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Chapter 221 Why Are Buddhists Always Hurt?

"Security, security!!"

Until Du Fei shouted for security, Xiong Erzhuang and others in uniform grabbed the microphone, set up the scholar, and blasted out of the hall.

The audience in front of the screen reacted belatedly.

[The nickname has violated the rules]: "Fuck?!"

"Isn't this scholar singing the obscene songs in our brothel?"

"He's so awesome!!"

[True red-eyed black dragon]: "This dude is too arrogant, he actually sang obscene songs in the live broadcast to the whole Three Realms?!"

【Chen Guangrui】: "Zhuzi, it's really insulting to the gentlemen!"

[Call me Your Lady Queen]: "Shameless!"

【White Rabbit Lady】: "How can you say that about this Mr. Guo, he has a true temperament and doesn't pretend."

【Yingchoujian recruitment master】: "I would like to call it the most coquettish!"

【Purple Clothes】: "..."

Du Fei in the studio was sweating.

Jade Emperor and Zhunti looked at each other, feeling even more flustered.

Fortunately, Du Fei called a stop in time, otherwise, if they blew up the lights and sent out a signal to recruit him into the tutor team, it would be all over, and they would become the laughingstock of the Three Realms [-]%.

The majestic Jade Emperor and Buddha.

They are actually competing to recruit a scholar who sings obscene songs into the team.

If you spread the word, you can't be laughed out of your teeth?
"Uh, there was a little accident just now, please don't take it too seriously." Ao Tingxin hurried out to smooth things over.

"It's a pity that Guo Si was not selected by the instructor."

"so……"

As she spoke, she smiled and said, "Let's invite the next singer."

After the words fell, Ao Tingxin withdrew from the stage.

The spotlight was refocused on the entrance, and this time a man with a dignified and imposing face stepped out of it.

Seeing this, Du Fei breathed a sigh of relief.

This kind of person obviously doesn't know how to sing that kind of obscene song.

[Eat me three tricks]: "Okay!"

"Big back, sturdy and brave, heroic, he is the material of a general, I don't know what song he can sing."

"Could it be the battle song in the army?"

[Huang Siye]: "I feel physically...not as good as Elder Tang."

【Tang Sanzang】: "Amitabha."

"I don't dare to be a poor monk."

The man came to the center of the stage, clasped his fists and saluted Du Fei and the others:
"I'm Jiang Wanhao, I have met all the mentors."

Hey, that's a really good name!
Du Fei frowned, a little surprised, the big brother was around two feet away, no woman would dare to get close to him.

"What song did you bring this time?"

Jiang Wanhao handed over again.

"The song I'm singing this time is original by the villain, and it's the first time I've performed on stage. The name of the song is "Complaint."

"Complaint?"

Hearing this, Zhunti and Jade Emperor immediately became interested.

"Then get ready to start."

Jiang Wanhao heard the sound, and immediately took out three broken porcelain bowls from his pocket on the waist and put them on the table, and then took out two chopsticks, and then sat cross-legged on the ground, tapping rhythmically.

Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!
Looking at Jiang Wanhao's actions, Du Fei felt strange for no reason.

The audience in front of the screen is also full of curiosity.

Just listen to Jiang Wanhao singing:
"The villain originally lived near Suzhou City.
There are houses and fields at home

happy life

Who knows the monk's temple next to home

Snake-hearted and greedy

colluding with the government

Occupy my big house and take my field

Father just fell out

beaten with a stick
Mother scolded him for bullying good people

was arrested in the temple

Rape and humiliation a hundred times
last regret
Listen to the story here

furious furious

Compose a minor and sing today

I want everyone to open their eyes

false buddha false bodhisattva

ruthless scum real villain

If the sky knows, it will send thunder

Kill all the bald hairs in the world..."

"security guard!"

"security guard!!!"

Hearing this, Du Fei finally came back to his senses, and hurriedly shouted.

The monsters Xiong Erzhuang who had just thrown the scholar out were stunned for a moment, and then rushed forward. Unfortunately, this Jiang Wanhao really has the strength to resist the little monsters forcefully.

The little demons immediately became ruthless, hugging their legs, pulling their arms, dragging Jiang Wanhao out of the hall.

"Punish all the bald-haired thieves in the world~~"

Only the last line of libretto floats in it.

Du Fei was in a cold sweat.

He glanced at Zhunti beside him, and sure enough, the expression of this Lingshan Buddha didn't change.

But the slightly twitching corners of his mouth betrayed his heart.

After all, this is a live broadcast from all three realms!

He is a majestic Lingshan Buddha, and a guy who doesn't know his origin scolded him in a ditty in front of his face. What a shame!
If it is not known that this person died suddenly on the spot, it will give people an excuse and excuse.

He really wanted to shoot Jiang Wanhao to death with his own hands!

And the Jade Emperor on Zhunti's left was holding up his sleeve robe to cover his face at the moment. Although his expression could not be seen, the trembling crown of jade beads had exposed the truth that he was laughing wildly.

As for the old man Taiqing.

He was pointing his mobile phone at Jiang Wanhao who was being framed out.

Presumably... it was recording.

Now, as the top big V on mobile Weibo, this kind of insider video will surely gain countless attention when released.

Just look at the barrage in the live broadcast room now.

【My Lord is proud of me】: "Crazy!"

"There are not many people in the world who can convince my grandson."

"This person is one of them!"

[Eat me three tricks]: "Ah, it involves Buddhism, I don't want to comment too much, but the heart of helping justice is worthy of praise."

【My nose is very long】: "I feel the same way!"

[Puma Worthy Bodhisattva]: "Evil obstacles!"

【Second Master of Zixiao Palace】: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, good scolding!"

[Lion who likes to swallow things]: "Go well..."

[Qingfeng]: "It's really slippery."

[Mingyue]: "The bald thief? Hahaha!"

[The same king as the world]: "Stop talking nonsense."

【Manjusri Bodhisattva】: "This person insulted the Buddhist sect with foul language, he will immediately pull out his tongue in hell, and he will be punished for ten thousand years!"

[Han Chuang has studied hard for 30 years]: "Brother Taiwan has a good literary talent."

【Hu Li Daxian】: "This is a libretto."

"It's really amazing, I wish I could raise my glass and drink [-] cups!"

【Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva】: "Amitabha, Lord Jiang must have been deceived by others, and urgently needs to resolve his grievances."

【Tang Sanzang】: "If it really happened, alas..."

[Only Love Cunxin]: "Laugh!"

【Who says women are inferior to men】: "???"

[Lu Ban]: "I wish I could kill all the buddhists with my own hands!!"

Barrages were pouring in and out, and the Heifengshan audience at the studio also held back their laughter. Because of Du Fei, they never had a good impression of Buddhism, except for a few monsters from Haidilao.

But they only have a good impression of Tang Sanzang, a monk.

After all, he is a rare dishwashing talent in a thousand years.

And in the director's station, all the freshmen of the film academy who were observing on the spot also turned their attention to Fuhu Luohan.

Fuhu Arhat hurriedly said: "This has nothing to do with the poor monk!"

As for Subduing Dragon Arhat.

He died in the society and didn't follow at all.

"Yes, there are good monks and bad monks, so you can't kill them all with one stick."

Clever Chong, Bai Wuchang and the others spoke in defense.

……

Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was getting more and more uncomfortable, Du Fei quickly gave Ao Ting a wink and asked her to come on stage to host.

He was even more speechless in his heart.

This is really evil!
There were two contestants at the beginning of the show, but none of them was normal!

If we come here a few more times, this program doesn't need to be called "The Voice of the Three Realms", it can be directly renamed "The Big Stage of the Three Realms", because all the people who come here are weird.

Ao Tingxin hurried to the stage, she was also a little confused at the moment.

Although it is not the first time as a host.

But it was the first time that such accidents occurred frequently, not to mention that this was a real-time live broadcast in the Three Realms.

She raised the microphone, and suddenly she was a little speechless:

"Thanks to the singer for his performance."

Zhunti: "???"

Ao Tingxin quickly came to her senses, and quickly said, "No, then, next, let's invite the next contestant to perform on stage."

When the spotlight casts on the stage entrance for the third time.

Du Fei couldn't help praying silently in his heart.

Let's be normal!
Otherwise, Master Xiong's "The Voice of the Three Realms" will really be ruined!
Zhunti, who was sitting beside him, had a dark face at the moment. The reason why he agreed to Du Fei's willingness to be the tutor of "The Voice of the Three Realms" was to promote the momentum of Buddhism, not to be scolded.

It's not a normal person this time.

Whatever he said, he got up and left immediately, and never came back.

Just then.

A young woman with a graceful figure and somewhat revealing clothes came out holding a jade pipa.

"hiss!!!!"

When the light illuminates her face.

There was a sudden sound of breathing in the whole scene.

Beautiful, so beautiful!
Splendid and delicate, golden bead beauty, nephrite fragrance, skin fragrance and greasy skin, sixteen words are not even enough to describe the peerless beauty of this young woman, and the audience on and off the screen are stunned.

[True red-eyed black dragon]: "I'm Zhuo, a goddess!!"

[The monkey gave me back the fire shelter]: "Which female fairy is this from the Heavenly Court? She was born with such a beautiful face, beautiful and beautiful!"

【Purple Clothes】: "It's so beautiful!!"

【Handsome Fuling Mountain Guy】: "Wife, wife, wife..."

【Bai Jingjing】: "Comparable to Chang'e in the moon."

[Lonely Guanghan Palace]: "Alas, even Chang'e in the middle of the moon, no one can compare with this woman..."

[Wei Ai Cun Xin]: "Heh, it's worse than my sister."

[Only Love Cunxin]: "It's far worse than my wife!"

[Old Tree on the Ridge]: "I thought Xiao Xing'er was already beautiful enough, but I didn't expect that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond people."

【Tathagata Buddha】: "..."

Du Fei on the instructor's platform also had a look of astonishment.

Since he came to Journey to the West, this was the second time he had seen such a beautiful woman. Needless to say, the first one was his fairy wife Yang Chan, the daughter of the Jade Emperor's own sister.

But what is the origin of this woman?
To be able to compete with Yang Chan's wife, evenly divided!

Xie Yue held the pipa in her arms and glanced at the reactions of the people present who were very satisfied. As for the Jade Emperor, Zhunti and Taiqing, she didn't care.

These three are not ordinary people.

Also as she thought.

The expressions of Jade Emperor, Taiqing and Zhunti did not change at all.

Even his eyes just linger on the jade pipa.

"Zheng!"

Scorpion Moon suddenly played the strings of the zither, waking everyone up, and then said leisurely: "I have seen all the mentors, the little girl Scorpion Moon is from Poisonous Enemy Mountain, and the song she is playing today is "Pipa Xing" by Yang Ji."

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