Three Kingdoms: From Yinlin to Great Wei Xiongzhu
Chapter 137 Lu Yu Practices Medicine, Specializing in Kidney Deficiency
Chapter 137 Lu Yu Practices Medicine, Specializing in Kidney Deficiency
The oil workshop was established...
Because of Wei Lao's vigorous promotion, on the [-]th, the streets and alleys of Yanzhou were filled with the smell of oil, and along with it, there were also big iron pots for sale.
Speaking of which, Wei Hong is worthy of being the richest man in Chenliu. His business is spread all over Yanzhou. His shops, restaurants, and pawnshops are opened in almost every county and county in Yanzhou, and even many densely populated villages have his branches.
It is also very simple to popularize and promote this oil and large iron pot.
Stir-fried vegetables... Stir-fried vegetables in public, scrambled eggs with leeks, fried bacon with leeks, fried chicken, fried venison... as the saying goes, everything can be fried!
Naturally, these things will not bother the chefs in Wei's restaurant, of course... As the number of stir-fried dishes increases, they find out.
It seems... not only leeks and bacon can be fried...in fact, anything can be fried, as long as it is vegetables, as long as it is meat... After a while in this oil pan, the rich and tangy aroma will make you intoxicated!
In addition, there is fried fish... At first, it was all fried fish, but later, chefs from all walks of life used their imaginations, meat and vegetables, all joined the ranks of fried fish!
There are two completely different tastes if the ingredients are over-oiled or not-oiled... as long as they are fried for a while, they will be very fragrant.
Chefs from various counties and counties have developed more than 20 kinds of stir-fried dishes and more than 50 kinds of ingredients that can be fried in just 20 days...
Dip it in the sauce, take a bite, it's delicious!
Gradually, they also invented more high-end stir-frying methods, such as...fry first and then boil, first fry and then boil, first fry and then stir-fry, etc. The original soup has a lot of fat, and it suddenly becomes fragrant, making it more delicious. People move their index fingers!
The key is that the oil and the big iron pot are not expensive. Lu Yu and Wei Hong discussed it again and again. The iron pot is considered to be a cheap price. We must ensure that more people use this thing. Of course, this is a trap, as long as you use it...
They can't live without oil!
The so-called seven things to open the door - firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea!
As for the profit of oil, Wei Hong insisted on setting it higher: double!
In his opinion, this thing will become hard currency in the future, and with the energy of several of his partners, it is not difficult to monopolize this business in Yanzhou and Xuzhou.
It looks like oil, but it is actually a mountain of gold!
Feeling that the clans and common people in the market are rushing for big iron pots and oil, the daily supply is in short supply, which almost makes Zhuge Jun and the oil workshop go hand in hand...
For a moment, Lu Yu had an illusion that this thing can make money faster than tomb robbers, right?
Finally...it's time to share the spoils...ahh, it's time for the dividends.
Wei Hong sent people to Cai's mansion to deliver four boxes of gold, equivalent to several million five baht.
"Master Lu, look... this is [-]% of the income!" Wei Hong explained. "My [-]% has been deducted, and these include your [-]%, Yuan Rang's [-]%, Zihe's [-]%, and Wen Ruo's [-]%!"
The reason why Wei Hong said that...
It is because the revenue share is agreed before, after all the operating costs are put aside.
Lu Yu accounted for [-]% of the income from oil and iron pans, Wei Hong accounted for [-]%, Xiahou Dun, Xun Yu, and Cao Chun each accounted for [-]%.
Of course, Wei Hong settled the bill, and Wei Hong collected the money. It's hard to say whether there is any water in the middle, after all, there is no business without evil.
But...Even so, the four boxes of gold placed in front of Lu Yu still dazzle...
Even though I knew it was brass, but if these were converted into five baht coins, even 50% would be enough to offset the [-] invested by Xun Yu, Xiahou Dun, and Cao Chun!
It's really a lot of money...
At this moment, Lu Yu felt it personally, monopolizing the market is simply too cool!
Of course, Lu Yu is not the kind of person who has never seen the world, he is very calm.
"Old Lao Wei, please help me... Take [-]% of the money and send it to General Cao Chun and Xun Sima..." Lu Yu said loudly.
This... Wei Hong rolled his eyes. "Mr. Lu recruited them to join the gang just to make money from the world. If so, wouldn't it be better to send them off in person?"
"Next time... I've been very busy recently." Lu Yu waved his hand. "This time, I'll just deliver it to General Xiahou myself."
Opportunities abound...
There are three reasons why I only pick Xiahoudun this time, the first...Xiahoudun has the thickest thighs among the three of them, so of course we should get closer if we have the chance;
Secondly... Xiahou Dun still owes Lu Yu [-] locusts!
Of course, it's not spring yet, and the number is scarce...it's not easy to catch, but...Lu Yu has to remind General Xiahou!
According to Lu Yu's idea, these [-] locusts are very important if he wants to spread the knowledge that locusts can be eaten to the common people and soldiers!
In addition, the third point is that Lu Yu has not yet received the money invested by Xiahoudun. Under such a big premise, is it enough to give him a dividend first? Is this behavior enough?After all, Xiahou Dun is a strong man, so he must be moved too?
After all... What Lu Yu wants is human sophistication, touching... is very important.
"Giving money is a good job. Since Mr. Lu asked me to be such a good person, I won't postpone it..."
Wei Hong waved his hand. "It just so happens that Yuan Rang's family is going to have a happy event recently. He has always been poor and lacks the money for his son's marriage. Your trip is just in time!"
Hey... Son getting married?
I almost forgot about this, Cao Mu is getting married.
But... Having said that, it seems that she hasn't restrained herself much during this time!
I still come to Cai Mansion early in the morning every day, and only go back in the evening, and I still stay at the furnace all day long...drenched all over.
This... Lu Yu wondered, would Xiahoudun mind if she always ran towards her?
Do you think that he, Lu Yu, is the old king next door?
...
...
In Xiahou Mansion, the sky is already dark.
It stands to reason that he was going to sleep at this time, so he shouldn't bother him, but... Lu Yu thought he was sending money, so he decided to give Xiahou Dun a surprise at night.
Getting off the carriage, Lu Yu ordered someone to move half a box of gold into it.
A normal mansion would have a gatekeeper to report to the master, but Xiahoudun's family was too poor to even have a gatekeeper. How could this look like his son was about to marry Cao Cao's daughter?
I'm a little shivering...
If it hadn't been confirmed again and again, Lu Yu would have suspected that he came from a poor family.
It seems that Xiahou Dun's poverty recorded in the history books is true. The main reason is that he distributed all the money to his brothers. Lu Yu admired this spirit of breaking away from vulgar interests.
But, he thought, he would never be able to do it in his life.
Just like that, Lu Yu led a group of servants into the room...
"Master Lu..." a voice stopped him...
Lu Yu turned around and saw that it was Xia Houlian...
When Xiahou Dun was kidnapped in Puyang City in the past, Lu Yu and Xiahou Lian met once. He is Xiahou Dun's younger brother. It seems that he also lives here. Sure enough... Xiahou's family is really poor, and the two brothers live together .
"General Xiahou, long time no see..." Lu Yu waved at Xiahou Lian as a greeting.
Xia Houlian replied with a smile. "I don't know what's important for Mr. Lu to visit so late!"
"Where's your elder brother?" Lu Yu pointed to the box behind him. "Today, my son brought him a box of surprises..."
Xia Houlian looked over, the box was closed, and he didn't know what was hidden inside...
Immediately disappointed.
"Mr. Lu, ah...it's a coincidence." Xia Houlian pointed to the room behind him. "My elder brother just entered my concubine's room, just now...almost at the same time as Mr. Lu entered the door."
Xia Houlian especially emphasized the two words "little concubine" and "just now", and he turned sideways, the meaning was obvious.
His eldest brother Xiahou Dun is going to do some "shameful" things with his concubine, so I'm afraid it won't be good to see him tonight...
"Oh..." Lu Yu looked up at the pavilion with great interest, thinking in his heart, it's really a coincidence... But, to be able to be a concubine in such a poor mansion, must this concubine be true love, right?
"It seems that it's really a coincidence to come here!" Lu Yu spread his hands, quite helplessly.
Sending money is a good thing...
But it would be bad to disturb Xiahoudun doing something shameful, if there is something wrong with him...then it's not clear what happened.
"Yeah... But, if Mr. Lu can wait for a while... there is still a chance to wait for my elder brother to come out..."
Xia Houlian reminded: "My elder brother has been used to sleeping alone since he was a child, and this concubine's room is just... Hehe, Mr. Lu is not young anymore, so he naturally understands it! He will come out naturally when he is ready."
It is so...
Lu Yu rolled his eyes and murmured in his heart that Xiahou Dun still had this habit.
Sleeping alone, then this concubine's house is equivalent to a kiln. If you want to come...you can leave after you feel comfortable. The only difference is that there is no need to ask for money, and the whole process is free...!
"Cough cough..." With a light cough, the imaginative picture is too easy for people to imagine... Lu Yu said with emotion. "It's a pity that General Xiahou just went in... I'm afraid we'll have to wait for a long time!"
Lu Yu murmured in his heart, Xiahoudun was so fierce on the battlefield, and he pulled out the eyeball of the arrow and swallowed it. He must be in good health, and it must take a long time?
When is this going to happen?Do you want to... go first?
The stall I'm thinking about...
"crunch"
Right in front of Lu Yu's eyes, the door of this house opened, and from it... Xiahou Dun walked out with a happy face, his face was radiant but there was a little deepness between his brows, he looked like a man "Sage" moment" look.
Lu Yu was overjoyed at first, but it didn't come in vain...he waited.
But after thinking about it again... isn't it?Something seems wrong!
Wait...Xiahoulian said that when Lu Yu entered the mansion...Xiahoudun only entered the concubine's room, and it took only a hundred breaths for Lu Yu to come here. Lasted less than 2 minutes?
Uh... 2 minutes?
With a "gudong", Lu Yu spit and swallowed it into his stomach, 2 minutes?No, no, no... To be precise, it is 40 minute and [-] seconds, if you count the time for undressing, chatting, and dressing time
...Then...Xiahoudun only has ten seconds left?
Or... the real man in five seconds?
be nice...
Lu Yu felt that he had opened the door to a new world about Xiahoudun. What a big contrast. The fierce Xiahoudun on the battlefield was actually a five-second man?this…
Of course, at this moment... In addition to Lu Yu's surprised expression, Xia Houlian's expression is also very surprised. Obviously... he doesn't often guard the door of the eldest brother and concubine's room, this time is just a coincidence.
It's just...he was also very surprised. This time, big brother...ah no, it's the big brother's time so fast!
"Hey, why is Lu Gongcao here..." Xiahou Dun noticed Lu Yu and walked towards Lu Yu directly.
ah... ah...
At that moment, Lu Yu was still a little embarrassed. The real man in five seconds is not scary. The scary thing is that Lu Yu saw it.
At this moment, Lu Yu's mind was still spinning rapidly. He recalled that although there were many sons of Xiahou Dun in history, they were all born in his early years.
It seems that after taking over Yanzhou, some functions of Xiahou Dun seemed to have stagnated.
During this time, his family brothers Cao Cao, Xia Houyuan, Cao Ren and others kept giving birth to cubs all the way...
But Xiahou Dun suddenly broke. It may be due to overuse in the early stage...too many cubs, which affect the performance in the later stage, and it is also possible...Xiahou Dun has some kind of male disease-kidney deficiency!Premature ejaculation!
No matter which one, Lu Yu feels that the contrast is very big...
"General Xiahou, why don't we borrow one to talk?" Lu Yu said...
Well, Xiahou Dun paused for a moment. "It's okay, we are all our own people, if you have something to say, you might as well just say it..."
Uh... Lu Yu hesitated for a while before opening his mouth and said: "General Xiahou, I have a recipe here, you might as well try it..."
"Prepare 10 grams of sealwort, 20 grams of wolfberry, 20 grams of mulberry, 10 grams of longan meat... Uh, it's best to add 20 grams of red dates, and one or two slices of American ginseng, flush with water instead of tea! By the way... the so-called Grams, how to describe it... Every 1 tael of medicinal material is equal to 30 grams!"
Lu Yu felt tired, and he realized at the end that there is no concept of restraint in this era.You can only tell Xiahou Dun the conversion ratio of "gram" to "two", and let him understand it by himself!
Speaking of this, Lu Yu paused for a moment, then lowered his voice, almost only Xiahou Dun could hear it.
"Drinking like this, for 30 to [-] days, General Xiahou's kidney... ah no, the body will be significantly improved, whether it is a long time, or physical weakness, it will be greatly improved..."
Speaking of this... Lu Yu was about to continue talking, but Xiahou Dun frowned, and the next moment...he put his arm on Lu Yu's shoulder.
All reminded of this point, even if Xiahou Dun's IQ is in a hurry...you can tell that Lu Yu is giving him medicine to cure his kidney deficiency and premature ejaculation!
And this... is indeed the eternal pain in Xiahou Dun's heart...
I don't know why, ever since he came to Yanzhou, Xiahoudun felt very empty, especially when he was in bed at night, and the bedtime was shorter and shorter every time, Xiahoudun was speechless.
It's just... due to his status as a general, he was too embarrassed to ask...
He didn't even want to be talked about, such an awesome general, but a man with kidney deficiency!
So...after his wife died, Xiahou Dun didn't remarry, he just took a concubine, and during the day...he didn't allow the concubine to go out, in fact...it was because he wanted to cover up the fact of "kidney deficiency"...
Lu Yu whispered this time, Xiahoudun simply pulled Lu Yu to the side corner. "Lu Gongcao, borrow one to speak..."
Ha ha…
Lu Yu went "hehe"!
Who said just now that they are all their own people and it doesn't matter?
Dare to... Realize that Lu Yu is proficient in andrology, so he borrowed one to talk?
"General... slow down, slow down! My arm hurts a bit from you scratching!"
Lu Yu was almost carried to a quiet place by Xiahou Dun...
He's not even in the mood to ask Lu Yu the purpose of his trip right now, because... at this moment Xiahou Dun's heart is on fire, "Lu Gongcao, what you just said is 10 grams of sealwort, 20 grams of wolfberry, 20 grams of mulberries, 10 grams of longan meat, 20 grams of Red dates, one or two slices of American ginseng, what are you doing with tea and water?"
Although there was no one around, Xiahou Dun's voice was still very low, and he wanted to reconfirm.
It's hard to imagine that a carefree and extremely irritable general on the battlefield, at this moment...is actually talking to Lu Yu in such a soft voice.
"Ahem..." Lu Yu coughed lightly. "My prescription is for kidney deficiency, impotence, and premature ejaculation... It seems that, judging by General Xiahou's expression, he has all three of them!"
Uh... Xiahou Dun was taken aback, a little embarrassed...
But at the same time, he realized that this was an opportunity. Since Lu Yu already knew about it, and he understood it, why not ask for advice?
"Lu Gongcao, is the folk remedy you said really effective?" Xia Houdun continued to ask...
Lu Yu almost forgot that he came here to give money...
But now, he looks like an old Chinese doctor who specializes in treating andrology!
"It's effective, I guarantee it will be effective... General Xiahou might as well give it a try. These medicines can greatly invigorate yang energy, but... Among them, there is a medicinal herb 'American Ginseng' which is more expensive. You can also replace it with Codonopsis ginseng, and then add some licorice to neutralize the medicinal properties... Take this daily, and within a month, General Xiahou will surely regain his power!"
Lu Yu is not a fool. In his previous life...he had a friend who suffered from kidney deficiency, impotence, and premature ejaculation.
Uh...really a friend!Don't overthink it!
In order to help this friend, Lu Yu searched all over the world for famous doctors, and in the end... an old Chinese doctor gave him a prescription, which was mild in nature and had a quick effect...
Lu Yu's friend used this prescription... with tea and water, and within a month, he really regained his glory.
To discuss it carefully, that friend of Lu Yu could not withstand the fifth floor with a bag of rice, and his body was far worse than that of Xiahou Dun.
Therefore... Lu Yu is sure that according to this prescription of flushing, Xiahou Dun will also restore his former glory!
...
...
Ps:
(The recipe is real and effective, readers can record it, and female readers can help their boyfriend record it... Personal test, the effect is very fast)
Time is tight after work...
But [-] words, it's still over.
Continue to ask for votes...for rewards, for everything.
I have taken out the prescriptions that have been treasured for many years...you know.
sleep…
(End of this chapter)
The oil workshop was established...
Because of Wei Lao's vigorous promotion, on the [-]th, the streets and alleys of Yanzhou were filled with the smell of oil, and along with it, there were also big iron pots for sale.
Speaking of which, Wei Hong is worthy of being the richest man in Chenliu. His business is spread all over Yanzhou. His shops, restaurants, and pawnshops are opened in almost every county and county in Yanzhou, and even many densely populated villages have his branches.
It is also very simple to popularize and promote this oil and large iron pot.
Stir-fried vegetables... Stir-fried vegetables in public, scrambled eggs with leeks, fried bacon with leeks, fried chicken, fried venison... as the saying goes, everything can be fried!
Naturally, these things will not bother the chefs in Wei's restaurant, of course... As the number of stir-fried dishes increases, they find out.
It seems... not only leeks and bacon can be fried...in fact, anything can be fried, as long as it is vegetables, as long as it is meat... After a while in this oil pan, the rich and tangy aroma will make you intoxicated!
In addition, there is fried fish... At first, it was all fried fish, but later, chefs from all walks of life used their imaginations, meat and vegetables, all joined the ranks of fried fish!
There are two completely different tastes if the ingredients are over-oiled or not-oiled... as long as they are fried for a while, they will be very fragrant.
Chefs from various counties and counties have developed more than 20 kinds of stir-fried dishes and more than 50 kinds of ingredients that can be fried in just 20 days...
Dip it in the sauce, take a bite, it's delicious!
Gradually, they also invented more high-end stir-frying methods, such as...fry first and then boil, first fry and then boil, first fry and then stir-fry, etc. The original soup has a lot of fat, and it suddenly becomes fragrant, making it more delicious. People move their index fingers!
The key is that the oil and the big iron pot are not expensive. Lu Yu and Wei Hong discussed it again and again. The iron pot is considered to be a cheap price. We must ensure that more people use this thing. Of course, this is a trap, as long as you use it...
They can't live without oil!
The so-called seven things to open the door - firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea!
As for the profit of oil, Wei Hong insisted on setting it higher: double!
In his opinion, this thing will become hard currency in the future, and with the energy of several of his partners, it is not difficult to monopolize this business in Yanzhou and Xuzhou.
It looks like oil, but it is actually a mountain of gold!
Feeling that the clans and common people in the market are rushing for big iron pots and oil, the daily supply is in short supply, which almost makes Zhuge Jun and the oil workshop go hand in hand...
For a moment, Lu Yu had an illusion that this thing can make money faster than tomb robbers, right?
Finally...it's time to share the spoils...ahh, it's time for the dividends.
Wei Hong sent people to Cai's mansion to deliver four boxes of gold, equivalent to several million five baht.
"Master Lu, look... this is [-]% of the income!" Wei Hong explained. "My [-]% has been deducted, and these include your [-]%, Yuan Rang's [-]%, Zihe's [-]%, and Wen Ruo's [-]%!"
The reason why Wei Hong said that...
It is because the revenue share is agreed before, after all the operating costs are put aside.
Lu Yu accounted for [-]% of the income from oil and iron pans, Wei Hong accounted for [-]%, Xiahou Dun, Xun Yu, and Cao Chun each accounted for [-]%.
Of course, Wei Hong settled the bill, and Wei Hong collected the money. It's hard to say whether there is any water in the middle, after all, there is no business without evil.
But...Even so, the four boxes of gold placed in front of Lu Yu still dazzle...
Even though I knew it was brass, but if these were converted into five baht coins, even 50% would be enough to offset the [-] invested by Xun Yu, Xiahou Dun, and Cao Chun!
It's really a lot of money...
At this moment, Lu Yu felt it personally, monopolizing the market is simply too cool!
Of course, Lu Yu is not the kind of person who has never seen the world, he is very calm.
"Old Lao Wei, please help me... Take [-]% of the money and send it to General Cao Chun and Xun Sima..." Lu Yu said loudly.
This... Wei Hong rolled his eyes. "Mr. Lu recruited them to join the gang just to make money from the world. If so, wouldn't it be better to send them off in person?"
"Next time... I've been very busy recently." Lu Yu waved his hand. "This time, I'll just deliver it to General Xiahou myself."
Opportunities abound...
There are three reasons why I only pick Xiahoudun this time, the first...Xiahoudun has the thickest thighs among the three of them, so of course we should get closer if we have the chance;
Secondly... Xiahou Dun still owes Lu Yu [-] locusts!
Of course, it's not spring yet, and the number is scarce...it's not easy to catch, but...Lu Yu has to remind General Xiahou!
According to Lu Yu's idea, these [-] locusts are very important if he wants to spread the knowledge that locusts can be eaten to the common people and soldiers!
In addition, the third point is that Lu Yu has not yet received the money invested by Xiahoudun. Under such a big premise, is it enough to give him a dividend first? Is this behavior enough?After all, Xiahou Dun is a strong man, so he must be moved too?
After all... What Lu Yu wants is human sophistication, touching... is very important.
"Giving money is a good job. Since Mr. Lu asked me to be such a good person, I won't postpone it..."
Wei Hong waved his hand. "It just so happens that Yuan Rang's family is going to have a happy event recently. He has always been poor and lacks the money for his son's marriage. Your trip is just in time!"
Hey... Son getting married?
I almost forgot about this, Cao Mu is getting married.
But... Having said that, it seems that she hasn't restrained herself much during this time!
I still come to Cai Mansion early in the morning every day, and only go back in the evening, and I still stay at the furnace all day long...drenched all over.
This... Lu Yu wondered, would Xiahoudun mind if she always ran towards her?
Do you think that he, Lu Yu, is the old king next door?
...
...
In Xiahou Mansion, the sky is already dark.
It stands to reason that he was going to sleep at this time, so he shouldn't bother him, but... Lu Yu thought he was sending money, so he decided to give Xiahou Dun a surprise at night.
Getting off the carriage, Lu Yu ordered someone to move half a box of gold into it.
A normal mansion would have a gatekeeper to report to the master, but Xiahoudun's family was too poor to even have a gatekeeper. How could this look like his son was about to marry Cao Cao's daughter?
I'm a little shivering...
If it hadn't been confirmed again and again, Lu Yu would have suspected that he came from a poor family.
It seems that Xiahou Dun's poverty recorded in the history books is true. The main reason is that he distributed all the money to his brothers. Lu Yu admired this spirit of breaking away from vulgar interests.
But, he thought, he would never be able to do it in his life.
Just like that, Lu Yu led a group of servants into the room...
"Master Lu..." a voice stopped him...
Lu Yu turned around and saw that it was Xia Houlian...
When Xiahou Dun was kidnapped in Puyang City in the past, Lu Yu and Xiahou Lian met once. He is Xiahou Dun's younger brother. It seems that he also lives here. Sure enough... Xiahou's family is really poor, and the two brothers live together .
"General Xiahou, long time no see..." Lu Yu waved at Xiahou Lian as a greeting.
Xia Houlian replied with a smile. "I don't know what's important for Mr. Lu to visit so late!"
"Where's your elder brother?" Lu Yu pointed to the box behind him. "Today, my son brought him a box of surprises..."
Xia Houlian looked over, the box was closed, and he didn't know what was hidden inside...
Immediately disappointed.
"Mr. Lu, ah...it's a coincidence." Xia Houlian pointed to the room behind him. "My elder brother just entered my concubine's room, just now...almost at the same time as Mr. Lu entered the door."
Xia Houlian especially emphasized the two words "little concubine" and "just now", and he turned sideways, the meaning was obvious.
His eldest brother Xiahou Dun is going to do some "shameful" things with his concubine, so I'm afraid it won't be good to see him tonight...
"Oh..." Lu Yu looked up at the pavilion with great interest, thinking in his heart, it's really a coincidence... But, to be able to be a concubine in such a poor mansion, must this concubine be true love, right?
"It seems that it's really a coincidence to come here!" Lu Yu spread his hands, quite helplessly.
Sending money is a good thing...
But it would be bad to disturb Xiahoudun doing something shameful, if there is something wrong with him...then it's not clear what happened.
"Yeah... But, if Mr. Lu can wait for a while... there is still a chance to wait for my elder brother to come out..."
Xia Houlian reminded: "My elder brother has been used to sleeping alone since he was a child, and this concubine's room is just... Hehe, Mr. Lu is not young anymore, so he naturally understands it! He will come out naturally when he is ready."
It is so...
Lu Yu rolled his eyes and murmured in his heart that Xiahou Dun still had this habit.
Sleeping alone, then this concubine's house is equivalent to a kiln. If you want to come...you can leave after you feel comfortable. The only difference is that there is no need to ask for money, and the whole process is free...!
"Cough cough..." With a light cough, the imaginative picture is too easy for people to imagine... Lu Yu said with emotion. "It's a pity that General Xiahou just went in... I'm afraid we'll have to wait for a long time!"
Lu Yu murmured in his heart, Xiahoudun was so fierce on the battlefield, and he pulled out the eyeball of the arrow and swallowed it. He must be in good health, and it must take a long time?
When is this going to happen?Do you want to... go first?
The stall I'm thinking about...
"crunch"
Right in front of Lu Yu's eyes, the door of this house opened, and from it... Xiahou Dun walked out with a happy face, his face was radiant but there was a little deepness between his brows, he looked like a man "Sage" moment" look.
Lu Yu was overjoyed at first, but it didn't come in vain...he waited.
But after thinking about it again... isn't it?Something seems wrong!
Wait...Xiahoulian said that when Lu Yu entered the mansion...Xiahoudun only entered the concubine's room, and it took only a hundred breaths for Lu Yu to come here. Lasted less than 2 minutes?
Uh... 2 minutes?
With a "gudong", Lu Yu spit and swallowed it into his stomach, 2 minutes?No, no, no... To be precise, it is 40 minute and [-] seconds, if you count the time for undressing, chatting, and dressing time
...Then...Xiahoudun only has ten seconds left?
Or... the real man in five seconds?
be nice...
Lu Yu felt that he had opened the door to a new world about Xiahoudun. What a big contrast. The fierce Xiahoudun on the battlefield was actually a five-second man?this…
Of course, at this moment... In addition to Lu Yu's surprised expression, Xia Houlian's expression is also very surprised. Obviously... he doesn't often guard the door of the eldest brother and concubine's room, this time is just a coincidence.
It's just...he was also very surprised. This time, big brother...ah no, it's the big brother's time so fast!
"Hey, why is Lu Gongcao here..." Xiahou Dun noticed Lu Yu and walked towards Lu Yu directly.
ah... ah...
At that moment, Lu Yu was still a little embarrassed. The real man in five seconds is not scary. The scary thing is that Lu Yu saw it.
At this moment, Lu Yu's mind was still spinning rapidly. He recalled that although there were many sons of Xiahou Dun in history, they were all born in his early years.
It seems that after taking over Yanzhou, some functions of Xiahou Dun seemed to have stagnated.
During this time, his family brothers Cao Cao, Xia Houyuan, Cao Ren and others kept giving birth to cubs all the way...
But Xiahou Dun suddenly broke. It may be due to overuse in the early stage...too many cubs, which affect the performance in the later stage, and it is also possible...Xiahou Dun has some kind of male disease-kidney deficiency!Premature ejaculation!
No matter which one, Lu Yu feels that the contrast is very big...
"General Xiahou, why don't we borrow one to talk?" Lu Yu said...
Well, Xiahou Dun paused for a moment. "It's okay, we are all our own people, if you have something to say, you might as well just say it..."
Uh... Lu Yu hesitated for a while before opening his mouth and said: "General Xiahou, I have a recipe here, you might as well try it..."
"Prepare 10 grams of sealwort, 20 grams of wolfberry, 20 grams of mulberry, 10 grams of longan meat... Uh, it's best to add 20 grams of red dates, and one or two slices of American ginseng, flush with water instead of tea! By the way... the so-called Grams, how to describe it... Every 1 tael of medicinal material is equal to 30 grams!"
Lu Yu felt tired, and he realized at the end that there is no concept of restraint in this era.You can only tell Xiahou Dun the conversion ratio of "gram" to "two", and let him understand it by himself!
Speaking of this, Lu Yu paused for a moment, then lowered his voice, almost only Xiahou Dun could hear it.
"Drinking like this, for 30 to [-] days, General Xiahou's kidney... ah no, the body will be significantly improved, whether it is a long time, or physical weakness, it will be greatly improved..."
Speaking of this... Lu Yu was about to continue talking, but Xiahou Dun frowned, and the next moment...he put his arm on Lu Yu's shoulder.
All reminded of this point, even if Xiahou Dun's IQ is in a hurry...you can tell that Lu Yu is giving him medicine to cure his kidney deficiency and premature ejaculation!
And this... is indeed the eternal pain in Xiahou Dun's heart...
I don't know why, ever since he came to Yanzhou, Xiahoudun felt very empty, especially when he was in bed at night, and the bedtime was shorter and shorter every time, Xiahoudun was speechless.
It's just... due to his status as a general, he was too embarrassed to ask...
He didn't even want to be talked about, such an awesome general, but a man with kidney deficiency!
So...after his wife died, Xiahou Dun didn't remarry, he just took a concubine, and during the day...he didn't allow the concubine to go out, in fact...it was because he wanted to cover up the fact of "kidney deficiency"...
Lu Yu whispered this time, Xiahoudun simply pulled Lu Yu to the side corner. "Lu Gongcao, borrow one to speak..."
Ha ha…
Lu Yu went "hehe"!
Who said just now that they are all their own people and it doesn't matter?
Dare to... Realize that Lu Yu is proficient in andrology, so he borrowed one to talk?
"General... slow down, slow down! My arm hurts a bit from you scratching!"
Lu Yu was almost carried to a quiet place by Xiahou Dun...
He's not even in the mood to ask Lu Yu the purpose of his trip right now, because... at this moment Xiahou Dun's heart is on fire, "Lu Gongcao, what you just said is 10 grams of sealwort, 20 grams of wolfberry, 20 grams of mulberries, 10 grams of longan meat, 20 grams of Red dates, one or two slices of American ginseng, what are you doing with tea and water?"
Although there was no one around, Xiahou Dun's voice was still very low, and he wanted to reconfirm.
It's hard to imagine that a carefree and extremely irritable general on the battlefield, at this moment...is actually talking to Lu Yu in such a soft voice.
"Ahem..." Lu Yu coughed lightly. "My prescription is for kidney deficiency, impotence, and premature ejaculation... It seems that, judging by General Xiahou's expression, he has all three of them!"
Uh... Xiahou Dun was taken aback, a little embarrassed...
But at the same time, he realized that this was an opportunity. Since Lu Yu already knew about it, and he understood it, why not ask for advice?
"Lu Gongcao, is the folk remedy you said really effective?" Xia Houdun continued to ask...
Lu Yu almost forgot that he came here to give money...
But now, he looks like an old Chinese doctor who specializes in treating andrology!
"It's effective, I guarantee it will be effective... General Xiahou might as well give it a try. These medicines can greatly invigorate yang energy, but... Among them, there is a medicinal herb 'American Ginseng' which is more expensive. You can also replace it with Codonopsis ginseng, and then add some licorice to neutralize the medicinal properties... Take this daily, and within a month, General Xiahou will surely regain his power!"
Lu Yu is not a fool. In his previous life...he had a friend who suffered from kidney deficiency, impotence, and premature ejaculation.
Uh...really a friend!Don't overthink it!
In order to help this friend, Lu Yu searched all over the world for famous doctors, and in the end... an old Chinese doctor gave him a prescription, which was mild in nature and had a quick effect...
Lu Yu's friend used this prescription... with tea and water, and within a month, he really regained his glory.
To discuss it carefully, that friend of Lu Yu could not withstand the fifth floor with a bag of rice, and his body was far worse than that of Xiahou Dun.
Therefore... Lu Yu is sure that according to this prescription of flushing, Xiahou Dun will also restore his former glory!
...
...
Ps:
(The recipe is real and effective, readers can record it, and female readers can help their boyfriend record it... Personal test, the effect is very fast)
Time is tight after work...
But [-] words, it's still over.
Continue to ask for votes...for rewards, for everything.
I have taken out the prescriptions that have been treasured for many years...you know.
sleep…
(End of this chapter)
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