Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 9
Li Fan was so fucked up, he went out for a walk, and someone revealed the recipes in the store. Is he sick?

What's even worse is that after the sword intent is vented, it pretends to be dead, and the system also pretends to be dumb, so Li Fan has been tricked.

Luckily, the monks who came to eat were picked up by special cars until the top floor, and the people lining up at the door were ordinary people, and Li Fan was still wearing 'faceless'.In the blink of an eye, no one could react, and he actually taught him to take the stolen stolen goods to Yu Peili, and slipped out through the side door of Keshanzhai with a cat on his waist.

However, when he returned to the Chamber of Commerce, he was still caught.

"Hey! What's wrong with you, Qingyue! You fell into the ditch? Oh, why are you so skinny, it's really hard to take a child..." Fuling was helpless, she turned a lotus pod into her hand and sprinkled it on Li Fan, and it rained lightly. Drizzle, the breeze wafted around him, rinsing around him for a while, washing away the odor of ink, and there was a faint fragrance of lotus flowers.

"Just follow me, don't walk around, I'll finish the business in a while."

That's fine, Li Fan immediately followed Fuling obediently, watching her check the account and count the goods.After a while, I heard the noise on the opposite side of the street gradually. From time to time, monks flew past, the sky was full of rainbow lights, and the cloudy color TV went straight to Keshanzhai.Probably something has come to an end...

Li Fan pretended to be dead just by looking at his nose, nose, mouth and mouth, pretending that he was an innocent boy who didn't know anything.

"What happened next door? There's such a commotion?" Even Fuling was alarmed.

"Report to Fairy, but the picture of Mei's wife's banquet at the entrance of Shanzhai has been stolen. I'm asking someone to investigate." The steward of Jiangji Commercial Bank also went to see the excitement and came back.

Poria frowned, "Ah? Who is sick to steal recipes..."

Li Fan nodded again and again, "That's it, it's just a recipe. If you don't draw another one, it's over. It's all a fuss."

"That's not true. I know the picture of Mei's wife's banquet, but it's not an ordinary product, but a 'thing' made by the master of Keshanzhai who sealed his wife Mei's family."

Fuling glanced at Li Fan's confused expression, so she explained again.

"This is how we practice the immortal way. If we fail to break through the golden elixir, the body of the Dao disintegrates, the five degenerates of the heavens and the human beings, and they become demons, it is possible. He had no choice but to choose the incarnation of moving the soul. So Zhai Zhu put Mrs. Mei in the painting and turned it into a 'thing'.

The feasting picture is the enchantment that binds Mrs. Mei's magical shape, and it is also the residence where she relies on her transformation.It can be regarded as half, the 'thing' transformed by the monk.

But it's really strange, Mrs. Mei's qualifications are not enough, the banquet picture has been in the dust for a hundred years, and the shape of the 'thing' can't be manifested, and it can attract some guests by hanging it at the door. I haven't heard any reaction. There aren't many people who paint, so who stole it..."

Li Fan pretended to be curious and asked, "Then the master of Shanzhai can turn his wife into a thing, but he is very powerful?"

"It's not that powerful. This pair of Taoist companions is also a loose cultivator who is attached to Zhushan. When Zhaizhu sees his wife's failure to break through, he also has a knot in his heart. He has been on the threshold of Jindan for a long time. However, Zhaizhu's cooking skills are unique, and I am also It’s not as good as a sigh, many of the monks from the outer gate of Zhushan and the loose cultivators nearby have made good friends with him, and the picture scroll that Mrs. Mei is holding is also invited from Zhushan.”

He has a wide network of contacts, that's alright, then this thief still has to hide it in his hands.

So Fuling finished tidying up the matter, and took Li Fan into the boat to take care of it, and then led him to ride the light boat and landed to the side of the outer doorway tower that was as high as [-] meters.

There are basically all monks here. In addition to the Zhushan outer disciples in soapy clothes and brown robes, there are also some casual cultivators dressed in fancy dress.Most of them were disciples in the Qi training period, and there were quite a few who built foundations, but there were only a handful of cultivators standing on the threshold of the Golden Core, like Fuling.However, there are a few of them that can be seen in the outer gate general altar, and the number is also quite large.

Li Fan looked up at the plaque of "Mozhu Mountain Louguan Road" on the tower, and followed Poria into the front hall.

In the front hall are three statues of gods and immortals, which are arranged like the Three Pure Ones, but their appearances are completely different.

Fuling introduced, "These three are the Immortal Venerables, Xuannv, and Divine Masters who have ascended to the same path in the realm, the venerable teachers who opened up the way for our generation to practice Taiji Xiandao, and they are also the founders of the three major sects of Xiangong Xuanmen Sect. .

The three major factions of the three sects mutually rejected each other as the devil's way.None of us side-street cultivators can afford to offend anyone, and we all pay our respects.You go to three incense sticks. "

Li Fan took three sticks of incense according to his words and was about to bow down.

'Xuantian Jianyi said, hang up those two stinkins and worship Xuannv. '

Li Fan, "..."

Hey Jianyi, don't go too far.

'Xuantian Jianyi said that if the host has worshiped Xuannv, he will pass on the secrets of your Beichen Sword Sect, be the ancestor of the Xuanmen Sword of ZTE, and slay gods and demons to prove the way'

Hey, you said it earlier.

So Li Fan simply folded his body neatly, bowed three times to Xuannv, and put three pillars of incense in front of her.

Fuling was dumbfounded for a while, "What are you doing?"

Li Fan smiled, "Just because this fairy sister is beautiful."

Fuling stroked her forehead with a wry smile, and hurriedly dragged him inside, "Don't talk nonsense like this when you're out of the mountain, you'll offend people for nothing."

Of course Li Fan knew this, but offending people was something that happened in the future. If he offended Xuantian Jianyi, God knew what kind of shit it was going to do.

He really knows the temper of the sword fairy, and if he disagrees, he will take your mother's sword! 'If the wine tastes wrong', you will come! 'If you don't worship Xuannv, you'll come with the sword of your ancestors! '

It's really a group of neuroses, no wonder they were killed...

Fortunately, Xuantian Jianyi won't make trouble after worshipping Xuannv. I really can't imagine that the system can draw a lottery with such a personality... Oh, the system can still draw a lottery?

'The lottery system needs twelve hours to cool down'

I wipe, you have learned all about the settings of such a rubbish deceiving online game...

Carrying two cheaters, Li Fan had no choice but to follow Fu Ling's buttocks and turn around between the pagodas and palaces to get a certificate.

Well, the official certificate was issued by Zhushan Dao, which is a diploma ID card similar to a monk.

Although Zhushan is a rural school, the three major schools of this kind of certificate also recognize it.At least it means that the famous family recognizes your autonomy and sovereignty in this valley, and you won't be regarded as a loose cultivator or a warlock when you go out and walk in the rivers and lakes. With this ultimatum, you can also go directly to the mountain gate and stay in the cave.

The loose cultivators and outer disciples attached to Zhushan probably worshipped this diploma.After all, there are not many sects who can be recognized by the three major factions at the same time.

However, Li Fan is not the kind of disciple who spends money to keep his name in the outer sect. A Daoist with talent and enchanting talent like him should be personally ordered by the mountain master. Under the real Nascent Soul, the servants will bring them to register, and of course they will have special treatment.

So when he came up, he was a disciple of the Neishanmen preaching of the eight classics. He passed the scriptures directly, and Master Jindan, who was sitting in the Taota, wrote inscriptions and paintings, and finally got a black jade jade for Li Fan, which happened to be with the Pisces jade pendant. It is also a storage space, which can only be opened by Zhushan disciples.

There is also a pamphlet with the book "The Dharma Plate of Mozhushan Louguan Taoist Teaching and Receiving".It is a ten-for-ten calligraphy ultimatum. When you hold it in your hand, you can feel the spiritual energy overflowing and the sandalwood incense.As soon as it was unfolded, it was written with a red pen on the golden rice paper.

That is to say, from today onwards, he, Li Qingyue, is the disciple of Mozhushan Louguan Dao.

"The monthly salary of a disciple of Neishan Taoism is [-] gold, not gold, but divine astral money. It's enough to buy some daily expenses. Don't be too chasing outside things for Daoist cultivation."

Li Fan looked at Fuling wearing gold and jade beside him. Although she knew the truth, she was quite unconvincing to teach her...

Fu Ling also saw the look in his eyes, stretched out her hand and flicked it on Li Fan's forehead, "You can have some snacks, if you cultivate the Heavenly Immortal Dao, you only want wealth and honor in one lifetime, not to mention marrying a couple and cultivating, even if you marry a wife and have children, go to the world to build a country. No one cares about you.

But if you want to pursue the Dao, just remind me to be cautious, but don’t be too greedy for vanity. "

Li Fan laughed too, and put the reward and money he brought into the storage jade, "Thank you, Sister Fuling, for reminding me. What Qingyue understands is that she looks good at you, and pays more attention."

"Smooth tongue." Fuling pinched Li Fan's cheek in annoyance, "Don't worry, I don't have enough money for the monthly bill, so I can do errands from Shanmen. I'll go look for you and find a good job. You go over there first. Sit in the attic and drink some five immortal soup."

"Five Immortals Soup?" Li Fan also saw that the attic over there seemed to be the cafeteria of the outer gate of Mozhu Mountain. There were many disciples and loose cultivators coming and going.It seemed that the inner disciples in soap clothes could come and go freely, while the outer disciples in brown clothes had to hand over pieces of ink-colored bamboo tokens, while the loose cultivators who did not belong to their own sect had to pay money in addition to the bamboo tokens.

Fuling couldn't help but rolled his eyes at him, "Five Immortals Spiritual Qi Dabu Tang, how can you practice the Immortal Dao as fast as you, you have to take pills in addition to breathing and practicing Qi, but during Qi training, the internal organs are still ordinary people. But if you can’t digest the serious Tao Dan, and the meridians can’t bear it, you can only drink some herbal qi soup to warm your stomach. This taste is not very good, just drink it as a practice, and give it a try.”

What does it mean to be as fast as Lao Tzu!I still need to drink tonic soup?Let's compete when we grow up, and it will last until you can't get out of bed!
Li Fan murmured in his heart, but nodded and said yes, and followed some monks into the cafeteria.

The outer disciples at the door looked at Li Fan, who was covered in clothes and wore Mo Jue around his waist.He also gave him a jade bowl, pointed to a thumping cauldron in the hall, and motioned him to wait in line.

The appearance of the cafeteria is really different from what Li Fan thought. All the monks lined up with bowls to serve soup on the big cauldron, then sat on the table futon around the big cauldron, and sat down with their bowls in their seats. , and then took a small sip, then frowned, and sighed bitterly.They all wore masks of pain and seemed to drink poison, and it seemed that they were all here to practice.It's no wonder that Keshanzhai's dishes are so mediocre, but they are still crowded. Whether it's curry or shit, you can only compare it after you have tasted it!
Soon it was Li Fan's turn to play a bowl too. There was some kind of mechanism beside the cauldron. From the bronze cauldron from top to bottom, there were five carvings of Bi Fang, Toad, Panlong, Xuan Turtle, and Sunyi, in order. A spout of immortal spring spewed out of his mouth, probably the so-called five immortals to replenish qi.

It's just that the mixed soup bowl is still in Li Fan's hands, and the soup is thick and dark green, and it smells like a strange smell of traditional Chinese medicine.It doesn't look good to swallow.

'Li Fan's mood has risen 1 point'

Watt...what the hell, is the system broken?
'Xuantian Jianyi said that this is okay.The system also agreed. '

Li Fan also said that he also knew that the Five Immortals Soup was okay!It's a bitter medicine, but it's not for you to drink!

But there is no way to do it, just practice, if you endure hardships, you will be a superior person, not to mention that there are so many people around you who endure hardships together, and there are two double affirmations, so there is nothing to worry about.

So Li Fan found a futon to sit down, adjusted his breathing, sat mentally prepared, and took a sip...

kindness……

……kindness?

Smash it, smash it, this taste...it's very subtle...one more bite...

Gudong poured into his throat, and Li Fan felt as if he had swallowed a mass of fire, which fell straight down into the sea of ​​qi along his stomach, and then slammed, igniting the small cyclone in his interior scene. The cyclone rushed straight to the meridians of the whole body, and the speed of Zhou Tianzhen's movement suddenly increased tenfold. It used to be a stream of walking breathing rhythm, but now it has become a galloping river. All have inexhaustible strength.

'Li Fan's mood has risen sharply by 1 point'

"Oh oh~~~" Li Fan couldn't help but groaned out, it was so comfortable, so relaxing, and, it was so delicious!
It's hard to describe the senses that come back from the taste buds. It's obviously just a thick warm soup, and it smells full of medicinal smells in the nose, but when the elixir flows through his tongue, it's like smooth silk, gently wrapping the taste buds. Licking between your lips and teeth sweetly, like a wet kiss from a lover's deep throat... Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful...

One gu dong gu dong was enough to finish the Five Immortals Soup. Li Fan noticed that the brown-clothed disciples around looked at him with raised eyebrows, and some of them spilled the soup in their hands.

Li Fan didn't have the same knowledge as them, and a group of people didn't understand anything.
Goo-dong, goo-dong, goo-dong!

one more bowl!
one more bowl!
one more bowl!
Again……

"Hey, hey! What kind of boy are you! Didn't your teacher tell you! Five Immortals Soup, Five Immortals Soup, five bowls of Shengxian Soup a day! You are rushing to become immortals!" Li Fan still wanted to get stuck After another bowl of drinks, an old man grabbed him by the collar and brought him back.

The monks watching in the cafeteria were also talking a lot, but Zhushan is worthy of being born in large numbers, and some people can drink five bowls of this weird stuff in one breath...

"Me, hiccup!" Li Fan burped out a bubble and swelled up...

The old man took out Li Fan's pulse and pressed it, his brows wrinkled, "Hey...the qi is spinning so fast! Don't die on this old man's ground, you stupid boy, do all you can to cause trouble for me...Let's go, take you to get rid of it. Put out the fire!"

So without waiting for Li Fan to reply, he carried him out of the food house, stepped on the ground and flew into the sky, turned into a long rainbow with a hula, and slid across the sky.

(End of this chapter)