Daozu is Cthulhu

'Hey, hello, Li Fan, are you busy now? '

"I'm busy, what's the matter, I have something to talk about."

Li Fan is digging ditches in the epiphyllum forest in Lijiazhuang. He washed the piled heads with elixir, sealed them with talismans, wrapped them in the medicinal mud, wrapped them in yellow cloth, pasted two sword talismans, and grabbed his hair like saplings. One by one, they are planted on the field ridges.

There are a total of 340 three heads gathered here, piled up as high as a hill, and they are all Taisu seeds that "fell into dreams" after listening to the first lecture of his Taisu public class outside Sanyuan City during the day.

Li Fan also preached the sermons in person, received and guided them personally, and touched the heads of those who were predestined one by one, and selected those who could barely maintain their hearts and humanity, and accepted them as outer disciples.In the evening, he used the secret method of planting his head and brought it back to Moshan to be reincarnated. After ten or twenty years, he would be able to grow into a human form.

Of course, it doesn’t have to be all human heads, heart, liver, spleen, lungs and the like. In short, the key is to form a non-material core and be able to place human souls. The out-of-shape intangible parts can be planted as 'Taisu seeds', which greatly improves the survival rate of the method of human transformation, and the cut part can also be used as flower fertilizer, which is similar to hybrid rice in principle.

By the way, at this time, these Taisu seeds are arranged according to the star position of the sword array that Li Fan stole from Magu Mountain, which can be regarded as preventing those old Xuanmen from doing bad things, and by the way, they have upgraded the security of Lijiazhuang.

But judging from the results of this general election, it is not yet time to preach to the public, and there are still too few seeds that can get too good chance.Of course, this time, because Li Fan preached in person, he could touch his head and correct his heart, so the success rate has been greatly increased to [-]-[-].

But time is running out, like yesterday's "burning of three walls" incident, at least tens of thousands of casualties, but in troubled times, it is not a big deal, it probably won't even occupy a line in the Taishiguan's writing, in the future This kind of thing will only increase.

Li Fan couldn't help but touch the heads of the whole world one by one. Although he disdained the old Xuanmen's behavior, it seems that he can only teach them the Taisu inheritance first, and let the Taoism spread.

'Oh, it's not a big deal, did you move the cloned body of the fish farm? '

"Well, I sent it to the Taifu to be my son. What's the matter, you don't have many fish fry, you need to check the account? Will you deduct it from my account?"

"It's not about the fish fry. You jumped into the production line and didn't adjust other equipment settings, so the fish farm used a custom-made meat machine brain plug for the prosthetic body..."

"Oh, so what's going on? Get the clone back?"

'It's too late, our network monitor puppet called the police just now and found that a hacker had linked to the company's subnet.You'd better confirm what's going on, of course, don't kill him directly, just erase the memory about the fish farm, after all, he is our only customer at present, and we also gave him meat machine insurance for the opening welcome, one year coverage Replacement, three-year warranty, if it is damaged, we will lose money. '

"...Okay, I'll take a look."

Li Fan also has a big head, why the hackers on the other side of the door can't stop one by one, but the mood system found out in time, it shouldn't be a big problem, the big deal is to knock him out and tie him up again.

So after setting up the head and sword array, Li Fan jumped to Sanyuan again at dawn to visit the mansion of the Clan Zhang.

After all, it is the wife of Taifu's wife, and at this time, the Central Guard specially arranged elite guards, three layers inside and three layers outside to guard. The riot last night did not affect this place at all.

Li Fan, as the envoy of Yuhou and Liguo, the personal friend of the Zhang family and the savior of 'Ping'er' came to visit, and it was reasonable to confirm the safety of Mrs. Taifu, and the steward came out to greet him immediately.

"Yuhou is overthinking. It's just the devil's cult thieves trying to cause chaos in Gyeonggi. I have a large army in Sanyuan, so I'm not afraid of these little things."

"It turned out that it was just a few thieves who set the fire, so I don't worry." Li Fan saw Mrs. Zhang, suddenly his mind moved, and he figured out the cause and effect, "Oh, could it be that you bought the Yuhou Mansion this time? Really? I am ashamed to receive it!"

Mrs. Zhang also laughed, "What are you talking about? If you hadn't rescued Ping'er, the old man wouldn't know what to do. These are just small thoughts, and they won't cost much. As long as Yuhou is satisfied."

Li Fan took advantage of the situation and said, "I don't know how the Marquis of Anyang is doing? How is his body recovering? Why don't you let me check on him again?"

Mrs. Zhang was grateful, "It's the best. In fact, I was going to ask Yu Hou for advice. Finally, he changed his appearance. I don't know him at all."

Li Fan was startled, "But what's wrong? Could it be that he was taken away by an evil spirit? The Taoist body is out of control?"

Mrs. Zhang shook her head and smiled, "That's not true, I asked someone to look at it, and Ping'er is fine.

It's just that this kid used to be a full-fledged dandy, who spent all day looking for flowers and questioning Liu and refused to change after repeated admonitions. After this catastrophe, he started to study hard. I don't know if it was a temporary change of temperament, or he really learned well. "

Have someone read it?Still all right?He has turned into a fish, okay?There are chips in your brain, okay?Are you blind? ?
Just as Li Fan was about to speak, a person outside the door suddenly said with a smile,
"If you survive a catastrophe, you will have future blessings. Don't worry about whether the Marquis of Anyang will be very happy this time and get enlightened by the fate of immortality."

Li Fan took a look, ouch, it turned out to be you, the man in the cloud.

Mrs. Zhang said with a smile, "Lan Shuo was joking. Let me introduce you to Yuhou. This is Yiyanghou. The noble sons of the middle class are only good when it comes to Taoism, and no one can match him."

What the hell is Guannei Hou?Why does the Grand Tutor like to seal off the Marquis of Guannei for his confidants so much?You don't need the emperor's seal, right?He's really good at winning people's hearts, it seems that the Marquis of Guannei is really full of bad streets...

Li Fan quickly searched for keywords in his mind, and then recalled the patriarch who visited before, and quickly confirmed the identity of this person.

Well, this is also the second generation, no, there are several generations, the descendants of Yiyanghou Fu family, the Fu family, that is the family family that has been passed down from generation to generation in the ancient fairy palace, and it can be passed down to the present, standing in line The skill cannot be underestimated.Shang Shulang, um, after all, the current Shang Shuling is his uncle, the head of the Fu family, probably a paid internship...

Tsk tsk, he is a powerful person, and he is Songshan Mountain, and there is also the true biography of Magushan Mountain behind the scenes. The one who was born on the podium is this kind of person, right?The Taifu is really a trap for the powerful Baizi, and the talents and forces under his command are intertwined...

Li Fan also smirked and agreed,

"It turned out to be Shang Shulang, who has admired his name for a long time. En? Shang Shulang, what's wrong with you? You look very weak? Are you injured?"

Fu Lanshuo also smirked and said,

"To tell you the truth, Yuhou, the Devil's Cult made trouble the night before, and I was so shocked that I didn't sleep well the next night! Why did you have time to visit Ping'er? Oh, Ping'er is my eldest nephew. I can't help him with my humble skills. Fortunately, I got you I haven't thanked you for helping me out!"

Nonsence!You son of a powerful family pretended to be a demon sect with Xuanmen, robbed your own things and tied up your eldest nephew, you really have a face!Why do you want to be superior so much!

"Shang Shulang is too far-fetched to say that. I also made friends with Chongyang Hou Babai, and Ping'er is also my eldest nephew. We should do everything!"

The two smirked at each other, seeing through each other's heels, and each had their own schemes in their stomachs.

Mrs. Zhang was quite happy, as if she felt that her incompetent young son suddenly became enlightened, and she was very relieved to have two elder brothers who were highly educated to take care of her, so she immediately arranged for them to visit Ping'er together.

However, with this Shang Shulang following him, Li Fan couldn't use his tricks, so he pretended to check his physical condition and felt the pulse of Marquis Anyang.

Fu Lanshuo smiled aside and said,

"Ping'er, this Yuhou is your savior. He was a rare master at that time. He was far superior to me. If you feel uncomfortable, just say it."

"Yes, thank you for saving your life."

Li Fan also noticed that the AI ​​personality memory he set for the 'Ping'er' clone has clearly been replaced, and now it is obvious that the hackers from the 'gate' are directly manipulating it. The time traveler' too!

However, he noticed that this 'Ping'er' seemed to have been manipulated once in the direction of a fool by using the Yuanshen method. It was probably done by Shang Shulang. The method was so rough that it almost burned the meat machine system. Only then did the hacker link in himself.

But no matter how powerful the hacker on the other side of the door is, it still has the mental strength of a mortal, so Li Fan didn't show his face, he touched the head of 'Ping'er', erased and reorganized the memory, and put a bunch of puppets in, Then he glanced at Fu Lanshuo,
"Do you remember being kidnapped by someone?"

'Simaping' froze for a moment, then shook his head, "I'm so dazed, I really can't remember."

Fu Lanshuo said with a serious face, "It must have been caused by the members of the Demon Cult who caused trouble in Sanyuan last night, probably because of the Yuanshen method. These people are probably trying to take the opportunity to blackmail the Grand Tutor. But don't worry, Ping'er, the Demon Sect The conspiratorial attempt of the church has been thwarted by us, so you can rest at ease."

'Simaping' was in a daze, "I feel in good health, oh, it's just that my progress is slow during cultivation, I don't know why?"

Li Fan looked at Fu Lanshuo's reluctance to leave, knowing that the opponent's Xuanmen master had already seen through Sima Ping's body, so he didn't hide anything and said bluntly,
"Actually, when I found you, your Taoist body had already been devoured by foreign demons, and only a sliver of remnant soul was found. I couldn't find anyone to relieve you in a hurry, so I found a carp to let you take it away." Reborn, so you are now a carp man, so naturally you cannot practice human skills."

Both Sima Ping and Fu Lanshuo were dumbfounded.

"Hiss—can a remnant soul be reincarnated and reborn!"

"No, carp? Why don't you give me the whole dog?"

"Oh, this is really the first time I've heard of such a request, but if you insist so much, it should be possible to blend humans and dogs. It may be easier than carp."

"No! Can this be done??"

Li Fan shrugged, took out a scroll from his arms and gave it to him,

"I, Mozhushan, evolved the way of Taisu, only unexpected, nothing impossible, young people should let go of their minds and accept the glorious evolution.

Hey, Tai Chi Dao is outdated. If Marquis of Anyang is interested in becoming a dog, I have a volume of "Yuan Zhi" here for you to study. Since you have this opportunity, should Shang Shulang take a look and become a dog together? "

Sima Ping had just picked it up and wanted to see it, but Fu Lanshuo was so exaggerated that he jumped out of the way and hid behind the outer wall of the courtyard.So he also swallowed his saliva and put away "Yuan Zhi",
"Then I'll think about it again..."

Li Fan also let him go. Anyway, the memory tampering stuffed another seventeen or eight dolls. Now the customer probably can’t even remember his last name. The system can even track the location in reverse, whether it’s brain-burning, or the company will check it later. Throw it out to top the cylinder, it can be done with a snap of your fingers.

So he casually prescribed a few prescriptions for calming the nerves, and gave some fish feed to the steward of the Zhang family to give it to Marquis Anyang. Li Fan walked out of the yard with his hands behind his back, and smiled at Fu Lanshuo.
"It turns out that Shang Shulang is really a god who practiced Taoism in Songshan?"

Fu Lanshuo also smiled in embarrassment, "Mo Zhushan's ability is really extraordinary, never heard of, never seen before."

Li Fan shrugged, "Want to learn? Shall I teach you?"

Fu Lanshuo withdrew his smile and bowed his hands solemnly, "Don't dare, although I have the ambition to glimpse Xu Yuan, but now I have such a rudimentary way of doing things, I don't have the ability to hear the truth, please allow me to ask for advice after a while."

"..." Li Fan looked at him, and suddenly asked, "I heard that the Fu family and the various clans in Tianshi have been close friends for generations, and they are each other's front and back. I don't know what the Guannei Marquis is doing to take care of the Anyang Marquis? How do you feel?"

Fu Lanshuo also smiled and stopped answering, with the same polite smile as that of the Zhonglang General.

Li Fan saw that all the people from the Central Plains were watertight, and they couldn't cheat a fart, so he nodded with the same smile,
"The Central Plains is really vast and rich in resources, and the land of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in Gyeonggi is full of talents. Then I won't bother Anyang Hou to rest. By the way, Shang Shulang, would you like to visit Yuhou Mansion with me?"

Fu Lanshuo said with a smile, "I was surprised by the Demon Cult the day before yesterday. I'm afraid of being attacked and plotted against by the remnants of the Demon Cult. I'd better stay here temporarily and take care of Ping'er. Yuhou please."

Seeing that the other party was so defensive, Li Fan didn't waste any time, and had a few polite words with Mrs. Zhang, saying that the Marquis of Anyang is not sick or in trouble, and he is in good health, so he can rest assured, and he got another thank you.

So when he left Zhang's mansion, the team in charge directly pulled a pile of gold and silver utensils for food and clothing, and the servants and handymen sent him to the newly built Yuhou mansion.

It was really newly built, because this fairy palace was originally a fairy palace custom-made by a certain wealthy family in Sanyuan.It's just that this family may live closer to the Marquis of Yangxiang. They were hit and destroyed. The family fell from the sky and fell into the sea of ​​fire. They were smashed to pieces and there were no bones left, so the custom-made mansion was Being pushed along with the flow, he was given to Li Fan as a favor.

At this time, the entire Feige Fairy Palace has been remodeled according to the level of Dutinghou. There are five pavilions at the main entrance, seven main halls, sapphire marble guardrails, glass screens, coral thrones, nine wings on both sides, and seven shrines and altars. , the seven palaces of the bedroom in the back building, and all the palaces and pavilions at the main entrance are covered with emerald glazed tiles.The verandahs next to the rest of the buildings are all made of tube tiles.There are also gardens, pavilions and rockery gardens, which are about 63 mu of land.

Well, as soon as the plaque was changed, Yuduting Hou's Mansion sent it over with a raised hand. It's really a big dog.

However, since they are so rich, they would rather confer rewards to the upstarts of the powerful and the masters of foreign vassals, but they don't see a little manpower, organize disaster relief, build porridge shop refugee camps, and engage in face-saving projects?can not?Still disdain?
While being indifferent to the life and death of the common people, he generously donated money and offered rewards without counting. He tried his best to attract more than half of the monks from the Immortal Palace and lesser half of the Taoist sect to join him.This is the Taifu's regime.

Li Fan could see that the Tai Tuo, and perhaps the immortal clans who had been in power in Sanyuan in the past dynasties, were all Confucianism and morality, and what they read was not the Analects of Confucius at all, but Liu Tao.

It is the so-called, there is time in the sky, there is wealth in the earth, and those who can share it with others are benevolence. Where there is benevolence, the world belongs to it.

Ordinary people hate death and enjoy life, love virtue and return to profit, and those who can generate profit are the way, and where the way is, the world returns to it.

If you take a fish with bait, the fish can be killed; if you take a man with your salary, you can exhaust the man; if you take a country with your family, you can remove the country;

And a person, a grassroots person, if he doesn't even have the value of being wooed and lured by others, naturally he doesn't need to be taken into account.

Although the world is big, some people still have no place to stay. This is probably the reason.

Li Fan stood at the gate of the Hou Mansion and thought for a while, then waved to the manager.

"What are your orders, Lord Hou?"

"Do you have a union here?"

"union?"

"Oh, don't worry too much. What I mean is that Sanyuan has been destroyed like this. You have to do river engineering and civil engineering to rebuild the city, don't you? Someone has to do this work, right? I heard that Sanyuan has already been built by Tiangong, and now it's still there. Is there any? What about the folks? Is there a guild that organizes civilian labor for construction?"

The steward frowned, feeling that this matter was not simple.But he still knew about it.

"Civil engineering and water conservancy, this is dispatched by Sikong, but the Yangxiang Marquis just the night before...

Of course, this is a trivial matter. Sikong's subordinates also have Changshi, Yanshi, Lingshi and imperial subordinates who are in charge of government affairs. As for the specific project, it was originally supposed to be built by the local corvees assigned by Cao Shishi.

But you also know that today, there are powerful people and their domestic slaves under the feet of today, and there are no people to serve in corvee, so now the imperial court usually pays for it and assigns it to the business houses of various powerful people to contract and build.I don't know, Lord Marquis, you are..."

"So that's how it is, as Yuhou of the imperial court, I don't have a serious job to do now, so how can I be worthy of Taifu's appreciation and cultivation?
It just so happens that the backbone of the Sikong Mansion has suffered a considerable loss, and my civil engineering in Mozhushan is the best in the world. I think Sanyuan has been beaten up by the Demon Sect like a garbage dump. It cannot be repaired. To put it bluntly, I want to rebuild the Wangjing project , it would be best if the name is justified.

Of course, I'm not saying that I'm going to be Sikong when I come up, but this man and that man, can you also give me a dangdang?It doesn't matter the size, as long as you are in charge, tell me, is there room for manipulation? "

The manager of the Zhang family immediately understood, "Oh, Lord Hou is indeed good at civil engineering, and he can see the real vacancy at a glance. Don't worry, I will tell the master what you mean. Is Sikong Changshi the official of Qianshi?" , it may be a little troublesome, but Sikong Cao is just a matter of the Taifu's words, you can rest assured!"

"Okay, I'll leave it to you. Here, take this golden hairpin, and you can help buy it for the expenses in my mansion. If you have more money, please everyone drink."

"Thank you, Lord!"