Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 442 Who Are You Saying The Lens Is Blurred

Jiang Yun looked back and found that the person who patted his shoulder was a 1.6-meter-tall girl with a baby face and a white dress.

She was very cute and polite, and asked, "Uncle, why did you knock my mother out?"

"Does she hurt? When will she wake up and play hide-and-seek with me?"

Jiang Yun compared the looks and bones of the little girl and the woman in white, and they were indeed [-]% similar.

Wangtian, as soon as his mother was knocked out, his own daughter came to the door. How can I explain this poor way?

Wait, something is wrong, there should be no one in this building, where did this little girl come from?

Could it be that this is...

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, poor Taoist Jiang Yun, little strawberry layman is polite."

The little girl looked surprised, she blinked her big eyes, and asked curiously: "Master Taoist, how do you know my name?"

Jiang Yun laughed, pretending to be unfathomable and said: "The mountain people have their own tricks, so you don't have to go into it."

"Don't worry, your mother is fine. She wanted to jump off the building. Pindao knocked her out to save her. A doctor will come to treat her later."

Sitting next to Jiang Yun, Little Strawberry put her face on her hands, puffed her mouth, and agreed very much: "Oh, my mother seems to be in a daze."

"In these years, she wanted to jump off the building every day. If I hadn't watched her, the consequences would have been unimaginable."

"Master Dao, does your mother also like jumping off buildings?"

……

Jiang Yun and Little Strawberry are both acquainted, and they chatted quickly.

But in the footage of the drone, this scene looks very weird.

Because the drone did not capture the figure of Little Strawberry, in the live broadcast, only Jiang Yun was talking to himself and reaching out to touch something from time to time.

"Fuck me, what's wrong with the Taoist priest?"

"Every layman, don't panic. Please believe in science. There was miasma in the mortuary just now. The Taoist priest inhaled too much, so he had hallucinations."

"Yes, yes, this answer is very scientific, and it is really eloquent."

"I often walk by the river without getting my shoes wet. Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest has also been tricked."

"Beside the Taoist priest, the one sitting next to him is Sadako, right? 【Funny】"

"Hehehe, I seriously doubt that this is the Taoist priest directing and acting on his own."

"Director, director, where is the script, hurry up and show me your script!"

When the audience in the live broadcast room was discussing, the director of the program group was really anxious.

What happened in the hospital building was completely out of the script he expected.

Although there is no script for the second season of "Into Science", the development of this plot is more or less weird, and even Jiang Yun, the most powerful fighter, has been tricked.

After Zhao Bingbing hesitated for a long time, he made up his mind and called Jiang Yun to inquire about the situation.

For such a weird thing, it's better to ask clearly.

When Jiang Yun was chatting happily with Little Strawberry, the phone rang. He saw that it was Zhao Bingbing who called, so he hung up the phone decisively.

Afterwards, the phone calls continued, calling seven or eight times.

"Hey, Reporter Zhao, I have something to do with the poor, can you leave me alone?"

"Let the two of us sit on the top of the building to enjoy the wind and chat, thank you." Jiang Yun begged after receiving the call.

Zhao Bingbing looked at the live broadcast captured by the drone with a dazed look on his face, and asked, "Daoist Jiang, don't scare us."

"Both of you, aren't you the only one sitting there on the roof?"

"What kind of eyes do you have? It's obviously two..." Jiang Yun looked at Little Strawberry carefully, then smiled, and changed his words directly: "It's obviously the three of us!"

"Don't worry, Pindao's drone lens is a bit dirty, I didn't get a picture of the little strawberry, I just wipe it off."

The drone produced by the system is extremely intelligent, otherwise it would not be able to automatically track and shoot all day long.

It seemed to understand Jiang Yun's blame, and was taken aback for a moment, then the drone's lens turned and pointed directly at the moon in the sky.

The lens focuses, focuses, focuses again, then zooms in.

The moon gradually became clear in the lens, and the craters on it were clearly discernible.

The audience in the live broadcast room were all shocked by the superb performance of the drone.

"Is this the moon?"

"Tianwengou weakly asked, what brand of drone, how can it take such clear pictures?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "The Taoist priest's drone has a bone in the back of his head. This face is so slapped, it's so satisfying!"

"Fuck, I just said that the drone's lens is not clear, but this backhand can even take a clear picture of the moon's craters."

[Xiao Min]: "It's such a powerful drone. I don't know where the limit performance is. Can you shoot more clearly?"

"The big mother dragon is right. The performance of this drone is indeed a bit outrageous!"

The drone produced by the system may gradually lose itself in the loud noise.

His lens focused again, aimed at a quiet basin in the center of the moon, and took another high-definition shot.

Finally, the camera focused on a white flag planted in the basin, surrounded by scattered footprints and ruts.

When the audience was shocked by the magnificence of the craters on the surface of the moon, the white flag that suddenly appeared made everyone a little confused.

"Damn it, where is the white flag on the surface of the moon!"

"Good guy, this drone can be used as an astronomical telescope, and it is better than ordinary astronomical telescopes."

"Fellow daoists, do you think that white face looks familiar?"

"Hey, Taoist priest, don't tell me that the place where your drone is aiming is the sea of ​​tranquility on the moon, and that white flag is the flag that Yingjiang planted when he landed on the moon."

"If you don't understand, just ask, how did the Star-Spangled Banner turn into a white flag? Can someone explain it to you?"

"It's the same for me, who can explain to me, could it be who changed it?"

"Go into science, believe in science, the temperature difference on the surface of the moon is huge, and there is a wind of particles from the sun that keeps blowing, the color of the Stars and Stripes fades."

"Good guy, it turned into a white flag. Those who didn't know it thought it was the moon that the Gallic Rooster climbed back then."

"Damn it, why did it become a daily milk method again?"

Although the drone is highly intelligent and will express its dissatisfaction with actions, it will still carry out Jiang Yun's orders unconditionally.

After Jiang Yun took the drone back, he took out a bottle the size of eyedrops from his pocket, which contained some transparent liquid.

He poured some liquid on the lens and wiped it gently with his sleeve.

"Every layman, I bought this drone, and the poor have never maintained it, and the lens is so dirty, alas, sin, sin!"

Listening to Jiang Yun's confession, the audience had question marks all over their heads.

As expected of a monk, he really just opened his mouth.

The drone just took a picture of the moon, and even the relics of Yingjiang's moon landing were captured clearly. You actually said that his lens is blurred. How shameless is that?
In the live broadcast room, millions of people complained about Jiang Yun together.

Jiang Yun was unmoved. After wiping off the water marks on the lens, he released the drone.

The drone still took pictures of the roof, but this time, there were indeed three people on the roof.

(End of this chapter)