The old driver of the infinite world

Chapter 216 There are so many strange tricks, bubble buns can defeat the enemy
In the government building of Chang'an City, a gang of bandits headed by Blind Tiger directly occupied the place.

In the meeting room, everyone in the Zhongzhou team was having a meeting.

Zhang Jie said slowly: "It's strange, in such a prosperous city like Chang'an, why didn't that warlord put his headquarters here?"

Zheng Zha replied: "We have inquired a long time ago that the whole of Shaanxi is currently ruled by a warlord surnamed Yang. He set up his headquarters in Hanzhong in order to facilitate the invasion of Shuchuan and occupy the land of the Three Qins."

Chu Xuan drew three arrows on a map, and then said: "That's the end of the gossip, we can't relax now, the next thing is the test, Chang'an is located in the place of the Fourth World War. Only by surviving the counterattack of the warlords can we temporarily gain a foothold in Chang'an. After dawn, there is a [-]% chance that the army poisoned by Zheng Zha will come to attack the city. This just provides us with some prisoners of war. Imperial Tomb."

"Zhang Jie, Zheng Zha, you two quickly brought 2000 troops to ambush on the mountain outside Chang'an City. When the troops approached the city, you immediately showed up and cut off their retreat. Their morale is low now. If you manipulate them properly, It's easy to take them down."

Chu Xuan methodically assigned tasks to everyone.

Wang Jue sat on the main seat, crossed his legs, took a sip of tea leisurely, and then said: "Since their morale is low now, why don't they use some tricks to make their morale drop to the extreme, so that they only need to be provoked lightly. We can eat them without bloodshed and strengthen us."

Everyone turned their heads and looked at Wang Jue very curiously, looking forward to his next words.

I saw Wang Jue with a sinister smile on his face, and said slowly: "At this time, our army's morale is at its peak, and we have occupied Chang'an again. The favorable location, the people, and harmony are all in my hands. It is the end of autumn now. This saying is good. One autumn rain and one cold, they were already weak after having diarrhea, and they were forced to go to the battlefield before they recovered. When a sudden downpour rained directly on their heads, guess how much they have left to fight? Strength, the heart to dare to fight? When the time comes, the right time, place and people will be in our hands, so we don’t have to worry about them not surrendering.”

Zheng Zha looked at Wang Jue solemnly, and then said, "Aren't you going to spend your lifespan praying for rain again?"

I saw Wang Jue took out all the things needed to pray for rain from the storage space, and said indifferently: "Calm down, it's just Yangshou, and the cultivation base will be much higher in the future."

Zheng Zha immediately stepped forward, snatched the mahogany sword from Wang Jue's hand, and persuaded: "No, we already have a high chance of winning, there is no need to pay such a high price, can you stop torturing yourself?" ?”

At this time, Chu Xuan came over, and said without emotion: "It's really stupid to cultivate the truth. Sometimes, science can also rain."

Zheng Zha immediately said: "Yes, we can use rain bombs to artificially rain, Zhu Wen, what will the weather be like tomorrow?"

I saw Zhu Wen pretending to count with her fingers, and then said with a smile: "Hahaha, even the rain bombs are saved this time, the weather is here with us, there will be rain tomorrow, and it will still be sleet, it's winter !"

Wang Jue silently took back all the props for praying for rain, and then said relaxedly: "It's really God helping me, I ordered to set up more than 100 large pots at the gate of the city tomorrow, cook mutton and steamed buns, and then wait Just take the prisoners."

Chu Xuan adjusted his glasses, looked at Wang Jue seriously, and said in a serious voice: "The way to use soldiers is to attack the mind first, to attack the city as the bottom, to fight with the heart, and to fight with soldiers. Who did you learn the art of war from?" ?”

I saw Wang Jue let out a long sigh, and took out an erhu from the storage space. With a feeling of reminiscence on his face, while pulling Erquan Yingyue, he said slowly: "Oh, this is a bitter history to say the least. To be honest, I haven’t learned any art of war at all. These are the experiences I gained in battles. After more experience, I will naturally understand. The more times I have been bullied by those old foxes, I will naturally become an old driver. .”

And Zheng Zha looked at Wang Jue with great interest, and was very interested in the characters who could seduce him, so he asked: "Brother Jue, it's nothing else, I just want to ask that old fox can seduce you ?”

Wang Jue refused: "You don't even know each other."

"Then pick someone you know!" The Zhongzhou team said with curiosity.

In desperation, Wang Jue could only say: "Before, in a certain Three Kingdoms world where the force value exploded, the original history was in a mess because of a meteorite. I have eaten such a luxurious set meal more than once, and a few times I almost failed to survive! Tian Feng, Jushou, Judao, Xu You and others all have a lot of clever tricks. I can survive until now because of two words, life is hard !"

"So, you are helping Boss Cao?" Zheng Zha asked curiously.

Wang Jue nodded and said: "Yes, at the beginning I joined Lao Cao's side in order to conform to the general trend of history, but Lao Liu's side picked up a guy named Chen Zichuan and made a fortune. Later, Lao Cao was determined to slaughter Xuzhou , I couldn’t persuade him, so I took refuge with Old Liu in a fit of anger, and only after I arrived at his side did I confirm that Chen Zichuan was a time traveler!"

"Um, Brother Jue, we are both time travelers. If you look at other people's bastards, and then look at you, they are all considered to be generals," Zheng Zha said frankly.

Wang Jue was not happy when he heard this, "Why, am I doing badly? At that time, Lu Bu, the strongest, could only draw with me. He and Zhao Yun, I enjoyed the beating treatment as soon as we came out. The ranks of generals are all from the first king, the second Lv, the third Zhao Siguan."

At this time, Chu Xuan, who was silent on the side, said slowly, "Which one is Chen Zichuan in?"

Wang Jue replied seriously: "The list of advisers, first! But this person likes to paddle like me, but after all, it is difficult for me to paddle as a general, so I changed my job to become a civil servant in the mid-term, but Chen Zichuan's There is a problem with character, and I always like bully whores, I am different, I am a fastidious person, I will give money!"

Everyone's heads were full of black lines, and once again refreshed their understanding of Wang Jue and his bottomless lower limit.

The next morning, it was just dawn, but the weather was gloomy, with a downpour brewing in the sky.

Wang Jue punched a set of Wudang Mountain Wang Baquan on the tall and wide city wall, no, Wudang Mountain Xuanwu Boxing, the fists are surging, the muscles and bones of the whole body are screaming, the sound of the chest cavity is like the roar of a dragon and a tiger, and the figure is like a turtle-shaped snake. , sometimes as quiet as a lonely mountain, sometimes as moving as thunder.

After Wang Jue finished punching, Zhang Jie's voice came out through the thousand-mile sound transmission command talisman, "They are here."

At this time, light rain began to fall in the sky, Wang Jue stretched out his right hand to catch the raindrops, and the corner of his mouth curled up, "It's just in time!"

Those warlord soldiers who came to attack the city, after a night of diarrhea, were weak in breath and legs, and they walked a long way to reach the city of Chang'an, and they were even more exhausted. Tired soldiers are a taboo for military strategists.

At this time, there was sleet and rain, and the rain was getting heavier and heavier, as if it was pouring down.

The icy rain soaked the clothes of the warlord soldiers in an instant, and directly drenched the [-] soldiers underground into [-] soaked rats.

The snow in winter is very cold, but the rain in autumn is even more freezing. A little bit of drizzle turns into a cold air that penetrates straight into the bone marrow, and the thinner soldiers directly fight against the rain.

On the other hand, Wang Jue, who was guarding the city, waited for the rabbit and waited for work. They had already prepared, and all of them put on thick raincoats, waiting for them to come to the door.

Rainy days are not the time for marching and fighting, let alone attacking the city. As the rain became heavier, the chief of the [-] warlord soldiers had no choice but to order the siege to continue.Because of the death order from above, if you don't go in and take back Chang'an quickly, you will be shot, anyway, you don't have to attack the city yourself

Because it was a rainy day, the dynamite packs and old cannons could not be used, and human lives could only be used to fill them.

Chu Xuan looked at the behavior of the warlord soldiers below, and ordered to the bandits around: "Use the bazooka and warn them."

Following Chu Xuan's order, dozens of bazookas were fired directly in front of the warlord soldiers, and a dozen of those who were unlucky were killed on the spot.

A figure ran up to the officer in a panic, and hurriedly said, "Master, they have cannons!"

"Shut up, I saw it. It seems that this group of bandits had a premeditated plan. They will withdraw their troops first and attack the city when the rain stops!" the warlord commander said coldly.

At this time, an officer rushed up in a panic, and hurriedly shouted: "Report to the commander, an unknown number of troops appeared in the rear, directly cutting off our retreat!"

"Then call me back, do you still have to ask me?" the warlord commander shouted angrily.

"But the enemy's firepower is fierce, and there are more than a hundred machine guns. Their cannons can also be fired in rainy days. We can't go there at all!" The officer said with a sad face.

For a while, the people on both sides were silent in the rustling rain, and now they were more able to carry it than anyone else.

The bandits on Wang Jue's side are far behind the warlord soldiers in terms of psychology and combat quality, but at this time, the right time, place and people are on his side, so how can the flying dragon lose.

The rain is getting heavier and heavier, and it has become a pouring trend. It is impossible to advance and advance, and it is impossible to retreat and retreat. The two sides are deadlocked in this killing.

Time passed by one minute and one second, two hours later.

The thin soldiers couldn't hold on any longer, and began to faint in the rain, and their morale became more and more depressed.

On the city tower, hundreds of bandits shouted in unison, "Surrender without killing, and go to the city to eat mutton steamed buns!"

The cries of the bandits spread far and wide through huge loudspeakers.

But those warlord soldiers did not move at all.

Wang Jue said lightly: "It seems that they will not die if they don't see the steamed buns. Zheng Zha, go to the sky and disperse the dark clouds, stop the rain, and let the smell of mutton spread out."

Ten minutes later, a huge hole appeared above Chang'an City, and people could even see the blue sky through it.

This strange phenomenon made Yu listen to it.

Just when the warlord commander was about to stop the counterattack, he heard the cries of the bandits surrendering and not killing them, and going into the city to eat buns.

Warlord Master: "Even if I starve to death, catch a cold in the rain, I won't eat a bite of your food!"

At this time, the smell of mutton began to permeate the battlefield, which was like the last straw that broke the camel's back. The effect was outstanding, and the warlord soldiers were powerless to fight again.

The warlord commander sniffed it a few times, and said slowly: "It's really fragrant, we are willing to surrender!"

(End of this chapter)