Chapter 468 It's Really Accurate
Jiang Yun recalled the scene when he first met Daoist Qingxu in the backyard of the Taoist temple last night.
Wangtian, that old guy, within two or three moves, fixed Daoist Gu in place and couldn't move. Is this the kind of person that the poor can offend?
The most important thing is that for people of this level, there were several people in Du'er Taoist Temple yesterday, but only one showed his face.
Why the roof of the Taoist temple does not shed leaves all the year round? That old guy is teaching the younger generation, but this reason, can you say?
Jiang Yun looked at Zhao Bingbing and said, "Reporter Zhao, this matter needs to be explained with science, and there is no way to use metaphysics."
"You are good at metaphysics, but you are good at science, so I can't help you with this matter, or you can find the reason yourself?"
"Should we start with the structure of the house, the climate of Yujing Mountain and the surrounding magnetic field environment?"
When Zhao Bingbing heard this, he felt reasonable.
She said confidently: "Jiang Daochang, what you said is actually quite good, why don't you understand science?"
"We will start from these three aspects, and we will definitely be able to find out the real reason, without your help!"
Jiang Yun secretly breathed a sigh of relief as he watched the staff of the program group leave.
He hugged Xiaobai, and when he went to the restaurant for dinner, he found that there were a lot of tourists today, and it seemed that the Du'e Taoist Temple was open.
Those forty or so quasi-taoists, although they were a little carefree during exercise, but at this time they were polite, well-dressed, and treated people with enthusiasm.
"If fellow Taoists can be like them, why worry about Taoism not flourishing!" Jiang Yun sighed after going to Sanqing Hall to burn incense.
The quasi-tao priests who were on duty in the temple became excited when they heard this, and their attitude towards tourists became a little more respectful.
When Jiang Yun left the Sanqing Palace, those people still stood up, and sent them off with a big gift: "My juniors, send off Master Jiang, the heavens and sun are mighty, and my Dao Qi will last forever!"
"Several people practice hard, whether to apprentice or not is only a matter of one thought."
"The heavens and sun are mighty, but my Dao Qi will last forever!" Jiang Yun turned his head and said encouragingly.
After he left the Sanqing Hall, he wandered around the Taoist temple, and soon at the market at the entrance, he saw Zhuge Liuyun who was setting up a fortune-telling stall.
In front of Daoist Zhuge's hexagram booth, there was a Tai Chi banner of Taoist magic fortunetelling at this time, and a small card with a hexagram of five yuan was placed on the table.
Next to the small card, there are still payment codes for Alipay and WeChat.
This price can be said to be conscientious, but no one will calculate it.
"Uncle Zhuge, as the master of one view, you don't need to set up a stall in person, right?" Jiang Yun asked with a smile.
Daoist Zhuge smiled calmly, and replied: "Boy, this deity is a hobby, you don't understand."
"Then from morning to now, how many divinations have you made?"
"Boy, are you here to smash the stall?" Daoist Zhuge looked at Jiang Yun very unhappy, and said helplessly, "It has been placed for two hours, and a hexagram has not been opened!"
"Alipay arrives, five yuan!"
Jiang Yun put away his mobile phone, sat opposite Taoist Zhuge, and said with a smile, "Then Uncle Zhuge, I'll send you an order, which is a good start."
"You boy, you know how to be a human being. You are much better than the [-] or so logs in my Taoist temple. Since you paid the money, you are a distinguished guest. Tell me, what do you want to ask?"
Jiang Yun looked at his palmistry and asked, "Uncle Zhuge, what can you see here?"
"Astronomy and geography, face and palm reading, international situation, past life, present life and future life, this deity knows a thing or two, so feel free to ask whatever you want." Daoist Zhuge said proudly, stroking his beard and squinting his eyes half-closed.
Jiang Yun was not polite, and asked about his past life directly.
After he finished speaking, Zhuge Liuyun made a calculation, and then fell into a long silence in front of the hexagram booth.
After half an hour.
Daoist Zhuge said in a deep voice: "Boy, your past, present and future lives are all foggy, you can't calculate it, and you don't know the way."
"You belong to intractable diseases, this old man belongs to the Huimin hexagram, take out the payment code, and this old man will refund you, go and go, don't make trouble!"
Jiang Yun: "emmmm"
The audience in the live broadcast room, they saw the great contrast in attitudes of Daoist Zhuge before and after, and they all laughed out loud.
However, many people also became very interested in Jiang Yun's Three Lives Three.
The Taoists who tell the divination are all experienced, even if they can't figure it out, they can just talk nonsense, right?
But the reality is that no matter whether it is Zhang Zhishun, Wudang Moyuan, or the current Zhuge Taoist, they can't figure it out without a prior confession.
"Hey, Daoist Priest's life experience may be really awesome!"
"I now seriously doubt that Jiang Daochang is the reincarnation of the Immortal Emperor, and the worst is the level of Emperor Zhenwu."
"Taoist, hug your thighs and stick them!"
"Let's put the facts aside, did these old Taoists really calculate something?"
[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "Dear friends, there are some things that I don't want to say."
Daoist Zhuge actually returned the five yuan to Jiang Yun.
The scene of the two of them quickly attracted the attention of a middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man was wearing a jacket. His figure was already fat, his head was beginning to go bald, and his body exuded a strong smell of disinfectant.
He waited for Jiang Yun to leave his seat, without further ado, he took out his mobile phone and left five yuan less.
"I've seen a lot of fortune-tellers collecting money, but this is the first time I've seen a money-changing stall."
"Old Taoist priest, I think you are an honest person. Show me your face today. I want to know my fate." The middle-aged man said.
Daoist Zhuge just raised his eyelids, glanced at it, and made a conclusion: "Your fate doesn't matter, it's a piece of shit!"
When the middle-aged man heard it, he said with a smirk: "Old Taoist priest, take a good look, do I look like I'm digging shit?"
"Little Daoist, you judge, isn't this old Daoist a shabby person?"
Jiang Yun shook his head and said, "It doesn't look like it, it really doesn't look like it."
He looked back at the drone camera and said, "Laymen, this is not to be judged by appearances."
"Pindao also made a fortune for this uncle. He is the one who picks up shit, and he can't be wrong."
The middle-aged man stood up and put his hand on the table. The veins on the back of his hand were bulging, and he looked like he would smash the stall at any time.
The pedestrians around began to get nervous.
Seeing that the situation was wrong, the audience in the live broadcast room also opened their mouths to persuade.
"Anyway, it's a money-collecting business, why do you speak like a curse?"
"This uncle, if you have something to say, don't do it!"
"No matter how I look at it, it looks like a civil servant, or at least a section chief. After all, he looks blessed."
"It turns out that fortune-telling can do calculations like this. I have decided that I will set up a stall tomorrow!"
"Set up a stall for fortune-telling, and earned 80 yuan in three days. Isn't this the way to get rich that the Taoist priest found?"
"How to make money, I'm not sure, cursed, my leg was broken, and I lost 80 yuan."
In the end, the middle-aged uncle did not open the stall. He sat back and said bitterly: "The two priests are really accurate. I am the deputy director of the anorectal department of a tertiary hospital."
"In layman's terms, they are people who pick up shit!"
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Yun recalled the scene when he first met Daoist Qingxu in the backyard of the Taoist temple last night.
Wangtian, that old guy, within two or three moves, fixed Daoist Gu in place and couldn't move. Is this the kind of person that the poor can offend?
The most important thing is that for people of this level, there were several people in Du'er Taoist Temple yesterday, but only one showed his face.
Why the roof of the Taoist temple does not shed leaves all the year round? That old guy is teaching the younger generation, but this reason, can you say?
Jiang Yun looked at Zhao Bingbing and said, "Reporter Zhao, this matter needs to be explained with science, and there is no way to use metaphysics."
"You are good at metaphysics, but you are good at science, so I can't help you with this matter, or you can find the reason yourself?"
"Should we start with the structure of the house, the climate of Yujing Mountain and the surrounding magnetic field environment?"
When Zhao Bingbing heard this, he felt reasonable.
She said confidently: "Jiang Daochang, what you said is actually quite good, why don't you understand science?"
"We will start from these three aspects, and we will definitely be able to find out the real reason, without your help!"
Jiang Yun secretly breathed a sigh of relief as he watched the staff of the program group leave.
He hugged Xiaobai, and when he went to the restaurant for dinner, he found that there were a lot of tourists today, and it seemed that the Du'e Taoist Temple was open.
Those forty or so quasi-taoists, although they were a little carefree during exercise, but at this time they were polite, well-dressed, and treated people with enthusiasm.
"If fellow Taoists can be like them, why worry about Taoism not flourishing!" Jiang Yun sighed after going to Sanqing Hall to burn incense.
The quasi-tao priests who were on duty in the temple became excited when they heard this, and their attitude towards tourists became a little more respectful.
When Jiang Yun left the Sanqing Palace, those people still stood up, and sent them off with a big gift: "My juniors, send off Master Jiang, the heavens and sun are mighty, and my Dao Qi will last forever!"
"Several people practice hard, whether to apprentice or not is only a matter of one thought."
"The heavens and sun are mighty, but my Dao Qi will last forever!" Jiang Yun turned his head and said encouragingly.
After he left the Sanqing Hall, he wandered around the Taoist temple, and soon at the market at the entrance, he saw Zhuge Liuyun who was setting up a fortune-telling stall.
In front of Daoist Zhuge's hexagram booth, there was a Tai Chi banner of Taoist magic fortunetelling at this time, and a small card with a hexagram of five yuan was placed on the table.
Next to the small card, there are still payment codes for Alipay and WeChat.
This price can be said to be conscientious, but no one will calculate it.
"Uncle Zhuge, as the master of one view, you don't need to set up a stall in person, right?" Jiang Yun asked with a smile.
Daoist Zhuge smiled calmly, and replied: "Boy, this deity is a hobby, you don't understand."
"Then from morning to now, how many divinations have you made?"
"Boy, are you here to smash the stall?" Daoist Zhuge looked at Jiang Yun very unhappy, and said helplessly, "It has been placed for two hours, and a hexagram has not been opened!"
"Alipay arrives, five yuan!"
Jiang Yun put away his mobile phone, sat opposite Taoist Zhuge, and said with a smile, "Then Uncle Zhuge, I'll send you an order, which is a good start."
"You boy, you know how to be a human being. You are much better than the [-] or so logs in my Taoist temple. Since you paid the money, you are a distinguished guest. Tell me, what do you want to ask?"
Jiang Yun looked at his palmistry and asked, "Uncle Zhuge, what can you see here?"
"Astronomy and geography, face and palm reading, international situation, past life, present life and future life, this deity knows a thing or two, so feel free to ask whatever you want." Daoist Zhuge said proudly, stroking his beard and squinting his eyes half-closed.
Jiang Yun was not polite, and asked about his past life directly.
After he finished speaking, Zhuge Liuyun made a calculation, and then fell into a long silence in front of the hexagram booth.
After half an hour.
Daoist Zhuge said in a deep voice: "Boy, your past, present and future lives are all foggy, you can't calculate it, and you don't know the way."
"You belong to intractable diseases, this old man belongs to the Huimin hexagram, take out the payment code, and this old man will refund you, go and go, don't make trouble!"
Jiang Yun: "emmmm"
The audience in the live broadcast room, they saw the great contrast in attitudes of Daoist Zhuge before and after, and they all laughed out loud.
However, many people also became very interested in Jiang Yun's Three Lives Three.
The Taoists who tell the divination are all experienced, even if they can't figure it out, they can just talk nonsense, right?
But the reality is that no matter whether it is Zhang Zhishun, Wudang Moyuan, or the current Zhuge Taoist, they can't figure it out without a prior confession.
"Hey, Daoist Priest's life experience may be really awesome!"
"I now seriously doubt that Jiang Daochang is the reincarnation of the Immortal Emperor, and the worst is the level of Emperor Zhenwu."
"Taoist, hug your thighs and stick them!"
"Let's put the facts aside, did these old Taoists really calculate something?"
[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "Dear friends, there are some things that I don't want to say."
Daoist Zhuge actually returned the five yuan to Jiang Yun.
The scene of the two of them quickly attracted the attention of a middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man was wearing a jacket. His figure was already fat, his head was beginning to go bald, and his body exuded a strong smell of disinfectant.
He waited for Jiang Yun to leave his seat, without further ado, he took out his mobile phone and left five yuan less.
"I've seen a lot of fortune-tellers collecting money, but this is the first time I've seen a money-changing stall."
"Old Taoist priest, I think you are an honest person. Show me your face today. I want to know my fate." The middle-aged man said.
Daoist Zhuge just raised his eyelids, glanced at it, and made a conclusion: "Your fate doesn't matter, it's a piece of shit!"
When the middle-aged man heard it, he said with a smirk: "Old Taoist priest, take a good look, do I look like I'm digging shit?"
"Little Daoist, you judge, isn't this old Daoist a shabby person?"
Jiang Yun shook his head and said, "It doesn't look like it, it really doesn't look like it."
He looked back at the drone camera and said, "Laymen, this is not to be judged by appearances."
"Pindao also made a fortune for this uncle. He is the one who picks up shit, and he can't be wrong."
The middle-aged man stood up and put his hand on the table. The veins on the back of his hand were bulging, and he looked like he would smash the stall at any time.
The pedestrians around began to get nervous.
Seeing that the situation was wrong, the audience in the live broadcast room also opened their mouths to persuade.
"Anyway, it's a money-collecting business, why do you speak like a curse?"
"This uncle, if you have something to say, don't do it!"
"No matter how I look at it, it looks like a civil servant, or at least a section chief. After all, he looks blessed."
"It turns out that fortune-telling can do calculations like this. I have decided that I will set up a stall tomorrow!"
"Set up a stall for fortune-telling, and earned 80 yuan in three days. Isn't this the way to get rich that the Taoist priest found?"
"How to make money, I'm not sure, cursed, my leg was broken, and I lost 80 yuan."
In the end, the middle-aged uncle did not open the stall. He sat back and said bitterly: "The two priests are really accurate. I am the deputy director of the anorectal department of a tertiary hospital."
"In layman's terms, they are people who pick up shit!"
(End of this chapter)
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