Infinite script kill

Chapter 731

The fool kindly invited him, but the monk had always squinted his eyes, and he almost couldn't see for a while: "Amitabha, this...isn't good."

Seeing this, Xu Tong immediately pushed the fat monk to sit down: "Meeting is a predestined relationship, but it's just a matter of having an extra pair of chopsticks."

It's just a matter of having an extra pair of chopsticks. This sentence is definitely one of the most humane languages ​​in ancient and modern China.

Sure enough, when the fat monk heard this sentence, it was really hard to refuse.

What's more, the food in front of him was indeed delicious, which made the monk move his index finger and spring water from his tongue.

So he took the bowl and chopsticks half-push and half-handedly.

Xu Tong also warmly brought a bowl of preserved egg and lean pork porridge.

This time the fat monk was not polite, and he started to taste the bowl and chopsticks, nodding wildly while eating.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's really delicious. It's the first time that this poor monk has eaten such delicious Chilong meat! And this dragon rice porridge is simply the best in the world."

As soon as the fat monk opened his mouth, Xu Tong and the others couldn't help but thump in their hearts.

The reason why Xu Tong was so kind was entirely because of a fool. Although a fool doesn't talk much, he never cheated himself, and even gave himself a big surprise every time it was a critical moment.

Furthermore, in this place, a monk appears, no matter how you look at it, he is by no means an ordinary person.

It's just that he didn't expect that when the other party opened his mouth, not only did he accurately say the Chilong meat, but he even knew about the dragon rice.

Gao Zhuo couldn't help asking: "Daxian, have you eaten all of these?"

The fat monk patted his belly when he heard the words, and said to Xu Tong and the others: "Hahaha, to tell you the truth, the queen mother's flat peach, the elixir of life, the ginseng fruit of Zhenyuanzi, the elixir of Taishang Laojun, my I ate them all."

The fat monk scared people to death when he opened his mouth. He has eaten all these things, so the one in front of him has not become a Buddha or a ancestor? ?
Immediately after the fat monk's voice changed: "Old thief Du is the meanest, I begged for this Chilong sheep several times and he refused to give it to me. I just asked him for one or two, but I don’t think that my dream can come true today, it really is my wish come true.”

This underworld is vast, but those who call Du Ziren an old thief, I'm afraid they really won't be able to find many people.

Not to mention Xu Tong, even the eldest princess and the old Taoist were a little confused.

He thought that this monk really regarded himself as a Bodhisattva, if Du Ziren knew this, he might be able to take his skin off.

Among the ghost emperors of the five directions, there are two ghost emperors in the other four directions. Only Du Ziren has the power over one party.

The strength is the strongest among the five ghost emperors, not one of them.

The last time Xue Gui took the eldest princess to Luofu Mountain, he had witnessed Du Ziren's ghost army. To put it bluntly, such an army would be enough to disturb the sky and the earth in any place.

The fat monk seemed to realize that he had talked too much, so he hurriedly typed: "Oh, I'm talking about Du Zitong at my door."

Everyone: "(乛乛) Oh~~~ We understand!!"

But at this meeting, everyone didn't care whether the fat monk's words were true or not. If they didn't eat this pot of chilong meat, all of them would go into the fat monk's stomach.

Immediately, everyone began to pick up their chopsticks and eat.

Seeing that everyone was eating so deliciously, Lilith specially made another basket of rice cakes and fried another five or six dishes.

Every meal is irresistible.

Xu Tong also conveniently took out the Mei family's wine collection, which was a whole big vat, and he drank it completely.

When he was full of wine and food, the fat monk burped, and when he looked up, he saw Xu Tong and the others sitting on a chair beside him, and they all began to take a nap after eating.

Xu Tong took out the hookah pipe, sat on the chair and took two puffs happily.

Gao Zhuo lay on the side, and said in the team channel: "Head, this script world is just like a vacation, the real ball is comfortable!!"

"You don't care about that monk??"

Chang Wuzhi squinted his eyes, as if he had fallen asleep.

"Leave him alone. If this kind of person is willing to associate with us, treat him as a friend. If he doesn't want to, treat it as fate. We can't make it."

Seeing this, the fat monk simply found a cool place to lie down and sleep, as if he had no intention of leaving.

Only when Lilith's cream cake was ready did everyone get up and enjoy this leisurely afternoon tea.

Seeing the coffee pot in Lilith's hand bubbling, Xu Tong stretched out and sat beside Lilith, and took out a pen and paper from the item book: "We should eat and drink enough, too. Do the right thing."

After all, as an envoy, I am ultimately under the jurisdiction of the Yincao Division. Since the mission has been handed over to me, I still have to take it seriously.

"Business??"

Lilith rested her chin on one hand and said thoughtfully, "Are you planning to dedicate yourself to me?"

"Cough cough cough... I'm old, I'm old, I'm sleepy when I'm full, and I'm going to sleep."

The old man beside him coughed a few times and got up to leave.

The eldest princess raised her brows slightly, and sat on the sidelines intently looking at a book in her hand, but the book hadn't been turned for a long time.

Seeing this, Gao Zhuo and the others also wanted to run away.

Only the fool was lying on the table, staring curiously at the coffee brewed in the coffee pot in front of him.

Hearing this, Xu Tong changed his playful smile and became serious. He picked up a pen and wrote in the small book: "The envoy covets my beauty, and she came from a long distance..."

"puff!!"

When Gao Zhuo and the others heard this, they almost couldn't help laughing.

Even the fat monk lying on the side stared wide-eyed. After examining Xu Tong up and down, he silently gave a thumbs up under the wide sleeve robe.

Lilith was stunned, and laughed like a silver bell, and cupped Xu Tong's face with both hands: "Satan, such an interesting soul, I can't help but eat you right now!"

Facing Lilith's face that was almost approaching, Xu Tong remained expressionless and his eyes became firmer, and continued to write...

"The female envoy is unbearably lonely, like a hungry tiger pounced on me, and vowed to eat me alive. I think I have a heavy responsibility, and I dare not presume the slightest bit, but..."

"enough!!"

When the little envoy of the Yincao Division read this, everyone pricked up their ears and listened with gusto, but was interrupted by Yang Yu's roar.

I couldn't help cursing Yang Nuo secretly in my heart, this dog is talkative.

"This little bastard is writing a Y book here? I'm really mad at me.

That who... fool, didn't the fool tell him what to do?

What's wrong with this idiot who sent me such an unsightly thing? I'm so pissed off. "

The more Yang Yu scolded, the more angry he became, the more he thought about it, the more blocked he was, he grabbed the master next to him, raised his hand and slapped the master's face twice.

The master was in pain, and said with a mournful face: "Why should the Yin Division be annoyed? When this kid comes back to work, the Yin Division will beat him to the Eighteenth Hell on charges of dereliction of duty and writing a Y book. When the evidence of the crime is convincing, Luofu Mountain will definitely not accept it." will excuse him."

"As for that idiot, why doesn't the Yin Division know that that idiot has always been lacking in brains, and it's good to be able to do things well. Why bother with him? When the idiot comes back this time, you will send him to the City God's Division because he is not good at doing things. Go, from now on, out of sight is out of mind."

The master analyzed clearly and logically.

Yang Yu thought it made sense at first, but after thinking about it, it was all bullshit.

"Fool, when did Luofu Mountain speak the truth? If it were true, the emperor would allow one person to rule Luofu Mountain? With this little thing, you still want to convict someone? I think you are deceived by lard.

And that idiot, after co-authoring with you for a long time, I can only send him down and let him go to the Town God's Department to be the local king?I still want to help him with feelings? ? "

That idiot has a golden lotus of merit and virtue, enjoys the treatment of a great god, and went to the City God Division. The head of the City God Division is himself a small god, so what should I do with a fool?Isn't this sending him to be an uncle? ?

After Yang Yu finished speaking, he smoked again at the master. After smoking, he felt a lot better.

He snatched Xu Tong's report from the little ghost's hand, scanned it quickly, and turned to the last page.

Then he threw it on the ground: "Leave him alone, if You Shan doesn't stab Lou Zi this time, it's fine. If Lou Zi is stabbed, then take this thing to Luofu Mountain and hand it over to Luofu Mountain for conviction."

After speaking, Yang Yu got up and left.

As soon as Yang Yu left, a group of little ghosts rushed forward, scrambling to grab the small books on the ground...

Early the next morning, the outside of the inn was already very lively.

Many people walked out of the inn, ready to set off to climb the mountain.

Xu Tong and the others were also taken aback. They didn't expect there to be so many people in such a small inn.

"Let's get ready to go, too."

Seeing that so many people began to climb the mountain, Xu Tong stretched his waist and began to urge everyone to set off.

"Guest officer, these are the special products of our Youshan, you take them along and eat them slowly."

At this time, the shopkeeper came over with a big basket.

It was full of weird fruits, Xu Tong couldn't help laughing and said, "I thought you'd forget about it?"

"Don't dare, it's because there were too many people who checked in yesterday, and the small shop couldn't take care of it for a while. Let people prepare the fruits early this morning, and they will be waiting for you."

The shopkeeper said flatteringly, after all, this business is not a one-shot deal, you have to stay in the shop before going up the mountain, and you also need to stay in the shop when going down the mountain.

"Oh, by the way, look at my memory."

The shopkeeper suddenly remembered something at this moment, and quietly stuffed a sign into Xu Tong's hand.

Xu Tong took it over and took a look, only to see the words [Bailu Pavilion] written on the sign.

"Guest officer, just put it away, it will definitely come in handy when it reaches the top."

After the shopkeeper finished speaking, he waved his hand and hurried to greet the next one, ignoring Xu Tong's inquiry.

Xu Tong took the sign and played with it for a while and threw it into the item book. The entry given in the item book was still the word "Bailouting".

Seeing this, Xu Tong didn't care so much, and waved his hands to greet everyone to get ready to go as soon as possible.

"This is for you..." The fool took out the snacks Xu Tong gave and shared them with the fat monk.

The fool and the fat monk sat on the shaft of the car, and the fat monk didn't seem to plan to leave, as if he was planning to take Xu Tong's ride to Youshan together.

The fat monk took it with a smile, talking and laughing with the fool, just like two good brothers.

Xu Tong was happy to see the success of this, no matter what the origin of this monk is, as long as the fool is happy.

"Little brother, we meet again!"

At this time, there was a sudden laugh behind him, Xu Tong looked back, and saw a man and a woman standing not far away, one black and one white, watching him with smiles on their faces...

(End of this chapter)