Chapter 834
"Ah! Ah! Ah!" In the early morning of that night, in the hospital in Yuzhang City, several people could be heard crying like ghosts and wolves.A few nurses watching from the side whispered, "Didn't you say that the quality of foreigners is particularly high? Why is it called so miserable? I have never seen it in my life."

"I heard that it's an anal prolapse, and the blood keeps bleeding, it's disgusting!" Another nurse whispered, beside Li Chunlei, who was pale and full of despair about his future.

"It shouldn't be like this. Why did it become like this?" Li Chunlei murmured to himself. At Zuckerberg's strong request, he took Zuckerberg and others to a very authentic restaurant he was familiar with. Gan restaurant.

Then Li Chunlei planned to order something light to deal with the meal, but what he didn't expect was that Zuckerberg went directly to the waiter and asked them what was the spiciest dish here.

Li Chunlei originally thought that the waiter didn't understand English and couldn't hear what Zuckerberg said. Unexpectedly, the boss was just next to him. After hearing it, he took the initiative to strike up a conversation, and then recommended their signature dish in the store, stir-fried yellow beef.

When Zuckerberg heard that it was beef, he immediately said that he wanted one, and then asked if there were any other spicy dishes, and asked the shop owner to come up with them. He is a man who can eat ten boxes of Sichuan hot sauce.

After Zuckerberg finished ordering, Li Chunlei secretly found the boss and expressed the hope that the boss would not take it seriously and not put chili.

The boss immediately said that he would quit. Is this Gan cuisine without chili still Gan cuisine?Isn't this smell a signboard for me?

Li Chunlei said that these are foreign friends, it is not good to let them go out with the help of the wall.

The boss became even more excited when he heard this. He said that it was the request of those foreign friends. Although he was very surprised by the request of these foreign friends, he had never heard of such an outrageous request in his life. But since people asked for it, I couldn't help but agree.

There was no way, Li Chunlei had to take out 200 yuan, saying that as long as no chili was added, the 200 yuan would be considered as seasoning fee, and the boss nodded and agreed with satisfaction.

Li Chunlei breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to go back, when he heard the boss ask quietly, "Do you want me to change to a new pot?"

"What are you doing with a new pot?" Li Chunlei asked blankly.

"It's like this. Our restaurant's pot has been used for several years. Too much spicy flavor has been incorporated into this pot. If it is spicy, it is recommended to change to a new pot”

"Of course, we have to pay for the replacement of the new pot. It's not much, add 1000 yuan!" The boss said.

Li Chunlei rolled his eyes when he heard this, he was playing himself for a fool, so he decisively rejected the request.To be on the safe side, Li Chunlei went to the kitchen to look around a few times, and after confirming that the chili peppers were not put in, he returned to the banquet with satisfaction, and then listened to Zuckerberg brag about his feat of eating ten boxes of Sichuan hot sauce.

After serving the dishes and eating, Li Chunlei tasted several mouthfuls and found that there was indeed no chili pepper, but there was still a hint of spiciness. It seemed that the hot pepper on the pot was indeed true.

On the other side, Zuckerberg and others were sweating profusely after eating, and then said that it was indeed half as spicy as the ten boxes of Sichuan hot sauce back then. Inside the hotel, things seemed to be in the past.

As a result, not long after entering the room, Li Chunlei heard a knock on the door, and then a foreigner came over holding the wall, clutching his stomach, looking at him in pain, and then said in trembling English, "Help! Help!"

Then Li Chunlei took two or three security guards from the hotel, hurriedly put the group of foreigners into the car, dragged them to the nearest hospital, and started the treatment.

These few foreigners are very old, and the one with the mildest symptoms is dehydrated and his face is pale.

The others are basically in a state of being unable to walk upright, clutching their stomachs, and screaming for stomach pains.

The worst one is of course Zuckerberg. Not to mention dehydration, he also has anal prolapse, anal fissure, and keeps screaming. He keeps talking about someone pouring pepper water into his ass. The battle, don't mention how miserable it is.

[PS: The above is not fiction, but the personal experience of a Sichuan native. 】

Fortunately, the doctor in the hospital is very experienced, and he said calmly at first glance, "This is the first time I have come to Yuzhang, and I must have eaten too much chili!"

Isn’t that right, in order to show that he can eat spicy food, Zuckerberg basically ate all the dishes related to chili on the table, and he kept saying that it was delicious... Well, Yuzhang’s dishes are naturally not delicious. To put it bluntly, it's just that if you eat more, you will naturally stretch more.

As a result, Zuckerberg, who originally planned to go to Longhu Mountain on the second day, finally lay down in Yuzhang for three days before being reluctantly discharged from the hospital. While walking on the chair with his butt sideways, he asked Li Chunlei in confusion "Mr. Li, why can I eat ten boxes of Sichuan chili sauce, but I can't even stand the dishes from yours?"

"Well, probably McDonald's Sichuan hot sauce is actually sweet!" Li Chunlei hesitated, then said.

After what happened this time, Li Chunlei naturally reported to his superiors as soon as possible, and then prepared to accept punishment from the leader.In the end, it was said that this incident was reported to the chairman. Li Chunlei was paralyzed and felt that he was going to die.

What he didn't expect was that one day later, his leader told him with a smile all over his face that when the big boss found out about this, he almost fell to the ground laughing.So not only did he not intend to punish him, but instead let him stay with Zuckerberg more, and after sending him away, he will be formally reinstated and become the official secretary of the secretariat.

This is also a blessing in disguise.

However, Li Chunlei was not excited by this situation. On the contrary, he just wanted to find out what happened, why Zuckerberg, who could eat 10 boxes of Sichuan hot sauce, couldn't even wash the pot.

So he made a special call to find his high school classmate who is studying in the United States now, and when he told the story, this high school classmate laughed so hard that he almost fell to the ground.Then tell him that McDonald's does sell a Sichuan chili sauce, but the problem is that this Sichuan chili sauce is not spicy, but sweet...God knows how Americans understand the word spicy, anyway, their Sichuan chili is sweet , at most, it has such a slight spicy taste, even Hu Jianren can't die.

However, this high school classmate also admitted that Americans who can eat 10 boxes of Sichuan hot sauce in one go are really tired of Americans, but they should never challenge their own pot water. This is not courting death. ?
"You call such hot chili sauce sweet!" Zuckerberg was shocked, and then he was speechless for a long time.

"Can people from Sichuan eat more spicy food than people from Gan Province?" Zuckerberg couldn't help asking when he was about to reach Longhu Mountain.

"Actually, I think people from Sichuan can only rank No. 5 when it comes to spicy food. People from Gan Province are the ones who can eat the most spicy food in China! In fact, the spiciness you ate a few days ago is not as good as the daily life of ordinary people from Gan Province. One-tenth of the spiciness," Li Chunlei said with emotion.

"Then I'm finished!" Zuckerberg looked desperate, "I'm going to stay in your Dragon and Tiger Mountain for a while, so will I have to eat your daily diet during this time?"

Hearing Zuckerberg's words, Li Chunlei quickly comforted him and said that Taoist people are different from ordinary people, and their diet should be light and temperate, so the diet conditions in Longhushan should not be too spicy.

Hearing what Li Chunlei said, Zuckerberg's expression felt a little better. At this time, the vehicle finally arrived at the foot of Longhu Mountain. With the support of several people, Zuckerberg held his butt , It took nearly a day to finally climb to the... Tianshi Mansion and Shangqing Palace at the foot of Longhu Mountain.

Although Longhu Mountain is the ancestral home of Taoism, the problem is that the Tianshi Mansion is not on the mountain, because the terrain of the mountain simply cannot build large buildings. There is only a small Taoist temple on the Golden Summit, but there are usually no people there. there.

Zuckerberg and others entered the Tianshi Mansion full of expectations, and then found the Shangqing Palace, and then tried to communicate with the Taoist priests here, asking how to learn from a teacher, but found that in the huge Tianshi Mansion, I couldn't find a Taoist priest, all of them were tourists and staff.

This made Zuckerberg very disappointed. He felt that when he came to China, he didn't find the method of cultivation, but he missed his butt, and it was simply a joke.

Fortunately, Li Chunlei was very helpful. He contacted the group headquarters immediately, and the headquarters reported to Boss Huang. Hanging left and turning right inside the master's mansion, he entered a passageway that says tourists are not allowed. Finally, in an ordinary Buddhist temple, he met Zhang Jintao, the host of the contemporary Tianshi mansion.

"This is Zhang Jintao, the No.60 fourth generation Zhang Tianshi!" The Taoist priest who was leading the way respectfully introduced in English.

"Oh, meet Zhang Tianshi!" Zuckerberg also learned about Taoist etiquette these days, and then made a specious etiquette.

"No! No! Dao Tong must not talk nonsense. Pindao is not some 64th generation celestial master. Pindao is just the host of this celestial master's mansion!" Zhang Jintao said calmly.

"This one is quite honest!" Li Chunlei whispered in his heart.

After knowing that the VIP he picked up was for Longhu Mountain, Li Chunlei naturally spent a lot of time looking up various information related to Longhu Mountain, including the information of Zhang Jintao, the abbot of the Tianshi Mansion.

Although this Zhang Jintao is indeed the host of the Longhushan Tianshi Mansion recognized by the state and is in charge of the huge Tianshi Mansion, the problem is that Zhang Jintao is not a direct descendant of the 63rd generation of celestial masters, but a descendant of the 63rd generation of celestial masters. The grandson, that is, the daughter's son, whose original surname is Lu, is called Lu Jintao.

The Heavenly Master Mansion has always been inherited according to the patriarchal lineage. It is absolutely impossible for this position of Heavenly Master to be passed on to a grandson. If it gets out, there will be a huge disturbance!

(End of this chapter)

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