Three Kingdoms: From Yinlin to Great Wei Xiongzhu
Chapter 410: The turbid qi rises against qi disease
Chapter 410 The turbid qi of adverse qi disease rises, and the magic hand of Lu Yixian rejuvenates
The wooden floor was trampled, and everyone surrounded Cao Cao in a panic.
Inexplicable…
Hearing Cao Cao's weak tone, the big guys all had a sense of déjà vu of explaining the future?
But Xun Yu was at the end, so he deliberately gave Xun You a hand.
asked in a very low and thin voice. .
"Gongda, it seems...you mentioned that Cao Sikong had a son in his early years, right?"
The voice was as thin as a gossamer, only Xun You could hear it.
This…
Xun You paused, then immediately replied: "When drinking with Miaocai in the past, Miaocai was drunk. I mentioned this... It was 20 years ago. I gave birth to a boy, but... all kinds of rebellions happened later, and most of the woman and boy died in the troubled times."
Xun You's reply was also extremely low and thin, and the voice here, of course... only Xun You could hear it.
It's just that he was a little curious. At this time...why did uncle mention this "irrelevant" thing?
"Just now you didn't hear that Cao Sikong mentioned 'Yuer', it was Yuer... not Lu Yu!" Xun Yu added.
It is precisely such a meaningful "Yu'er" that makes Xun You's eyes widen in vain...
A pair of eyes almost burst out.
"Yu'er?" Xun You repeated in disbelief, subconsciously looking at Cao Cao and Lu Yu!
Both he and Xun Yu are extremely intelligent people.
In addition, Xun Yu's foreshadowing is already in place, so this "Yu'er", "Yu'er", Lu Yu...could it be...the boy Cao Sikong and that woman gave birth to 20 years ago?
Lu Yu?Cao Yu?
and many more…
"This…"
With a soft moan, Xun You's eyes narrowed tightly, and he immediately realized...if...if this is really the case, then now...Cao Sikong's so-called "accounting for the funeral" is a bit...a bit like "inheriting the throne" taste.
In an instant, Xun You thought of more, and Xun You's eyes became more colorful.
but…
There is a serious problem, Xun You thought of something, he and Xun Yu looked at each other...
But Xun Yu took the initiative and whispered softly: "Illegal children are not recognized by etiquette, now... a little too hasty!"
Such a word blurted out...
Huh... Xun You took a deep breath, yes, did you act too hastily?But...now, Cao Sikong looks weak, he...can he survive this headache?
These are all unknowns!Cao Sikong is planning ahead, it seems... there is no problem!
"Uncle...then..."
This time, without waiting for Xun You to speak, Xun Yu pointed out his index finger... and shook his head, motioning for this nephew not to talk too much.
The development of the situation has reached this point...they, they can only wait and see.
...
"People, people... Are you all here?"
Cao Cao covered his head with one hand, opened his eyes with difficulty, and looked around at the person in front of him.
——Xun Yu, Xun You, Xiahou Dun, Cao Ren, Cao Hong... Yuer!
It can be said that today's family brothers, close friends, and relatives in Xudu City are all in front of them, especially Yu'er. His appearance made Cao Cao feel even more relieved.
although…
Although now is not the best time for father and son to recognize each other.
But...but he has no choice!
"Lonely headache, this time the headache is ten times, a hundred times worse than before. I am afraid that the end is approaching. I have something buried in my heart for a long time, and I can't vomit it!"
Rarely, Cao Cao endured a severe headache, and he didn't stumble in a sentence, and his eyes were deeply fixed on Lu Yu, and even...he tried his best to prop up his hand to caress Lu Yu's cheek.
This appearance is reasonable in the eyes of Xun Yu and Xun You... Is it the last parting of father and son?
But in the eyes of Xiahoudun, Cao Ren, and Cao Hong, there is a bit of Tuo Gu's taste!
Yes…
Cao Ang is the elder brother's eldest son, and Cao Ang is Lu Yu's student, so the elder brother entrusted Cao Ang to Lu Yu... It is understandable.
Similarly, Lu Yu... also deserves this "tuogu"!
"Lu Yu, Gu... Gu Gu has never been guilty of others in his life, but he is only guilty of... you (mother)!"
Cao Cao, who was as angry as a gossamer, spoke with almost the last of his strength...the last word "mother" was uttered in a very low and thin voice...almost no one heard it.
Even so...
This is out of the way...
Lu Yu had a feeling that he was about to lose his grip. Who would have thought that Cao Cao, a generation of heroes, would be tortured to such an extent by this wind?
Dying, unconscious!
guilt...
How can Lao Cao feel guilty about himself?Frankly speaking, Lao Cao is very good to himself... It’s just that Lao Cao, a person who is so suspicious, talked to Lu Yu several times, let him do it freely, gave him great rights, and never doubted. So precious!
Many times, Lu Yu even thought that if his biological father had "one-tenth" of "care" and "love" for him from Cao, Lu Yu would be satisfied, and there would be no bitterness and hatred.
"Gudong" sound...
Thinking of this, Lu Yu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and he muttered to himself... Lao Cao can't die!
Whether it's out of friendship, because of Lao Cao's care for Lu Yu and his sister over the years, or...the current situation of no time and no delay, Lao Cao can't die!
If Lao Cao made a mistake, it would be fine for Cao Ang to take the position, but what is the current situation, Yuan Shao is about to go south...
The morale of the 10,000+ soldiers and horses on the Guandu battlefield is all tied to Lao Cao alone. If he is about to fall, the situation will completely fall!
Thinking of this...
Lu Yu didn't hesitate anymore...
Not caring about listening to Lao Cao's "forced nagging", he stood up suddenly, "Cao Sikong, don't talk for now, this will save some energy, your wind disease...I can cure it!"
Huo…
Although it was just a short sentence, what Lu Yu said was full of energy, which almost caused an uproar in the entire bedroom.
Everyone looked back at Lu Yu, their eyes shining.
"Senior brother..." Zhang Zhongjing, who was at the end of the crowd, was the first to react, and opened his mouth to ask: "Senior brother, can you see it? Is there any reason for Cao Sikong's wind?"
He asked what was on everyone's mind.
"Ahem..." Lu Yu coughed lightly.
All he knows is that Cao Cao had a "tragic" childhood, and his father broke his head. Of course, there is no way to talk about it!
I can't say, Lao Cao, Lao Cao, your hair is thanks to your father Cao Song, you are capable...you bite him!
Ahem...
"Actually, Cao Sikong's head wind is caused by a disease, called - against Qi disease!"
Lu Yu recalled that in his previous life... a large number of keyboard historians on the Internet discussed Cao Cao's headache, and even... many doctors would express their opinions on how to treat it.
Of course, there is no condition here to use some high-tech medical equipment...
But... There is an "old Chinese doctor" point of view, which Lu Yu thinks is extremely reliable.
"Cough cough..."
Thinking of this, Lu Yu coughed lightly again, and immediately prepared to elaborate on it in detail.
"Normal people's qi goes downward. It is said that clean qi rises and turbid qi sinks, but...Cao Sikong is an extraordinary person. His qi is unusual. It goes upward. Clean qi sinks and turbid qi rises!"
Zhang Zhongjing listened with gusto...
But, a group of warriors can't understand...
"Second brother? You...can you speak more simply? We...don't understand?" Xiahou Dun scratched his head and asked anxiously.
Uh…
Lu Yu was a little embarrassed. He wanted to pretend to be aggressive, but the premise of pretending to be aggressive... ignored Xiahou Dun's IQ.
How do they know, what is Qingqi?What is turbidity?It should be easier to understand.
"This is..."
Lu Yu clicked his mouth and continued, "The so-called clear air rises and dirty air sinks. To put it simply, as long as a person can fart, basically he will not get any serious illness!"
"Stuffy air, that is, fart... As long as it can be discharged from the body and the whole body is unobstructed, then... all diseases will naturally be free!"
"In other words, if...the other way around, walking in the opposite direction...like Cao Sikong, the qi rises, the turbid qi rises, uh...to put it simply, the fart always rushes to the forehead and cannot be expelled, chest tightness, shortness of breath, Heart palpitations and headaches are common occurrences, in addition, there will be "saliva" condensed in the head, and when it occurs, it makes people feel overwhelmed with pain."
Speaking of this, Lu Yu paused.
"In the "Huang Di Nei Jing", this disease is called the disease of adverse qi! What Cao Sikong suffered from is this disease of adverse qi. The stinky farts that should have been discharged are all accumulated in the forehead, and the accumulation is hard to return..."
Uh…
This…
Lu Yu blurted out what he said.
Everyone inexplicably feels a little taste in the nose...
But, don't say it... Although Lu Yu's words are fart and stinky, but...the words are not rough!All the onlookers, including Zhang Zhongjing, whispered to each other.
It seems...they are very convinced by Lu Yu's "adverse qi disease".
Of course he was convinced, with the title of "Medical Immortal" on his head, even if Lu Yu said that Cao Cao was suffering from a terminal gynecological disease, no one would question it!
Not to mention Xiahou Dun, Cao Hong, Cao Ren and others...
Others don't know it, but they, as clan brothers, know it best. However, the elder brother Cao Cao... has one characteristic, that is-never fart!
Which means...his farts are piling up on his forehead.
Uh…
This time, everyone's eyes on Lu Yu changed completely. As expected of the immortal doctor of the world, the leader of Xinglin, amazing!
"Second brother? Don't be a fool..." Xiahou Dun's tone became more urgent. "Brother, this head is in such pain, how can this disease be cured?"
"This is easy..." Lu Yu took out a letter from his bosom and handed it to Xun Yu. "This proclamation was sent from Jizhou, please trouble Xun Lingjun to read this proclamation aloud verbatim!"
In fact, Lu Yu prepared two plans...
It is recorded in ancient books that Cao Cao had a splitting headache and was in so much pain!
It happened during the Battle of Guandu.
At that time...Cao Cao was in a cold sweat because of Chen Lin's "Call for Thieves".
This can be regarded as a disguised "fart" that accumulated in Lao Cao's brain... Ah no, to be precise, it should be the poisonous gas accumulated in Lao Cao's brain was discharged through sweat, and the medicine cured the disease.
certainly…
The second set of plans was proposed by an "old Chinese doctor" on the Internet. Prepare a pot of hot water and soak Cao Cao's head in the hot water. The temperature of the water can also open the pores to a certain extent, expel the turbid air, and relieve the pain. .
Of course.
These are all palliatives but not the root cause of "wind salivation"...
And soaking the head in the water, this method will also increase the chance of Lao Cao's migraine attack.
If it is completely cured...it will definitely have to undergo a craniotomy.
However, even if Hua Tuo proposed a sharp ax to open the skull, in fact... considering the sanitary conditions in ancient times, it was difficult to create a sterile space. Lao Cao... the possibility of being cured is still only theoretical.
who cares…
Now at this critical juncture, let's ease Lao Cao's headache first!
Lu Yu handed the "Message Against Thieves" to Xun Yu's hands, and he exhorted and urged: "No matter what the words are on it, you must read it word for word!"
This…
Everyone is a little confused!I don't know what kind of medicine Lu Yu sells in this gourd!
Cao Cao was even more ignorant, not only ignorant, but also in a trance. He just felt like ten thousand ants gnawed at his head, and it hurt so badly!
at this time…
Xun Yu didn't dare to hesitate, he unfolded the proclamation, he didn't have time to scan it, and read it directly...
The clear voice came out one after another.
——"There are extraordinary people, and then there are extraordinary things, and there are extraordinary things, and then extraordinary achievements are made!"
Just like the first two sentences...
Cao Cao's eyes opened in vain. As a great writer, as a representative figure of "Jian'an" literature, he is extremely sensitive to every word.
And just this first sentence stunned Cao Cao. For many years... I haven't heard such a spiritual article.
The level of the article is high, the words are precise, and in an instant...it caught Cao Cao's attention.
Can…
Just after the first paragraph, the style of writing changed.
——"Sikong Cao Cao's grandfather Zhong Changshi Teng, together with Zuo Qun and Xu Huang, became evildoers, gluttonous and unbridled, hurting and abusing the people."
After reading this, Xun Yu paused...
He was a little confused, and he realized that this call to arms was for three generations of Cao Cao's ancestors.
Of course, this is not the point, the point is... Why did Lu Yu ask him to read this?
This is not to save Cao Sikong, it is clearly... to piss off Cao Cao!
He raised his eyes and met Lu Yu's eyes.
Seeing Lu Yu's resolute eyes, he even nodded towards him... It seemed meaningful, Xun Yu murmured in his heart, Cao Sikong, Cao Sikong, anyway, your son made me read!
He had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue reading:
——"Father Song, begged to take care of him. Because of the stolen goods, he pretended to be a position. He bought gold and chariots, transported goods to wealthy families, stole tripods, and overturned heavy weapons."
——"Fucking the ugly..."
Xun Yu's voice continued.
And in the entire bedroom, everyone is stupid!They are all dumbfounded!Almost everyone gasps...
What does this call for... mean?
Let me first say that Cao Cao's grandfather, Cao Teng, was an eunuch and eunuch, just like Zhang Rang, the ten permanent servant, and he was a role that harmed the country and the people.
It is also said that Cao Cao's father, Cao Song, was originally surnamed Xiahou, and Cao Teng adopted him as his adopted son. He is a guy of unknown origin!
Let's talk about Cao Cao... digging up ancestral graves everywhere, looting gold, silver and jewels, and calling Cao Cao "a traitor from the outside world", "pretending to be a self-righteous person", etc... It's like scolding Cao Cao bloody!
In particular, the four words "excessive eunuch and ugly" deeply exposed Cao Cao's foundation. Almost an article vividly displayed Cao Cao's ugly family background and despicable face in front of everyone.
"Stop reading..."
Two voices burst out...
Xiahou Dun and Cao Hong, who turned out to be short-tempered, fought against the case. They could bear it enough to hear these hundreds of words, but now they are naturally stomping their feet in anger, wishing to... roll up their sleeves and beat up the person who wrote this essay.
Of course, what surprised them even more was why did Lu Yu come up with this call for action?
Now... the eldest brother looks like this, shouldn't he be told not to hear these nonsense things?
Thinking of this, Xiahou Dun and Cao Hong's faces were as dark as water!
Xun Yu and Xun You's faces were also not pretty.
Even Xun Yu, who held the proclamation in his hand, didn't want to miss it anymore, but he was terrified when he thought about it...
This letter is so powerful that it spread to Kyushu... I am afraid that Cao Cao's reputation will be completely ruined. The words are like knives, and Cao Cao will become the target of public criticism with just a few thousand words!
"Stop reading...stop reading!"
Xiahou Dun spoke again...
Xun Yu didn't dare to read it anymore, it seemed... Xiahou Dun was going to beat someone if he continued reading.
Looking at this posture, Lu Yu thought, don't let Xun Yu get beaten... Just about to talk to Xia Houdun, a cheap brother - let's be civilized and polite, don't do it with your hands?
never thought...
At this moment, when everyone in the bedroom was staring at Xun Yu and the call to action.
——"Read, Xun Lingjun, keep reading!"
Unexpectedly, no one noticed that Cao Cao had changed from a lying position to a sitting position. Cold sweat dripped from his forehead. Beads of sweat dripped down like rain, and the clothes on his back and the entire quilt were all wet.
drop…
Tick tock!
L!
Obviously, this proclamation shocked him, but at the same time, Cao Cao's cold sweat... released the stale air accumulated in his forehead, and he felt a lot easier all of a sudden!
Even, the pain on the forehead is rapidly disappearing and dissipating!
this time...
Xun Yu was startled, Xun You was startled, Xiahou Dun, Cao Ren, Cao Hong...even Zhang Zhongjing were startled, they all gasped, Cao Sikong is... okay?No more headaches?
These people froze in place...
Only Lu Yu reminded: "Xun Lingjun, read, continue to read..."
Only then did Xun Yu realize it.
"Cough cough..."
With a light cough, the words on the call to action continued to be uttered.
——"Cao also pretended to call the system, sent envoys to send troops, feared that the remote states and counties would listen and give them, and the strong bandits and weak masters would disobey the masses and rebel, and use the name of mourning to make the world laugh, so it is prudent not to take it."
——"The one who gets to be the leader will be given the title of Marquis of 5000 households, and the reward will be [-] million yuan. Don't ask questions about those who are partial to the generals and school officials. Widely proclaim your kindness, reward with banyang talismans, announce to the world, and let people know The Holy Dynasty has the difficulty of restraining and forcing, like a law!"
Because Cao Cao's headache is no longer...
Xun Yu's recitation also added a lot of heartiness and rhythm!
However, he was especially astonished, what...what happened?What is the reason?
And this sentence... Hearing the last...
"Hahaha" Cao Cao laughed. "Good article, good article! Unexpectedly, someone under Yuan Shao can write such a magnificent and majestic article! Haha, good... good!"
While speaking, Cao Cao jumped up suddenly. He walked to Xun Yu's side, took the call to action, and read it twice.
While watching, while pacing left and right...
His position is very coquettish, and his forehead is frequently raised. The whole look is quite tasteful, and the feeling is still unfinished, as if the scolding is not Cao Cao, not his three generations of Cao Cao's ancestors, but his Uncle Wang who lives next door to Cao Cao. !
Of course…
Cao Cao's appearance really shocked everyone.
It was astonishing like five thunders roaring!
Cao Sikong's head doesn't hurt anymore?
Can Cao Sikong go to the ground?
This…
This…
At this moment, Lu Yu said, "Is Cao Sikong's head still hurting?"
This reminder made Cao Cao realize that his head didn't seem to hurt at all.
That's right... It was just like ten thousand ants gnawed on me, and I couldn't bear the pain, but now, not only my head doesn't hurt, my eyes don't hurt, but I also have strength to walk, and I can go up five floors in one breath!
"Ha ha…"
Cao Cao immediately smiled heartily, and his eyes fixed on Lu Yu.
"Lu Situ, this essay is well written, you made Xun Lingjun read it better...haha...hahahaha..."
Sweeping away the haze just now, Cao Cao laughed out loud, with an incomparably hearty laugh.
But Lu Yu...
Ask a question.
——"Then... Lu Yu dared to ask."
——"When Cao Sikong had a headache just now, he mentioned the sentence 'I have no shame in my life, but I am only guilty of Lu Yu'. What does this mean?"
what…
Cao Cao remembered these words, but...the problem is, the situation is different now!
Then...
He, Cao Cao, was not ashamed of anyone in his life, but he was only ashamed of Lu Yu... What does this mean?
...
...
(End of this chapter)
The wooden floor was trampled, and everyone surrounded Cao Cao in a panic.
Inexplicable…
Hearing Cao Cao's weak tone, the big guys all had a sense of déjà vu of explaining the future?
But Xun Yu was at the end, so he deliberately gave Xun You a hand.
asked in a very low and thin voice. .
"Gongda, it seems...you mentioned that Cao Sikong had a son in his early years, right?"
The voice was as thin as a gossamer, only Xun You could hear it.
This…
Xun You paused, then immediately replied: "When drinking with Miaocai in the past, Miaocai was drunk. I mentioned this... It was 20 years ago. I gave birth to a boy, but... all kinds of rebellions happened later, and most of the woman and boy died in the troubled times."
Xun You's reply was also extremely low and thin, and the voice here, of course... only Xun You could hear it.
It's just that he was a little curious. At this time...why did uncle mention this "irrelevant" thing?
"Just now you didn't hear that Cao Sikong mentioned 'Yuer', it was Yuer... not Lu Yu!" Xun Yu added.
It is precisely such a meaningful "Yu'er" that makes Xun You's eyes widen in vain...
A pair of eyes almost burst out.
"Yu'er?" Xun You repeated in disbelief, subconsciously looking at Cao Cao and Lu Yu!
Both he and Xun Yu are extremely intelligent people.
In addition, Xun Yu's foreshadowing is already in place, so this "Yu'er", "Yu'er", Lu Yu...could it be...the boy Cao Sikong and that woman gave birth to 20 years ago?
Lu Yu?Cao Yu?
and many more…
"This…"
With a soft moan, Xun You's eyes narrowed tightly, and he immediately realized...if...if this is really the case, then now...Cao Sikong's so-called "accounting for the funeral" is a bit...a bit like "inheriting the throne" taste.
In an instant, Xun You thought of more, and Xun You's eyes became more colorful.
but…
There is a serious problem, Xun You thought of something, he and Xun Yu looked at each other...
But Xun Yu took the initiative and whispered softly: "Illegal children are not recognized by etiquette, now... a little too hasty!"
Such a word blurted out...
Huh... Xun You took a deep breath, yes, did you act too hastily?But...now, Cao Sikong looks weak, he...can he survive this headache?
These are all unknowns!Cao Sikong is planning ahead, it seems... there is no problem!
"Uncle...then..."
This time, without waiting for Xun You to speak, Xun Yu pointed out his index finger... and shook his head, motioning for this nephew not to talk too much.
The development of the situation has reached this point...they, they can only wait and see.
...
"People, people... Are you all here?"
Cao Cao covered his head with one hand, opened his eyes with difficulty, and looked around at the person in front of him.
——Xun Yu, Xun You, Xiahou Dun, Cao Ren, Cao Hong... Yuer!
It can be said that today's family brothers, close friends, and relatives in Xudu City are all in front of them, especially Yu'er. His appearance made Cao Cao feel even more relieved.
although…
Although now is not the best time for father and son to recognize each other.
But...but he has no choice!
"Lonely headache, this time the headache is ten times, a hundred times worse than before. I am afraid that the end is approaching. I have something buried in my heart for a long time, and I can't vomit it!"
Rarely, Cao Cao endured a severe headache, and he didn't stumble in a sentence, and his eyes were deeply fixed on Lu Yu, and even...he tried his best to prop up his hand to caress Lu Yu's cheek.
This appearance is reasonable in the eyes of Xun Yu and Xun You... Is it the last parting of father and son?
But in the eyes of Xiahoudun, Cao Ren, and Cao Hong, there is a bit of Tuo Gu's taste!
Yes…
Cao Ang is the elder brother's eldest son, and Cao Ang is Lu Yu's student, so the elder brother entrusted Cao Ang to Lu Yu... It is understandable.
Similarly, Lu Yu... also deserves this "tuogu"!
"Lu Yu, Gu... Gu Gu has never been guilty of others in his life, but he is only guilty of... you (mother)!"
Cao Cao, who was as angry as a gossamer, spoke with almost the last of his strength...the last word "mother" was uttered in a very low and thin voice...almost no one heard it.
Even so...
This is out of the way...
Lu Yu had a feeling that he was about to lose his grip. Who would have thought that Cao Cao, a generation of heroes, would be tortured to such an extent by this wind?
Dying, unconscious!
guilt...
How can Lao Cao feel guilty about himself?Frankly speaking, Lao Cao is very good to himself... It’s just that Lao Cao, a person who is so suspicious, talked to Lu Yu several times, let him do it freely, gave him great rights, and never doubted. So precious!
Many times, Lu Yu even thought that if his biological father had "one-tenth" of "care" and "love" for him from Cao, Lu Yu would be satisfied, and there would be no bitterness and hatred.
"Gudong" sound...
Thinking of this, Lu Yu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and he muttered to himself... Lao Cao can't die!
Whether it's out of friendship, because of Lao Cao's care for Lu Yu and his sister over the years, or...the current situation of no time and no delay, Lao Cao can't die!
If Lao Cao made a mistake, it would be fine for Cao Ang to take the position, but what is the current situation, Yuan Shao is about to go south...
The morale of the 10,000+ soldiers and horses on the Guandu battlefield is all tied to Lao Cao alone. If he is about to fall, the situation will completely fall!
Thinking of this...
Lu Yu didn't hesitate anymore...
Not caring about listening to Lao Cao's "forced nagging", he stood up suddenly, "Cao Sikong, don't talk for now, this will save some energy, your wind disease...I can cure it!"
Huo…
Although it was just a short sentence, what Lu Yu said was full of energy, which almost caused an uproar in the entire bedroom.
Everyone looked back at Lu Yu, their eyes shining.
"Senior brother..." Zhang Zhongjing, who was at the end of the crowd, was the first to react, and opened his mouth to ask: "Senior brother, can you see it? Is there any reason for Cao Sikong's wind?"
He asked what was on everyone's mind.
"Ahem..." Lu Yu coughed lightly.
All he knows is that Cao Cao had a "tragic" childhood, and his father broke his head. Of course, there is no way to talk about it!
I can't say, Lao Cao, Lao Cao, your hair is thanks to your father Cao Song, you are capable...you bite him!
Ahem...
"Actually, Cao Sikong's head wind is caused by a disease, called - against Qi disease!"
Lu Yu recalled that in his previous life... a large number of keyboard historians on the Internet discussed Cao Cao's headache, and even... many doctors would express their opinions on how to treat it.
Of course, there is no condition here to use some high-tech medical equipment...
But... There is an "old Chinese doctor" point of view, which Lu Yu thinks is extremely reliable.
"Cough cough..."
Thinking of this, Lu Yu coughed lightly again, and immediately prepared to elaborate on it in detail.
"Normal people's qi goes downward. It is said that clean qi rises and turbid qi sinks, but...Cao Sikong is an extraordinary person. His qi is unusual. It goes upward. Clean qi sinks and turbid qi rises!"
Zhang Zhongjing listened with gusto...
But, a group of warriors can't understand...
"Second brother? You...can you speak more simply? We...don't understand?" Xiahou Dun scratched his head and asked anxiously.
Uh…
Lu Yu was a little embarrassed. He wanted to pretend to be aggressive, but the premise of pretending to be aggressive... ignored Xiahou Dun's IQ.
How do they know, what is Qingqi?What is turbidity?It should be easier to understand.
"This is..."
Lu Yu clicked his mouth and continued, "The so-called clear air rises and dirty air sinks. To put it simply, as long as a person can fart, basically he will not get any serious illness!"
"Stuffy air, that is, fart... As long as it can be discharged from the body and the whole body is unobstructed, then... all diseases will naturally be free!"
"In other words, if...the other way around, walking in the opposite direction...like Cao Sikong, the qi rises, the turbid qi rises, uh...to put it simply, the fart always rushes to the forehead and cannot be expelled, chest tightness, shortness of breath, Heart palpitations and headaches are common occurrences, in addition, there will be "saliva" condensed in the head, and when it occurs, it makes people feel overwhelmed with pain."
Speaking of this, Lu Yu paused.
"In the "Huang Di Nei Jing", this disease is called the disease of adverse qi! What Cao Sikong suffered from is this disease of adverse qi. The stinky farts that should have been discharged are all accumulated in the forehead, and the accumulation is hard to return..."
Uh…
This…
Lu Yu blurted out what he said.
Everyone inexplicably feels a little taste in the nose...
But, don't say it... Although Lu Yu's words are fart and stinky, but...the words are not rough!All the onlookers, including Zhang Zhongjing, whispered to each other.
It seems...they are very convinced by Lu Yu's "adverse qi disease".
Of course he was convinced, with the title of "Medical Immortal" on his head, even if Lu Yu said that Cao Cao was suffering from a terminal gynecological disease, no one would question it!
Not to mention Xiahou Dun, Cao Hong, Cao Ren and others...
Others don't know it, but they, as clan brothers, know it best. However, the elder brother Cao Cao... has one characteristic, that is-never fart!
Which means...his farts are piling up on his forehead.
Uh…
This time, everyone's eyes on Lu Yu changed completely. As expected of the immortal doctor of the world, the leader of Xinglin, amazing!
"Second brother? Don't be a fool..." Xiahou Dun's tone became more urgent. "Brother, this head is in such pain, how can this disease be cured?"
"This is easy..." Lu Yu took out a letter from his bosom and handed it to Xun Yu. "This proclamation was sent from Jizhou, please trouble Xun Lingjun to read this proclamation aloud verbatim!"
In fact, Lu Yu prepared two plans...
It is recorded in ancient books that Cao Cao had a splitting headache and was in so much pain!
It happened during the Battle of Guandu.
At that time...Cao Cao was in a cold sweat because of Chen Lin's "Call for Thieves".
This can be regarded as a disguised "fart" that accumulated in Lao Cao's brain... Ah no, to be precise, it should be the poisonous gas accumulated in Lao Cao's brain was discharged through sweat, and the medicine cured the disease.
certainly…
The second set of plans was proposed by an "old Chinese doctor" on the Internet. Prepare a pot of hot water and soak Cao Cao's head in the hot water. The temperature of the water can also open the pores to a certain extent, expel the turbid air, and relieve the pain. .
Of course.
These are all palliatives but not the root cause of "wind salivation"...
And soaking the head in the water, this method will also increase the chance of Lao Cao's migraine attack.
If it is completely cured...it will definitely have to undergo a craniotomy.
However, even if Hua Tuo proposed a sharp ax to open the skull, in fact... considering the sanitary conditions in ancient times, it was difficult to create a sterile space. Lao Cao... the possibility of being cured is still only theoretical.
who cares…
Now at this critical juncture, let's ease Lao Cao's headache first!
Lu Yu handed the "Message Against Thieves" to Xun Yu's hands, and he exhorted and urged: "No matter what the words are on it, you must read it word for word!"
This…
Everyone is a little confused!I don't know what kind of medicine Lu Yu sells in this gourd!
Cao Cao was even more ignorant, not only ignorant, but also in a trance. He just felt like ten thousand ants gnawed at his head, and it hurt so badly!
at this time…
Xun Yu didn't dare to hesitate, he unfolded the proclamation, he didn't have time to scan it, and read it directly...
The clear voice came out one after another.
——"There are extraordinary people, and then there are extraordinary things, and there are extraordinary things, and then extraordinary achievements are made!"
Just like the first two sentences...
Cao Cao's eyes opened in vain. As a great writer, as a representative figure of "Jian'an" literature, he is extremely sensitive to every word.
And just this first sentence stunned Cao Cao. For many years... I haven't heard such a spiritual article.
The level of the article is high, the words are precise, and in an instant...it caught Cao Cao's attention.
Can…
Just after the first paragraph, the style of writing changed.
——"Sikong Cao Cao's grandfather Zhong Changshi Teng, together with Zuo Qun and Xu Huang, became evildoers, gluttonous and unbridled, hurting and abusing the people."
After reading this, Xun Yu paused...
He was a little confused, and he realized that this call to arms was for three generations of Cao Cao's ancestors.
Of course, this is not the point, the point is... Why did Lu Yu ask him to read this?
This is not to save Cao Sikong, it is clearly... to piss off Cao Cao!
He raised his eyes and met Lu Yu's eyes.
Seeing Lu Yu's resolute eyes, he even nodded towards him... It seemed meaningful, Xun Yu murmured in his heart, Cao Sikong, Cao Sikong, anyway, your son made me read!
He had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue reading:
——"Father Song, begged to take care of him. Because of the stolen goods, he pretended to be a position. He bought gold and chariots, transported goods to wealthy families, stole tripods, and overturned heavy weapons."
——"Fucking the ugly..."
Xun Yu's voice continued.
And in the entire bedroom, everyone is stupid!They are all dumbfounded!Almost everyone gasps...
What does this call for... mean?
Let me first say that Cao Cao's grandfather, Cao Teng, was an eunuch and eunuch, just like Zhang Rang, the ten permanent servant, and he was a role that harmed the country and the people.
It is also said that Cao Cao's father, Cao Song, was originally surnamed Xiahou, and Cao Teng adopted him as his adopted son. He is a guy of unknown origin!
Let's talk about Cao Cao... digging up ancestral graves everywhere, looting gold, silver and jewels, and calling Cao Cao "a traitor from the outside world", "pretending to be a self-righteous person", etc... It's like scolding Cao Cao bloody!
In particular, the four words "excessive eunuch and ugly" deeply exposed Cao Cao's foundation. Almost an article vividly displayed Cao Cao's ugly family background and despicable face in front of everyone.
"Stop reading..."
Two voices burst out...
Xiahou Dun and Cao Hong, who turned out to be short-tempered, fought against the case. They could bear it enough to hear these hundreds of words, but now they are naturally stomping their feet in anger, wishing to... roll up their sleeves and beat up the person who wrote this essay.
Of course, what surprised them even more was why did Lu Yu come up with this call for action?
Now... the eldest brother looks like this, shouldn't he be told not to hear these nonsense things?
Thinking of this, Xiahou Dun and Cao Hong's faces were as dark as water!
Xun Yu and Xun You's faces were also not pretty.
Even Xun Yu, who held the proclamation in his hand, didn't want to miss it anymore, but he was terrified when he thought about it...
This letter is so powerful that it spread to Kyushu... I am afraid that Cao Cao's reputation will be completely ruined. The words are like knives, and Cao Cao will become the target of public criticism with just a few thousand words!
"Stop reading...stop reading!"
Xiahou Dun spoke again...
Xun Yu didn't dare to read it anymore, it seemed... Xiahou Dun was going to beat someone if he continued reading.
Looking at this posture, Lu Yu thought, don't let Xun Yu get beaten... Just about to talk to Xia Houdun, a cheap brother - let's be civilized and polite, don't do it with your hands?
never thought...
At this moment, when everyone in the bedroom was staring at Xun Yu and the call to action.
——"Read, Xun Lingjun, keep reading!"
Unexpectedly, no one noticed that Cao Cao had changed from a lying position to a sitting position. Cold sweat dripped from his forehead. Beads of sweat dripped down like rain, and the clothes on his back and the entire quilt were all wet.
drop…
Tick tock!
L!
Obviously, this proclamation shocked him, but at the same time, Cao Cao's cold sweat... released the stale air accumulated in his forehead, and he felt a lot easier all of a sudden!
Even, the pain on the forehead is rapidly disappearing and dissipating!
this time...
Xun Yu was startled, Xun You was startled, Xiahou Dun, Cao Ren, Cao Hong...even Zhang Zhongjing were startled, they all gasped, Cao Sikong is... okay?No more headaches?
These people froze in place...
Only Lu Yu reminded: "Xun Lingjun, read, continue to read..."
Only then did Xun Yu realize it.
"Cough cough..."
With a light cough, the words on the call to action continued to be uttered.
——"Cao also pretended to call the system, sent envoys to send troops, feared that the remote states and counties would listen and give them, and the strong bandits and weak masters would disobey the masses and rebel, and use the name of mourning to make the world laugh, so it is prudent not to take it."
——"The one who gets to be the leader will be given the title of Marquis of 5000 households, and the reward will be [-] million yuan. Don't ask questions about those who are partial to the generals and school officials. Widely proclaim your kindness, reward with banyang talismans, announce to the world, and let people know The Holy Dynasty has the difficulty of restraining and forcing, like a law!"
Because Cao Cao's headache is no longer...
Xun Yu's recitation also added a lot of heartiness and rhythm!
However, he was especially astonished, what...what happened?What is the reason?
And this sentence... Hearing the last...
"Hahaha" Cao Cao laughed. "Good article, good article! Unexpectedly, someone under Yuan Shao can write such a magnificent and majestic article! Haha, good... good!"
While speaking, Cao Cao jumped up suddenly. He walked to Xun Yu's side, took the call to action, and read it twice.
While watching, while pacing left and right...
His position is very coquettish, and his forehead is frequently raised. The whole look is quite tasteful, and the feeling is still unfinished, as if the scolding is not Cao Cao, not his three generations of Cao Cao's ancestors, but his Uncle Wang who lives next door to Cao Cao. !
Of course…
Cao Cao's appearance really shocked everyone.
It was astonishing like five thunders roaring!
Cao Sikong's head doesn't hurt anymore?
Can Cao Sikong go to the ground?
This…
This…
At this moment, Lu Yu said, "Is Cao Sikong's head still hurting?"
This reminder made Cao Cao realize that his head didn't seem to hurt at all.
That's right... It was just like ten thousand ants gnawed on me, and I couldn't bear the pain, but now, not only my head doesn't hurt, my eyes don't hurt, but I also have strength to walk, and I can go up five floors in one breath!
"Ha ha…"
Cao Cao immediately smiled heartily, and his eyes fixed on Lu Yu.
"Lu Situ, this essay is well written, you made Xun Lingjun read it better...haha...hahahaha..."
Sweeping away the haze just now, Cao Cao laughed out loud, with an incomparably hearty laugh.
But Lu Yu...
Ask a question.
——"Then... Lu Yu dared to ask."
——"When Cao Sikong had a headache just now, he mentioned the sentence 'I have no shame in my life, but I am only guilty of Lu Yu'. What does this mean?"
what…
Cao Cao remembered these words, but...the problem is, the situation is different now!
Then...
He, Cao Cao, was not ashamed of anyone in his life, but he was only ashamed of Lu Yu... What does this mean?
...
...
(End of this chapter)
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