The old driver of the infinite world

Chapter 258 They Default

Yuhang, in the evening.

Wang Jue took out a barbecue grill from the storage bracelet and planned to have an open-air barbecue party, but he never expected that the originally clear night sky in the distance would suddenly be covered with dark clouds, covering half of the moon, and it looked like a storm was about to come .

Ji Dian looked up at the sky, counted with his fingers, and said slowly: "No, it should be sunny today, why is it suddenly raining, I'll go, and someone cast a spell!"

Wang Jue frowned suddenly when he heard this, and suddenly thought of something, then he took out the sound transmission token and asked immediately: "Ying Kong, Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian met?"

On the other side, only Zhao Yingkong responded flatly: "Yes."

"Why didn't you tell me in advance?" Wang Jue continued to ask.

Zhao Yingkong didn't answer, and silently hung up the communication.

"Hey, hey, you're getting more and more courageous, and you dare to hang up on me!" Wang Jue's face twitched a few times, and then he said helplessly: "As for it, you really treat me like a pervert, I can't be hungry Even the snakes will not be spared.”

Wang Jue turned to look at Ji Dian, only to see him looking at him suspiciously.

Wang Jue stared back at him with dead fish eyes, "Hey, man, what kind of eyes are you, I've turned my prodigal son back a long time ago."

Ji Dian immediately looked at him with sincere eyes, nodded and said, "Well, I believe you, hahahaha"

Wang Jue silently drew out a machete and put it on Ji Dian's neck, and said expressionlessly, "You laugh at me."

Ji Dian immediately said straightly: "No, you misunderstood me, I am a monk, how can I laugh at others casually, I just thought of happy things."

Wang Jue said with a gloomy face: "You don't want to say that your wife gave birth, do you?"

Ji Dian immediately denied it: "How is it possible? I am a monk and I don't have a wife. I just think that I can eat dog meat right away, and I am happy. I am happy when you say yes, Big Big Wolf!"

Big Big Wolf was tied to a pillar by a thick rope, and he wailed: "You two great immortals, I am a wolf, I am a wolf, I am not a dog, oh~ woo woo woo, please let me go. "

Ji Dian walked up to Big Big Wolf, waving his cattail fan, and said, "Stop bluffing me, a wolf with a tail up, and a dog with a tail up. Look at your tail wagging so cheerfully, how dare you say you're not a dog!"

Big Big Wolf immediately put down his tail, and then said weakly: "This is the head office!"

Ji Dian said with a wicked smile, "Then let me ask you, what do wolves bark?"

".Aww"

"How does the dog bark?"

"Wang"

"Hey, how dare you say you're not a dog." Ji Dian said with a look of success.

After Hui Tailang realized that he had been tricked, he straightened his heart and said: "Master, you touch your own conscience and say, I don't look like a dog all over, monks can't lie!"

I saw that Ji Dian took out a mirror from nowhere and faced Big Big Wolf, then put his hand on his heart, and said seriously: "Look for yourself, you don't look like a dog all over your body. I heard that there is a dog in the north called Husky. , maybe you are of that type.”

Big Big Wolf cried and said: "Master, I am a serious gray wolf, there is no way I don't even know my race!"

Ji Dian laughed and said, "Then I will continue to ask you, can dogs and wolves have offspring?"

Big Big Wolf was silent for a long time, then said: "Yes."

"Haha, that's it. There is no reproductive isolation between dogs and wolves, which means that you are of the same race. We must believe in science on this point!" Ji Dian said with a smile.

At this time, Wang Jue took out a whetstone and sharpened a sharp bone-eviscerating knife again and again. The sound of gold and stone could be heard, and the hair on the whole body of Big Big Wolf stood up instantly in fright, and he kept howling in his mouth. write
Wang Jue walked up to Hui Tailang with the cold bone-eviscating sharp knife, and said seriously, "Don't worry, my knife is very fast, and it won't hurt if I cut my throat with it."

Big Big Wolf roared: "Is this a question of whether it hurts or not? I'll die if you stab me!"

"Eating you is for your own good, hey, do you know who is standing next to you, he is the Dragon Subduing Arhat from the Western Lingshan Mountain, let him eat you and undo your karma, then you will be a man in your next life Here's the chance!" Wang Jue said indifferently.

Big Big Wolf said with a mournful face, "I can cultivate a human form after another 80 or [-] years of kung fu. You two great immortals, please give me a chance!" Then he turned his head to Wang Jue, and said in a miserable voice: " Master, you also said at the beginning that following you, if you eat a piece of meat, I will eat a piece of bone, you can't break your promise!"

While checking the sharpness of the boning knife, Wang Jue said without raising his head, "But this wolf eats meat, not bones."

Big Big Wolf immediately replied: "I can eat meat too"

"Bold!" Wang Jue snorted softly, and then said: "You dare to offend the next, if that's the case, what's the use of keeping you, take your life!"

As Wang Jue spoke, he held a sharp knife and stabbed Big Big Wolf's throat.

At this moment, Ji Dian stopped him, "Wait, where is Zhu Dachang, the ninth beggar?"

When Wang Jue heard this, his spiritual consciousness went out, and then he said: "In the periphery of your house, you are going to fool a group of ducks."

As Wang Jue said, he grabbed Ji Dian's collar directly, and the two of them disappeared into the dilapidated Li family in an instant.

Seeing this, Big Big Wolf shed tears, "Hiss, finally survived, woo woo woo"

On the other side, Zhu Dachang, the ninth-generation beggar, looked at a group of ducks, couldn't help swallowing, and said with a wretched smile: "Ducks, ducks, ducks, you two have so many babies, and raising children is very tiring. Why don't you give me one?" Give me food, and I'll help you lighten the burden! How about this, I'll count to three, and you agree without shaking your head, one, two, three!"

"Hey hey!" Zhu Dachang smirked, and when he was about to strike, the figures of Wang Jue and Ji Dian suddenly appeared behind him, and Ji Dian went up and kicked Zhu Dachang aside.

After rolling a few times, Zhu Dachang immediately got up and looked behind him, showing bitterness on his face, and hurriedly said: "It's you again, I'm just a beggar, why don't you let me go?"

Ji Dian said calmly, "You want to eat duck, don't you?"

Zhu Dachang nodded, and said cautiously: "Yes, I have already asked the couple."

"Have you asked them?" Ji Dian said loudly, and then said to the ducks, "Has he asked you?"

Suddenly the duck spit out a human voice: "No, no."

Ji Dian grabbed Zhu Dachang's collar and said in a low voice, "Now what else do you have to say!"

Zhu Dachang said with a mournful face: "How can a duck talk? It must be that the mother of this big duck seduced some mynah parrot or something, so it can talk when it was born!"

Ji Dian said: "My mother is free to seduce any birds, and it's your turn to control when it's your turn! I tell you to be careful about being a human being. Since you want to eat them, you must first ask for their consent."

Zhu Dachang sneered and said, "But, no one would be willing to be eaten."

"TMD!" Ji Dian cursed in a low voice, thinking to himself that this guy is really difficult to deal with, it looks like he's going to bleed a lot this time!
Then he continued to say to the ducks: "To tell you the truth, I am the Dragon Subduing Arhat from Western Lingshan. I guarantee the status of Arhat. After you are eaten by me, you can be reborn as human beings in your next life. Now, those who are willing to be eaten by me will follow me." !"

At this time, Wang Jue waved the sharp knife in his hand, a dazzling light flashed, and all the ducks were killed by him.

Afterwards, Wang Jue said indifferently: "Isn't it just eating a duck, why waste such effort!"

Zhu Dachang forced Lai Lai in a low voice: "You still talk about me, he didn't ask Duck if he agrees."

I saw Wang Jue holding a knife, pointing at the ducks who died unexpectedly on the ground, and said lightly: "I asked, and they acquiesced."

Zhu Dachang and Ji Dian silently stretched out their thumbs, and said in unison: "Be careful!"

(End of this chapter)