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Chapter 514 Grete, why are you robbing my patient!
Chapter 514 Grete, why are you robbing my patient!
"Let me tell you first, I don't want to cut my hemorrhoids every day!"
Gretel bounced like a cat with a blown fur.From the strands of hair to the cervical spine, from the shoulders to the tailbone, every inch is filled with reluctance:
Cutting hemorrhoids is so annoying!
Mainly annoying!All day long, it is dilated, bandaged, cut off, and then a healing operation.If you do too much, it will become a mechanical operation, which is very boring.
Even a rectal foreign body can change the brain!
According to the anorectal department, they collected all kinds of rectal foreign bodies, large and small, fragmented and whole, dead or alive.If you want to hold an exhibition, you can put together one or two hundred exhibits, no problem, no repetition.
Uh, it doesn't mean that he wants to do something with the anorectal department...he is an emergency surgery, emergency surgery, if possible, he still wants to do something big...
Madame Alva toasted her glass, her whole body trembling with laughter.After laughing for a long time, he put down the teacup, and knocked a crisp sound on the white porcelain gold-rimmed cup holder.She restrained the curvature of her lips, and said seriously:
"Okay, okay, I'm sure I won't introduce these. Hemorrhoids or something, it's not easy to say, and it's not good to mention it in public. If you want to be famous, of course you need to find some upright people!"
——Tsk, the child who was born without an anus before, if she had the chance, she would have been able to make a big publicity a long time ago.It's not working now, time has passed, and it's too easy to offend people if you turn around and make a fool of yourself.
So which one should you choose?
It must be admitted that Mrs. Alva's mobility is still good. ——Magician of the Confusion Control Department, dealing with people on a daily basis, who knows who has gossip and who has difficulties most clearly.
If this matter is handed over to those autistic nerds who are the mainstream among magicians, I am afraid that there will not be enough for one hundred cases a year.But on Mrs. Alva's side, she sent a few disciples out for a while, and then brought a magician over from the transformation system.
44 years old, 7th-level magician, alchemy branch of the transformation department.Half a year ago, my right little finger and ring finger became numb. In the last half month, my wrist began to swell, which affected fine manipulation.
I went to the medical branch to see a few magicians, but it didn't work.
"Have you visited other temples? Especially the Temple of the God of War?"
"Are you kidding! We are magicians, why should we go to the temple to see!"
Mrs. Alva winked at Gretel from the side.Some magicians really don't want to go to the temple to see a doctor, and would rather wait in line for a few days with the magicians in the medical branch.If you can't make it, there are still healing potions to buy anyway——
"I've drank a few bottles of healing potions! I've also brushed to remove diseases!" The magician's brown beard was messy, and he stretched out his big hand covered in white ash to show Gretel:
"It's useless at all! I can't squeeze my hands tight now! I can't do any work at all!"
...Indeed, the hand of a mage is still inferior to the hand of a mage himself in terms of fine manipulation.Gretel nodded slightly with sympathy:
"What action can't be done? Show me?"
Tsk, fingers and ring fingers are numb, wrists are swollen, this matter can be big or small.Muscles, blood vessels, nerves, if you are unlucky, it may be a problem with the spine and cervical spine...
Gretel thought to himself that he might not be sure of a solution either.
The magician of the transformation system handed Gretel his right hand, and twirled his thumb and index finger in circles, trying to put them together.However, the shape of the fingers is weird, and they are always not right, and there is no way to make a perfect circle.With a thought in his heart, Gretel took out a piece of paper and handed it to him:
"Come on, put your thumb and index finger together, and try to pinch this piece of paper tightly. —Pinch it hard! Use the greatest strength!"
The transformation magician obeys orders.Standing by, Gretel saw him tighten his lips and try to pinch them.The blood on the tip of the thumb has faded a little, it is obvious that he has exhausted his strength.
However, Gretel pulled out the piece of paper not too hard, and it fluttered before the eyes of the two of them.
The transformation mage dropped his shoulders in frustration:
"That's it, that's it, I can't even take things. I've used the healing technique several times, from my fingers to my wrists, it doesn't work at all..."
...Froment's test was positive.
Ulnar nerve injury.
Gretel narrowed his eyes slightly, flipping through the anatomical diagrams in his mind.The ulnar nerve, a continuation of the medial bundle of the brachial plexus, winds its way down the upper arm to the palm of the hand.Therefore, it may not be useful if you just use healing techniques on your fingers and wrists——
"Bend your ring finger and little finger to see?"
"Not very bendable... not very strong..."
Gretel silently flipped through the book, silently endorsing the book in his heart.The ulnar nerve is easily injured at the wrist and elbow... If the elbow is injured, in addition to the above manifestations, there is also flexion dysfunction of the ring and little finger, which generally only manifests as flexion weakness...
Elbow injury.
He repeated these words, smiled at Mrs. Alva, and asked her to lend a spare room so that he could examine the patient.The other party took off his shirt, and Gretel saw at a glance that the patient's right shoulder went from below the shoulder to above the elbow, which was obviously thicker than the left arm.
"What's your situation?" Gretel reached out to touch:
"How long?"
"... More than twenty years?" The transformation magician looked down at his upper right arm, not paying much attention:
"Anyway, it's been more than 20 years since I discovered it. It doesn't hurt or itch, so let it go."
"Will it grow?"
"It seems to have grown up...well, I remember it wasn't that big when I was young...but I didn't feel it anyway..."
Gretel nodded slightly.No pain, no itching, no feeling, no treatment, this kind of situation is common.He carefully checked the condition of the mass:
Smooth surface, no redness, no ulcers.Surround the front, inside, and back of the right upper arm, ranging from 3cm below the shoulder joint to about 10cm above the elbow joint.It feels tough to the touch, without obvious tenderness, and can be moved by pushing...
It looks like a lipoma, or a fibroid.
"Is it the cause of this swelling?" Seeing his serious face, the patient was obviously a little uneasy, and asked over and over again:
"But it's been growing for so many years... It doesn't hurt or itch... It's far away from the fingers... How can I cure it? Cut it off?"
Gretel shook his head slightly.He is only initially suspecting what exactly this tumor is, whether it is benign or malignant, and whether it is related to the inconvenient movement of his right hand. Further examination and further differential diagnosis are needed.
"That... wait a minute, I'll borrow a magic item above level 12 for inspection..."
Check the first step, take an X-ray film!
As Gretel said, he was about to open the door and go out.As soon as he touched the doorknob, the door was pushed open from the outside with a "bang".Gretel jumped back, narrowly escaped being hit by the door, and saw a white-robed mage walking in menacingly outside:
"Ramos, didn't you come to see me for treatment? Why did you change your mind again? ——And you, I didn't offend you, why did you rob my patient?"
****
Suddenly found that today is Gretel's birthday!
Happy birthday little Gretel!
If you give a reward today, please swipe back and give the reward directly to the character. Thank you~~~ You can add star value~~~
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(End of this chapter)
"Let me tell you first, I don't want to cut my hemorrhoids every day!"
Gretel bounced like a cat with a blown fur.From the strands of hair to the cervical spine, from the shoulders to the tailbone, every inch is filled with reluctance:
Cutting hemorrhoids is so annoying!
Mainly annoying!All day long, it is dilated, bandaged, cut off, and then a healing operation.If you do too much, it will become a mechanical operation, which is very boring.
Even a rectal foreign body can change the brain!
According to the anorectal department, they collected all kinds of rectal foreign bodies, large and small, fragmented and whole, dead or alive.If you want to hold an exhibition, you can put together one or two hundred exhibits, no problem, no repetition.
Uh, it doesn't mean that he wants to do something with the anorectal department...he is an emergency surgery, emergency surgery, if possible, he still wants to do something big...
Madame Alva toasted her glass, her whole body trembling with laughter.After laughing for a long time, he put down the teacup, and knocked a crisp sound on the white porcelain gold-rimmed cup holder.She restrained the curvature of her lips, and said seriously:
"Okay, okay, I'm sure I won't introduce these. Hemorrhoids or something, it's not easy to say, and it's not good to mention it in public. If you want to be famous, of course you need to find some upright people!"
——Tsk, the child who was born without an anus before, if she had the chance, she would have been able to make a big publicity a long time ago.It's not working now, time has passed, and it's too easy to offend people if you turn around and make a fool of yourself.
So which one should you choose?
It must be admitted that Mrs. Alva's mobility is still good. ——Magician of the Confusion Control Department, dealing with people on a daily basis, who knows who has gossip and who has difficulties most clearly.
If this matter is handed over to those autistic nerds who are the mainstream among magicians, I am afraid that there will not be enough for one hundred cases a year.But on Mrs. Alva's side, she sent a few disciples out for a while, and then brought a magician over from the transformation system.
44 years old, 7th-level magician, alchemy branch of the transformation department.Half a year ago, my right little finger and ring finger became numb. In the last half month, my wrist began to swell, which affected fine manipulation.
I went to the medical branch to see a few magicians, but it didn't work.
"Have you visited other temples? Especially the Temple of the God of War?"
"Are you kidding! We are magicians, why should we go to the temple to see!"
Mrs. Alva winked at Gretel from the side.Some magicians really don't want to go to the temple to see a doctor, and would rather wait in line for a few days with the magicians in the medical branch.If you can't make it, there are still healing potions to buy anyway——
"I've drank a few bottles of healing potions! I've also brushed to remove diseases!" The magician's brown beard was messy, and he stretched out his big hand covered in white ash to show Gretel:
"It's useless at all! I can't squeeze my hands tight now! I can't do any work at all!"
...Indeed, the hand of a mage is still inferior to the hand of a mage himself in terms of fine manipulation.Gretel nodded slightly with sympathy:
"What action can't be done? Show me?"
Tsk, fingers and ring fingers are numb, wrists are swollen, this matter can be big or small.Muscles, blood vessels, nerves, if you are unlucky, it may be a problem with the spine and cervical spine...
Gretel thought to himself that he might not be sure of a solution either.
The magician of the transformation system handed Gretel his right hand, and twirled his thumb and index finger in circles, trying to put them together.However, the shape of the fingers is weird, and they are always not right, and there is no way to make a perfect circle.With a thought in his heart, Gretel took out a piece of paper and handed it to him:
"Come on, put your thumb and index finger together, and try to pinch this piece of paper tightly. —Pinch it hard! Use the greatest strength!"
The transformation magician obeys orders.Standing by, Gretel saw him tighten his lips and try to pinch them.The blood on the tip of the thumb has faded a little, it is obvious that he has exhausted his strength.
However, Gretel pulled out the piece of paper not too hard, and it fluttered before the eyes of the two of them.
The transformation mage dropped his shoulders in frustration:
"That's it, that's it, I can't even take things. I've used the healing technique several times, from my fingers to my wrists, it doesn't work at all..."
...Froment's test was positive.
Ulnar nerve injury.
Gretel narrowed his eyes slightly, flipping through the anatomical diagrams in his mind.The ulnar nerve, a continuation of the medial bundle of the brachial plexus, winds its way down the upper arm to the palm of the hand.Therefore, it may not be useful if you just use healing techniques on your fingers and wrists——
"Bend your ring finger and little finger to see?"
"Not very bendable... not very strong..."
Gretel silently flipped through the book, silently endorsing the book in his heart.The ulnar nerve is easily injured at the wrist and elbow... If the elbow is injured, in addition to the above manifestations, there is also flexion dysfunction of the ring and little finger, which generally only manifests as flexion weakness...
Elbow injury.
He repeated these words, smiled at Mrs. Alva, and asked her to lend a spare room so that he could examine the patient.The other party took off his shirt, and Gretel saw at a glance that the patient's right shoulder went from below the shoulder to above the elbow, which was obviously thicker than the left arm.
"What's your situation?" Gretel reached out to touch:
"How long?"
"... More than twenty years?" The transformation magician looked down at his upper right arm, not paying much attention:
"Anyway, it's been more than 20 years since I discovered it. It doesn't hurt or itch, so let it go."
"Will it grow?"
"It seems to have grown up...well, I remember it wasn't that big when I was young...but I didn't feel it anyway..."
Gretel nodded slightly.No pain, no itching, no feeling, no treatment, this kind of situation is common.He carefully checked the condition of the mass:
Smooth surface, no redness, no ulcers.Surround the front, inside, and back of the right upper arm, ranging from 3cm below the shoulder joint to about 10cm above the elbow joint.It feels tough to the touch, without obvious tenderness, and can be moved by pushing...
It looks like a lipoma, or a fibroid.
"Is it the cause of this swelling?" Seeing his serious face, the patient was obviously a little uneasy, and asked over and over again:
"But it's been growing for so many years... It doesn't hurt or itch... It's far away from the fingers... How can I cure it? Cut it off?"
Gretel shook his head slightly.He is only initially suspecting what exactly this tumor is, whether it is benign or malignant, and whether it is related to the inconvenient movement of his right hand. Further examination and further differential diagnosis are needed.
"That... wait a minute, I'll borrow a magic item above level 12 for inspection..."
Check the first step, take an X-ray film!
As Gretel said, he was about to open the door and go out.As soon as he touched the doorknob, the door was pushed open from the outside with a "bang".Gretel jumped back, narrowly escaped being hit by the door, and saw a white-robed mage walking in menacingly outside:
"Ramos, didn't you come to see me for treatment? Why did you change your mind again? ——And you, I didn't offend you, why did you rob my patient?"
****
Suddenly found that today is Gretel's birthday!
Happy birthday little Gretel!
If you give a reward today, please swipe back and give the reward directly to the character. Thank you~~~ You can add star value~~~
Ask for subscription, ask for monthly ticket, ask for recommendation ticket, ask for book review, ask for various~~~
(End of this chapter)
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