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Chapter 1112 Movie Stability Maintenance Bureau
Zhao Wuji stood in front of the casting director, beads of cold sweat oozing from his forehead.

"Are you sure you want to take this special offer?" The director flipped through the script, smiling, "For the scene where Meng Yun grabs the bouquet, we need a 'unlucky guy who gets knocked away.'"

"I'm good at wrestling," Zhao Wuji said with a twisted smile, "and I'm not afraid of pain."

The director suddenly threw the script on the table and said, "It's you! The salary is 20,000, but you have to sign a waiver agreement."

The terms of the agreement cast a bloody warning on the electronic table:
[Dangerous action: Falling from a 3-meter high platform]

[System calculation: Host survival rate 72.3%]

[Suggestion: Enable "Pain Shield" (Remaining time: 47 minutes)]

After Zhao Wuji signed, he found that the director was staring at his wrist: "This electronic watch is quite unique, isn't it?"

“It’s waterproof,” he covered his face subconsciously, “for shooting rain scenes.”

The setting of the wedding scene was absurdly luxurious—roses were laid out as carpets, and the champagne tower was two stories high. Zhao Wuji was assigned to stand behind the bride, Luo Xi, to make sure Meng Yun "accidentally" fell when she tried to grab the bouquet.

"Listen," the action director pulled him by the collar, "Meng Yun will hit the champagne tower. You will be scratched by the flying glass first, and then fall down the stairs."

Zhao Wuji swallowed his saliva: "Real glass?"

"What else?" The instructor sneered, "The employer requires 'absolute truth'."

The electronic watch suddenly vibrates: [Murder-level shooting request detected]

Before he could react, the field staff had already stuffed twenty blood bags into his suit: "Remember, when you fall, you have to scream as if you were run over by a car."

Five minutes before the filming started, Zhao Wuji hid in the bathroom and activated the "pain shield".

【Function Activation】

【Side effects: loss of taste (remaining: 89%)】

He bit the tip of his tongue to test it - and sure enough, he felt nothing.

When they returned to the set, Meng Yun was acting opposite Xia Lu. According to the plot, Xia Lu should have been "broken up" by now, but she came to the wedding to make a scene. But Zhao Wuji noticed that Yao's eyes were not on Han Geng at all, but were fixed on the pile of champagne glasses.

“Action!”

Meng Yun staggered onto the stage, knocking over the champagne tower, and Zhao Wuji pounced on the bouquet according to the script.

Wow!

Real glass fragments cut his cheek, and blood smeared on his suit, exploding brilliant red. When he fell down the stairs, he heard his spine "click" as it could not bear the weight.

"Cut! Perfect!" the director cheered. "This guy fell like a murder scene!"

Zhao Wuji tried to get up, but found that his legs were numb. The electronic watch flashed wildly:

Pain Shield Overload

[Under emergency repair...]

[Side effect upgrade: loss of tactile sensation (remaining: 63%)]

The stage manager dragged him in front of the monitor like a dead dog: "Look how photogenic you are!"

On the screen, his distorted face was captured in every detail, with even a slow-motion close-up of a piece of glass stuck next to his eyeball.

"More money," Zhao Wuji heard his own hoarse voice, "This segment is worth 100,000." The producer personally handed over the contract: "Tomorrow we will shoot the hospital scene, and you will play the role of 'the passerby who fell into a vegetable'."

“Pay?”

"Fifty thousand, just lie in bed and don't move."

After Zhao Wuji signed, the spreadsheet was updated:

【Account balance: +100 yuan】

[Actual purchasing power: about 45 yuan (price coefficient 454x)]

[Warning: Loss of tactile sensation by 70% will affect respiratory function]

As he left on crutches, he heard the makeup artists chatting:
"Has Xia Lu really been sent to a mental hospital?"

"Hush, it was said that she was too immersed in the role and insisted that she was pregnant..."

The crutches suddenly slipped, and Zhao Wuji fell heavily in the corridor. But this time, he didn't even feel the pain.

Late at night, Zhao Wuji used the newly deposited 100,000 yuan to hack into the crew system and retrieved the original script.

Scene 108: Xia Lu sits at the door of the obstetrics and gynecology department with two bars on the pregnancy test stick.

After deletion and modification: Xia Lu smiled and blessed Meng Yun and Luo Qian in the coffee shop.

The computer suddenly blue screened, and the electronic watch popped up the ultimate warning:

[Host touches the core rules of the world]

[Ultimatum: Stop the investigation immediately, or you will be forced to cancel your registration]

Zhao Wu turned off the computer and fished out the second CD given by Lao Wang from under the bed - the unreleased documentary "Ex-Files".

The moment the play button was pressed, sparks burst from the circuits throughout the room.

In the shaking camera, Xia Lu faced the camera without makeup:
“They deleted all the real scenes…” She held up the medical records. “After the miscarriage, Meng Yun said, ‘This is better for my career.’”

The director roared from outside the screen: "This clip must not be leaked! What we are selling is an urban light comedy!"

The documentary suddenly jumps to the wrap party, where a drunk Han Geng hugs Zheng Kai and mutters:
“In fact, the original ending was better…but the investors said that the audience doesn’t like to see reality.”

The disc finally freezes on a line of small words:
“The movie is fake, but Xia Lu’s tears are real.”

The electronic watch completely froze at this moment, and a spider-web-like crack appeared on the screen.

When Zhao Wuji tried to pry open the electronic watch with a screwdriver, the door was kicked open.

Three men in black rushed in with guns: "Mr. Zhao, please come with us."

"who are you?"

"Film Stability Maintenance Bureau," the other party showed his ID, "You are suspected of destroying the balance of the world line of "Ex-Files"."

Zhao Wuji laughed, "This broken system actually has a law enforcement force."

Before being escorted into the black van, he caught a glimpse of the new advertisement at the convenience store entrance:
"Special coffins for extras, 7% off for pre-sale!"

"Fuck me"