My Siheyuan Shelter

Chapter 795 The Toad

Time soon came to the end of June.

In a few days it will be summer vacation.

After school, Er Bao secretly found the captain, the counselor of their class, with a gift in his pocket.

The internship unit with his girlfriend has been confirmed, and he also wants to transfer there with him so that he can spend more time together. Right now, he can only ask a counselor for help.

"Dong dong dong..."

"Come in."

"Captain, do you have time now?"

Erbao asked with a straight face.

The counselor raised his head and glanced at Erbao, and immediately said in a bad mood: "Summer vacation is coming soon, I said, student Xu Wanshang, you will not ask for leave again, right? You are the only student with dozens of students in our class, and you have a lot of things to do."

"It's not a leave of absence this time."

"Tell me, what's the matter with me?"

Er Bao didn't answer, but took out four cans of meat from his arms in succession.

"Captain, it's going to be a holiday soon. I still have some canned food left. It's a pity to throw it away. I finally think about it and give it to you."

"Throw it away? Only you dare to say such a thing."

The counselor couldn't help but tease.

"Captain, I'll put the can here first..."

Er Bao quickly pulled up the zipper of his jacket.

The counselor immediately waved his hand: "Don't play the same game with me, take the things away quickly, I am not responsible for losing them, and you can't afford to pay if you sell me."

"Look at what you said, am I that kind of person?"

"If you have something to say, don't talk about it."

"Hey, I really have a small question to ask, has the internship unit of our class been confirmed?"

"Come down, why are you asking this?"

The counselor picked up a can on the table, but it was a pity that it was all in English, but fortunately there was a chicken printed under the text, so it was not difficult to guess.

"I want to know where I've been assigned?"

"wait a moment."

The counselor took out a document from the bookcase, flipped through it casually, and soon got the answer:
"Your luck is good, you were assigned to the Surry Hills branch, which is close to the city center and where the city government is located. There are not so many messy things to worry about."

Er Bao carefully probed: "Captain, can I change places?"

"Hey, what are you thinking, kid?"

"I want to go to the Wuyishan Road branch office. It's close to my home and it's more convenient to go home."

"If I remember correctly, your home should be in the Dover Heights area? Did you move? Also, you all live in the police dormitory during your internship. Why do you go home?"

The counselor immediately exposed the other party's lies.

When student Xu first entered school, someone above specially greeted him and asked him to take care of him as much as possible, so he carefully studied the other party's file.

Although I didn't find something tricky, I kept the general information in my heart, so I was able to find something wrong in the first place.

Er Bao scratched his head: "Is there a reason to go home?"

"Tell me the truth, so I can help you find a way." The counselor reminded.

If something goes wrong, he doesn't want to take responsibility.

Today's young people are very courageous.

Many teenagers aged [-] or [-] dared to go to the Philippines as soon as they graduated from middle school.

Erbao hesitated for a moment, but finally chose to confess: "Captain, my girlfriend has been assigned to the Wuyishan branch, I want to go and accompany her."

"Since when did your kid fall in love?"

The counselor wondered.

"We've only been talking for less than two months."

"Don't you be so courageous, have you forgotten the school rules?"

Erbao grinned: "My fair lady, a gentleman is so good, you can't blame me for this."

"It's not from our class, is it?"

"That's not true. She is a social work major and a sophomore like me."

"Don't hide it, just say the name?"

"Xie Dailin."

The counselor raised his brows slightly: "It turns out that you're a graduate of the Department of Public Administration. You have a good eye, and you're quick to strike."

"Captain, do you see this?"

"I can't answer you now, you go back and wait for the news!"

The counselor waved.

He is not very familiar with the Wuyishan Road branch, so he needs to inquire about it before making a decision. If there is a risk in it, don't expect him to help.

"Captain, it's Wuyishan Road Sub-bureau, don't get confused."

Before going out, Er Bao did not forget to remind.

"Wait a minute, take the can back."

"The cans that are about to expire, please throw them away for me!"

After Er Bao finished speaking, he had already left the office.

The counselor shook his head secretly. Although he could not understand English very well, the date of production was clear at a glance.

【2032.1.28——2082.1.28】

This is probably the legendary doomsday can!

And it's the most valuable canned meat.

Take it out and exchange it for dozens of catties of rations, at least this year, you don't have to worry about being hungry.

……

Coming out of the counselor's office, Erbao immediately ran to the cafeteria. Don't be in a hurry, his girlfriend is still waiting for him to eat together!

"Why are you here now?"

Erbao panted heavily: "I just went to our captain, and with my solid tongue, he finally agreed to help me transfer to the Wuyishan Road branch."

"Really?"

Xie Dailin was pleasantly surprised.

"Then there are fakes? I, Xu Wanshang, can do anything."

Er Bao patted his chest and said proudly.

"Don't be poor, hurry up and eat!"

Xie Dailin handed over her boyfriend's dinner plate.

Her boyfriend has helped their family so much, she can't do much, only these small things within her power, such as cooking and washing clothes.

Er Bao took the plate and immediately fell down:
"Why is it stewed radish and steamed pumpkin again? Can't we change it to something else?"

"It's good to have a stutter, why don't you choose? Didn't you see the news? There is a famine all over the world, especially in the Tianzhu Peninsula and the Europa region. It is said that millions of people died. It's terrible."

Xie Dailin took a bite of baguette and a bite of white radish, eating with relish.

"Oh, I wish I had summer vacation tomorrow."

Er Bao ate his dinner with a painful face.

There are many people in the school, and only when he arrives at the internship unit, he has the opportunity to bring his girlfriend to have a small cooking together.

"This is for you, you boys have a big appetite."

Xie Dailin gave her boyfriend the only two small pieces of pumpkin. The sweetness of the pumpkin is a dish that the students like very much.

Er Bao took a bite of the pumpkin, frowned and said:
"The steamed pumpkin meat is too rotten, and there is still a strange smell. It must have been left for too long, and it must have been spoiled."

After speaking, he threw all the pumpkins aside.

"If you don't eat, give it back to me."

Xie Dailin felt distressed.

Erbao hurriedly stopped him and said, "Don't eat it, it won't be worth it if you spoil your stomach."

"If you don't eat it, throw it away? Is this a human word? Are you afraid of thunder?"

Xie Dailin carefully put all the pumpkins on her dinner plate.

"Can't I eat it?"

Er Bao picked up the pumpkins one by one.

I am in good health and not afraid of diarrhea, but my girlfriend is different. I don't have much flesh on my body at all, and it hurts when I hug it. It can't be made up in a day or two.

After dinner, the two walked around the campus holding hands.

Along the way, people kept pointing and pointing at the two of them, and everyone was amazed at Xu's shit luck, he actually caught up with Xie Xihua.

Is there any reason for this?

Seeing this, Er Bao couldn't help laughing at himself:
"It turns out that in everyone's mind, I'm actually a complete toad!"

"What's wrong with a toad?" Xie Dailin said playfully, "You have eaten my white swan into your mouth. You should be proud. You have fulfilled the long-cherished wish of the toad clan for thousands of years."

"You said it yourself, I want to eat meat."

Er Bao made a gesture and threw himself at his girlfriend.

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(End of this chapter)