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Chapter 146 Bodhisattva, fill it up for me
He looked at the three Avalokitesvara Bodhisattvas and was very displeased, "My majesty's sage disciples almost lost their spiritual consciousness by you. After entering Buddhism, you just want to send me away with just three golden elixirs?"

"When I'm a beggar!?"

"This king's life is worth this?!"

Manjusri Bodhisattva was so angry, "I don't know what to buy! Eat these three golden elixirs, but there is a [-]% chance of proving the Daluo Golden Immortal."

"The poor monk and others are just one, are you still dissatisfied?"

Du Fei squinted at him when he heard the sound.

With a face full of disdain, he said: "You Buddhists regard it as a treasure, but don't forget, my master is a sage of Taiqing, the ancestor of alchemy, as a disciple of my master, how many golden elixirs will I send you? "

"Uncle, do you think this is the reason?"

In the end, Du Fei didn't forget to take advantage of Tongtian's majesty and prestige to beat him.

Seeing the smiling Master of Tongtian, Manjusri, Puxian and others immediately swallowed their rebuttals, put their hands together, took a deep breath, and quietly recited the Buddha's name.

"Amitabha."

"The demon king is right, we were the ones who were abrupt."

Guanyin Bodhisattva was also very helpless, so he could only look at Du Fei: "Demon King, what kind of compensation do you want?"

Du Fei's eyes flashed when he heard this.

Hehehe, young master, I'm just waiting for your words!

He coughed lightly with his hands clenched into fists, cleared his throat, and said, "Since you have asked sincerely, I will tell you mercifully that compensation must be based on sincerity."

As he spoke, Du Fei looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva and rubbed his fingers.

"I heard that the Bodhisattva's Sanguang Shenshui is incomparably mysterious and can bring the dead back to life. How about just giving me a thousand-eight-hundred-jin water?"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Hearing Du Fei's words.

Not to mention Guanyin Bodhisattva, even Tongtian on the side didn't hold back.

He didn't catch his breath in one breath, and coughed again and again.

"This bear really knows how to ask for prices. Does all the Sanguang Shenshui in the Three Realms add up to a hundred catties?" He glanced at Du Fei who asked for a thousand catties of Sanguang Shenshui, and wondered in his heart.

as predicted.

Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head immediately after hearing this, "The demon king is not joking."

"Sanguang Shenshui is a spirit of heaven and earth, and the entire Three Realms is only a hundred catties. How can a poor monk have so much for you!"

Sanguang Shenshui.

One of the most precious divine waters in mythology.

It is named "Sanguang" because it is a mixture of three innate divine waters: "sun, moon, and stars".

Each of these three congenital divine waters is a rare treasure and a peerless poison.The divine water of sunlight wears away the flesh and bones; the divine water of moonlight corrodes the soul; the divine water of starlight swallows the consciousness of the true spirit.

Even if the quasi-sage is infected with them, he will have to shed his skin.

So even those ancient creatures that existed since the beginning of the world cherished them very much.

And once the golden Sunlight Divine Water, the silver Moonlight Divine Water, and the purple Starlight Divine Water are combined into one, they will become Sanguang Divine Water, which is the number one healing holy medicine in mythology!

Not only can it detoxify all kinds of poisons in the three realms and six realms, but also overcome all so-called "incurable" poisons.

Also treats any wounds and diseases.

Even the death of the true spirit can be saved, and the effect can be called heaven-defying!

When Tang Sanzang and his disciples were in a difficult situation in Zhuangguan, Sun Wukong pushed down the ginseng fruit tree of Zhenyuan Daxian, and searched all over the three realms for a cure. In the end, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva rescued the innate spiritual root.

The thing used is Sanguang Shenshui.

"Ah, so little?"

Du Fei was a little surprised when he heard the sound, he thought that the jade bottle of Guanyin Bodhisattva was the same as the wine gourd on Yang Chan's waist.

The space is infinite, filled with inexhaustible Sanguang Shenshui!
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He couldn't help asking: "Then how much can you give?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva stretched out a finger, "The poor monk can only give one pot."

Ordinary teapots and wine pots are only a pound even if they are filled.For her, although she was still a little reluctant, it was within the acceptable range after all, after all, the face of Master Tongtian was here.

"OK, no problem."

Du Fei readily agreed.

Seeing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva relaxed a little, turned his hand and took out the jade bottle, "Please, the demon king, give the wine pot to the poor monk."

"flagon?"

Du Fei raised his brows, "Did I say I'm going to use a hip flask?"

After finishing speaking, he walked directly to the bed, and took out a thick and flat carved jade white pot from the bottom. Looking at the strange shape with a wide mouth and long neck and a handle on it, it was clearly a urinal used in the world. pot!

"Please Bodhisattva, please help me fill it up." Du Fei threw the urinal in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and said with a smile.

Manjusri: "?"

Puxian: "?"

Tongtian: "?"

Guanyin:"?????"

How to use a urinal to hold Sanguang Shenshui...

Outrageous operation? !

It doesn't smell bad, it looks new, and it feels good to the touch.

But that doesn't change the fact that it's a urinal!

"The demon king."

"Are you joking with the poor monk?"

Even Guanyin Bodhisattva had already cut off the seven emotions and purified the six sense organs, but facing Du Fei's action, his benevolent and amiable face was still unstoppably stiff, and even the corners of his lips twitched slightly.

"I'm serious!" Du Fei said with a serious face.

"Isn't a urinal a jug?"

"Bodhisattva, the Buddha said that all living beings are equal, you can't discriminate."

Manjusri and Puxian almost couldn't hold back their blood when they heard this!
Is this what all living beings are equal to? !
"Okay...ok...ok..." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva finally nodded with an ugly face, held up the jade bottle, pulled out a willow branch, and poured the three-light divine water into the urinal that would surely shine.

Seeing this, Du Fei finally had a successful smile in his eyes.

Did he use the urinal on purpose?
Of course it was on purpose!

But he didn't want to use this to humiliate Guanyin Bodhisattva, it's simply because...the urinal has a large capacity!
The jug and teapot weigh more than a catty when they are full.

But the urinal is different.

If it is really full, it will start with three or four catties!

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva was already confused by Du Fei's hand manipulation at this moment, and when she realized it later, it was too late, and she could only swallow this dumb loss silently.

Tong Tian, ​​who had been on the sidelines, glanced at Du Fei with admiration.

Secretly sighed that Xiong Wei was witty.

Putting away the urinal contentedly... Ah no, it was Sanguang Shenshui, and Du Fei passed the Guanyin Bodhisattva with a face full of lovelessness.

"Two Bodhisattvas."

"It's your turn." He said with a grin.

"Demon King, this is the ultimate Houtian Lingbao: a consonance that can change according to the user's wishes."

"Demon King, this is the ultimate acquired treasure: the phoenix ring. After wearing it, it can protect the monk's body from the disasters of the five elements, protect the purity of the true spirit, and avoid the evil magic that erodes the soul. It is extremely precious."

Manjusri and Puxian immediately took out the treasure at the bottom of the box.

It's not that they really want to.

But I am afraid that I will repeat the mistakes of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

After all, breaking the fortune is a small matter, but being humiliated is a big matter!

Du Fei put away Lingxi Ruyi and Phoenix Ring, nodded in satisfaction, then looked at the two of them, and said with a smile:

"Thank you two Bodhisattvas for their treasures, but I still have one condition."

　That's it, the third watch is over, and there will definitely be no third watch tomorrow.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)