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Chapter 789 The Widow Comes to the Door
Chapter 789 The Widow Comes to the Door
"Ah, so that's how it is. Mistress, you are really clever!"
Xu Tong had a silly smile on his face, but his heart was already on alert.
Unexpectedly, she was able to figure out the traces of her land fairy.
As the saying goes, it is not good for a widow to come to the door, not to mention the widow, Mrs. Shi, is a fierce one.
"Hey, what kind of shit luck do you think Master has, or is your luck from the seven sects so prosperous that a golden phoenix came out of a chicken coop! There are not many immortals in the three religions. The business of the paper craftsman, on the contrary, came out of a land god, if people from the Three Religions knew about it, they would feel very uncomfortable."
Ba Nu stretched out her slender fingers, gently pinched Xu Tong's face, looked left and right, and actually saw Xu Tong from the inside out.
"It's strange, how can you be able to practice hagana, Ruyi Baolu with all your miscellaneous and chaotic learning!"
After finishing speaking, I took a closer look, and suddenly realized: "Innate Taoism, well, you are really blessed, and this thing fell into your hands."
Hearing this, Xu Tong hurriedly backed away, but he didn't expect this teacher's eyes to be so sharp that she could even see her innate dao foundation.
If I let this old lady watch it again, I won't be able to hide the color of my pants from her.
Hastily smiled and said: "Master, your eyes are like lightning, I really can't hide anything from you, you are waiting for me here today..."
Hearing Xu Tong's inquiry, Ba Nu immediately turned on the woman-resenting mode, and Xu Tong's scalp felt numb with a resentful expression on her face.
"Your master's dead ghost, he left as soon as he said, I have worked hard to serve him tea and cook for decades, and I have suffered so much. I dare not say that I have credit for it, but at least I have worked hard.
As a result, he simply left and didn’t give me any inheritance. I went out and went home to have a look. You good disciple even burned the house down. You call me a weak woman. What do you eat and live with? . "
Ba Nu took out her handkerchief, she was crying pitifully, her voice was moving, and the grave sweepers next to her couldn't stop glancing at her.
The corner of Xu Tong's mouth twitched, thinking: "If you are a weak woman, all women in the world will die!"
But he didn't dare to say that.
After all, logically speaking, the master's house was indeed burned by himself.
The girl suddenly paused, and suddenly fell silent.
Xu Tong raised his head to look, and saw that Nu Nu put down her handkerchief to cover half of her face, and stared at him with her cold eyes narrowed into slits: "My good apprentice, you don't want to leave my wife without a place to sleep, do you?"
Being stared at by the girl, Xu Tong felt a chill run down his spine, and nodded repeatedly: "No way, I will send you to see Master right now."
Xu Tong already understood what Master's wife meant, and after talking about his feelings for a long time, he wanted to find trouble for Master.
There is nothing to discuss about this, Xu Tong wished that their husband and wife would be reunited.
"Well, my wife knows that you are a filial child, but... this ugly daughter-in-law is always embarrassed when she sees her in-laws." The meaning of what the girl said meant that if she wanted to enter Xu Tong's falsehood, would she Will be beaten out by the master.
After all, Xu Tong created the gap between reality and reality, but after passing through the door, it is the master's territory. Although the master is not as powerful as his wife, if he uses the authority Du Ziren gave him, he can take advantage of the home field and completely beat his wife. Get kicked out.
"No, no, don't worry, my master has known about you for a long time, and I hope you will go home as soon as possible."
Xu Tong was also running the train with his mouth full. He remembered that the last time the master knew what happened to the girl, he used it to blame the master.
But at this moment, he can't take care of so much, you and your wife's affairs, close the door, you can make trouble as you like, just don't come to harm me.
After finishing speaking, Xu Tong looked at Tiannv: "Will Tiannv go with you?"
"Of course, this girl is my adopted daughter. She is my own daughter. Isn't my own daughter also your master's own daughter? Come on, girl, call me brother."
"Hey, senior brother!"
Tiannv poked her head out from behind Yannv and smiled at Xu Tong.
Xu Tong had a good impression of this girl. Speaking of which, the last time he was at the crematorium, it was thanks to her voice that he called the grandpa.
Seeing that she had called out her senior brother, Xu Tong really had nothing to say.
Well, I was worried before that after the eldest princess and the old Taoist left, it would be quite deserted, but now it seems that I am afraid that not only will it not be deserted, but it will also be quite lively.
Although this cheap mistress probably had no good intentions when she came to her door, since she delivered it to her door, there was a reason why she didn't accept it, and besides, there was a master sitting in the backyard, so I wasn't afraid that this girl would cause some big waves.
Patted the little head of the goddess: "Good boy, I will buy you candy later."
After hastily cleaning the grave of the master, Xu Tong took the orphan and widow to find a deserted land at random.
In the realm of Dao Slashing, between reality and reality, it is just a thought, which changes the surrounding reality and reality, and a door quietly appears in front of you.
"Master, junior sister, please come inside!"
Xu Tong pushed open the door and walked ahead to lead the way.
"what??"
The eldest princess sitting on the tree noticed someone coming in, opened her eyelids and saw Xu Tong walking in with a mother and daughter, she frowned immediately.
Seeing Xu Tong's cautious and ingratiating appearance, he immediately felt annoyed, and couldn't help curling his lips: "Oh, I said that you don't look like a girl on weekdays, and I thought you like men, so it turns out The children in the family know how to make soy sauce."
Ba Nu glanced at the eldest princess, and pulled Xu Tong's arm with a smile: "If you don't learn well, you will learn from your master Jinwu Zangjiao."
Good guy, women are such creatures that they bicker when they meet.
Fortunately, he is also a shameless master, pointing to the eldest princess and said: "Where, this is the little daughter-in-law my master found for me, and she just missed the bridal chamber."
After finishing speaking, she looked back at the eldest princess and waved her hand: "What are you doing in a daze, this is our teacher and sister who are back, why don't you hurry up and help me!"
The eldest princess was stunned, and when she heard this, most of the sourness in her heart dissipated, and she didn't care about Xu's fairy tale taking advantage of her, so she jumped off the tree and came to meet her.
However, after taking a closer look, looking at the protruding and backward-looking mistress in front of her, she couldn't help but feel a little suspicious: "Is it really your mistress?"
"Of course, it's absolutely true. I don't believe you let my master come out."
Xu Tong patted his chest and promised.
"Ah, so it's the eldest lady. Oh, you are so young and beautiful, I can't believe it is the eldest lady!"
The eldest princess rolled her eyes, and immediately slapped Xu Tong's paw away, pulled the girl's arm and walked inside. The little mouth was as sweet as honey, and the aunt praised her hype.
The girl was almost laughing from ear to ear, holding the little hand of the eldest princess, it was inevitable that it was a business exchange: "This girl is really handsome, just like the fairy in the painting."
As he said that, he took off a bracelet from his wrist: "Master, I came here in a hurry, and I didn't bring you anything, so I'll bring this bracelet for you. It's also Master's wish."
The eldest princess took a look at it, and her face changed immediately. The bracelet looked as smooth as jade, but upon closer inspection, it was actually made of a human bone.
With a touch of the finger, half of the pure yang is carved on it [Zuo Wang Jing]
Now the eldest princess was a little surprised, she had heard about this sutra before, it was an undisclosed secret of the Chunyang lineage, known as the head of all the scriptures of the Inner Alchemy School, even if there was only half of it, it was also treasured by the Taoist school.
As for this bone, the pure yang energy is so pure, it is obviously carved with the bones of a pure yang expert.
Such a heavy thing, this teacher took it out as soon as she said it, which really changed the princess's impression of it.
But no matter how the eldest princess looked at it, she couldn't tell how strong this teacher's wife was.
Surprised and suspicious, he couldn't help looking back at Xu Tong, only to see Xu Tong smiling and said: "Take what Master gives you."
"In that case, thank you, Madam."
The eldest princess put her hands on her lower abdomen, moved her right hand upwards, made fists with both hands, bowed her head and bent her knees to perform ten thousand blessings.
"What a good girl, it's hard to find a girl who knows how to be polite these days." Seeing this, the daughter-in-law became more and more fond of her, and she dragged the eldest princess forward.
The old Taoist who was squatting at the door was startled when he saw this.
I don't know what's going on, so I can only salute with a smile, and then I glanced at the goddess, and suddenly my expression changed slightly, and I grabbed Xu Tong's arm: "Who is this??"
"Um, master's wife."
Xu Tong didn't follow in, and squatted at the door with the old man, took out the shredded tobacco that the old man had given him, put it in the smoke pot, lit it up and smoked it, um, the taste is really good.
"Where's that girl??"
The old man continued to ask.
"My master's daughter!"
"Fart, that girl is not a mortal at first glance, and your master is not like that!"
The old Taoist curled his lips, he couldn't see through the big lady, but he could tell the face of the celestial girl at a glance, this girl was born with an immortal appearance, which is not something a human can have.
Xu Tong was still not convinced when he heard the words: "My master is not a dick, and all the dicks are his wives."
"Forehead……"
The old Taoist fell silent immediately after hearing the words, and poked Xu Tong for a moment: "Is that really that kind of wife?"
"Of course! We hug each other to sleep at night, and we are short of having a baby."
Hearing Xu Tong's words, the old man couldn't help but gasped, and gave a thumbs up silently: "Your master is really a dick!"
While the two of them were talking, they heard a whimpering cry from the room, followed by the master's scolding: "You are useless, you have children, and you dare to lie to me that you are all right... ..."
Xu Tong and Lao Dao looked at each other, and when they pricked up their ears, they heard the voice of the goddess: "Daddy!"
The sweetness of the voice made both of them feel tired.
"Hey, why did you leave?" At this time, the old Taoist found that Xu Tong had got up and walked out, so he hurriedly called to him.
"Nonsense, if I don't run now, I won't be able to run later."
After Xu Tong finished speaking, he ran away without looking back.
All the old Taoists who watched shook their heads: "He is really a good and filial disciple."
After thinking about it again, well, it's hard for an upright official to break up housework, so I won't stay here to get involved.
The old Taoist stood up and walked towards the back mountain in a leisurely manner...
(End of this chapter)
"Ah, so that's how it is. Mistress, you are really clever!"
Xu Tong had a silly smile on his face, but his heart was already on alert.
Unexpectedly, she was able to figure out the traces of her land fairy.
As the saying goes, it is not good for a widow to come to the door, not to mention the widow, Mrs. Shi, is a fierce one.
"Hey, what kind of shit luck do you think Master has, or is your luck from the seven sects so prosperous that a golden phoenix came out of a chicken coop! There are not many immortals in the three religions. The business of the paper craftsman, on the contrary, came out of a land god, if people from the Three Religions knew about it, they would feel very uncomfortable."
Ba Nu stretched out her slender fingers, gently pinched Xu Tong's face, looked left and right, and actually saw Xu Tong from the inside out.
"It's strange, how can you be able to practice hagana, Ruyi Baolu with all your miscellaneous and chaotic learning!"
After finishing speaking, I took a closer look, and suddenly realized: "Innate Taoism, well, you are really blessed, and this thing fell into your hands."
Hearing this, Xu Tong hurriedly backed away, but he didn't expect this teacher's eyes to be so sharp that she could even see her innate dao foundation.
If I let this old lady watch it again, I won't be able to hide the color of my pants from her.
Hastily smiled and said: "Master, your eyes are like lightning, I really can't hide anything from you, you are waiting for me here today..."
Hearing Xu Tong's inquiry, Ba Nu immediately turned on the woman-resenting mode, and Xu Tong's scalp felt numb with a resentful expression on her face.
"Your master's dead ghost, he left as soon as he said, I have worked hard to serve him tea and cook for decades, and I have suffered so much. I dare not say that I have credit for it, but at least I have worked hard.
As a result, he simply left and didn’t give me any inheritance. I went out and went home to have a look. You good disciple even burned the house down. You call me a weak woman. What do you eat and live with? . "
Ba Nu took out her handkerchief, she was crying pitifully, her voice was moving, and the grave sweepers next to her couldn't stop glancing at her.
The corner of Xu Tong's mouth twitched, thinking: "If you are a weak woman, all women in the world will die!"
But he didn't dare to say that.
After all, logically speaking, the master's house was indeed burned by himself.
The girl suddenly paused, and suddenly fell silent.
Xu Tong raised his head to look, and saw that Nu Nu put down her handkerchief to cover half of her face, and stared at him with her cold eyes narrowed into slits: "My good apprentice, you don't want to leave my wife without a place to sleep, do you?"
Being stared at by the girl, Xu Tong felt a chill run down his spine, and nodded repeatedly: "No way, I will send you to see Master right now."
Xu Tong already understood what Master's wife meant, and after talking about his feelings for a long time, he wanted to find trouble for Master.
There is nothing to discuss about this, Xu Tong wished that their husband and wife would be reunited.
"Well, my wife knows that you are a filial child, but... this ugly daughter-in-law is always embarrassed when she sees her in-laws." The meaning of what the girl said meant that if she wanted to enter Xu Tong's falsehood, would she Will be beaten out by the master.
After all, Xu Tong created the gap between reality and reality, but after passing through the door, it is the master's territory. Although the master is not as powerful as his wife, if he uses the authority Du Ziren gave him, he can take advantage of the home field and completely beat his wife. Get kicked out.
"No, no, don't worry, my master has known about you for a long time, and I hope you will go home as soon as possible."
Xu Tong was also running the train with his mouth full. He remembered that the last time the master knew what happened to the girl, he used it to blame the master.
But at this moment, he can't take care of so much, you and your wife's affairs, close the door, you can make trouble as you like, just don't come to harm me.
After finishing speaking, Xu Tong looked at Tiannv: "Will Tiannv go with you?"
"Of course, this girl is my adopted daughter. She is my own daughter. Isn't my own daughter also your master's own daughter? Come on, girl, call me brother."
"Hey, senior brother!"
Tiannv poked her head out from behind Yannv and smiled at Xu Tong.
Xu Tong had a good impression of this girl. Speaking of which, the last time he was at the crematorium, it was thanks to her voice that he called the grandpa.
Seeing that she had called out her senior brother, Xu Tong really had nothing to say.
Well, I was worried before that after the eldest princess and the old Taoist left, it would be quite deserted, but now it seems that I am afraid that not only will it not be deserted, but it will also be quite lively.
Although this cheap mistress probably had no good intentions when she came to her door, since she delivered it to her door, there was a reason why she didn't accept it, and besides, there was a master sitting in the backyard, so I wasn't afraid that this girl would cause some big waves.
Patted the little head of the goddess: "Good boy, I will buy you candy later."
After hastily cleaning the grave of the master, Xu Tong took the orphan and widow to find a deserted land at random.
In the realm of Dao Slashing, between reality and reality, it is just a thought, which changes the surrounding reality and reality, and a door quietly appears in front of you.
"Master, junior sister, please come inside!"
Xu Tong pushed open the door and walked ahead to lead the way.
"what??"
The eldest princess sitting on the tree noticed someone coming in, opened her eyelids and saw Xu Tong walking in with a mother and daughter, she frowned immediately.
Seeing Xu Tong's cautious and ingratiating appearance, he immediately felt annoyed, and couldn't help curling his lips: "Oh, I said that you don't look like a girl on weekdays, and I thought you like men, so it turns out The children in the family know how to make soy sauce."
Ba Nu glanced at the eldest princess, and pulled Xu Tong's arm with a smile: "If you don't learn well, you will learn from your master Jinwu Zangjiao."
Good guy, women are such creatures that they bicker when they meet.
Fortunately, he is also a shameless master, pointing to the eldest princess and said: "Where, this is the little daughter-in-law my master found for me, and she just missed the bridal chamber."
After finishing speaking, she looked back at the eldest princess and waved her hand: "What are you doing in a daze, this is our teacher and sister who are back, why don't you hurry up and help me!"
The eldest princess was stunned, and when she heard this, most of the sourness in her heart dissipated, and she didn't care about Xu's fairy tale taking advantage of her, so she jumped off the tree and came to meet her.
However, after taking a closer look, looking at the protruding and backward-looking mistress in front of her, she couldn't help but feel a little suspicious: "Is it really your mistress?"
"Of course, it's absolutely true. I don't believe you let my master come out."
Xu Tong patted his chest and promised.
"Ah, so it's the eldest lady. Oh, you are so young and beautiful, I can't believe it is the eldest lady!"
The eldest princess rolled her eyes, and immediately slapped Xu Tong's paw away, pulled the girl's arm and walked inside. The little mouth was as sweet as honey, and the aunt praised her hype.
The girl was almost laughing from ear to ear, holding the little hand of the eldest princess, it was inevitable that it was a business exchange: "This girl is really handsome, just like the fairy in the painting."
As he said that, he took off a bracelet from his wrist: "Master, I came here in a hurry, and I didn't bring you anything, so I'll bring this bracelet for you. It's also Master's wish."
The eldest princess took a look at it, and her face changed immediately. The bracelet looked as smooth as jade, but upon closer inspection, it was actually made of a human bone.
With a touch of the finger, half of the pure yang is carved on it [Zuo Wang Jing]
Now the eldest princess was a little surprised, she had heard about this sutra before, it was an undisclosed secret of the Chunyang lineage, known as the head of all the scriptures of the Inner Alchemy School, even if there was only half of it, it was also treasured by the Taoist school.
As for this bone, the pure yang energy is so pure, it is obviously carved with the bones of a pure yang expert.
Such a heavy thing, this teacher took it out as soon as she said it, which really changed the princess's impression of it.
But no matter how the eldest princess looked at it, she couldn't tell how strong this teacher's wife was.
Surprised and suspicious, he couldn't help looking back at Xu Tong, only to see Xu Tong smiling and said: "Take what Master gives you."
"In that case, thank you, Madam."
The eldest princess put her hands on her lower abdomen, moved her right hand upwards, made fists with both hands, bowed her head and bent her knees to perform ten thousand blessings.
"What a good girl, it's hard to find a girl who knows how to be polite these days." Seeing this, the daughter-in-law became more and more fond of her, and she dragged the eldest princess forward.
The old Taoist who was squatting at the door was startled when he saw this.
I don't know what's going on, so I can only salute with a smile, and then I glanced at the goddess, and suddenly my expression changed slightly, and I grabbed Xu Tong's arm: "Who is this??"
"Um, master's wife."
Xu Tong didn't follow in, and squatted at the door with the old man, took out the shredded tobacco that the old man had given him, put it in the smoke pot, lit it up and smoked it, um, the taste is really good.
"Where's that girl??"
The old man continued to ask.
"My master's daughter!"
"Fart, that girl is not a mortal at first glance, and your master is not like that!"
The old Taoist curled his lips, he couldn't see through the big lady, but he could tell the face of the celestial girl at a glance, this girl was born with an immortal appearance, which is not something a human can have.
Xu Tong was still not convinced when he heard the words: "My master is not a dick, and all the dicks are his wives."
"Forehead……"
The old Taoist fell silent immediately after hearing the words, and poked Xu Tong for a moment: "Is that really that kind of wife?"
"Of course! We hug each other to sleep at night, and we are short of having a baby."
Hearing Xu Tong's words, the old man couldn't help but gasped, and gave a thumbs up silently: "Your master is really a dick!"
While the two of them were talking, they heard a whimpering cry from the room, followed by the master's scolding: "You are useless, you have children, and you dare to lie to me that you are all right... ..."
Xu Tong and Lao Dao looked at each other, and when they pricked up their ears, they heard the voice of the goddess: "Daddy!"
The sweetness of the voice made both of them feel tired.
"Hey, why did you leave?" At this time, the old Taoist found that Xu Tong had got up and walked out, so he hurriedly called to him.
"Nonsense, if I don't run now, I won't be able to run later."
After Xu Tong finished speaking, he ran away without looking back.
All the old Taoists who watched shook their heads: "He is really a good and filial disciple."
After thinking about it again, well, it's hard for an upright official to break up housework, so I won't stay here to get involved.
The old Taoist stood up and walked towards the back mountain in a leisurely manner...
(End of this chapter)
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