I created the entertainment era in Journey to the West

Chapter 199 Three Saints and One Drama
Looking at the small jade bottle that fell into his hand.

Du Fei was stunned.

Not only him, but even the Jade Emperor and Tong Tian had strange expressions on their faces.

The three of them turned their heads in unison, looked at the old man Taiqing who was leisurely drinking tea, and then turned their eyes to Zhunti.

His eyes were filled with the meaning of "you are teasing us".

"Amitabha."

"It's the poor monk who is careless."

Du Fei and others made such obvious hints that no matter how stupid Zhunti was, he would understand. He chuckled lightly, but there was no embarrassment on his face. He just reached out and touched the inside of the wide sleeve robe.

He took out an identical jade bottle from it and handed it to Du Fei.

"Another bottle."

Tongtian: "???"

Jade Emperor: "???"

Du Fei: "???????"

Do we lack your bottle of elixir?

Du Fei was speechless as he looked at Zhunti Buddha, whose face was as usual, no matter how much the three of them stared.

No wonder the Second Saint of the West was not likable in his previous life.

This cheek is really thick!

But Du Fei didn't intend to haggle over every detail, he still had some respect for the two saints Zhunti and Yingying. Compared with Sanqing and Nuwa Empress, these two were pure grassroots saints.

Lingbao is not as good as the rich second generation Sanqing.

It's not as good as the Empress Nuwa who holds the human race and the demon race in her hands.

It is entirely by virtue of a bit of tenacity and...shameless spirit that pulls the Buddhist gate.

How similar to those grassroots entrepreneurial youths with no background in the previous life, to be honest, if there is no Guanyin, that old woman suddenly made her own hand, Du Fei would really be too lazy to fight against Buddhism.

But that's the end of the matter, and it's useless to say that.

"Thank you, Zhunti Buddha."

After accepting the golden elixir, Du Fei cupped his hands at Zhunti.

There is never too much good stuff, you can't finish it yourself, and you can also give it to people around you, such as Yang Chan, Ling Xuzi, and the second uncle.

No more.

It is not impossible to use it as a prize for "The Voice of the Three Realms".

Seeing that Du Fei was relieved.

Jade Emperor and Tong Tian didn't bother to say anything.

There was a smile on Zhunti's face, and he continued: "Secondly, I want to ask Master Du to lift the network speed limit on the Buddhist monastery and many temples, Buddhist temples, and Buddhist shrines in the lower realm."

"Buddha."

"Where did you say that?" Du Fei pretended to be puzzled.

Zhunti didn't care either.

He smiled and said: "As far as the poor monk knows, the network of the Buddhist Dojo in the Three Realms suddenly fell into a freeze half a month ago."

"It's almost impossible to use the phone normally."

"For this reason, the Buddhas of Lingshan had to leave Daleiyin Temple and watch movies on a mountaintop tens of thousands of miles away. Donor Du, as the creator of the mobile phone network, it must have been written by you."

Du Fei waved his hands quickly when he heard the sound.

"The Buddha misunderstood."

He sighed softly, "You don't know something."

"This mobile phone network signal is transmitted through the aura of heaven and earth, and there will be interference due to fluctuations in the aura during operation. It is normal for the network speed to slow down due to some unexpected reasons."

"Aura is produced by the way of heaven and involves the essence of the way of heaven."

"The Taiyi Golden Immortal in the lower district knows very little about aura, and it is completely powerless to solve the slowdown of the network speed."

A look of deep regret appeared on Du Fei's face.

But he scolded in his heart: "Fuck, Master Xiong didn't cut off the internet for you guys, but you still want [-]M optical fiber?"

"Go dream!!"

Zhunti obviously didn't believe Du Fei's words.

Seeing this, he smiled lightly and said, "That's weird."

"Why are all Buddhist ashrams in the Three Realms affected by this?"

"And as far as Poor Monk knows, there was news on Weibo that the golden statue in the Buddhist temple interfered with the network signal, which limited the speed of the network around the temple."

"And it happens that they are all within five miles. For this reason, many temples in the lower realm have been burned down by the people who were bewitched by this remark."

Speaking of this, Zhunti looked at Du Fei.

His face was full of meaning, "The strangest thing is..."

"The Weibo accounts that spread the news are all called Du Fei No. [-], No. [-], and No. [-]. I believe Master Du is no stranger to this, right?"

Du Fei: "..."

Gan!
A bunch of idiots.

When you do something bad, you don't know how to wear a vest!

Seeing the stiff expression on Du Fei's face, Jade Emperor and Tong Tian naturally understood that it was definitely Du Fei's fault.

The two couldn't help but look at each other, full of surprise.

There is still such an operation? !
They quickly lowered their eyebrows and began to think carefully about the purpose of this method. Du Fei didn't notice at all that this operation of his opened the door to a new world for Tongtian and Jade Emperor to control and comment on the water army.

Now Zhunti Buddha is talking about this.

Du Fei couldn't continue to quibble.

He could only cough lightly, "It seems that there is something wrong, go back and study it, and solve the problem as soon as possible."

solve?

Of course it is impossible to solve.

At most, the one-thousandth speed limit is raised to one percent.

Du Fei has never been a bear who repays grievances with kindness.

If you want to talk about it, you can lift the network speed limit, which is beautiful!Du Fei didn't plan to go so cheap if he didn't give out some real benefits. At least, he had to get another bottle of Arhat Reincarnation Pill.

Zhunti obviously didn't know the little Jiujiu in Du Fei's heart.

After hearing that Du Fei agreed to solve the problem, the smile on his face became wider, and he immediately said again: "There is Lao Du benefactor."

"Then the next thing is the last thing."

"and also?!"

Du Fei raised his eyebrows, a little surprised.

Fomen is planning to get everything done at once?

But there are no other contradictions between the two sides, right?
Then, he heard Zhunti say: "The poor monk hopes that Master Du can help Buddhism establish the Xitian Lingshan TV station."

"No way!!"

Before Du Fei could speak, the Jade Emperor beside him patted the table first.

No wonder the Jade Emperor was so nervous.

The weather forecast and Tianting TV station have just been established not long ago. This is his hope to stabilize Tianting's luck from the fate of Buddhism Daxing.

If Buddhism also has a TV station.

For Heavenly Court, it is definitely a huge threat!
"What does fellow Taoist Haotian mean by this?"

Zhunti looked at the Jade Emperor, and said with a faint smile: "The poor monk has never heard that Master Du is a registered immortal family in the Heavenly Court."

"The cooperation between Buddhism and Master Du."

"When does Taoist Haotian need to make a decision?"

Looking at the gradually tense atmosphere between the Jade Emperor and Zhunti, Tong Tian's eyes lit up suddenly, Buddhism and Tianting are going to face each other? !This is something unprecedented in ancient and modern times, it is really strange! !
He took a sip of fairy tea and stared at the two of them intently.

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly when he heard this.

"Du Fei is the director of the Tianting Meteorological Bureau who was appointed by the widows. He has an official and a salary. How can he not be regarded as a person in the Tianting?"

"Makes sense!"

Tong Tian nodded and interrupted.

When Zhun Ti heard this, a sneer appeared on his face.

"Daoist Haotian, is it really easy to be fooled by being a poor monk?"

He said indifferently: "The post of the director of the Meteorological Bureau is specially hired by Du Shizhu. If this is considered to be a registered immortal family in the heaven, then the poor monk confers Du Shizhu as a venerable, isn't he also a Buddhist?"

"You're right!" Tong Tian continued to nod.

The Jade Emperor couldn't help being a little annoyed.

He stared at Zhunti, "Don't argue here, even if you are a specially hired fairy official, do you know that the widow once gave Du Fei a marriage?!"

Tongtian turned to look at Zhunti, "That's what happened!"

"Ha ha."

There was no surprise on Zhunti's face, and his tone became tit-for-tat, "Give a marriage? How did the poor monk remember that Master Du rejected the marriage offer from fellow Taoist Haotian on the grounds that he had already had a crush on him?"

"Indeed!" Tong Tian affirmed.

The Jade Emperor suddenly blushed.

He clapped his hands on the table, and angrily said: "Then do you know who Du Fei's favorite is?"

"Who?" Zhunti laughed mockingly.

The Jade Emperor choked.

These words were completely nonsense in his impatience, and he wanted to use them as a way to suppress them.He hasn't had time to go to Yuelao Palace to see Du Fei's marriage red line, how could he know who Du Fei likes?
Just when I don't know how to answer.

He suddenly remembered that he had a niece who had lived in the lower realm for a long time.

After reading this, the Jade Emperor couldn't help blurting out:

"Three Virgins, Yang Chan!"

puff! ! !
Hearing this, Du Fei and Tong Tian, ​​who were about to have a sip of tea and continue watching the play, sprayed out a mouthful of fairy tea...

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