Those years when I practiced Taoism in the magic capital

Chapter 389 A Crazy Duo 【Subscribe! 】

"The news is yesterday."

In Qingyun Temple, Zhang Qingyun pondered for a while: "This old bus beats up the driver, should he be detained?"

Sucking his teeth, Zhang Qingyun felt incredible.

In just a few days, this old guy ran to the Northeast, not to mention, he beat the driver on the bus. The point is, this old guy looks like this, how did he get to the Northeast?How did you get on the bus?
This old guy is now a lunatic: "Should be sent to a mental hospital."

Liu Qingfeng has practiced Taoism in Kunlun for decades, and he has no identity document at all, so no one can find out his specific identity.Such a person actually arrived in the Northeast in three days. No, it was only two days. The news was yesterday: "That's fine, as long as you're still in Icefield City, it will be much easier to find."

Thinking a little confused, Zhang Qingyun felt that this old guy was a bit of a legend. He didn't have an ID card or money, and he arrived in the Northeast in two days. He was quite capable.

In two days, ordinary people have no money, and even the devil can't get out.

Throw the hook into the basin, and the hook hangs down over a forest.

In this forest, Zhang Qingyun put coordinate talismans in the first place, and originally wanted to fish for game here.

Unexpectedly, the first time I came here, I was not here to fish for wild game, but to fish for people.
The world is impermanent and unpredictable, and Zhang Qingyun also feels very depressed.

Moved the hook to the edge of the ice city, a hidden place, the hook dropped a dozen light spots, and turned into a flying bird to fly over the ice city.

Bingcheng is not small, Zhang Qingyun is completely unfamiliar with this place, and he doesn't know where there is a mental hospital or where there is a π place.

Only by casting a large net can you catch fish, um, find Liu Qingfeng.

With the combination of talisman bird and fishhook, in just one day, Bingcheng was searched again: "No?"

Zhang Qingyun was a little stunned: "This old man won't move his position?"

This old guy spanned thousands of miles in two days. This is another two days. Will he go to the northwest again?In the Southwest?

If it weren't for the low strength of this guy, Zhang Qingyun dared to doubt that this guy could reach the moon in a day.

Under the control of Zhang Qingyun, the fishhook and talisman bird can directly ignore the building. In Zhang Qingyun's eyes, a building is completely transparent, and the pedestrians inside have nowhere to hide.

Not only that, within a thousand meters, Zhang Qingyun could also sense Liu Qingfeng's breath through the fishhook and the talisman bird.

With both approaches, Liu Qingfeng was not found.

The 36 talisman birds were scattered in all directions, and Zhang Qingyun could only expand the range.

After searching around the ice city until midnight, Liu Qingfeng disappeared again, so Zhang Qingyun had no choice but to give up.

The next day, Zhang Qingyun continued to expand the search area.

"what?"

Finally, in a small town, Zhang Qingyun discovered Liu Qingfeng's aura.

36 Fu Niaoruyan returned to its nest, turned into a streamer and threw it into the hook. In a place where no one was around, Zhang Qingyun's avatar fell to the ground.

It's snowy, and the winter in the Northeast is very cold.

Stepping on the snow, at the corner of a street.

Liu Qingfeng was sitting under the protruding eaves of a supermarket, with a homeless man beside him.

The homeless man's face was dirty and unshaven, and he couldn't tell his specific age.He was wearing a tattered cotton coat, and a piece of tattered plastic paper was draped over his body.

His hair was long and fell past his shoulders.

However, the hair has not been washed for many years, and the mud and oil have made the whole hair paste into a whole piece.

Liu Qingfeng was no better than this vagabond. The Taoist robe inside was covered with mud and oil, and he was wearing a coat with cotton lint exposed in some places.

The bun was scattered, only a handful, tied with a rope.This small bunch of hair actually formed icicles on it, very long and somewhat thin.
I don't know if it's because of sleeping on the ground, the hair touches the ground.The melting ice and snow soaked the hair, and now it is freezing cold. The whole hair is mixed with ice cubes, forming an irregular shape behind the head. The hair is mixed with ice cubes, which looks like black silk ice cubes from a distance.

It's a bit chilly now, with no sun.

If there is sun, under the sunlight, the ice cubes behind Liu Qingfeng's head will reflect light, and people will definitely mistakenly think that the back of Liu Qingfeng's head is the divine light circle of gods.

"You just teach me, how dare you go to the trash can to find food."

With a pious face, Liu Qingfeng asked the homeless people around him about rummaging through trash cans for food.

The tramp glanced at him: "Hungry."

"I'm hungry too."

Liu Qingfeng rubbed his stomach: "But why am I embarrassed?"

It's okay, this old man is not crazy enough, he still knows how to lose face.

"crunch."

A couple stepped on the snow and walked past the two of them. They were still full of piety, but Liu Qingfeng, who was asking the homeless to rummage through the trash cans for food, suddenly jumped up.

Like a ghost, she appeared in front of the couple, slapped her cheek with the palm of her hand, and made a 'slap' sound: "Come and hit me. Come and hit me"

"What the hell?"

The couple was taken aback, and the young man cursed directly.After cursing a few words to see Liu Qingfeng's state clearly, he dragged his girlfriend away with a bad face.

"Come on. Hit me."

Liu Qingfeng was still slapping himself on the cheek: "Hit me!"

"his"

The young man was full of anger, but he didn't make a move: "I'm afraid I'll get my hands dirty when I beat you up. This lunatic."

"Pooh"

After spitting out a mouthful of thick phlegm, Liu Qingfeng tilted his head and watched the couple walk away: "I'm so useless, I don't look like a man. I don't even dare to hit anyone, what's the use?"

Liu Qingfeng turned around and looked at the homeless man: "Tell me, he looks like a pig, fat like a pig, with a face that looks like Zhu Bajie, and he is so useless that he dare not beat anyone. How did he find a wife?"

The tramp glanced at him, but said nothing.

I don't know if I understand it or not.

Zhang Qingyun looked at the sky speechlessly, and walked up to Liu Qingfeng: "You old man, why did you come here?"

Liu Qingfeng was a little surprised, but also a little surprised: "Nephew, why are you here?"

Eldest nephew?
Why is this old guy even more confused than before, before he knew how to call Master Uncle, now...
"Third grandson, are you here to look for me?"

Zhang Qingyun: "???"

This seniority descended a bit fast, and Zhang Qingyun almost couldn't resist it.

Just now he was called nephew, but in a blink of an eye he called grandson directly.

"Ha, Uncle Liu, are you here to pick me up?"

Zhang Qingyun's face darkened, his seniority is a bit messed up, does this guy have any relatives in his head?

With three sentences and three identities, Zhang Qingyun couldn't help but want to curse.

Liu Qingfeng shook his head: "Go back and tell me Third Aunt that I am enlightening. I appreciate your kindness, Third Aunt."

This old fellow has quite a few relatives, including three aunts and three uncles?

Where are these from?

"Enlightenment?"

This is enlightenment?
If you pretend to be crazy and act stupid, uh, this guy is a real lunatic, and you can realize that the homeless on the street and all the lunatics in the world are gods.

"what?"

At this moment, a woman came over from a snack bar opposite, carrying a basin.There were some noodles and noodles in the basin, as well as some pieces of meat, which were steaming hot: "Is there an extra person or something?"

Zhang Qingyun closed his eyes, well, Pindao was also regarded as one of them.

"Grandma Bagu, this is my second grandpa. He came to see me. Did you bring us food? My eldest grandson is still busy."

The middle-aged woman froze and shook her head helplessly.

It would be a pity to throw away the leftover food from the snack bar. She looked at the two of them pitifully in the cold wind. In the past two days, she would put the leftover food together and bring it over after heating it.

just
You call me Bagu grandma, or my husband grandson?
"Hurry up and eat, I'm going to get busy first."

The middle-aged woman put down the basin and two pairs of chopsticks, turned around and returned to the snack bar.

"Fifth Uncle, you eat too"

The homeless man handed a pair of chopsticks to Zhang Qingyun: "I am friends with him, you are his grandson, that is my father, father will give you chopsticks"

Zhang Qingyun: "???"

Liu Qingfeng, did you learn from this homeless man?
The seniority is completely disrupted, reorganized according to their own thinking, but it is neither fish nor fowl, and it is completely different.

"Eldest nephew, you eat"

Seeing that Zhang Qingyun didn't pick up the chopsticks, the homeless man was a little anxious.Like a host who warmly entertained guests, he stuffed the chopsticks into Zhang Qingyun's hands: "You silly boy, why don't you eat when your uncle asks you to eat?"

Well, Liu Qingfeng's seniority has been messed up, and he completely treats others as elders, and he is at a disadvantage no matter what.

The homeless man also confused his seniority, but this homeless man still knew how to take advantage.

"Come, come, second uncle, if you don't eat it, you'll get cold."

Liu Qingfeng stretched out his hand to pull Zhang Qingyun: "Come here, here is a piece of beef, third master, you eat it"

Zhang Qingyun's head was about to explode, and Liu Qingfeng was even muddier than before.

Pindao just stood here and acted out your relatives!
Fortunately, I didn't call my third aunt. Otherwise, wouldn't it be a transgender?

Zhang Qingyun took a deep breath, tried to calm himself down, and kept telling himself that this idiot still has value.

Before leaving, Liu Qingfeng was just a little crazy, but now he is completely stupid: "You bastard, come back with me!"

Zhang Qingyun pulled Liu Qingfeng's wrist with his backhand, and was about to take Liu Qingfeng back.

"you dare!"

The homeless man opened his eyes, and a pair of black, oily hands actually raised a flame, grabbing Zhang Qingyun's arm: "Grandpa Fifth, let him go, don't bully my father!"

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