I created the entertainment era in Journey to the West

Chapter 399 Doing up mainly learns to rub traffic

"Big cousin, really?"

Hearing what Mo Ang said, the dragon monster looked happy, and stepped forward a few steps, "Did uncle get a job in Heaven for me?"

Mo Ang chuckled, "That's not true."

After receiving such an answer, the smile of the dragon monster disappeared immediately.

"Big cousin, you're making fun of me!" He slumped his shoulders and complained a little, then shook his head, "Forget it, I didn't expect this to happen."

Speaking of this, the dragon monster suddenly clapped his hands, "Oh, look at my memory, I'm too busy talking."

"Big cousin, please come inside!"

……

As the dragon monster entered the water mansion, they each sat down.

Mo Ang swept his eyes, looked at the scenery and furnishings in the mansion, and said leisurely: "Cousin, your water mansion is pretty good."

"It's just a small river house."

"It's far worse than our Dragon Palace from all over the world!"

The dragon monster stretched out his hand to pour tea for Mo Ang, speaking modestly, but the expression on his face was very proud.

Although compared with the Four Seas Dragon Palace, the Heishui River's Heshen Water Mansion is indeed not qualified to carry shoes, but in his and Mo Ang's own water mansions, it is definitely extraordinary.

Mo Ang could naturally see the pride in the eyes of the dragon monster, he immediately smiled and shook his head slowly.

"Cousin, I don't want to be a fool anymore."

"You drove away the God of Heishuihe River, took over his water mansion, and robbed his daughter to be his wife. My father and king already knew about this. Otherwise, how could I have found this place directly?"

As soon as these words came out, the smiling face of the dragon monster disappeared instantly.

He stared at Mo Ang, slightly vigilant, "Did uncle tell you to come here and arrest me?"

"Catch you back?"

Mo Ang took a sip of tea, shrugged his shoulders and put down the teacup, then looked at the dragon monster, "My father is this kind of dragon in your heart?"

"He doesn't care about that!"

The dragon monster was full of hesitation, a little disbelieving, "But I did do something like a robber occupying a man's mansion and robbing a man's daughter."

"Oh, you still know?" Mo Ang gave him an annoyed look when he heard this, "Father, after he found out about this, he never stopped scolding you, even a wonderful thing can be done like this!"

A wonderful thing?
The dragon monster was puzzled when he heard the words.

Mo Ang snorted immediately: "Although uncle violated the rules of heaven and was beheaded, you are still the son of the Great River Dragon King and a close relative of my West Sea Dragon Clan. Compared with this Heishui River God, your status is much higher!"

"If you came here openly, showed your identity, and asked the God of the Black Water River to marry him, would he not agree?"

"Wouldn't it be logical to marry Jiaoniang when the time comes and settle in the Water Mansion?"

"How can you make an enemy for nothing?!"

"Tell me, is this a wonderful thing that you messed up?"

Dragon monster: (°ー°〃)
This... this really makes sense!

Why didn't I think of it at the beginning?
Looking at the embarrassing dragon monster with three points of remorse and shame, Mo Ang said again: "But it's not too late for you to turn around now, you just need to return the water mansion to the river god, and then apologize, and ask him to recognize you Son-in-law. With the face of my father and king, this matter will be over."

"Big cousin, is this okay?"

The dragon monster touched the back of its head, a little uncertain.

"It's likely to be successful, but you have to move out of the River God's water mansion first, and go back to the West Sea to live for a while." Mo Ang nodded.

"Let me move back to Xihai? That won't work!"

However, upon hearing Mo Ang's words, the dragon monster immediately shook his head and refused.

"Hey? What?"

"You don't even listen to your uncle?"

Mo Ang said displeased when he heard the old face froze.

The dragon monster quickly waved his hand, "Big cousin, don't get me wrong, of course I will listen to what my uncle says, but before returning to Xihai, I have one important thing to do first."

"What's the matter with you?"

Mo Ang frowned, and asked strangely: "Could it be that the daughter of the river god is about to give birth, and can't stand the bumpy road?"

"That's not it."

The dragon monster lowered his head and thought for a while, then he said, "My brother, don't hide it from my cousin, I heard that a monk coming from the Tang Dynasty in the east will pass by here soon."

"It is said that if you eat his meat, you can live forever, so my younger brother wants to catch him, and then I will invite my cousin's family to taste it together."

"In this way, even if you can't prove Taiyi, you can still live forever!"

Mo Ang: (oAo Chuan)
Hearing the words of the dragon monster, Mo Ang was stunned by the whole dragon.

Now there are still people who dare to play Tang Sanzang's idea?
He stared at the dragon monster, "Cousin, I heard right, are you going to catch Tang Sanzang and eat it?"

"Ang, yes."

The dragon monster nodded without hesitation.

Mo Ang slapped his forehead, he took a deep breath, and after a long time, he said: "Are you cut off from the world in Heishuihe? Have you never read "Journey to the West" and don't know how powerful Tang Sanzang and others are?"

"Hehe, of course I've seen it." The dragon monster didn't care about it, but relaxed.

"The big apprentice Sun Wukong in the TV series is really amazing."

"Not even the Jade Emperor can do anything to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace."

"But I found out that the content in the TV series is all made up, and it doesn't count. I even wonder if Tang Seng's three apprentices can fly. Otherwise, why would they go to Lingshan step by step?"

"Isn't it tens of thousands of times faster to drive directly to the west sky?"

"It can be seen from this that Tang Seng and his party have absolutely no skills. As long as I step out, I will be able to catch them!"

"Hehehe..."

Mo Ang laughed when he heard the words, "Cousin, I admire your imagination very much, but since you know that TV dramas are all made up, why do you think Tang Sanzang is easy to catch?"

Speaking of this, he took out his mobile phone and boarded Bi station.

Then I found the Bizhan number of Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice, and clicked on the latest issue of "Diary of Learning Buddhist Sutras from the West".

"Look at it."

Pushing the mobile phone in front of the dragon monster, Mo Ang said indifferently.

The dragon monster had doubts on his face, he glanced at Mo Ang, and then looked down at the phone screen.

"Tang Priest fighting the five demons?"

The dragon monster muttered strangely, then looked at the video screen.

"Why..."

"Why do you always force the poor monk to take action?!"

"Tang Sanzang!"

"How dare you hurt my fourth brother like this!"

"Brother, be careful!"

"Woooooo, Elder Tang, we know we were wrong, please let us go..."

After watching the video, the dragon monster's eyes widened, he raised his head in disbelief, and looked to the side to calmly drink tea. Mo Ang said, "Big big...Big cousin, the monk here is Tang Sanzang?"

Mo Ang didn't speak, but nodded calmly.

"impossible!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

The dragon monster wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and shook his head vigorously.

Mo Ang put down the teacup, and said with a chuckle: "Cousin, the Bull Demon King is a first-class monster giant in Xiniu Hezhou, do you think he will accompany only Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice in a play that will damage his reputation?"

"But Tang Sanzang is obviously just a mortal!"

The dragon monster has been shaken in his heart, but he still refuses to give up.

"That's just Tang Seng in the TV series!"

Mo Ang's voice was light, "Who knows if the real Tang Sanzang is a peerless macho who is as powerful as a mountain?"

Hearing this, the dragon monster was struck by a thunderbolt!
Yes, you must be right.

If Tang Sanzang was just an ordinary person, how could the Buddhist sect send him all the way to Lingshan to seek the Tripitaka? Obviously, he is not an ordinary person at all.

"By the way, I have to remind you again."

"what's up?"

Mo Ang sipped tea, and said leisurely: "Since Bizhan went online, every time Tang Sanzang and his disciples met monsters, they would not only teach them a lesson, but also make a video of the process and post it on Bizhan. for people to browse."

"As far as I know, the lion lynx monster and the bull demon king of the black chicken country are all ruined and become a laughing stock."

"Cousin, you don't want to follow in their footsteps, do you?"

Mo Ang's words became the last straw that crushed the dragon monster.

The dragon monster swallowed silently, and the horrible scene of his mother, elders, and other brothers and sisters seeing him being hanged and beaten by that monk Tang Sanzang appeared in his mind.

If it is true, how will he have the face to face others in the future?

Think of this terrible end.

The dragon monster shuddered suddenly.

He came back to his senses, grabbed Mo Ang's hand, and said nervously: "Big cousin, I listen to you, let's go now!"

"Cousin."

"I have to say, you made an incomparably correct decision!"

A smile finally appeared on Mo Ang's face, "Do you still remember what I told you before, I'm here to give you a great fortune?"

"Boss Du of Heifeng Mountain and His Majesty the Jade Emperor have reached a cooperation on [Immortals Going to the Countryside to Build Roads]. This is a great opportunity to earn wish power, and it has nothing to do with our Four Seas Dragon Clan."

"But Father Wang and Uncle Donghai discovered that the bridges of the water systems in various places are not in the plan of Heavenly Court."

"So I applied to Boss Du for the Dragon Clan to build the bridge!"

"And I am following the order of my father."

"I came to see you and went to the human world to help build the bridge of the water system. After the bridge is completed, you can put a monument on it and leave your name. Not only will your name last forever, but you can also get a lot of incense and vows."

"Do you think this is a great fortune?"

The dragon monster was elated when he heard that, and the hand holding the teacup trembled involuntarily.

This is more than a great fortune?

What a great opportunity!
Since the great catastrophe in the prehistoric period, the dragon clan has been extremely difficult to practice. Now they can only take the way of incense and vow power, and the amount of vow power obtained is directly related to their future practice achievements.

If you can gather a lot of willingness by building a bridge for the human race.

In the future, it will no longer be an unattainable dream to use the special skills of the dragon clan to refine and practice, and to break through the realm and become a Taiyi Golden Immortal!

Isn't it more delicious than eating Tang monk meat?

After all, the former became a real Taiyi Golden Immortal and lived forever.

The latter is not only beneficial, but also extremely difficult!
Thinking of this, the dragon monster was ecstatic, and hugged Mo Ang's arm directly, "Big cousin, this is really a great fortune!"

……

"Also talk about great fortune!"

"That's it?"

"I haven't even seen a fart until now!"

Che Chiguo, a certain Sanqing Temple.

Three men in Taoist robes of different colors were either standing or sitting around the table, and the big bearded man said with a look of displeasure.

Needless to say, the identities of these three people are none other than Immortal Hu Li and the others.

It is said that since Heifengshan went online on the Guanxuanbi station, the three brothers of Huli Daxian made a decisive decision to enter the Bi station, become a grandma, and make a fortune in video.

They had an idea and planned to let the monks who were used as coolies cooperate with them to make a small video of Taoist priests beating monks.

Unfortunately, the ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.

Huli Daxian and others have never learned how to make up stories.

There is no professional shooting technique either.

The video of the Taoist priest fighting the monk that was finally produced, not only did not explode into the sky as expected, but was returned by the review with the label "this video deliberately provokes Taoism and Buddha to confront each other".

After being blocked for several videos in a row, Brother Huli Daxian had no choice but to give up the thought of the Taoist and Buddha war.

Turned to pondering videos of other themes.

Although this time he was not made things difficult by Bizhan's review.

However, the few videos that were sent out all fell into the sea without exception, not even one with over ten thousand views!
These three days and five days are fine.

But after a month or two, the depression in Three Demon's hearts could no longer be suppressed.

No, when they were editing the film around the table, the most irritable Hu Li Daxian suddenly swept off the teacups on the table, threw them to pieces, and began to curse.

After seeing Hu Li's movement, Lu Li and Yang Li at the table also sighed softly and put down their work.

"Who would have thought that it would be so difficult to be the master of Bizhan!"

Immortal Lu Li held his forehead and said helplessly.

"It's not easy to earn some wish power!" Immortal Yang Li sat down paralyzed.

Great Immortal Hu Li rubbed his head, and said in a low voice, "I don't care, I have made this video for so long, but I haven't earned [-] wish power in total. This grandma, whoever loves to do it, can do it."

"Anyway, I will never touch it again!"

After speaking, he sat down with his buttocks, folded his hands on his chest, blowing his beard and staring.

"I don't want to do it anymore, I'm going to hit the demon." Immortal Yang Li lay back on the chair, staring at the ceiling blankly.

Seeing Huli and Yangli Daxian both backed down.

"Ugh……"

Immortal Lu Li couldn't help but sighed again.

He turned on his mobile phone, looked at Bizhan's "Diary of Learning from the Western Paradise" by Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice pushed on the homepage, and couldn't help saying quietly: "Master Tang Sanzang and his disciples are really popular now, and every video can be posted on the homepage."

"If only we could be as hot as they are."

"Even if it's only half!"

Immortal Yangli said weakly: "This is fate. First there was "Journey to the West", and then there was "Journey to the West". Tang Sanzang and his disciples have fans and traffic before they come to Bizhan. How is it like us?"

"Didn't they catch the traffic of movies and TV series?"

Immortal Hu Li snorted when he heard the words: "If it was a movie and TV series about our three brothers."

"We can fire too!"

"and many more!"

Hearing Immortal Huli's words, Immortal Yangli suddenly sat up.

He stared wide-eyed, looked at Immortal Huli, and said eagerly: "Brother, repeat what you just said!"

"what?"

Immortal Huli looked at Immortal Yangli strangely.

Upon seeing this, Great Immortal Lu Li interjected: "Brother just said that if we had filmed movies and TV series related to our three brothers, we would have been popular as well. Why, is there any problem?"

"Not this sentence!"

Immortal Yang Li raised his finger and shook his head.

Immortal Hu Li raised his eyebrows, "Is that the sentence 'Didn't they get the traffic from movies and TV shows?'?"

"Correct!"

Immortal Yang Li clapped his hands and said pleasantly, "This is it!"

Hearing this, Immortal Huli and Immortal Luli looked at each other, somewhat confused about what Immortal Yangli meant.

Immortal Yangli jumped up from the chair at this time, excitedly said: "Brother, what you said just now reminded me, since Tang Sanzang master and apprentice can get traffic, why can't we?"

"what?"

Immortal Huli and Immortal Hu Li were stunned for a moment, and then quickly realized.

And Great Immortal Lu Li frowned and said, "Third brother, the method is a good one, but whose traffic can we use?"

Immortal Yang Li suddenly laughed when he heard the words.

He pointed to the video of "Diary of Learning from the Western Paradise" on the homepage of Bi Station.

"Master and apprentice Tang Sanzang!"

(End of this chapter)