I am the king of the dead

Chapter 568 The Greatest Man in the World
"The King Xiang deliberately said it to Luo Bingzhong, but he actually said it to me, but he never expected that Luo Bingzhong didn't spread the news to him." Zhu Qiyu looked at the memorial of King Xiang.

His uncle is really good.

"Your Majesty, is there such a possibility that His Royal Highness Xiang wanted to provoke His Majesty on purpose, so that those defenders, who hold the status of the Wuchang Dalun's sons and concubines, would jump out of the water and let His Majesty How about seeing the court more clearly?" Xing'an thought of a possibility.

King Xiang's purpose in doing this, besides self-defilement, may also be fishing.

After all, during the Jingtai period, he didn't know how to fish, so how could he hang around in the court?

People's hearts are separated, and Zhu Qiyu doesn't know what King Xiang wants to do, but one thing is clear, King Xiang is not looking for death.

"Get the Qigong card ready. This is the second Qigong card of Uncle Huang. No matter what he wants to do, if he wants to be lazy, it is absolutely impossible."

"I will meet King Xiang at the Fengtian Hall tomorrow, and prepare the imperial decree." Zhu Qiyu also wanted to send King Xiang to Daningwei to govern the Tatar tribes, so he had to continue working.

As for the question of whether there is no reward, Zhu Qiyu is not worried at all. At worst, he will split the land and divide it. He will choose a place from Japan, Zhancheng, and Borneo, and give it to King Xiang for real.

"Your Majesty, are you going to the Queen's place today? I heard that the Queen's tea and food are not good these days, and she has lost a lot of weight." Xing'an brought over a plate, on which were several jade plaques, engraved with the titles of several concubines .

Flipping the sign, this is also one of Zhu Qiyu's obligations as the emperor of Ming Dynasty. .

Zhu Qiyu looked around, finally waved his hand and said, "I'm a little tired today, forget it."

Xing'an put down the plate and rolled his eyes.

He bowed his head and said, "Then minister, go and call the foot-warming maid?"

They are all familiar faces, without the freshness, they will naturally lose interest.

"What the hell?!" Zhu Qiyu was about to wash up and go to rest. There was a grand meeting tomorrow and he wanted to see King Xiang.

Xing'an bowed his head and said, "The foot-warming maid."

Zhu Qiyu came to ask with some interest: "Da Dang, what new tricks are you trying to torment me?"

Xing'an hurriedly said: "Don't dare to lie to Your Majesty. Since His Majesty took the throne, His Majesty has devoted all his energy to frugality and prohibits extravagance. I have led the East Factory and the Supervisor of Rituals. I have not learned these enjoyments. Not a while ago, The minister has studied hard."

Xing'an explained what this foot-warming maid was.

In fact, in order to prevent the feet from freezing, the wealthy family specially arranged for the maids to get under the covers to warm the master's feet.

Zhu Qiyu shook his head and said: "Cut, what else should I do? Wearing clothes and putting my feet on my stomach, can it be more effective than Mrs. Tang?"

"Your Majesty, naturally you don't wear clothes, and you don't put them on your stomach. I can't explain it clearly. Why don't you call someone in?"

Only then did Zhu Qiyu realize, how could it be possible to wear clothes, how could it be possible to put them on the stomach?

As for where to put it, it is natural that the benevolent see the benevolent and the wise see wisdom, and put it where you like.

He thought about that posture, and said with a rather weird feeling: "Wait a minute, you let me stroke it, and the two girls will warm my two feet, so don't I want to warm my four feet?"

"The maid is sitting." Xing'an also saw it from the documents, how could he know what it looked like?
"Asleep, they can still sit still? Why don't they stretch their feet to my face? Xing'an, you are so brave!" Zhu Qiyu said jokingly, lifting the quilt.

"Of course the maid doesn't sleep..." Xing'an hurriedly explained.

Zhu Qiyu shook his head and said: "Don't bother with these moths. In such a cold day, you throw two seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls at the end of my bed without an inch, and warm my feet. Can I sleep?"

"I can really sleep, the people of Daming should not be able to sleep."

"Where did you learn all this nonsense?"

Zhu Qiyu turned over and got up again and said, "Bring me a basin of hot water."

"Ran Siniang told me that the blood is delivered by the heart, and the feet are the farthest from the heart. Warming the feet is the way to keep in good health."

Xing'an sent someone to bring a basin of hot water, tested the temperature of the water, it was a little hot, and then put it under the couch.

Zhu Qiyu stretched it in, and a warm feeling rose from the soles of his feet. Then he said: "This is enjoyment. Things like warm feet and maidservants are not enjoyment, but torture."

"It's just a way to torment people with nothing to do."

"Xing'an, where did you learn these things?"

"Your Majesty, I just read the inscription book that served King Jili back then, and I saw it." Xing'an quickly replied.

"So, what else have you learned?" Zhu Qiyu asked curiously.

To be honest, Zhu Qiyu has been emperor for seven years, and he has never seen such things.

Xing'an opened his fingers and said: "In addition to warming feet, there are also face-opening ones, which were used for King Jili to accumulate experience when he was not yet married."

"Those who warmed the bed, those who combed the hair, and so on, there are countless."

"And that meat spit pot..." Xing'an hesitated to speak up to this point.

"What thing? Spit pot?" Zhu Qiyu picked up the foot cloth, wiped it himself, and said with a frown.

Xing'an said in a low voice, "It's just spitting, not into the spittoon, but into the maid's mouth."

Zhu Qiyu was stunned, and he said with disgust and sneer: "Disgusting!"

"Why doesn't he find someone to pick up his five grain reincarnation! This way he doesn't have to wake up at night! No need to go to the toilet himself!"

Xing'an said in a low voice: "There really are such things."

Zhu Qiyu suddenly thought of a scene in "Jin Ping Mei" that she watched. Pan Jinlian would rather go to Ximen Qing's mansion and pick up Ximen Qing's pickled grain reincarnation than live a poor life with Wu Dalang.

He thought it was an exaggerated technique of literati, but when he thought about it carefully, maybe, maybe, maybe, art comes from life.

"What else?" Zhu Qiyu asked with a frown as he got under the quilt this time.

Xing'an thought for a while and said: "Your Majesty is very different from King Jili. For example, King Jili never moves his own chopsticks and spoons when eating. He stretches out his hands for clothes and opens his mouth for food. Literally, when he eats, he is fed by the maids. into the mouth."

Zhu Qiyu really opened his eyes and said: "Hey, you don't even have to eat in person? Why is he alive? Forget it if he dies."

"Isn't he already dead?" Xing'an waited at the side and replied.

Zhu Qiyu leaned on the edge of the bed and said: "The Queen Mother doesn't care about it? That's her own son. If you raise him like this, let alone become a talent, there is no other possibility except raising waste."

"The Empress Dowager Sun is the smartest person, can't you understand all this?"

Xing'an replied quite seriously: "Your Majesty, is it possible that this was done on purpose, no matter whether it is the inner court or the outer court, they actually hope that King Jili is a waste?"

Xing'an's words were prepared when he proposed warming the feet of the maid, so he said them very seriously.

"I understand, Xing'an, let the foot warmer maid come, I'm also extravagant." Seeing Xing'an's expression, Zhu Qiyu eagerly said.

Xing'an bit the bullet and said: "Chen... was not prepared at all."

"I know that I will never use it, right?" Zhu Qiyu naturally knew that Xing'an didn't prepare those messy things, so he said that.

Zhu Qiyu said quite engrossed: "I know what you want to say, don't you just want me to understand clearly the meaning of Uncle Huang's words?"

"Uncle, he has a heart."

Zhu Zhanqian's words seemed to have no point in rambling, but in fact the meaning was very clear, that is, the reason why King Jili became like King Jili was that everyone, inside and outside the court, was responsible.

There are mothers, no fathers to teach, no mothers to control.

King Jili is the person in that set. The Empress Dowager Sun, the maids in the palace, the eunuchs who are shouting and hugging, and the dignified officials in the court are the set of King Jili.

"Let's go to the queen." Zhu Qiyu got up again, put on a cloak, and went to Queen Wang's palace.

Zhu Qiyu stopped Xing'an Tongchuan, howled so loudly in the middle of the night, don't sleep, he walked into the bedroom.

He thought the queen was asleep, but the light was still on.

Empress Wang hadn't rested yet. In the past, whenever the emperor was in Tai'an Palace, most of them would spend the night in her Huae Tower. But these days, His Majesty has no trivial matters, so he didn't come over.

How could Queen Wang sleep?

Of course she remembered that a few days ago, she actually told His Majesty that she was unwell and could not serve her. Although His Majesty did not blame her at that time, His Majesty never came to her again after that.

As a queen, she hopes that her son will be a prince. What's wrong with that?
With disheveled hair, she leaned over the desk and wrote furiously, seemingly dissatisfied, and threw a few scraps of manuscripts by the table.

"What are you writing?" Zhu Qiyu picked up a scrap of manuscript and asked in a low voice.

"Husband?" Queen Wang raised her head, her eyes were full of grievances, panic, then surprise, unbelievable, and finally full of surprise, the emotions in her eyes flowed like a stream of spring water, when the wind blows, there are thousands of styles .

Zhu Qiyu smiled and continued to look at the waste manuscript in her hand. Empress Wang had a very good idea, but she didn't know how to do it.

"The concubine sees Your Majesty." Queen Wang hurriedly stood up to salute, but Zhu Qiyu supported her and motioned her to sit down and talk.

Old husband and wife, goodbye in the boudoir, it's too boring.

"Why haven't we seen you for a few days, didn't even your husband call?" Zhu Qiyu sat aside, continued to read the content written by Queen Wang, and kept nodding.

The husband is honored in the court, and the wife is honored in the room.

Empress Wang's thoughts are very immature, but for Daming, it is beneficial for thousands of years.

When the palace people saw that His Majesty was coming, they had already left by themselves.

Queen Wang hurriedly waved her hand and said, "No, my husband, I just... that is, didn't I make His Majesty angry a few days ago? I went to find my husband. I couldn't find a chance to speak if my husband was in the martial arts hall or Fengtian Hall." .”

"You are the queen, you brought someone into the Juxian Pavilion of the martial arts hall, and you told us that's it?" Zhu Qiyu put away Queen Wang's waste manuscript and said with a smile.

Empress Wang sat down and said angrily, "Still talking about me!"

"My husband is the most stalwart man in the world, and he is still angry with me, a little girl. In ordinary families, husband and wife quarrel, and quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed."

"It's good for my husband, ignore me, don't look for me, and blame me!"

Zhu Qiyu stared blankly at Queen Wang, pointed to himself and asked, "Madam said she was unwell and couldn't serve her, so why blame us?"

"I don't blame who you blame." Queen Wang looked at her fingers, circling them around, still angry.

Zhu Qiyu usually has a lot of things to do, so how can he understand a woman's endless thoughts?
He is actually not very good at coaxing people, but he has a unique trick.

"Hey, you woman, the reason is far-fetched. If we don't teach you a lesson today, are we still the Emperor of Ming Dynasty?" Zhu Qiyu picked up Queen Wang by the waist and put her on the bed.

"Oh!" Empress Wang blushed, but still in Zhu Qiyu's arms, she untied the knots hanging from the bed curtain, and the heavy bed curtain covered the whole couch.

"Who is wrong?"

"Husband is wrong."

"Hey, we don't believe it anymore, we owe a lesson."

"Husband, then teach me another lesson."

……

This is who is wrong and who is right. In the end, I have no strength and can't distinguish clearly. In fact, there is no need to distinguish right from wrong between husband and wife.

"You have a good idea. I will discuss this matter in Fengtian Palace tomorrow." Zhu Qiyu hugged Queen Wang and talked about Queen Wang's waste manuscripts.

Empress Wang blushed all over her face, as if in the middle of the night, the setting sun was smudged, and the bright red glow was as transparent as the sun.

Empress Wang held Zhu Qiyu's hand tightly and said, "I thought my husband would never talk to me again this time."

Queen Wang didn't want to discuss her immature idea at all, but talked about something that was bigger than the sky for her.

Zhu Qiyu scratched Queen Wang's nose and said with a smile, "I'm afraid I'll say it."

"I'm afraid I have to say that it's only natural for a mother to fight for her son. I am the wife and the queen." Empress Wang squeezed Zhu Qiyu's hand and said, "You can't ignore me anymore."

"Greed, anger, ignorance, arrogance, suspicion, the heart of the five poisons." Zhu Qiyu looked at Queen Wang's blinking eyes, and asked with his head on his head: "Why are you so greedy, you want this, you want that."

Queen Wang's hand said dishonestly: "I'm just greedy, I want more."

Zhu Qiyu shivered violently, grabbed Queen Wang's hand that made trouble, and quickly said: "It's only natural to fight, but if you win the fight, you can't make Cheng'er look like King Jili."

Based on the things Xing'an said, Zhu Qiyu picked some not-so-disgusting things and talked about them.

Empress Wang stared at her big watery eyes, and asked in extreme horror: "No way, no way, is this how Queen Mother raises children?"

But Zhu Qiyu shook his head and said: "You can't blame the Empress Dowager Sun entirely. At that time, the Empress Dowager Zhang was still alive, and the scholar of the banquet was from the outer court. It's simply that the Empress Dowager Sun didn't teach her well."

"When King Jili was in charge, it was the ninth year of Zhengtong. At that time, he was 19 years old, and he didn't even have the basic ability to distinguish right from wrong. Can that also be blamed on the Empress Dowager Sun?"

Empress Wang nodded vigorously and said, "I will discipline Ji'er and Cheng'er well, and I won't let them become like King Jili."

Zhu Qiyu patted Queen Wang's hand and said, "Okay, go to bed early."

"Husband, I'm a very greedy person." Queen Wang said mysteriously.

"Ma'am, there's still an early morning tomorrow!" Zhu Qiyu said as if he was facing a formidable enemy, which changed the topic and came back again.

It's a pity that he found out that he had already been sent straight to the camp of the Chinese army.

In the early morning of the next day, Zhu Qiyu originally planned to ride a horse to go to court, but failed to get on the horse several times, and finally Xing'an pulled a big driver Yuren, and Xing'an helped Zhu Qiyu get on the car, and headed for Chengtian Gate.

"Hmph, what is the most stalwart man in the world, why don't you have weak legs and let people help you?" Empress Wang watched the emperor's car leave Tai'an Palace with a smile on her face.

She was suddenly a little annoyed, and she was so fond of you that she forgot about the scrap manuscript.

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