Daming primary school students

Chapter 261 Brand New Post

In the Ming Dynasty, Jietie was known as a big-character poster, a not uncommon form of writing.Especially when the struggle is fierce, the probability and frequency of postings are higher.

Many postings with the same text appeared in the city of Nanjing on this day. Many yamen, streets, and city gates were posted, and even some daring people secretly posted them outside the Xi'an Gate of the imperial city.

The title of the posted post is the seemingly novel "Urging the Defense Eunuch Pan Zhen in Nanjing to Amend the Letter", and the content is to enumerate the three major crimes of the defense eunuch Pan Zhen.

The article is still very depressing, especially for merchants, laborers who have been bullied and blackmailed by eunuch forces, and people who cultivate fields by the river, it is of course secretly cool that someone helped them name and name the eunuch in power.

Apart from the content, the most shocking thing is that this post was actually signed!"Jiangning County Student Qin Dewei" is clearly written in the signature place!
Under normal circumstances, such critical posters, especially those critical of the powerful, are not signed and are posted anonymously.

But what I saw today was a real-name criticism, and the onlookers immediately felt their eyes opened.

Fog Grass!What is the conscience of a scholar!The upsurge of gossip erupted instantly, and word of mouth spread throughout the city. In fact, this is the speed of communication that countless literati dream of.

It’s just that this method seems too deadly. The author himself is easy to be harmonized, and most people dare not learn it.

In addition, although everyone heard that there was another big robbery on the river outside, Qin Dewei's postings were not as popular in the city. After all, the robbery on the river was far from most people in the city.

Besides, the Jiangshang robbery has happened several times recently, and there is nothing to discuss about it, and the novelty has gone down. What can I say besides cursing the incompetence of the officers and soldiers?
Mrs. Pan listened in and said that the post had been spread in the city, and she was furious again. Originally, after seeing the submission, he was still a bit rational. After all, no outsiders knew about this document.

But when he heard that Qin Dewei widely published the post and listed the three major crimes in the whole city, Eunuch Pan had the intention of killing Qin Dewei.

Eunuch Pan even began to reflect on himself, is it because of the old-age mentality that caused him to be too low-key, and as a result, some scholars didn't know what to do?

Previously, Eunuch Pan just asked his followers to find Qin Dewei, but now he directly ordered the Nanjing Jinyi Guards to dispatch to search for people everywhere, and must invite Qin Dewei back to the inner defense hall.

Really, I can only say please, after all, this is a famous scholar, not a commoner.

However, the troops sent by the Inner Garrison Office searched for two days and searched all the places where Qin Dewei might be, but they couldn't find Qin Dewei.

As a sandbox game player after 500 years, how could Qin Dewei not know the concept of safe house?At the same time, as a super local snake, the county government manages tens of thousands of state-owned government buildings, so he certainly has the strength to build a safe house.

So Qin Dewei had already prepared two safe houses known only to his uncle. As long as he could not lurk, trying to find him from [-] households in Licheng would be like looking for a needle in a haystack.

"You have no guts! Dare to do what you dare not to do!" Eunuch Pan was furious, beat and scolded his attendants and guards in Jinyi, and also scolded Qin Dewei by the way.

At this time, the Jinyi guard on duty in the inner garrison hall was none other than Commander Xu's brother-in-law, Mr. Tian.

Mr. Tian was so scolded that he couldn't lift his head, so he could only explain: "Don't worry, Ming Gong, this Qin Dewei can hide for a while, but not forever, as long as you keep an eye on a few places, he will eventually reveal his whereabouts!

Moreover, the lower officials have confiscated all the posts, the heat will pass, and the public can't just say one thing every day, and it will naturally calm down after a while. "

Eunuch Pan was angry, but he really didn't think a few big-character posters could do anything to him. The eunuch is the emperor's servant!

"In short, find Qin Dewei!" Eunuch Pan ordered.

At this time, a follower rushed in, holding up a scroll of documents, and reported to Eunuch Pan: "Another post appeared in the city!"

Afterwards, I unfolded it for Eunuch Pan to see, and saw that the title was "Three Eunuch Pan's Laughing Words from the Qin Family".

one.The Nanjing garrison eunuch Pan Gong passed by Fengyang when he took office. The Fengyang garrison eunuch Lu pointed to the bridge outside the imperial mausoleum and said, "I earned a lot of money when I built this bridge."

A few years later, the eunuch Lu of Fengyang resigned and went to Nanjing to retire and visit the guard Pan Gong.Eunuch Pan pointed to the waterway outside the imperial city and said, "I also built five bridges here and earned a lot of money."

Eunuch Lu looked at the water and asked suspiciously, "Where is the bridge?"

Eunuch Pan laughed and said, "This is the reason for making money!"

Second.Zhang San, a commoner who was reclaiming fields by the river, accidentally caught a big fish. He went home happily and said to his wife, "Today we can eat fried fish." The lady said, "There is no oil at home."

Zhang San said again: "Then cook and eat." The lady said: "There is no pot at home."

Zhang San said again: "Then bake it!" The lady said: "I don't even have firewood at home."

Zhang San said angrily: "Then what are you eating!" In a panic, he threw the fish back into the river.

The big fish turned over in the water, and suddenly revealed its head again, uttering words, and shouted, "Thank you, Eunuch Pan, for your life!"

Third.Eunuch Pan, the inner guard, and a certain Duke, who was the outer guard, went to the gate of the city to inspect the city wall, and suddenly they had an argument about whose guards were more loyal and obedient to orders.

Impulsively, a certain prince ordered his guards: "You jump off the top of the city!"

The Duke's guard cried: "Why is Minggong here! I still have a wife and children at home!"

A certain prince couldn't bear it, and said to himself: "Forget it, it's all my fault!"

Eunuch Pan sneered a few times, and also ordered his guards: "You jump down!"

The imperial guardian was holding on to the crenel of the city wall, and was about to jump down. A certain prince was shocked, stopped the imperial guardian and asked, "You don't want to die?"

I just heard the guardian crying and shouting: "Master, please don't stop me, just let me dance! I still have a wife and children at home!"

Everyone in the inner defense hall didn't dare to laugh in front of Eunuch Pan after watching it, it was really hard to bear it.

Eunuch Pan's face turned dark, it is extremely hateful for a literati to write!Is this Qin Dewei endless?Posting exposing posts and changing tricks?If this joke is widely circulated, what image does he have?

When a new post appeared, the viewers were immediately blocked, and there was even a phenomenon of copying and circulating it!It must be harmonized, and you must quickly copy it down and save a copy.

In fact, there are quite a lot of jokes in Daming, and they have even been compiled into books and published.But the joke that Qin Dewei released this time is a brand new joke that everyone has never seen before!
It is very connotative and interesting, very ironic, very memorable, and the technique is deeper than ordinary jokes.

Not only refreshing, but also really funny from the heart!

He Liangjun, a student from Songjiang Prefecture, read the post and commented: "Qin Sheng is really a great talent, and his jokes are so profound. Just such a joke, it will not be out of date for another 500 years."

　There are more tonight, I don’t know how many there are, I plan to stay up all night and try it out, everyone can’t wait to get up tomorrow morning to watch together.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)