his middle finger at the stage, his mouth clearly opening and closing words like Sha Bi, but Comrade Xiaopi'er seemed to have not seen it, he waved his hands and pretended to say: "Yes. It's alright, hey, just..."
Excuse me?
What can be done?
Are you pretending to be cooperating?
Su Yi suddenly had deep doubts about the professionalism of this band.
Three minutes later, all the members were debugged, except for Su Yi.
Because Su Yi has been sitting there motionless since he came up, except to check that the lower drum stand is fixed.
"Cough cough!" The lead singer Xiaopi'er held the guitar, "Hello friends, welcome to Houhai, welcome to the funkhouse bar, we are—"
Except for the stupid Su Yi, the lead singer, guitarist, and bass player all shouted: "Blue Crossroads!"
Blue Su Yi knows, and Gelu Su Yi also knows, but blue and Gelu are put together...
What the hell is this?
At this time, Su Yi's bad feeling in his heart has become heavier and heavier.
In fact, he should have thought of it a long time ago. The drummers of a band that was going to perform on stage were actually put together temporarily. There was no rehearsal or even any communication in advance. The professionalism and standard of this band can be imagined.
"That's right, we are the Blue Gap Band, blue represents our style, Gap represents our attitude, we only have three words to say about this world, that is - CNM!"
The last three words, the lead singer, guitarist and bassist shouted again.
Su Yi endured it for a long time before he controlled himself not to laugh.
He also doesn't understand why blue is a style, why separation is an attitude, and why there are mothers in the world who can be fucked.
But seeing his partners expounding his musical ideas seriously, Su Yi felt that he couldn't laugh, after all, they were serious.
But, it's even more funny because it's serious!
Su Yi almost shook himself.
Then he couldn't help but have a doubt in his heart: "Where is the score?"
No rehearsal, no communication, at least there should be a score, right?Otherwise how to fight?
The next moment, Su Yi knew that he was still too young.
"Okay, let's not talk nonsense, let's bring an original song of our band, "No Problem" for everyone!" Xiaopi'er pulled the microphone from the shelf, traveled to Su Yi and the former martial artist Mike and said in a low voice: "Fourth Four beats, all songs are played in four or four beats, and it's enough to play every time, drum first, then bass, then guitar, watch my gestures to grasp the tempo, OK?"
"..."
Can you do this?
"ojbk." Su Yi said.
Everyone is an old master, and they can do the work by feeling, no problem.
"Friends, get dry!" Xiaopi'er suddenly turned into a tobacco and alcohol voice, roared, and raised his hands suddenly.
Su Yifu was at his heart, and after intensively stepping on an eight-beat sixteenth note, he began to move steadily.
Clean and neat, every drum beat seems to pop out of the sound, as steady as an old dog.
There was a highly literate audience under the stage, eyes suddenly lit up, and loudly shouted the word "good".
However, more audiences couldn't hear the difference between Su Yi's sound and other drummers. On the contrary, they felt that Su Yi's drumming didn't work and lacked personality.
So did the rest of the band, who basically didn't respond.
After two eight beats, the bass player entered, and after a solo that was basically not in rhythm, the horse neigh of the electric guitar sounded.
The whole prelude lasted for about two minutes, and it sounded noisy to Su Yi.
The melody is basically absent, and the rhythm is basically absent.
Su Yi now understands why they can tolerate an unrehearsed drummer on stage.
Because for them, their performance just needs a sound to participate.
In the continuous noise, the rest of the friends jumped up, shaking their heads, shaking their butts.
Xiaopi'er leaned in front of the microphone, her blue veins roaring loudly: "The sun, the sun, you are really round, the moon and the moon, you are a little curved, why is it round and you are not round, because today is the third year of junior high school! Ah - it is the third year of junior high school! Ah - yes The third year is the third year!"
Su Yi: "???"
Hit, hit, hit, hit...
The second paragraph continued: "Da Hai Da Hai you are so big, Da Da Hai Da Hai you are so wide, why can't I see the edge at a glance, because I am short-sighted! Ah - myopia! Ah - myopia, myopia!"
Su Yi almost threw the drum stick out.
This lyrics is really - no problem!
If you ignore it, it's basically just read it out.
So, what's the point of guitar, bass, and drums?
Su Yi feels that this song is completely improvised on the guitar, bass and drums, except that the lyrics are fixed.You ask the guitarist and bassist to play it the same way next time, and they specify that they won't play it!
Everyone on the stage is hi!
Under the stage, the audience also walked into the dance floor one after another, holding the edge of the stage, shaking the bottle of wine and starting to shake their heads frantically, as if they had epilepsy.
After a louder noise, Xiaopi'er continued to growl: "Ah - I'm going to turn the earth over!"
Then it was this sentence over and over, and it was sung about thirty or forty times, and the whole song was over.
Tell me if there is anything wrong.
Su Yi sat there, as if sitting on needles and needles, like a sting in his throat, like a awn on his back.
"Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!"
However, the audience's reaction was still very positive. The atmosphere of the whole bar was very high, and everyone on the dance floor shouted loudly with bottles of wine.
Another big brother brought a dozen beers to the stage, and each of them gave three bottles in front of the four people.
The lead singer, guitarist and bass player blew on the bottle on the spot, causing a burst of cheers.
After Xiaopi'er finished drinking, she threw the bottle of wine to the ground and shouted, "The second song, "Fuck the Earth Again", is for everyone! Drummer, get dry!"
Su Yi: "..."
What kind of hatred does the earth have with you?Are you going to turn it around again?
"Ahhhh, I'm going to fuck the earth again, because it's a new day!" Xiaopi'er yelled.
Su Yi thought for a while, this reason seems to be fine.
(End of this chapter)
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