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Chapter 827 Killing Demons (5)

The nine Yutie soldiers stared straight at Yu Guao, his own father.

He tilted his head, turned his head sideways, twisted his head, straightened his head, and simply stood on his head with his big head, or turned his head 180 degrees, looking at Yu Guao in nine strange postures.

The bodies of the nine Yutie soldiers, as if each part of the body is a free creature, like a child who is "a seven-year-old and an eight-year-old dog too", constantly changing various postures.

When I raised my hand, my five fingers twisted and twisted.

When kicking, the ten toes dangled and tangled.

Stand where you are, bouncing your ass up and down.

Twist your waist from side to side, and shake your chest muscles.

Moreover, he kept hiccupping and farting... In short, the performance of the nine Yutie soldiers was placed in the house of a secular and decent person in the world of mortals. His own father broke his legs long ago for such behavior!

"Hey, Dad!" Yutie Jun giggled!

Yu Guao looked at Yutiejun very vigilantly, and said in a deep voice, "Tiejun, how do you feel at this moment?"

Yu Guao put his hands behind his back, and his fingers formed a strange seal formula. The secret technique used to control the final Xiaodulu Yuanmo is ready to come out.As long as he has a thought, he is ready to activate the secret technique and completely control the Yutie army.

But according to Yu Canglang's instructions in advance, he still needs to test what the current situation of the Yutie Army is like.

Is the current Yutie Army still her Yu Guao's son?
Or, has he turned into a complete demon?
Yu Tiejun coughed nine times, he looked at Yu Guao crookedly, pondered for a moment, moved his arms and legs in a mess, and laughed 'chichi': "It feels pretty good... Uh, the first two days In the past year, there was something wrong with my practice, which hurt my kidney meridian, so I was a little powerless in the face of more than a dozen new concubines."

Yu Guao stared wide-eyed, looking at the Yutie Army in surprise.

Something went wrong in your practice?Kidney injury?

Are you kidding me, although Yutie Army's previous cultivation level was not high, they were also the 'masters and great abilities' of the 27th Heaven of the True Wonderland.True immortal, even if it is a true immortal of the first level, all diseases in the body will be cured, not to mention damage to the kidney meridian, even if both kidneys are taken away by someone, as long as the divine mind moves and the mana is brushed, it will be able to recover. Two kidneys were born again!

This is obviously nonsense.

"You, Hu crepe? You..." Yu Guao was about to reprimand the Yutie army, when suddenly there was a soreness in his waist on both sides, and an inexplicable soreness hit him, Yu Guao felt that his kidney essence was constantly leaking, His crotch became wet, and in broad daylight, his golden Buddha-level cultivation base actually peed his pants!
Only a bad old man who is extremely weak, and whose urinary system has almost collapsed, can't control himself, and suddenly pee his pants while standing up and talking!
And Yu Guao... Buddha-level golden body, steel and iron bones, dragon essence and tiger fierceness, you don't need to go to the alloy steel-like kidney in the latrine even if you drink a hundred tanks of spirits in a row, as long as you have enough time, you can fight for a hundred consecutive battles A fierce man who is a concubine and never slackens!

How could he have such symptoms?
The Yutie Army saw the water dripping down Yu Guao's crotch, and he laughed 'chichi': "In the past two years, when I was practicing, I accidentally forked my lung meridian, so I often cough up blood!"

Yu Guao swayed his body, his inexplicable throat felt numb, his lungs felt tingling and itchy, and he coughed violently uncontrollably.He coughed heavily, black clouds billowed in front of his eyes, gold stars flashed randomly, and blood spurted out of his mouth continuously.

"Also, I was assassinated by someone last year. I accidentally used a poisoned flying sword to injure my liver! The wound has not healed yet!"

Silently, a little blood stained Yu Guao's liver.

He lowered his head in astonishment, and saw large bloodstains spreading continuously on his clothes, the severe pain hit, seven or eight transparent holes appeared inexplicably in his liver, and a strange poison burst out out of thin air, flowing along the blood vessels of the liver, breathing spread throughout the body.

"You!" Yu Guao hissed, "I am your father!"

Lu Bi, who was watching from the sidelines, couldn't help but widen his eyes—the strange ability of the Yutie Army is simply terrifying.He just lightly fabricated a few words about his unwarranted injuries, and directly created the same injuries as his words described on Yu Guao, a mighty Buddha-level figure!

Moreover, there is no fluctuation of mana, no coercion of dao rhyme, no flow of inspiration... everything seems to exist in the first place!
Such supernatural powers!
The corners of Lu Yu's eyes twitched slightly, because the attack was not aimed at him, and he didn't know whether he could resist such a strange attack.However, the Buddhist kung fu method is the most effective way to restrain all evil spirits. He uses the Buddha's light to protect his body, so there shouldn't be any major problems, right?

The big-gu ox at the side chewed the precious medicine, and muttered vaguely in a low voice: "This supernatural power is a bit weird... Uh, when I followed the old master all over the sky, I seem to have seen similar mysterious powers in a certain heaven. Uh, come to think of it, it was a heaven respected by 'demons'. The old master tossed and tossed there for many years, and after converting some 'indigenous demons' into the world of mortals, he destroyed that side of the demon world. "

"However, the old master later preached in several heavenly realms, and mixed those magical powers with Buddhism and spread them out."

The words of Dagu Niu made Lu Qi's heart tremble slightly.

He has a rough idea of ​​the foundation of this secret technique.

Yu Guao had already let out a long howl of shock and anger, he quickly formed a seal with his hands, and chanted a secret mantra, activating the secret technique used to control the Yutie army.But the secret technique issued... has no effect!
The Yutie Army stared straight at Yu Guao, and smiled 'chichi': "Father, what do you want to do? A while ago, I robbed a commoner girl into the mansion, and was accidentally kicked by her." It exploded the vitals of the lower body."

Before he finished speaking, Yu Guao let out a muffled groan, and besides a large piece of water on his crotch, a large piece of blood burst suddenly.

Such severe pain, even the Buddha could not bear it.

Yu Guao screamed miserably, covered his vitals with both hands, and twitched involuntarily.Buddha lights flickered violently on his body, and he kept mobilizing mana to repair his body, but no matter how hard he tried, it was useless to this terrible and vicious injury.

"I am... your father!" Yu Guao hissed pitifully.

"Wrong!" On Yutie Jun's nine faces, expressions of happiness or anger, surprise or worry changed.His body was wriggling, jumping, twitching, his face was changing violently, and his voice was soft or soft, high or low, and said with a smile: "You are my father, my grandfather, and even my great-grandfather..."

"So, I am your son, your grandson, and even your great-grandson..."

"father!"

"grandfather!"

"Great-grandfather!"

Yu Tiejun's body trembled, and suddenly the nine faces opened their mouths at the same time, roaring frantically: "Why did you kill me... no, it was us? Do you know how painful we are?"

With the miserable howl of the Yutie army, Yu Guao's body exploded suddenly.

From skin to flesh, from blood to bone, together with the soul, it exploded into a cloud of blood mist, and then divided into nine clusters evenly, and fell on Yu Tiejun's body, and was quickly absorbed by his body without any residue. remain.

With a 'giggle' smile, Yutie Jun turned and looked at Lu Yu: "But, it doesn't matter anymore. Who he is to me, who I am to him, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter at all... Uh, I am me... Heaven Underground, unique!"

"I'm!"

Yu Tiejun smiled and asked Lu Yu: "What do you think should be my name?"

Lu Yan narrowed his eyes and shook his head slightly: "I think..."

The Yutie Army interrupted Lu Yan: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have asked you this question... You think it's useless, it's useless... I think it's right... Uh, you baldy, we, Total total?"

Lu Bi looked at the crazy Yutie Army, and said softly, "What's the total?"

Yutie Jun smiled and rubbed his hands.

Even if he rubbed his hands, his eighteen palms rubbed against each other, and the sounds they made were all different.Some friction sounds are normal, some friction sounds are like iron sheets colliding, some friction sounds are like rotten dead pork being ground with a hammer, and some friction sounds are directly the sad cries of babies before they die.

He said softly: "Total, for example, you leave the city and don't care about things here, how about it?"

He stared at Lu Yu with flickering eyes, and said softly: "We are all in the same lineage of Buddhism, why bother to kill each other? You, take the bald people behind you and leave. The people in the city, as well as the old immortal outside the city, are all How about leaving it to me?"

Lu Qi asked him curiously: "Are you also a Buddhist disciple?"

Yu Tiejun frowned, and scratched his head vigorously: "Of course, I am also a Buddhist disciple... Well, I have a little impression, I should be a Buddhist disciple, right? So, we have no grievances, why bother? Ant-like creatures, you protect them, it is useless to you, why bother?"

"Give them to me, and I owe you a favor."

The Yutie Army smiled brightly: "As for the old man outside the city, you really want to watch me kill him, right? Hehe, when I killed Yu Guao, that old bastard, you didn't stop me. I understand your heart!"

The Yutie Army put on a "transparent and clear" appearance of "the world's major events are in the heart", and looked at Lu Yu with a smile: "I understand what you are thinking...you bald people in the Buddhist kingdom, you can't see this. The offal of Qun Yu. You wish they could die... So, I will help you kill them all, you quit the Shenyin Dynasty and don't care about things here, okay?"

Lu Bi looked at the Nine Clans Annihilation Formation outside the city that had begun to emit dazzling light.

He sighed: "If you only kill people with the surname Yu..."

The Yutie Army hastily waved their hands: "It's not enough just to kill people with the surname Yu... I can not touch the people of your Buddhist kingdom, but those of the Shenyin Dynasty will all die!"

Lu Yu pondered for a long time: "What do you want to do?"

Yu Tiejun laughed lightly and said, "It's none of your business, why bother to ask?"

Lu Yu was silent again, and after a long time, he shook his head helplessly and sighed: "I'd love to hear that you want to kill these people surnamed Yu... But these common people, I'm sorry. As long as one of them is a follower of my Buddhist sect, I can't let you kill them." hurt a hair out of them."

The Yutie Army helplessly spread his arms: "It can be seen that you are also selfish... You are the only one who saved the Buddhist believers? However, this is also very troublesome... Hey! These lowly people, if they know that I will swallow you They, they will definitely worship and pray to you bald people wholeheartedly, and they will naturally become the "Buddhist believers" in your mouth, so I can't do anything."

Lu Yu nodded his head heavily, which is exactly the reason.

The Yutie Army raised his head, shook his head, looked at the red sun in the sky for a long time, and finally said softly: "In that case... Forget it, let me clean up those guys outside the city first. Bar?"

"I, I don't need to do anything to the people... I will do it to them sooner or later, but not today."

He smiled and looked at the figure of Yu Canglang on the top of the palace outside the city: "I will kill this old guy first, then kill his running dogs, eagle dogs, and then kill his blood descendants, and then, I will kill the old man." The Shenyin Dynasty... all the people with the surname Yu, and their loyal party members... Finally, let's use these common people as bargaining chips to fight?"

"This!" Lu Yu was a little distressed.

From the bottom of his heart, he was quite happy to see the Yutie army attack the Yu Canglang first, as well as the emperors, lords, lords, and nobles of the Shenyin Dynasty... Uh, what a pleasing thing to see in the nest ah?
In particular, this Yutie Army is a monster concocted by Yu Canglang himself.

But... The Yutie Army made it clear that he would do something to Yu Canglang and others, such as devouring them, so that his cultivation base would soar and his strength would increase by leaps and bounds. The final outcome?

If the Yutie army is allowed to act like this, Lu Yu may face an unrivaled troll in the future.

If the Yutie Army is cleaned up today, then, wouldn't it be helping the Yutie Army and the others to prevent disaster?

Lu Qi really didn't want to do this!

Lu Yan is also just a mortal, an ordinary person, he is very happy to see Yu Canglang, Yu Tiehu and others being backlashed by the Yutie Army, and seeing the entire Shenyin Dynasty being tossed and crumbled by the Yutie Army...

Get rid of the Yutie Army by yourself in advance?

Lu Yu's original heart...he hasn't cultivated to that level yet, he's not yet such a saint!
"Your mention really annoys me a little bit." Lu Ni sighed sincerely: "Little monk, I don't know how to make a choice... I shouldn't indulge you; but my intention is to indulge your."

Before Lu Bi made a final decision, the Yu Canglang outside the city had already made the decision for him.

Seeing that Yu Guao's last step of the secret method failed, and Yu Guao was directly swallowed by the Yutie army, Yu Canglang's heart sank inexplicably—this damned nine-son ghost father Xiaodu Luyuan magic secret really came from the source No, there is a lot of weirdness in it!
Fortunately, he experimented with his own children and grandchildren, and started practicing without directly obtaining the secret technique!
If he really directly started the sacrifice of this secret method... wouldn't he be like Yu Guao now, who was swallowed up by the refined Xiaodulu Yuanmo and directly turned into a cloud of blood mist?
The embarrassed Yu Canglang roared angrily.

It's not that he feels sorry for Yu Guao waiting for the death of his children and grandchildren... He has so many sons, grandchildren and great grandchildren, and he doesn't feel bad at all for the death or injury of [-] to [-].What annoyed him was that someone was obviously plotting against him in this secret technique. He had been shrewd all his life, but he was mercilessly tricked by someone!
Who is this person?

Is that '33'?
Or... no one else?

Countless thoughts flashed through Yu Canglang's mind, and he even wondered whether it was Yu Duanhu who discovered his "heart of disobedience" or whether Yu Dihu used tricks to allow himself to obtain this secret method and let himself take the initiative to fall into the trap ?

However, Yudianhu's personality is just like Ah Hu's, more than rough and unrestrained, but far less shrewd and sinister... Among the 36 former martial arts generals, the smartest, most clever, most shrewd, and most treacherous generals are obviously him. Wolf!
Therefore, Yudianhu can bring an army to kill him.

It's not the style of a fish crazy tiger to use such a meandering method to calculate oneself!

"It doesn't matter who is behind you... Yutie Army, do you think you can turn the world upside down?" Yu Canglang roared angrily, and waved his hand heavily: "Let's fight, massacre the city, take this rebellious little beast, and this Damn bald thieves, turn them into ashes together!"

Yu Canglang raised his head, and said in a very haggard voice: "The people of Mofeng City, all young and old, should be buried for Guao... How can I put it this way, he is also my Yu Canglang's own son!"

Lu Yu smiled and said nothing.

Now, you start to remember that these people are your own sons, grandsons, great-grandsons... and so on?

Monk Truth and a group of juniors were even more forthright, spitting heavily on the ground.

These guys are physically tyrannical, full of energy, spit out one mouthful, like a hundred and nine meteorites falling to the ground, "boom boom boom", on the streets of Mofeng City, they forcibly smashed open more than a hundred holes that were several miles deep. Big hole!

The Yutie Army smiled even more wickedly. He twisted his waist and stepped into the void step by step. His whole body released a viscous magic light like mud, sewage, and rotten meat paste, which made people hate and avoid it. Smiling, he walked towards the Nine Clans Extermination Formation outside the city.

The big formation suddenly rose.

The majestic power of the formation condensed into a huge ghost-headed guillotine in the void.On these large guillotines, there are faint patterns of lotus patterns wrapped in flames emerging.

As I said earlier, this so-called Nine Clans Annihilation Formation is the result of the infinite superposition of the most common minor three talents formation.The formation is crude and simple, and can even be described as 'rough and unrefined'.But under the auspices of 10,000+ array mages and nearly a million monks, supported by the majestic energy provided by countless fairy crystals, the single attack power of this large array is really powerful.

Yu Tiejun, who was walking slowly outside, froze suddenly.

He was instinctively afraid of the fluctuations of the formation.

He stopped in his tracks, carefully looked at the dazzling array stretching thousands of miles outside, and suddenly sighed softly: "As expected, they are all ignorant idiots... From Yu Guao to Yu Tiejun, And with so many Yu Family disciples, there isn't even a single one with even a little bit of transparency?"

"Tsk, I searched all the memories in my mind, but I couldn't find any useful information about the formation."

The Yutie Army patted his head lightly, and towards the Yu Canglang Faxiang above the palace, he said sincerely: "The descendants you educated are really a bunch of scum... You are really not a qualified elder. .So, for a creature like you, living between the heaven and the earth is simply a waste of the gift of the heaven and the earth... You shouldn't be alive."

Yu Canglang looked at the Yutie Army coldly, he didn't want to spend much time talking with the Yutie Army.

Obviously, the Yutie Army is no longer a human being!
He is no longer a human being, so why bother with him?
Yu Canglang's heart was full of frustration and annoyance... Such a powerful and wonderful secret method is actually a big pit!
Don't let him find the mastermind behind the scenes, otherwise this matter will never end!

Yu Canglang is furious.

Yu Tiejun laughed again, he turned his head, and blinked at Lu Yu: "Monk, what do you think of my supernatural powers?"

With a touch of the index finger of his right hand, a huge human-shaped hole was corroded by the turquoise magic light in the void in front of him.The Yutie Army howled strangely towards the hole: "Where are my blood relatives?"

Following the howling of the Yutie army, a large number of figures suddenly flew out of the hole in the human form.

In the city of Feilang County, the country of greedy wolves, a group of descendants of Yu Guao, who are related to Yu Guao by blood, totaled nearly 6000 people, all of whom were confused and flew out of the hole completely inexplicably. come out.

These people, men and women, some smelled of alcohol, obviously drinking and having fun in broad daylight; The indecent attitude is obviously practicing the mysterious knowledge of life...

The supernatural power of the Yutie Army is extremely strange, and those who fly out of the human-shaped hole are not only the descendants of Yu Guao, but also some people who are relatively close to them.

So, beside the young master who smelled of alcohol, Yingyingyanyan was arrested by dozens of people.

Beside the young master holding the painting scroll, there are actually a dozen 'literati' who are holding brushes and painting with ink... and more than two dozen male and female 'models' in revealing clothes!
Beside the shirtless uncle, there were seven or eight delicate and charming women with blushing skin and screaming hissing voices.

Beside the shirtless woman, there are several handsome faces and strong figures!

More than 6000 descendants of Yu's lonely bloodline, including people around them, were arrested, a total of nearly 40 men and women... None of them are doing serious things, everyone is eating, drinking, having fun, and being extravagant!
So many people suddenly appeared above Desert Wind City out of thin air, almost everyone hissed and exclaimed at the same time.

Just as Lu Bi's eyes were itching from the large white flesh, the Yutie Army had already let out a strange laugh, raised his nine arms, and snapped his fingers at the same time.

With a 'snap', the [-] Xu Yu's proud descendants all groaned, their bodies exploded into a cloud of blood, and then turned into nine uniform balls, which were swallowed by the Yutie Army with their mouths open. go down.

The Yutie Army grinned at Lu Yu, and flicked his fingers again.

　Today is the weekend, the end of the month, the end of the year, crossing 24 o'clock, it is a new week, a new month, a new year!
　　All bad things stay in the old year.

　　In the new year, open your arms and embrace all good people and things.

　　I wish you all a happy new year and auspicious new year's day!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)