Houmen Fenghua: Meet the best evil mother-in-law

When Captain Pu left, he was in a daze, in a daze.

Although he knew that the world was evolving, it was beyond his expectation that the spirited animals appeared so soon.

Is this a little too fast?

After returning, report quickly.
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Bi Youlian had a headache, and her white lotus disappeared again.

This guy, running around all day, watching her catch it, don't lock it up.

"White lotus!"

"Bai Lianhua, where did you die? Why don't you come back to me quickly."

"If you don't come back, I won't give you food."

……

A cockatiel crawled out from behind the sofa, cursing: 【I know how to threaten me with food.What else can you do other than threaten me with this? 】

【Have you made any money yet? 】

【do you have a boyfriend? 】

【Have you bought a house yet? 】

[If you are poor, there are still so many things to do. 】

……

That sharp mouth is unbelievable, it came from the mouth of a parrot.

Bi Youlian stared at it: "Bai Lianhua, you are becoming more and more capable, right? Where did you learn these nonsense words? Be careful that I will lock you in a cage, and you will never go out again for the rest of your life."

【Woman, have you reached menopause?Such a bad temper. 】

Bi Youlian went crazy: "You are younger, believe it or not, I will pluck your feathers and make a pot of parrot soup."

[Kill the bird, help——]

Bai Lianhua screamed, Bi Youlian was so frightened that she quickly caught it and squeezed its mouth to prevent it from shouting.

"Please, sir, don't shout. Be careful when you shout. You really called the police... You won't be able to tell when the time comes."

The white lotus waved its wings, letting it let go.

[You know you're scared, you know it's good to be scared, don't provoke me.You can't afford to provoke this uncle. 】

"Uncle, uncle, you are my uncle, okay? Do you still want to eat?"

Bai Lianhua immediately became picky, saying that Bi Youlian bought all those cheap things for it, with so many additives, she was not afraid of poisoning it to death.

Just then, the doorbell rang.

Thinking that the courier had arrived, Bi Youlian quickly opened the door, only to see community workers and two uniformed people standing outside.

Bi Youlian looked confused: "Uncle Qin, what are you doing?"

Uncle Qin, a community worker, said: "Oh, I'm looking for you, I'm afraid you'll think you're a liar, let me show you the way."

Bi Youlian had a question mark face.

But when she thought of the news she occasionally read, she seemed to understand it in seconds - as a single woman and living alone outside, she really had to pay attention.

"This is our evidence, and there are a few questions I want to ask."

Bi Youlian glanced at the evidence and said that she couldn't tell if it was true or not, but Qin Bao acted as a guarantor, so Bi Youlian still believed it and let him in.

After sitting down, they took out their notebooks and cameras and asked her if she had a cockatiel called "White Lotus", and whether it had changed a lot recently, such as being able to talk...

So, my parrot has become a sperm? !

Bi Youlian was dumbfounded, she couldn't believe it.

In what age, can you still become a genius? !
But the other party gave her an address, and asked her to go there with Bai Lianhua to apply for a "fairy ID card" within three working days, as well as a one-month "fairy classroom". The fur kids of the family, let them grow into good citizens who abide by the law.

"I'm on? Shouldn't it be on it?"

"It has just awakened, and its consciousness is not yet obvious. You must come to the daily teaching work. After it is fully awakened, we will launch related courses..."

In addition, Bi Youlian was also reminded to download an official app of "Fairy Classroom" and regularly upload the growth status of the white lotus.

They will return for a long time according to the growth of the white lotus until it grows up healthily and acquires an independent personality.

To put it bluntly, before Bailian turned into a completely independent master, it was like a child, and Bi Youlian was responsible for everything.

Are you sure it's not a liar?
Bi Youlian suddenly didn't believe it, and wondered if Uncle Qin had been fooled?

When she arrived at the scene, she had to believe it, because the last time she changed her ID card was here, she took the number plate and was led directly to the building inside.

"I'm sorry, we have just established here, and it's still a bit chaotic...you fill in the face here first."

Bi Youlian looked at the form in front of her, then at the cute and amiable young lady in uniform, and asked, "Are there many like me?"

"It's also the first time I've met."

Bi Youlian: "..."

"But don't worry, although we are crossing the river by feeling the stones, we have a big team behind us, we will work hard to ensure the personal safety of every citizen, and also ensure the legal rights of every citizen..."

……

On this day, Zhao Yiran went up the mountain again with his camera.

As he patted, he felt something was wrong behind him.When he turned his head, he saw nothing.

"Who?"

"Who's behind me?"

"Is it you, starling? People are scary, scary, come out quickly..."

Zhao Yiran thought it was Fa Xiao Mynah, and he was so boring that he would go with him.

"I'm angry!"

However, he shouted for a long time, but no one came out, even pretending to be angry.

Behind him, there was movement again.

Zhao Yiran turned around again.

This time, in a different direction.

"Brush brush..."

Another direction was changed.

"Brush brush..."

The sound of something sliding across the ground, no matter how he turned, was always behind him.

A burst of cold sweat broke out from Zhao Yiran's back, and he, who had never believed in these things, couldn't help but think: Did he hit a ghost? !
Zhao Yiran became nervous, made a fake movement, and ran away.

As he ran, the movement behind him became even bigger.

With a sound of "swipe", something caught his feet and hung him up.

Zhao Yiran screamed in fright: "Help!"

The camera also fell to the ground.

……

"A plant that has become a spirit? What's the mess?" Miao Zhizhi was speechless when he heard the content of the alarm.

Even the essence has come out, how much does it take to drink?
I asked if the other party had reported a false police report, but the other party said that it was the call from the village cadres, saying that the college student who went to the countryside on their side was tied to a tree by a plant that turned into a spirit, and no one was allowed to come close. Who to smoke.

Miao Mingzhi: "..."

Are these people crazy?
Believe it all?
Miao Zhizhi immediately brought people to the scene, and sure enough, he saw the college student Zhao Yiran who was hanging from the tree, and the plant that smothered people and prevented anyone from approaching.

Miao Mingzhi felt that his three views were about to shatter.

Just when he was so shocked that he didn't know what to do, another team appeared and said that it was a special management department, and they took over.

The intern asked Miao Mingzhi in a low voice: "Brother Miao, this is what you said, the world is so big, there are so many wonders?"

Miao Mingzhi: "..."

No, that's not what I'm talking about.

The world I’m talking about is so big that there are no surprises. I’m talking about the wonders under the mundane world, such as those who abandoned their wives and children when they were young, and those scumbags who have no money and scoundrels who want their daughters to raise them when they are old.

This is the first time he has seen such a shattering world view.

Before leaving, the two were also required to sign a non-disclosure agreement.