It's not that hard to open a hospital in another world, right?

Chapter 583 You are really the worst class I have ever led

Gretel was very depressed.

Gretel was downright cranky.

Gretel begins to doubt life.

Isn't it B-ultrasound?Isn't it just an electrocardiogram?Isn't it just a blood test?Isn't it just a bunch of small magic that is capped at level 1, and some of them are tricks?
Why can't you learn?

He didn't think it was too difficult when he was teaching those students in Nevis, and the necromancers in the hospital.The spell model was thrown out, and a few reference spells were mentioned, and the students practiced a few times, and it would come naturally——

Then, as long as there is one person who can, then the person-to-person, person-to-person, self-reproduction.There is no need for him to bother to teach, just brush up and know everything.

But what about here?
I won't talk about first-level and second-level spellcasters, some are third-level, fourth-level, and even fifth-level!In four or five days, you can't even learn a basic magic?

Gretel thought about it, and felt that his requirements for students might be too harsh.He discussed with several leaders and divided the casters into four groups:

One set of B-ultrasound, one set of electrocardiogram, one set of blood test, and one set of blood pressure.According to the previous learning progress, voluntary registration, free combination.

Cough, of course, within each sect, Gretel doesn't care how the bosses assign them specifically...

After the assignment, take a short break.The service staff brought in a large number of experimental animals, and distributed them to the casters of each group according to the spells learned.Some are sheep, some are rabbits, some are dogs...

Well, anyway, the War God Temple is responsible for most of the expenses, and the Spring Water Temple is responsible for a small part of the expenses.As for Deism, Gretel belongs to their family!
Rubbish teaching funds, justifiably, not guilty!

After the experimental animals were distributed, Gretel began to teach each group.The first is the B-ultrasound group. Gretel thinks this magic is the easiest:
The basis is ready-made magic, just a little modification.The group of students in the Nevis Hospital killed more than a dozen rabbits per capita, and they could basically see the internal organs clearly.

Of course, reading movies or something, that's another matter...

But what about Hartland City?It has been several days since the information was released, but no one will respond!
none!
"Isn't it okay to use sound waves to detect? Haven't you learned [Echo Detection]?"

"I never learned!"

Headed by Pastor Anthony, a group of healers shook their heads neatly.Okay, priest, not a magician, the learning path and skill points may be different?
Gretel pressed his forehead, turned his head, and looked at Master Karan.In three years, Master Karan advanced from the third level to the fourth level. According to Master Gehrman's evaluation, it is quite satisfactory.Level [-] mage, learning ultrasonic magic is not that difficult, is it?
Master Karan silently raised a hand:

"[Echo detection] I have learned it, but I can't do it in the body, and I can't do it after several days of practice..."

Oh, this Gretel knows what the problem is.He dragged across the blackboard, picked up a piece of chalk with his mage's hand, and swipe up to draw the spell configuration:

"Look, here is a function curve, like this...you can adjust the value when you release the spell, and you can control the frequency of the ultrasonic waves..."

Configurations, curves, algorithms.From top to bottom, from left to right, a blackboard was written in a hurry, and turned back:
"Understood?"

"..."

As far as he could see, Master Karan's head was struggling up and down at the speed of a chicken pecking rice: he glanced at the blackboard, copied two words, looked at the blackboard again, and copied two words again.

Seeing the speed at which he nodded, Gretel felt that something was wrong:

You don't even know the formula, do you?

Go over and take a look, it's over, I really don't recognize it.The formula has only been copied halfway, and two symbols are already wrong.

"Uh... You need to change it here... This symbol needs to be written on it..."

Gretel stared at him as he finished correcting his notes.As for explaining the formula, it can't be done in a while, so I have to move back:

"Forget it, you first learn [Echo Detection] from Master Karan, and then practice slowly with animals! When you can see the internal organs clearly and the animals don't vomit blood, then look at people according to the atlas!"

Gretel shook his head and sighed, and switched to the blood test team.In the blood test team, the bald bishop personally sat in charge and recruited a group of soldiers to work as coolies for him.For this, Gretel welcomes:
Soldiers on the battlefield are more likely to need blood transfusions than ordinary people.Even if soldiers can't learn magic, they can at least know what they can do when they need a blood transfusion.

However, the problem is that from the first step of blood collection, there are many problems:
"Disinfection! Disinfection! You are disinfecting anyway! Your big arm is full of old mud, can you wipe it clean first?"

"Don't poke randomly with the needle! It's enough to poke to about the same depth, and the angle is flat... Ouch, did you pierce both ends?"

"Let it stand for a while. If you want to separate the serum quickly, you can put it in a centrifuge... Wait, what is your centrifugation method? A strong man shakes it vigorously?!"

Press the gourd up to scoop.Gretel had no other choice but to distribute a set of syringes and let them practice on animals:

Rabbits are too small, dogs are too powerful, and cows are too big.So, get some sheep, one leg per person!
Gretel babbled and babbled, and after teaching once, he was so tired that he was about to stick out his tongue.This is not over yet, after teaching blood collection, you also need to teach them cross-matching, and after teaching cross-matching, you also need to teach them the magic of blood testing:

"It's just a simplified version of [Distinguishing Lineage]! Have you ever learned [Distinguishing Lineage]?"

"Learned, but..."

Forget it, even if you can't learn blood test magic, cross-matching blood can make do with it.However, the problem is that in terms of cross-matching blood, they have done a more outrageous way:
"Dilute it first! Dilute it! Dilute it before dripping it in!"

"To take the red blood cells, dip into the bottom of the serum! Don't suck the serum away! - Don't shake your hands! Don't shake! Don't touch the wall of the test tube!"

"Oh, why are you poking so hard? This is the first time I've seen a man who punctured the bottom of a test tube!"

Teaching this group of students, I feel that the blood pressure has increased by dozens of millimeters of mercury.Gretel reluctantly led them through the process, stared at the bald bishop writing down every detail of the process, sighed, and went to the next group:
ECG set.

This group is the most problematic.Mage Gehrman, Mage Elliott, and several senior priests all looked at each other in this group.Seeing Gretel approaching, Master Elliot rushed forward as if seeing a savior:

"Grete! How did you get this electrocardiogram! Why is the cloud screen bright? Why are there lines?"

When Mage Elliot first met Gretel, he was already a level 2 mage. During the dysentery epidemic, thanks to Grete, he used a microscope to see the microcosm for the first time and advanced to a level [-] mage.The relationship between the two has always been good.

So far, Elliott has been stuck at the threshold of upgrading from level four to level five for two years.So Gretel started talking about new magic, and he immediately ran over excitedly:
Maybe if you learn something, you can understand it by analogy?Can you cross this barrier?Even if not, spending ten days and half a month to learn a few new spells is not a loss!

He looked at Gretel anxiously, waiting for his answer.Gretel sweated:

Can I tell you that I haven't figured it out yet?I can only guess that this cloud screen is similar to the mechanism of the front chamber cloud chamber. High-energy particles pass through, and there will naturally be fluctuations?

Or, can I tell you that this magic was changed for me by the Dragon Clan?
"You can just release it according to this!" He bit the bullet and replied:

"Not every spell knows why! You, don't you know the principle of all the spells you have learned?"

"Oh……"

Master Elliot wilted instantly.Rote memorization, rote memorization is the most annoying thing!
Excluding the principle of magic, there is one more thing he can't figure out.And this is also the biggest obstacle that prevents him from releasing the electrocardiogram spell:
"Why is there so much clutter in the cloud screen I released? The lines are so messy that I can't even see them!"

Gretel couldn't answer this point, so he could only let him release one to see.A soldier next to him was recruited to be the subject of the operation, and his upper body was exposed to facilitate finding a spot.Master Elliott held his breath, and probed down one by one:
"Look--"

Gretel raised his forehead.To be honest, he had never seen such a messy ECG. The P waves were not P waves, and the T waves were not T waves.

He released his mental strength to feel it for a while, but couldn't figure it out.Suddenly, he had an idea, and took an electrocardiogram on Master Elliott, and compared the two sides:
"You...you empty yourself! Your own spiritual power is just a carrier, don't impose your own thoughts on spells!"

"I... I let go, and the cloud screen collapsed..."

Master Elliott stammered.Gretel didn't even think about it, he raised his hand and it was a [Mechanized Mind], which patted his face:
"Look, isn't that all right?"

The lines of the cloud screen are instantly orderly.Just as Gretel was about to explain, the group on the right suddenly burst into screams:
"what--"

what's the situation?
Gretel turned his head, and suddenly felt his blood pressure exploded, and the blood burst through the sky.As far as the eye can see, there is a fountain of blood on the right side of the hall, which is really spraying on the ceiling:
"What are you doing?"

Gretel ran away.Squeezing into the crowd to see, suddenly out of breath:

Five or six priests surrounded a goat in a hurry, throwing healing spells everywhere, but they couldn't stop the blood gurgling from their necks.There was a needle lying on the table next to it. From the needle, the needle tube, to the mercury column next to it, it was sprayed bright red.

"Press the artery! Press it first!"

Gretel pounced on the goat's neck, found the proximal end of the artery, pressed it accurately, and cast the healing technique.This time, just a minimally invasive treatment stopped the blood flow on the goat's neck:
"For invasive blood pressure monitoring, you need to press the proximal end before pulling out the sphygmomanometer! Press first and then pull out! If you are not familiar with basic operations, you dare to play with arteries!"

You are really the worst class I have ever led... You have all kinds of problems, and you can give me all kinds of troubles!
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