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Chapter 1106: The Ex Has a Strategy
Chapter 1106: The Ex Has a Strategy
"Ding, the random script "Ex-boyfriend Strategy" is opened, and the group performance system has been loaded."
Zhao Wuji was awakened by a pungent smell mixed with alcohol, perfume and vomit.
“Cut! The drunk guy in the third row of the background, I’m talking to you! Can you act like a human being?!”
A dazzling spotlight shone directly on his face. Zhao Wuji subconsciously raised his hand to block it, but found that there was a plastic electronic watch on his wrist. The dial was flashing a countdown: [719:59:48].
“Am I in the script?”
Memories of my past life came flooding back. Last night, I was lying on my sofa at home rewatching "The Ex-Files". When I saw Meng Yun getting drunk at Luo Xi's wedding, I left a comment: "The scumbag deserves to be single for life."
"Extras, take your positions! Action!"
As the clapperboard snapped shut, Zhao Wuji shuddered. He was standing in a bar with ambiguous lighting, surrounded by extras swaying to the music, and in a booth five meters away, Zheng Kai, with his slicked-back hair, was flirting with a heavily made-up girl.
"Yu Fei? That's Zheng Kai?" Zhao Wuji pinched his thigh hard, grimacing in pain. The electronic watch suddenly vibrated, and a holographic projection popped up on the dial:
[Host cognitive awakening detected]
[Current world: "Ex-Files" movie universe]
[Identity: Bar extra #037 (no lines)]
【回归条件:1.剧情自然结束 2.累计赚取1,000,000元】
[Warning: Any behavior that may change the main storyline is prohibited]
The projection finally turned into eight large bloody characters: [Violators will be killed].
"What the hell are you talking about?" Zhao Wuji was about to curse when he was suddenly hit hard on the back of his head. He turned around and saw the stagehand holding a paper roll made of the script: "What are you daydreaming about! You are a drunk customer now, shake it up!"
The music suddenly exploded, and Zhao Wuji was forced to follow the crowd's mechanical movement. The electronic watch continued to vibrate:
[Today's pay: 200 yuan (20% tax deducted)]
[Current account: 36.8 yuan (including yesterday's balance)]
[Plot time remaining: 30 days]
"Earn a million in 30 days?" Zhao Wuji almost bit his tongue. He stole a glance at the main table - Meng Yun, played by Han Geng, was pouring wine for Xia Lu, played by Yao Xingtong. According to the plot, this should be the first encounter between the two.
A bold idea came to mind. Zhao Wuji staggered a few steps under the pretense of being "drunk" and pretended to accidentally bump into Meng Yun's chair.
“No.”
Before he could finish his words, the whole world suddenly stopped. The electronic watch flashed red wildly:
【OOC behavior detected! 】
[Contact with the main character will lead to a butterfly effect! ] [Execute the correction procedure! ]
Zhao Wuji was horrified to find himself automatically retreating like a puppet, while Meng Yun turned his head strangely to the stagehand: "Director Zhang, the extras here are too crowded." The stagehand immediately nodded and bowed: "Adjust it immediately!" Then he dragged Zhao Wuji to the last row.
"New here, right?" The acne-stained extra next to him whispered, "How dare you take advantage of Meng Yun's performance? Didn't you see the look in Brother Wang's eyes just now?"
Before Zhao Wuji could recover from the strangeness, a new message popped up on his electronic watch:
[Violation penalty: deduction of 500 yuan]
[Current account: -463.2 yuan]
[Special reminder: Survival mode will be activated when in debt (basic daily consumption is 100 yuan)]
"What the hell is survival mode? This extra system thinks it is the main system. I won't load you next time."
As if in response to his question, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach. When Zhao Wuji bent over and retched, the acne-scarred extras handed him a half-bottle of mineral water: "Have you got low blood sugar? The crew's lunch boxes won't be ready until 2 a.m."
Zhao Wuji took the bottle and found the label printed with "Taobao special price: 0.5 yuan/bottle". Electronic table updated in due time:
[Mineral water is worth 1.5 yuan (world price coefficient 1.5x)]
[Debt interest: daily interest rate 10%]
"This is fucking loan sharking!" Zhao Wuji finally couldn't hold back and yelled, only to be hit on the head with a paper tube by the stage staff: "How many times has this happened?! Do you want me to give you a separate radio?!"
At 573.2 a.m., Zhao Wuji curled up on a plastic chair in the extras' lounge. The electronic watch showed that his debt had rolled up to yuan, and his "remuneration" would not be settled until three days later. The acne-scarred extra, Lao Liu, was using a lighter to warm up his cold lunch box: "Brother, do you want to share a room? It's a small hotel next to the film and television city, yuan a night."
Just as Zhao Wuji was about to agree, his electronic watch suddenly vibrated:
[Social behavior detected]
[Analysis: The extras will leave the group in three days due to food poisoning]
【Suggestion: Keep your distance】
".I slept on the set." Zhao Wuji turned stiffly and heard Lao Liu muttering behind him: "Another fool who wants to save money."
In the storage room, Zhao Wuji built a nest for himself using the costumes from the dressing room. The electronic watch emitted a faint blue light in the darkness:
[Survival Tips: Shooting the "Nightclub Carnival" scene tomorrow]
[Danger point: 10:23 am, stand will collapse]
[Suggested position: southeast corner of the dance floor (safe area)]
Zhao Wuji stared at the message and suddenly grinned. He fumbled in his costume pocket to take out the half-broken eyeliner that the makeup artist had dropped, and wrote on his arm:
"I can't change the plot, but I can't say I can't save myself."
Outside the window, the searchlights from the film and television studio swept across the sky, casting his shadow on the wall like a bug trapped in amber.
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