Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 465

The audience in the live broadcast room, everyone was still shocked by the content of Da Le Fu, and no one noticed the change in Jiang Yun's expression.

"Although the classical Chinese is not very good, you can still read [-]% of it. Patriarch Bai is awesome!"

"I took a look, my god, it shocked me for 800 years."

"My mother, why are the scales in ancient times so big? I feel that they are really good at playing."

"I just read the translation of the full text. It's really well written, the writing is brilliant, but it's a little sloppy."

"Help, I went to search, and it gave me a dumbfounded [crying]"

"The ancients were awesome at driving. The wheels flew to the ceiling of my house, and I didn't realize it."

"I think Da Le Fu's artistic level is very high, and it is worth reading. It is a good enlightenment book!"

【Sixteen Characters of Yin-Yang】: "Fellow Taoists, I'm sorry, I shouldn't be curious, but what he wrote is really good, if you haven't read it, don't read it."

Jiang Yun took the Da Le Fu, and after turning to the homepage, he couldn't help but blush when he saw four tiny characters.

Wangtian, isn't that trip that I wrote in this book when I was young?

Daoist Zhuge also saw where Jiang Yun's eyes rested, and he said with some distress: "This book used to be a taboo book, and there are very few surviving books."

"Back then, I got a copy by chance, but it was borrowed by some old friends. It was agreed, but I just couldn't read it. As a result, everyone of those few wrote comments on it."

"It's even more exaggerated. I even wrote about visiting here. I don't know how to take care of this private property!"

"By the way, kid, why are you blushing?"

Jiang Yun touched his nose, and said with a smirk: "It's okay, I'm too strong to drink, and it's easy to get on my face. I miss my master."

"Your master's dick...cough, if you miss your master, then drink a few more glasses, by the way, do you want to read this book?" Daoist Zhuge enthusiastically.

Jiang Yun waved his hand: "Thank you, Uncle Zhuge, friend, no, no, there is Tianyuan Taoist Temple!"

Daoist Zhuge sighed when he heard it, and put the book on the table.

Seeing this, the old fans in the live broadcast room immediately sighed.

"Daozhang, you don't have to watch it, we want to watch it!"

"I really want to know what is in the uncut version."

"Although I dare not, but I really want to see it."

"Who has the contact information of Daoist Zhuge, I want to add him as a friend [Angry]"

"When monks read novels, it's for self-cultivation, not for that. Please don't get me wrong."

Jiang Yun blushed, and after drinking a few more glasses of wine, he asked, "Uncle Zhuge, there is something that I have been puzzled over, can you tell me?"

"It's okay to say it straight."

"The miracle of the Su River next to the Du'e Taoist Temple is more or less a coincidence."

"The upstream warehouse leaks electricity, and the downstream will produce a slight electrical effect, which can be used to treat diseases."

"Nearby residents are easy to get angry, and there is a piece of rhubarb in the upper reaches. That piece of land is somewhat weird and cold, a bit like the soil of a plateau."

"Our program is "Into Science", can you tell us the reason for these two things?" Jiang Yun asked.

Zhuge Liuyun laughed loudly, then shook his head resolutely in denial, and said, "Boy, don't spout blood."

"My Taoist temple was built here just by coincidence. What kind of miracle is it? It also leaked electricity in the warehouse. The plateau soil grows rhubarb. I've never heard of it anyway."

"You have to believe in science, don't be like your master all day long, and be very suspicious."

Jiang Yun looked at Zhuge Liuyun, hesitated for a moment, and chose not to show his cards, but to bring up the topic.

At least it's still live broadcasting now, and it's still on someone else's territory. It's really easy to get into trouble if we continue to talk about this topic.

Why should monks embarrass monks? Who doesn't have a little shady secret?

The two looked at each other, both of them knew each other, and laughed out loud.

They got up, walked out of the gazebo, and wandered around the backyard of the Taoist temple.

Although the Taoist temple is complete with water and electricity, it is in the mountains after all. Even with street lights shining on it, the starry sky above is still extremely bright.

When the two were walking, they chatted about Shangguan Ningguang's life experience. That little girl, like Jiang Yun, was also an abandoned child.

But fortunately, although both eyes are congenitally blind, he has excellent cultivation talent, good personal conduct, and a gentle personality
Jiang Yun thought of the scene when Shangguan Ningguang was exchanging lessons with the Taoist priests of Du'e Taoist Temple, and shook his head secretly.

A 13-year-old girl, who can cultivate to this level, naturally has nothing to say about her cultivation talent, but to say that she has a good personality is a bit of nonsense, right?
The audience in the live broadcast room thought of the classic saying that my apprentice is blind, so he is weak, pitiful and helpless.

"Zhuge Daoist, you are enough!"

"A little girl who chases and beats more than 40 grown men is actually a gentle person. This sentence is somewhat ironic."

"Ah, yes, yes, because I was born blind, so I can't see the weak, pitiful and helpless opponent."

When the two returned to the gazebo, they found that the food and drink that hadn't been touched a few times had been almost ruined by the group of monkeys who sneaked out at some point.

Most of the monkeys ran away when they saw Daoist Zhuge, and soon disappeared.

The remaining three seemed to be drunk, with a drunken expression, they swayed in front of the two of them, and stretched out their hands confidently.

Daoist Zhuge was about to kick the three monkeys away when he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

The Da Lefu I put on the table disappeared, and there was a pile of yellowed paper scraps on the ground.

"The supreme treasure of this lord, Pohou, this group of Pomonkeys!" Zhuge Liuyun said through gritted teeth.

When Jiang Yun heard this, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, so he quickly stood in front of the three monkeys.

Although the three macaques are annoying, they are also serious national second-class protected animals. They can't move, really can't move.

"Boy, get out of the way for this deity!"

"Uncle Zhuge, don't be too hard on yourself. It's really not worth sending yourself in for those monkeys!" Jiang Yun tried to persuade him, but Zhuge Liuyun pushed him away.

The audience in the live broadcast room collectively mourned for the three monkeys.

Those three guys, they can't do anything, they insist on tearing up other people's treasures, isn't this pure courting death?
Zhuge Liuyun was not angry, he took out three sealed plastic packets from his pocket, and handed them to the three monkeys.

The three monkeys who caused trouble thought it was a snack, and after snatching it, they ran to the group of monkeys more than ten meters away.

They hid among the monkeys and tore open the plastic bag with their mouths. As a result, the monkeys exploded on the spot, and the three drunk monkeys vomited all over the floor.

Although it was more than ten meters away, there was still a faint smell that wafted over.

Jiang Yun was very curious. He had dealt with macaques since he was a child. This kind of macaques were very tough, and he had never seen them react like this.

"Boy, I will prepare more of these things for your Taoist temple in the future. It will be very useful for revenge against those monkeys." Daoist Zhuge took out a small plastic bag from his pocket and handed it to Jiang Yun.

(End of this chapter)