Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 594 Hosta
Of course, this Great Songyang God Sha Palm is specially practiced by the old-school monks who restrain the Tai Chi Immortal Way. The Sha Qi spell is used to beat the refined inner breath of the Taoist sect. A little bit of filth and corruption will damage the cultivation base. Naturally, it has a miraculous effect .If it is used to fight against Taisu Dao's intangible demon gods and divine masters, it will naturally not be as easy to use as the gods and thunders that exorcise evil spirits and subdue demons to destroy ghosts.

So Zheng Zetian doesn't plan to delve into this skill too much. He still mainly practices Thunder Art, but he just considers that Thunder Escape Dao breath consumes a lot. At this time, the level is too low and the burden is too heavy. When the breath is exhausted, he is preparing to use this move to make up for one or two moves. , not to be slaughtered by others.

But maybe the fate of a born Taoist is full of catastrophes and variables, endless life, every move will affect the opportunity and cause and effect.

Zheng Zetian had just practiced this move, and he was almost ready to get out of the bath after soaking in it. Who knew that he would have a chance to try the move immediately, and he brought it to his door.

The two sweaty monks who had just finished their martial arts practice directly soaked in the bath to relax. After all, they were inside the gate of Mozhu Mountain. Whether they were paying attention or not, there were other people in the pool, so it took Zheng Zetian to barely understand it. Chat in Central Plains dialect.

"Senior brother, have you heard that Fairy Qinglan from Mount Xie Luo turned evil last night?"

"Oh, what a pity, what a pity, such a good woman, it's a pity to die... Has the word been stewed?"

"Well, I heard that the ground was blown up by the Xuyue Divine Sword, and the meat was all rotten. I scooped it up and made meatballs for the kitchen. Alas, I just witnessed the fairy's demeanor a few days ago. It's really embarrassing..."

"Tsk tsk, fellow Daoist Qinglan and I also had a one-night relationship. I have to go and remember her later, and sacrifice her at the Temple of the Five Viscera, hahaha."

"Ah? Brother, don't you only have the Golden Core Realm, and you can have a one-night relationship with her as a real monarch? Ah, this... won't you go crazy?"

"Hey, Junior Brother, you don't understand this. The Spirit Control Dafa is also a new method. It has a special posture, which can break through the limitation of the five interlinkages. It can also practice double cultivation across two realms."

"Ah, this Black Bamboo Mountain really has something. It's a pity that my aptitude is limited, and I'm afraid of going crazy if I practice too much internal energy. Although my eyes are greedy, it's not worthwhile to create a separate meridian to practice that heresy."

"Haha Junior Brother, you are too honest, you don't know how to control spirits, and you don't need to practice dual cultivation, it's pure karma. If you are willing to add 3000 taels, she will give you so-and-so, so-and-so..."

"Ah? There is such a move! Oh, what a pity, what a pity, why did the fairy die early, I would have gone to make friends if I knew it, and I have seen the world, but it's a pity that beautiful women are hard to come by."

"Hehehe, that's not necessarily true. I remember that there was a little girl beside Qinglan, named Yuhan, who was about twenty-eight years old, charming and pitiful, and her color was three points brighter than Qinglan's, and she was even more beautiful. The wonderful thing is still childish.

From my point of view, she is still a rare dual-cultivation weapon, the cauldron of the mysterious female, which is used to practice the dual-cultivation method of controlling spirit and spirit, and it is the best choice.Therefore, Qinglan has always been hiding her as a treasure by her side, in case of emergencies, and as a weapon to defeat soldiers.

The old antiques on Xie Luoshan are ashamed of Qinglan's fairy style, and probably few of them have read the method of controlling spirits seriously. I guess no one has seen the talent of this girl at this time. If you are interested, you might as well Go to form this fairy relationship, take that girl as a disciple or concubine, and care a few words, and the matter will be done. "

"Hiss...there is still such a saying...but brother, why don't you take her into the house yourself?"

"Hehe, I had this intention at first. Didn't I cut love because of your will, junior brother? Hehe, after all, junior brother, you are the son and grandson of the Taoist uncle who is the patriarch of the sect. You have extraordinary aptitude and will become a great weapon. There is a lot of love around you." There is also a lack of personal care, so it is a blessing that she can follow you."

"This, that's it, no, but, how can a cultivator be trapped in love, in case Master and Shangguan Junior Sister find out..."

"Oh, junior brother, you are worried about this. It doesn't matter. It's fine. I'll take her as a registered disciple. I usually ask my junior brother to take care of her. When Shangguan junior sister comes, just leave her here with me."

"Ah, ah... isn't this too much trouble for you, brother..."

"Hahaha, junior brother, you are too honest. In the future, you will inherit the orthodox lineage of our mountain sect. Three wives and four concubines, apprentices and Taoist couples are all things of fate. For the face of the Shangguan family, just take care of it on the table. How can a man be controlled by one or two women!"

"hiss……"

"You really don't want it. If you really don't want it, I'll collect the head soup myself. I'm tired of playing and leave it for my junior brother to have fun?"

"Woo...Ok! Please, brother, please introduce Ling disciple for me!"

"Hahaha, that's right, Junior Brother. In the future, Junior Brother will become the direct heir of the head of the sect, so don't forget to support Senior Brother."

"I will remember the teachings of senior brother in my heart. How could I forget it? In the future, maybe I will invite senior brother to teach Yuzan the Dafa of Yuling Dafa to experience it."

"Oh, junior brother, you are a fast learner hahaha!"

"It's all the seniors who give good advice, hahaha!"

Zheng Zetian wanted to go out at first, but the two of them chatted so happily that they didn't want to disturb others, so they sat quietly in the bathtub and listened without saying a word.

Judging from the conversation just now, both of them are Taoist students studying at the Golden Core realm. The younger brother probably comes from a more prominent family background, and the older brother is not simple, he clearly has the words 'temporary worker of the company' on his head.

Sure enough, that jade hairpin is unlucky, and it will not end well if it falls into the hands of these two people, and since she has the qualifications to practice the Dafa of Yuling, it is estimated that there will be endless troubles in the future.

But this accent, he has indeed heard it, which one is it from...

Zheng Zetian thought about it carefully for a while, but couldn't remember it for a while, looked up and looked around, and saw that the medicinal bath pool was also a closed barrier, which could prevent the leakage of Dao breath, and the voice inside could not be heard from outside, so he shrugged.

It doesn't matter, anyway, you all had a share back then.

So Zheng Zetian accelerated and flew out of the water, with both palms out!
Great Songyang Divine Fiend Palm!

In all fairness, these two Jindan disciples from Xuanmen Magu Mountain are actually not bad in their own strength, but they have just been exhausted from practicing outside, and now they have removed their equipment and are still concentrating on chatting about men. He never thought that he would be assassinated in a place like the Tianyushan student bathhouse, so he was completely defenseless.

Of course, this speeding up is really too stupid, even Daoist Nascent Soul may not be able to react for a while, let alone these two Golden Core monks?So it was almost no surprise that Zheng Zetian shot from behind the two of them, hit with one move, hit the vest with one palm, and hit the back of the head with the other palm!
With Zheng Zetian's palm strength at this time, it is natural that he can't break his head or his back, but under the unique design of the palm force of the Shensha Palm, the evil spirit hidden in the meridians in his palm, under the force of the palm, Penetrating through the body into the meridians!

The junior who was directly in charge of the sect was greeted emphatically, and he probably didn't practice the body exercises to the back of his head. He was staggered, fell down, and smashed the blue bricks by the bath with a bang, and his brains burst into pieces. Stirred into a ball by the evil spirit, he was immersed in the pill soup on the spot, and he lost his breath immediately.

But that senior brother is a man with rich experience in the rivers and lakes, he was suddenly plotted against, his palm strength was not enough to shatter his heart, he held on to press the serious injury with real qi, sprayed blood foam from his mouth and nose, and jumped out of the pool with his teeth gritted , Without looking back, he was about to rush out to the bathroom door to escape for his life.

But Zheng Zetian accelerated even faster, jumped out of the pool and chased him with another blow, breaking his senior's tailbone and making him paralyzed on the spot, and taking advantage of the wet and slippery ground beside the Dan pool, he pushed the senior brother out with one flat blow. It hit the fence again with a 'bang' and knocked out blood, and the brother fell to the ground on his back, unable to move.

"Heh...heh...cough cough...heh..."

Blood overflowed from the brother's mouth and nose, and formed a puddle on the floor of the bathing pool. He was not dead yet, because Zheng Zetian didn't intend for him to die immediately.

"Ah, Magu Mountain..."

Zheng Zetian remembered which family this accent belonged to, but he turned around and slapped the senior brother's temples twice, knocking his head inwardly, and then walked to the senior brother's side.

"Xiandu Temple or the Cai family brothers are in charge? Is the elder brother or the younger brother in charge now?"

The senior brother was coughing up blood, with pink bubbles coming out of his mouth and nose. Although he pulled out in time and lost part of his palm strength, and was not immediately corroded by the evil spirit, there was still a black handprint on his chest, which was clearly the heart It's rotten.

Zheng Zetian squatted aside and watched for a while, watching the senior brother grab his throat and swallowed, then he went up to mend his palm, smashing his heart.

Then he washed his hands and walked out of the bathroom, changed his clothes, and went back to the dormitory with a blank expression, as if he was not the primary school student who did the murder in the bathroom just now.

Originally, it has nothing to do with him, he is Lei Xiu, he only knows how to palm thunder, the murderer used the Great Songyang Divine Palm, go find someone from Songshan Mountain.

What, aren't you worried about being calculated by Taoism?

Then you do the math, with the protection of Xu Xingtian on this body, the cover of Tianyu Mountain below, and the giant man behind him, you can figure out a ghost...

Well, it's okay to think about it this way, but you can use the special terrain of the medicine bath to wait for an opportunity to assassinate those naked Taoists who have no equipment in the Xuanmen, and you can ambush a few more times.

Zheng Zetian actually made up his mind carefully, and he couldn't even look at the meaty scorpion system anymore.

'...Hey, Mo Zhushan and other Taoist sects also have an agreement, to protect the safety of foreign students, okay!It would be shameless for someone's parents to come to ask for justice!And you really think there will be no consequences, there are surveillance cameras on the mountain! '

Ok?What is monitoring?
'It's similar, there is a magic weapon secretly monitoring the video. '

Do you also install surveillance in the bathroom?

'...It wasn't us who pretended, but the giant. '

Then why didn't you say it earlier! ?

'I don't know that you suddenly shot to kill ah? ? '

Tsk, I was tricked, isn't it the era where you can kill people and hide corpses casually? I'm really not used to it...

Zheng Zetian quickly pinched his fingers and made the final calculation.

But it's okay, the problem is not big, after all, the two Magu Mountains are only in the Golden Core realm, and they are not particularly core figures. According to the tradition of Taoism, those who have not passed the outer sect will die if they die Well, it's a normal thing to be in a catastrophe, and there's no need to mobilize the teacher to question the blame, probably because their master will care about it, and two real people are the best.

Moreover, even if there is an inquiry from the Taoist side, these two people are discussing how to go to Xie Luoshan to take concubines and steal people before they die. As long as Zheng Zetian doesn't kill himself and mix with Yuzan, naturally they can't be tracked down. On his head...huh?Why does it smell like hosta?
"Where have you been? Oh, oh, you also have a smell, have you taken a medicinal bath?"

Yuzan came out of the plank road suddenly, luckily she had smelled it in advance, otherwise Zheng Zetian would have slapped it.

"What are you doing, fierce."

After being stared at by Zheng Zetian, Yuhan didn't dare to get too close, so she laughed and said from a distance,

"Hey, the Discipline Academy said they didn't find Master's storage jade, did you take it away? That, nothing else, but I Xie Luoshan's exercises..."

Zheng Zetian looked her up and down, saw that Yuzan was wearing a Taoist robe, with a bun on her head, and knew that she was probably accepted by Xie Luoshan as an outer disciple, so he narrowed his eyes and said,
"Why, do you want to get it back for the master? Yes, 3000 taels."

Hosta jumped up,

"What! 3000 taels! Hey! Why are you doing this! Don't take advantage of others, okay?"

Zheng Zetian also knew that she still didn't understand, so he explained blankly,

"Xuanmen secrets are no exception. Your aptitude is not qualified to cultivate immortality. Xie Luoshan is willing to make an exception to take you in. It is for your master's sake to give you this opportunity, so it is you who get back Xie Luoshan's true biography. entry test.

To put it bluntly, the 3000 taels is to spend money to buy an entry-level karma. Compared with the unfinished debt of favor, it is already very cheap, okay? 3000 taels, one tael cannot be less. "

Yuzan opened her mouth, not sure if she understood, or because Zheng Zetian was so serious, it was useless to ask, so she frowned and stomped her feet.

"I, I know, it's only 3000 taels, I'll just make up for it, I hate it to death..."

Yuzan pursed her lips, and ran away by the hem of her clothes.

Zheng Zetian turned his head and saw a Qingyun flying towards him from a distance, took the jade hairpin and left, although the cloud was shrouded in smoke, as far as he could see, he could clearly see a few flashing green characters of "Senior brother from the same school" floating on the cloud, vaguely still From afar, he could see that senior brother was bowing his head towards him.You are really obedient, if you say you will see me, you will not come to 'see'...

Well, no matter whether the other party wants to help 'Junior Sister Qinglan' take care of the younger generation, or leave her a way out, the doom of the jade hairpin has been passed for the time being. Then find him quickly.

Zheng Zetian watched Qingyun go away, shook his head, and walked along the plank road to the dormitory in thought.

That jade hairpin's life is shallow, and it is so troublesome to change her life, and I don't know if I can save Song Dayou at once...Huh?Why does it smell like...

"Hi, Brother Zheng~~"

Unexpectedly, someone jumped in front of him again, almost, Zheng Zetian was about to slap him.

"you……"

This girl who was waiting for him at the door of the dormitory... still smells... exactly the same...

"Why, you don't know me."

Yuzan sitting on the fence of the plank road was smiling, her snow-white feet were swinging, as if she had just come out of the bathroom, her whole body was wet, her hair was attached to her smooth shoulders, and the bean-sized drops of water flowed down Neck and collarbone slide down bellyband.

Zheng Zetian saw her at a glance, she just swam over...

And the system also slowly, on top of the girl's head, marked 'Hostan's clone'.

Clones... are actually exactly the same...

"Aren't you inviting me in for a sit-down? I brought enough money this time."

'The Clone of Hosta' tilted his head and smiled sweetly at him.

Zheng Zetian narrowed his eyes, scratched his head,

"You collected 3000 taels so quickly? Well, I'll return Xie Luoshan's secret book to you..."

"Hehehehe... who wants that..."

Covering his mouth and laughing, the 'Yuhan's clone' jumped down from the fence, approached Zheng Zetian on catwalks, tilted his head to his side, and breathed out like a breeze, blowing the boy's earlobes.

"I'm here to buy a heavenly book. That "True Explanation of the Preface and Meaning of the Taishang Daojun Dongxuan Department"."

(End of this chapter)