Daming Crazy Emperor

Chapter 792 Let's Go To War Tomorrow
Zhang Zhiji and Xu Yunzhen's meal at noon was indeed full, and they couldn't sit still, they kept running back and forth on the deck.

When they were about to flee, an armed merchant ship finally came out from the direction of the opposite port wharf.

The two asked the sailors to look through the binoculars, and they were old acquaintances, Minuit and Black.

These two guys are out of their minds or something, don't know if they can come by a boat?

The armed merchant ship is about [-] materials, and the deck is about the same height as a large fishing boat. If the large fishing boat does not have platforms on both sides, it can be connected to the armed merchant ship, and it can be walked directly on a springboard.

The problem is that the platforms on both sides of the fishing boat are about ten feet wide, and both sides are docked with Spike warships that are more than ten feet wide.

In other words, if these two guys want to build a springboard to walk over, the springboard must be at least three feet long.

Do you have such a long springboard?

Of course there is no such a long springboard, because the three-foot-long springboard cannot be lifted by a few people together, and such a long distance to the gangway will definitely shake. If the skill is not good, it will directly fall into the sea. .

Therefore, no one would be so bored, trying to see if he would fall into the sea on the whole three-foot-long springboard.

As you can imagine, Minuit and Black were a little dumbfounded when they arrived in an armed merchant ship.

This boat can't get through, how can they get on other people's boats on the gangplank?
In the end, they could only climb down the hanging ladder, climb to the Spike warship next to the fishing boat, and then climb the ladder to the deck of the fishing boat.

This toss up and down has exhausted the two pampered reserve dukes.

They were already out of breath when they climbed onto the deck of the fishing boat, and Zhang Zhiji and Xu Yunzhen sat there with enough time to drink tea.

When Minuit and Black saw the two little dukes, their minds almost exploded.

It's these two guys again!
They were fooled by these two guys and ran to South America to attack the Spanish or Portuguese colonies.

As a result, the Ming Empire caught up again.

Are you interested?

It was you who tricked us here in the first place.

Now you are chasing and calling again, is it interesting?

Minuit was so angry that he sat directly opposite Zhang Zhiji and asked pantingly: "Your Highness, we didn't provoke you, why did you chase and call?"

What is this guy saying?

Zhang Zhiji plucked his ears, and said angrily, "Can you speak Spanish?"

Oops, this guy can speak perfect Spanish!

Minuit couldn't help being taken aback when he heard this.

However, after being stunned for a moment, he still asked in Spanish: "Your Highness, we didn't provoke you, why did you chase after us?"

Oh, that's what I said.

Zhang Zhiji asked calmly, "Why did you come here?"

Uh, what kind of negotiation skills is this?
Minuit was a little confused when he heard this.

Of course they came here to grab money.

Question, can this be made clear to others?

To be honest, the colonial robbers at this time were not as shameless as those in the beautiful country in the later generations.

They still need a little bit of face, at least, to tell people clearly that they came here to grab money, and they still can't say it.

Minuit froze for a moment, and simply found an excuse, and said in a rascally way: "This is a military secret of our anti-Habsburg alliance, and we have no comment."

Oops, no comments yet?

You don't know who is begging whom now, do you?
Zhang Zhiji also said very rascally: "Where our Ming Empire wants to use troops is also a military secret, and there is no comment."

you!
Minuit choked on the words.

Seeing this, Black hurriedly sat opposite Xu Yunzhen and continued to question: "What did you say back then, have you forgotten?

You say, North America has no resources, let us not colonize the North American continent, and the West Indies are also yours, let us not attack.

You also said that South America is rich in resources and full of gold and silver, let us grab the Spanish colonies.

We believed your words and came to South America, why did you chase us and call us again? "

Uh, that's fooling you dog to bite dog, okay?

Xu Yunzhen thought about it for a while, and then said slowly: "Aren't you talking nonsense?
When did we let you come to grab the Spanish colonies?
We just said that your enemy is the Spaniards, you might as well snatch the colony from the Spaniards if you are so energetic. "

Does this make a difference?

You are making it clear that you are playing us, right?
Blake was a little annoyed and said, "Yes, we are here to grab the Spanish colony, does it have anything to do with you?
Why are you chasing us, chasing us? "

Now you are begging us, what tone are you talking about?
Xu Yunzhen straightened her face, and said coldly: "Spain is an ally of the Ming Empire, do you think it has anything to do with us?
We were invited by the Spaniards, did the Spaniards invite you here? "

Uh, this.

Blake almost choked, too.

However, the Anglo-Saxons are still a little more shameless than other European colonial robbers.

He just choked, and then said shamelessly: "Our anti-Habsburg alliance has already declared war on Spain, do we still need their invitation to attack their colonies?

It's your Ming Empire, you are always making trouble with us, do you want to declare war on our anti-Habsburg alliance? "

Cut, who are you scaring?

How many small countries dare to threaten Daming?

You still don't understand the situation, do you?
OK, let me remind you.

Xu Yunzhen said disdainfully: "Our Ming Empire is peace-loving, but our Ming Empire is not afraid of any challenges.

If you want to declare war on our Ming Empire, you can.

We took it.

Now, you can go back, tomorrow, we will go to war. "

This!
We're here for peace talks, okay? Why start a war?
When Blake thought of the consequences of going to war, he immediately panicked.

He couldn't help lowering his voice, and said weakly: "We are also peace-loving, and we don't want to go to war with the Ming Empire. Aren't we looking for a peaceful solution now?"

Cut, you still love peace?
Do you believe this?
However, there is no need to say such things, as long as people admit that they are cowardly.

They have already suppressed others' arrogance, and the opening contest is considered a victory.

Now it's time to get down to business.

Xu Yunzhen nodded slightly and said: "You also want a peaceful solution, right?
It's very simple, you just leave all the things you looted from here, and then leave by boat, we will never stop it. "

This is called simple?
You told us to keep all the things we have worked so hard to grab for nearly two years!
is it possible?
Black shook his head without hesitation and said: "No, we can withdraw from Bahia, we can discuss it.

This is our bottom line.

As for what belongs to us, we must take it all away, this is not negotiable. "

What is something that belongs to you.

What did you bring?
Except for your people and ships, you snatched everything else!

Xu Yunzhen pretended to ask: "Is there really nothing to talk about?"

You tell us to spit out what we eat, is it possible?
Black still shook his head without hesitation and said, "This is really nothing to talk about."

That's fine, let's not talk about it.

Xu Yunzhen simply looked at Zhang Zhiji.

This means, I said tired, you go.

Zhang Zhiji said very simply: "Well, since you think there is nothing to talk about, then let's not talk about it, you go back and prepare, we will start the war tomorrow.

We declared war in advance, so don't say we are going to war without declaring it. "

Can you stop talking and start a war, aren't we talking about it?

Minuit quickly interjected: "It's not impossible to discuss this, how about we leave all the farms here to you, is this the head office?"

Can you take this away?

play me?
Zhang Zhiji said disdainfully: "If you want to talk, show some sincerity, don't play such tricks."

Uh, it was exposed in person.

Ok.

Minuit thought for a while, then gritted his teeth and said, "All the black slaves you snatched will be left to you, isn't that really sincere?"

This is sincerity?

Zhang Zhiji didn't answer and asked instead: "Do you think you can still take those black slaves back?

Speaking of this slave, we haven't settled with you yet.

The people of the Indian tribe here are also the people of our Daming, how many have you captured as slaves?

How about we talk about compensation for these people first? "

Compensation?

Don't do this!
Minuit thought about it again, and then continued to grit his teeth and said, "Okay, we will leave all the natives of the primitive tribe here to you, so it's okay?"

Do you dare not stay?
If you don't stay, will we let you go?

Zhang Zhiji pretended to be impatient and said: "We are not talking about people, but things.

If you want to talk about human issues, I have to remind you that it is best to release all the black slaves in your hands.

Otherwise, even if we are willing to let you go, the more than [-] soldiers of the Black God Army will not let you go. "

Black God Army?
The hundreds of thousands of black slaves were also armed by you!

All right, all right, we just don't have enough boats, so I'll leave it all to you.

Minuit gritted his teeth again and said, "Okay, we'll leave all the remaining 30 black slaves to you, so that's all right?"

There are more than 30 black slaves!

Zhang Zhiji pretended to be angry and said, "I've already told you that we are talking about things, not people.

Don’t release those 30 black slaves if you have the guts, and see if the Black God Army will let you go.

You don't want to perfuse us with that, just talk about what you robbed, understand? "

Isn't what we snatched from us ours?
Is it that you don't understand or we don't understand?

This is really their bottom line. It is basically impossible for the colonial robbers to return the things they robbed.

Because they think that as long as they grab it, it is theirs, and private property is sacrosanct!

Minuit couldn't help being angry, and he asked angrily, "Can you still spit out what you eat?"

Oops, angry?

How dare you get angry in front of my young master?

Zhang Zhiji threatened very simply: "You don't feel like you can vomit, do you?
That's fine, let's go to war tomorrow. After a dozen fights, you will probably spit it out. "

you!
Can you stop saying this all the time?
We are talking about peace, not discussing how to start a war!
(End of this chapter)