The old driver of the infinite world
Chapter 39 Cut out his eyeballs for me!
Chapter 39 Cut out his eyeballs for me!
The host looked at this Wang Jue, who was wearing a white Taoist robe, his hair was over his shoulders, and there was white in the black. His face was haggard but fierce.
"Amitabha, I don't know what the donor is talking about!" the host said lightly.
"Dead bald donkey, don't pretend to be garlic to me, relic, have you read the Buddhist scriptures, the relic burned by the great monk who came over from the east!" Wang Jue is not anxious.
The host glanced at Wang Jue and said, "Since Lao Na became a monk in this temple, he has never seen a relic. Is this relic you said round?"
Wang Jue said anxiously: "It's not about whether it's round or not, it's the kind that is rare."
Wang Jue, who had reacted, took out a Tang knife and put it on the host's neck, "Dead bald donkey, dare to fool me!"
Wang Jue was about to slash, but Zheng Zha intercepted it and said, "Crazy wolf, if you have something to say, don't use a knife or a gun!"
Wang Jue took a deep breath, put away the knife, let go of the monk's collar, and flattened him by the way, and said slowly: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate, it's a poor Taoist appearance, Master, are you alright!"
The host looked at Wang Jue expressionlessly and said, "Donor."
Wang Jue interrupted: "Master, you are born to be a benefactor. You and I are both within the Tao, and the roads are different but the same destination!"
If the host realized something, he slowly said: "In this case, this layman, the poor monk is also seriously telling you once, this temple has never had any relics, and the golden body of the master who came from the east has long been It was burnt down, you should go elsewhere to find it!"
Wang Jue didn't lose heart and walked to the old host's side with a little smile on his face and hooked his shoulders.
"Master, I understand, I understand, you see that our temple doesn't have much incense, I heard that this is still a jungle temple, look at your apprentices, those who eat and drink dew are hungry and thin!"
After Wang Jue finished speaking, he took out a few pieces of gold and said softly: "Come on, Master, take this money to gild the Buddha statue and add vegetables to the disciples, even if you add a few more greens!"
The host didn't even look at the gold ingot, and said in a cold voice, "Drinking the dew in the dining style is also a practice. The Buddha statue is worn out. It's good to have a Buddha in your heart. The donor should please come back!"
Wang Jue's face froze, and he said softly, "Hey! I didn't expect to be such a tough guy! I don't even want money, since that's the case"
The host said slowly: "Why, do you still want to use the beauty trick?"
After finishing speaking, he looked at Yun Ning, Zhan Lan, Zhao Yingkong, and Ming Yanwei's four daughters.
Wang Jue slapped the host's bald head vigorously, and said angrily, "Bah, you are so beautiful, I didn't even get in line, which round will get you!"
After Wang Jue finished speaking, he opened his writing wheel and hypnotized the host.
"Say, where is the relic?" Wang Jue asked.
"Since the poor monk became a monk, I have never heard that there are still relics left in this temple!" The host raved.
After listening, Wang Jue released the control, turned his head to look at the scenery outside the door, and sighed deeply.
"cough cough, cough cough"
Seeing Wang Jue coughing up blood again, Zhan Lan hurried forward for treatment, "Wang Jue, don't hold on, let me treat you, I can cure it!"
Wang Jue slowed down, stopped Zhan Lan, and said calmly, "I'm fine."
Wang Jue looked at the crowd and said slowly: "That's right, it's been so long, even if there are relics, it's probably lost in history."
After Wang Jue finished speaking, he walked towards the host: "Pin Dao is called greedy wolf, I apologize to the master, it is because the poor Dao is too utilitarian!"
The host glanced at Wang Jue, then turned to look at the Buddha statue and said, "The poor monk is a monk, so it's okay to suffer some sins, but your actions are disrespectful to my Buddha!"
After speaking, the host turned and left.
Zheng Zha walked up to Wang Jue and asked, "What should we do next?"
Wang Jue said lightly: "To my Buddha, I sincerely bow my head to apologize."
Zheng Zha looked at Wang Jue in surprise and said, "I thought you were just as lawless as Chu Xuan, but I didn't expect you to believe this!"
Wang Jue pointed to the Taoist robe on his body and said, "If you don't believe me, why am I wearing this Taoist robe? If the gods, demons, fairy, and Buddha are not here, why are we here?"
After Wang Jue finished speaking, he knelt on the mat and began to recite the scriptures in front of the Buddha statue, bowing sincerely.
After hearing Wang Jue's words, everyone was stunned, and when they came back to their senses, they knelt down directly in front of the Buddha statue and began to worship.
After Wang Jue worshipped Buddha, he stared at the Buddha statue in a daze.
Zheng Zha approached him and whispered: "I don't know what other gods, Buddhas, fairy, and demons, but the main god does exist, and it is very big and round; so worship Buddha, burn incense, pay respect to all kinds of gods, don't Ask them to bless them, but don't offend them, that should be right."
Wang Jue nodded after listening, "Well, you are right."
Then, he pointed to the Buddha statue and said, "Come on, break the army, and cut out the eyeballs of this Buddha statue for me."
Zheng Zha's heart: ".WQNDYD"
Although he didn't know why Wang Jue did such a strange thing, he, who was used to obeying Wang Jue's orders, still stepped forward.
I saw Zheng Zha jumped lightly, then jumped directly to the lotus throne of the Buddha statue, and lightly clasped the Buddha statue's eyes with a knife.
After finding that it was not easy to buckle, he simply launched a red flame and used its high temperature to directly melt the bronze statue.
"what?"
Zheng Zha carefully avoided the eyes of the Buddha statue, but when Hongyan approached, the eyes of the Buddha statue actually shone with golden light.
Seeing this scene, Wang Jue smiled and said: "Yes, relic, the diamond is not bad, water and fire are not invading, that's right, Zheng Zha, take it down quickly!"
Zheng Zha grabbed the two relics, then jumped to Wang Jue's side, and handed the two relics to him.
Wang Jue took the relics one by one, with ecstasy on his face, "The great road can be expected, the great road can be expected."
Wang Jue put the two relics in the Qiankun bag, turned around and was about to leave.
Zheng Zha grabbed Wang Jue's sleeve, Wang Jue turned to look at him and asked, "Why?"
Zheng Zha said with a guilty conscience: "You see that the Buddha statue has become like this, we just left, isn't it good?"
Wang Jue looked at the hollow eyes of the Buddha statue.
Nodding his head, he said, "It's not very good."
After speaking, he took out two gold ingots and handed them to Zheng Zha, "Why are you standing still, take them?"
Zheng Zha took the two gold ingots and asked suspiciously, "This is?"
Wang Jue sighed and said, "Oh, what I mean is for you to melt these two gold ingots into a ball and press them on the Buddha statue!"
Zheng Zha gradually opened his mouth, "Fuck!"
Wang Jue looked at the newly installed Buddha statue with eyes and nodded: "Well, it's quite Japanese!"
On the side, Li Xiaoyi couldn't help but said, "What is this? Otter Tathagata!"
Zheng Zha cried and said aggrievedly: "It's over, the Buddha will definitely hate me, Amitabha, forgive your sins!"
Seeing this, Wang Jue smiled softly and said, "Relax, Po Jun, Buddha and his old man have a big heart and won't do anything to you!"
Zheng Zha turned to look at Wang Jue and asked, "Really?"
Wang Jue nodded confidently, and then said: "Of course, you see, there was a monkey who urinated and defecated on the Buddha's hand before. The Buddha didn't have the same knowledge as him, and it was just under the Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years!"
After Zheng Zha heard this, his face was pale and dizzy: "I'm doomed!"
"Hahaha" Wang Jue, who got the relic, was in a good mood and couldn't help laughing when he saw Zheng Zha like this.
Wang Jue's great road can be expected, the gloom in his heart has been swept away, and his behavior has become more and more free and easy, more and more out of place, and more and more presumptuous.
I saw Wang Jue walking to Yun Ning and Ming Yanwei's side, holding their shoulders one by one, and walking towards the mountain gate.
At this time, the second daughter saw Wang Jue's spring breeze so proud, and seeing that his hand was honest and did not move elsewhere, she also obeyed his wishes.
Seeing this, Zhao Yingkong silently followed behind the three of them.
Wang Jue didn't take a few steps, turned his head slightly and said to the people behind: "Why are you still standing there? Brothers are walking!"
Zhang Jie, Bawang, Li Xiaoyi and others followed with a smile.
Zheng Zha saw that everyone had left, and hurriedly chased after him, "Wait for me!"
Zheng Zha trotted to catch up with everyone, looked at Wang Jue hugging from left to right, saw Zhan Lan beside her, didn't know what to think, and hugged her shoulders.
On the other hand, Zhan Lan blushed, patted off Zheng Zha's paw and ran away.
It was just in the morning, just as the sun rose.
At the mountain gate, Wang Jue looked back at the temple in the distance.
Feeling a bit, he said loudly.
A pearl is reflected in my heart, which has been locked away by the vulgar for a long time.
Today, the light of the red dust has dispersed, and it has illuminated thousands of flowers on the rivers and mountains.
Said, laughed and went down the mountain.
At this time, in the temple, the eyes of the Buddha statue gradually returned to their original state.
I don't know where, in a peaceful place, there was a person sitting high on a lotus pedestal, his left hand tightened, and he put away the supernatural ability of his palm to see the mountains and rivers, and then put his hands together and said, "Amitabha, good is good."
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(End of this chapter)
The host looked at this Wang Jue, who was wearing a white Taoist robe, his hair was over his shoulders, and there was white in the black. His face was haggard but fierce.
"Amitabha, I don't know what the donor is talking about!" the host said lightly.
"Dead bald donkey, don't pretend to be garlic to me, relic, have you read the Buddhist scriptures, the relic burned by the great monk who came over from the east!" Wang Jue is not anxious.
The host glanced at Wang Jue and said, "Since Lao Na became a monk in this temple, he has never seen a relic. Is this relic you said round?"
Wang Jue said anxiously: "It's not about whether it's round or not, it's the kind that is rare."
Wang Jue, who had reacted, took out a Tang knife and put it on the host's neck, "Dead bald donkey, dare to fool me!"
Wang Jue was about to slash, but Zheng Zha intercepted it and said, "Crazy wolf, if you have something to say, don't use a knife or a gun!"
Wang Jue took a deep breath, put away the knife, let go of the monk's collar, and flattened him by the way, and said slowly: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate, it's a poor Taoist appearance, Master, are you alright!"
The host looked at Wang Jue expressionlessly and said, "Donor."
Wang Jue interrupted: "Master, you are born to be a benefactor. You and I are both within the Tao, and the roads are different but the same destination!"
If the host realized something, he slowly said: "In this case, this layman, the poor monk is also seriously telling you once, this temple has never had any relics, and the golden body of the master who came from the east has long been It was burnt down, you should go elsewhere to find it!"
Wang Jue didn't lose heart and walked to the old host's side with a little smile on his face and hooked his shoulders.
"Master, I understand, I understand, you see that our temple doesn't have much incense, I heard that this is still a jungle temple, look at your apprentices, those who eat and drink dew are hungry and thin!"
After Wang Jue finished speaking, he took out a few pieces of gold and said softly: "Come on, Master, take this money to gild the Buddha statue and add vegetables to the disciples, even if you add a few more greens!"
The host didn't even look at the gold ingot, and said in a cold voice, "Drinking the dew in the dining style is also a practice. The Buddha statue is worn out. It's good to have a Buddha in your heart. The donor should please come back!"
Wang Jue's face froze, and he said softly, "Hey! I didn't expect to be such a tough guy! I don't even want money, since that's the case"
The host said slowly: "Why, do you still want to use the beauty trick?"
After finishing speaking, he looked at Yun Ning, Zhan Lan, Zhao Yingkong, and Ming Yanwei's four daughters.
Wang Jue slapped the host's bald head vigorously, and said angrily, "Bah, you are so beautiful, I didn't even get in line, which round will get you!"
After Wang Jue finished speaking, he opened his writing wheel and hypnotized the host.
"Say, where is the relic?" Wang Jue asked.
"Since the poor monk became a monk, I have never heard that there are still relics left in this temple!" The host raved.
After listening, Wang Jue released the control, turned his head to look at the scenery outside the door, and sighed deeply.
"cough cough, cough cough"
Seeing Wang Jue coughing up blood again, Zhan Lan hurried forward for treatment, "Wang Jue, don't hold on, let me treat you, I can cure it!"
Wang Jue slowed down, stopped Zhan Lan, and said calmly, "I'm fine."
Wang Jue looked at the crowd and said slowly: "That's right, it's been so long, even if there are relics, it's probably lost in history."
After Wang Jue finished speaking, he walked towards the host: "Pin Dao is called greedy wolf, I apologize to the master, it is because the poor Dao is too utilitarian!"
The host glanced at Wang Jue, then turned to look at the Buddha statue and said, "The poor monk is a monk, so it's okay to suffer some sins, but your actions are disrespectful to my Buddha!"
After speaking, the host turned and left.
Zheng Zha walked up to Wang Jue and asked, "What should we do next?"
Wang Jue said lightly: "To my Buddha, I sincerely bow my head to apologize."
Zheng Zha looked at Wang Jue in surprise and said, "I thought you were just as lawless as Chu Xuan, but I didn't expect you to believe this!"
Wang Jue pointed to the Taoist robe on his body and said, "If you don't believe me, why am I wearing this Taoist robe? If the gods, demons, fairy, and Buddha are not here, why are we here?"
After Wang Jue finished speaking, he knelt on the mat and began to recite the scriptures in front of the Buddha statue, bowing sincerely.
After hearing Wang Jue's words, everyone was stunned, and when they came back to their senses, they knelt down directly in front of the Buddha statue and began to worship.
After Wang Jue worshipped Buddha, he stared at the Buddha statue in a daze.
Zheng Zha approached him and whispered: "I don't know what other gods, Buddhas, fairy, and demons, but the main god does exist, and it is very big and round; so worship Buddha, burn incense, pay respect to all kinds of gods, don't Ask them to bless them, but don't offend them, that should be right."
Wang Jue nodded after listening, "Well, you are right."
Then, he pointed to the Buddha statue and said, "Come on, break the army, and cut out the eyeballs of this Buddha statue for me."
Zheng Zha's heart: ".WQNDYD"
Although he didn't know why Wang Jue did such a strange thing, he, who was used to obeying Wang Jue's orders, still stepped forward.
I saw Zheng Zha jumped lightly, then jumped directly to the lotus throne of the Buddha statue, and lightly clasped the Buddha statue's eyes with a knife.
After finding that it was not easy to buckle, he simply launched a red flame and used its high temperature to directly melt the bronze statue.
"what?"
Zheng Zha carefully avoided the eyes of the Buddha statue, but when Hongyan approached, the eyes of the Buddha statue actually shone with golden light.
Seeing this scene, Wang Jue smiled and said: "Yes, relic, the diamond is not bad, water and fire are not invading, that's right, Zheng Zha, take it down quickly!"
Zheng Zha grabbed the two relics, then jumped to Wang Jue's side, and handed the two relics to him.
Wang Jue took the relics one by one, with ecstasy on his face, "The great road can be expected, the great road can be expected."
Wang Jue put the two relics in the Qiankun bag, turned around and was about to leave.
Zheng Zha grabbed Wang Jue's sleeve, Wang Jue turned to look at him and asked, "Why?"
Zheng Zha said with a guilty conscience: "You see that the Buddha statue has become like this, we just left, isn't it good?"
Wang Jue looked at the hollow eyes of the Buddha statue.
Nodding his head, he said, "It's not very good."
After speaking, he took out two gold ingots and handed them to Zheng Zha, "Why are you standing still, take them?"
Zheng Zha took the two gold ingots and asked suspiciously, "This is?"
Wang Jue sighed and said, "Oh, what I mean is for you to melt these two gold ingots into a ball and press them on the Buddha statue!"
Zheng Zha gradually opened his mouth, "Fuck!"
Wang Jue looked at the newly installed Buddha statue with eyes and nodded: "Well, it's quite Japanese!"
On the side, Li Xiaoyi couldn't help but said, "What is this? Otter Tathagata!"
Zheng Zha cried and said aggrievedly: "It's over, the Buddha will definitely hate me, Amitabha, forgive your sins!"
Seeing this, Wang Jue smiled softly and said, "Relax, Po Jun, Buddha and his old man have a big heart and won't do anything to you!"
Zheng Zha turned to look at Wang Jue and asked, "Really?"
Wang Jue nodded confidently, and then said: "Of course, you see, there was a monkey who urinated and defecated on the Buddha's hand before. The Buddha didn't have the same knowledge as him, and it was just under the Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years!"
After Zheng Zha heard this, his face was pale and dizzy: "I'm doomed!"
"Hahaha" Wang Jue, who got the relic, was in a good mood and couldn't help laughing when he saw Zheng Zha like this.
Wang Jue's great road can be expected, the gloom in his heart has been swept away, and his behavior has become more and more free and easy, more and more out of place, and more and more presumptuous.
I saw Wang Jue walking to Yun Ning and Ming Yanwei's side, holding their shoulders one by one, and walking towards the mountain gate.
At this time, the second daughter saw Wang Jue's spring breeze so proud, and seeing that his hand was honest and did not move elsewhere, she also obeyed his wishes.
Seeing this, Zhao Yingkong silently followed behind the three of them.
Wang Jue didn't take a few steps, turned his head slightly and said to the people behind: "Why are you still standing there? Brothers are walking!"
Zhang Jie, Bawang, Li Xiaoyi and others followed with a smile.
Zheng Zha saw that everyone had left, and hurriedly chased after him, "Wait for me!"
Zheng Zha trotted to catch up with everyone, looked at Wang Jue hugging from left to right, saw Zhan Lan beside her, didn't know what to think, and hugged her shoulders.
On the other hand, Zhan Lan blushed, patted off Zheng Zha's paw and ran away.
It was just in the morning, just as the sun rose.
At the mountain gate, Wang Jue looked back at the temple in the distance.
Feeling a bit, he said loudly.
A pearl is reflected in my heart, which has been locked away by the vulgar for a long time.
Today, the light of the red dust has dispersed, and it has illuminated thousands of flowers on the rivers and mountains.
Said, laughed and went down the mountain.
At this time, in the temple, the eyes of the Buddha statue gradually returned to their original state.
I don't know where, in a peaceful place, there was a person sitting high on a lotus pedestal, his left hand tightened, and he put away the supernatural ability of his palm to see the mountains and rivers, and then put his hands together and said, "Amitabha, good is good."
I ask for your great support from readers, please recommend, ask for monthly tickets, and ask for collections
Thank you readers
(End of this chapter)
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