It's not that hard to open a hospital in another world, right?

Chapter 508 I, Gretel, are good at cutting hemorrhoids?

"Mine, mine, mine!"

"I picked it up!"

"Oro, don't grab it!"

"Hiss... ho... so hot!"

A group of magicians gathered around a copper pot the size of a washbasin, each doing their own unique tricks to fish for food in the pot:

The mage's hand picked up the snow-white fish fillet and returned it to the owner's plate, the red soup was dripping and spilled all over the floor;
Aniviya urged the vines, and picked up a large pile of radish slices, lettuce slices, spinach, kale, cabbage, mung bean sprouts and pea sprouts that had just been born by magic.Of course, fillets, fillets and fillets are absolutely indispensable;
Although Bernard doesn't know spells, the colander in his hand is bigger than any mage's hand!

Gretel watched them scramble with a smile.This bustling, bluffing look is very similar to his experience in college.At that time, a group of classmates were hungry and greedy, so they slipped to the street at the back door of the medical school, had a dinner together, and had a tooth festival.

At that time, boiled fish was just popular, and one dormitory ordered a big pot, and even the fish fillets and the side dishes inside were scooped up.The soup in the fish fillets and vegetables drips down and sticks on the rice. If you stir it casually, you can eat a big bowl with a sigh of relief.

Spread it out, it doesn't cost much.After a meal, everyone's faces were flushed, and they went back to school with swollen bellies...

Speaking of which, the Mage Tower is also a learning and research institution, isn't it?

This meal was very satisfying.In the end, everyone forced Grete to reprocess even the fish fillets that had been sliced ​​by Serila, and made them into boiled fish fillets.

Well, eating sashimi with no wasabi and no soy sauce is always a little weird, isn't it?

However, extreme joy begets sorrow.Grete's boiled fish fillets, with a lot of chili, pepper, and various peppers.When eating, it is spicy and refreshing, and after eating...

On the second day, Master Norwood slipped into Gretel's room with his teeth bared behind his back.

"what happened?"

Gretel smiled at the way he walked.This pose is familiar to him!At the anorectal department, a bunch of old men in skirts, everyone looks like this!

"That... Mr. Nordmark... I... heard that you cured that child, do you know..."

Gretel held back his laughter and asked the doctor carefully.The problem is not that big, the constipation caused by eating too much spicy, and hemorrhoids bleeding.Gretel directly threw a healing technique to temporarily stop the bleeding, and then, for the constipation problem...

"Why don't you try this?"

He rummaged and rummaged, and found a bottle of glycerin.Insert the hollow vine into the rectum, push the syringe into it, and instruct Master Norwood:

"Hold it! Hold it until you can't bear it anymore!"

After a while, Master Norwood came out of the washroom with sweat profusely, and thanked Gretel.Gretel took advantage of the situation and grabbed him:
"I'm here, would you like to check the hemorrhoids by the way? Whether it's internal hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids, or mixed hemorrhoids, I will perform surgery to ensure less bleeding and high curative effect. Anyway, it's easy to heal. It's just a matter of treatment... "

"Are you really good? - I heard from those guys in the Black Crow Swamp that they have cut it by themselves, and they often bleed profusely when they go down with a knife!"

"Hey, that's because they don't understand anatomy at all..."

Gretel did it himself, smoothly, and cut off two meat balls for Master Norwood.While cutting and chatting, Gretel realized that there were not one or two magicians with constipation and hemorrhoids...

"Hey, constipation is not a disease. If you can't pull it out, it's really fatal! Every day, drinking castor oil, using soapy water enema, and washing with healing potion if you bleed—although it's just a potion for minor injuries—it's very troublesome... ..."

Gretel nodded silently.Although he himself is not like this, many magicians read books, meditate, and sit for a day.Lack of physical exercise, unhealthy diet, more meat and less vegetables, no dietary fiber——

Who is constipated if you are not constipated?
As for how to deal with constipation...

"Would you like to take a bottle of this home to try?"

Gretel put the glass bottle of glycerin in front of Master Norwood.The middle-aged mage looked at the bottle, thought about it, and shook his head:

"Forget it, forget it, it's too troublesome. I don't know the divine arts of the deity religion, and those enemas are very awkward to operate..."

"That……"

In Gretel's mind, an artifact from his previous life naturally appeared.He casually released a [Silent Phantom], squeezed left and right, and outlined the appearance of a bottle of kaiser:
"What do you think of this?"

Magister Norwood watched intently.A palm-sized gadget with an elastic skin underneath, which can be pinched easily;
On the top is a thin tube, smooth and hard, it will not bend when entering the human body, and the head is round and blunt, so it will not hurt the delicate mucous membrane;
The content is not much, about 20 milliliters in a skin pouch, but judging from his own treatment experience, Master Norwood should...enough?
"It seems that it is very convenient to use alone..." He evaluated it with the eyes of a magician of the transformation department, and pondered:

"The difficulty lies in the connection between the tube and the skin bag. If the connection is not tight enough, it will come out of the seam when pinched; if the connection is too tight, it will be troublesome to refill later... Wait, what is the connection between you and the bag?" Together?"

Gretel spread his hands.Kaiselu, of course, is integrally formed, who would be so troublesome to make a small leather bag and tie a tube?
Ever since he could remember, he had never seen a Kaiselu that was not formed in one piece!

Gretel was full of confidence.Master Norwood went up and down, carefully studied the [Silent Phantom] for a while, and nodded slightly:

"Well, if you use a metal pipe, the pipe wall will be very thin and easy to puncture. To be honest, the wooden pipe is not easy to clean, and it will feel dirty when you think about it again. -Master Nordmark, you see Can it be done with rubber?"

"I have to ask you this!"

Gretel continued to stand up.I am not in charge of rubber R&D. I don’t know the current progress of the project, the hardness, toughness, and elasticity of the finished product, and whether it will chemically react with rubber!
In the previous life, Kaisailu used transparent plastic, not rubber...

Therefore, Gretel can give support to Master Norwood, that is, to wave his hand in a big way:

"You take more glycerin, just try it, anyway, it's not difficult to make - and it's not expensive. If you succeed in the attempt, sales and the like will be handed over to you, and the Mage Tower will share the profits..."

Master Norwood held glycerin in his hand and took the order to go.Even if it is not for making money, but for your own convenience, you must work hard to develop it.This thing is so easy to use, he feels that with his physical condition, he can use at least three cans a month...

"Bring the rubber! Bring the rubber you made!" Master Norwood shouted to the two apprentices:

"Use mental power to shape it, make it into the shape I specified, and then pour the liquid in the tube into it!"

The two apprentices hurried up in response.Rubber blocks, rubber sheets, rubber cylinders, rubber skins...they are all the same, and they are carried to Master Norwood.

In Master Norwood's laboratory, several different rubbers have been produced, but they are still a little far from Gretel's requirements.He drew the pattern, listed the size and detailed requirements, led the apprentices to try one by one, and actually made a finished product.

Master Norwood was in no rush to sell.He first sent a small batch to Aurora and Lynn, and then brought the finished products to visit his friends one by one.Every time I visit a house, I must tell the story of Gretel:
"Did you know that the baby was born without an anus, and Master Nordmark actually made one for him!"

"I knew he would definitely be able to cure it... That time I was constipated and bleeding, and I went to him for treatment because of the pain, and he cured it in two or three strokes. I heard that I was constipated, so he gave me this thing again... Hey Don't tell me, it's much more convenient to use!"

"It's just such a small thing. I feel uncomfortable. I can use it with one hand. Isn't it more convenient than getting someone to enema?"

"Master Nordmark said that warm water is not effective, soapy water and castor oil are not gentle enough, and it is easy to make the intestines sick. This medicine is mild and effective..."

"You don't believe me, don't you believe Master Nordmark! He can even create an anus that doesn't exist. How can he not understand such a trivial matter?"

In this way, a large circle of trial products was sent.When Kaiseru's popularity gradually spread, and three or five magicians sent messages to ask questions a day, Master Norwood calmly put the product on the exchange area.

Not expensive, half a gold coin a piece.Attached is a small leaflet, which prints the constipation treatment advice of Master Nordmark:
1. Drink plenty of water, 1500 to 2000 ml a day;

2. Eat more vegetables and fruits, and exercise appropriately;

3. Develop the habit of regular defecation, take a warm water bath after defecation;
4. If the bleeding continues, or if there is a prolapse of the meat ball, or if there is something wrong, remember to seek treatment...

At the end of the folding page, the name and address of the Oak Forest Medical Research Institute are also printed.On the corner of the paper, the red cross logo of the Institute is shining red, which is particularly eye-catching at a glance.

On the first day, 200 copies were posted, and within three days, they were all wiped out.

The magicians were overjoyed.When encountering embarrassing things in the future, I finally don’t have to take off my pants, stick my butt, and ask apprentices or servants to help with enemas!

Even if the bleeding is severe, there is a place to treat it!
Gretel didn't care about it from beginning to end.He has given Master Norwood considerable trust, and he is completely responsive and does not take extra care.Kaiselu is done, okay;
The practice of glycerin, take;

It is no problem to need universal medical advice, as a doctor, it is also necessary to write a science popularization;
Glycerin is on the shelves, got it, remind me to settle regularly...

As a result, when magicians came to seek medical treatment one after another in the medical center, he reacted belatedly:
what happened?

what happened?
Why do you think I am an anorectal doctor who is good at cutting hemorrhoids?
I am good at emergency surgery!
I don't want to be a manure picker!
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