Douluo: I mess around in Tangmen

"Actually, you know what, this old guy isn't that old, he's only ten thousand years younger than me. He's really lucky to have caught a good day. This little model makes him look pretty decent."

"This little face is so pale, it looks like she's been dead for days. Would the God of Destruction like that?"

Ye Nanxiao dispelled the image of the Frost Goddess behind him, raised his head and looked around.

A large portion of this mountain range in the realm of gods has been shattered.

Actually, Ye Nanxiao had never truly seen the God Realm.

But soon, Ye Nanxiao remembered something.

He stepped into the realm of gods, which means that the flow of time he is in now is different from that in the Douluo world!

Heaven knows how long time flowed in the God Realm while he was in the Law Domain!
"I'll do it!"

Ye Nanxiao let out a low roar, and the blood energy on his body roared again.

This startled Tang San.

They promised not to kill, are they going back on their word now?

"Ye Nanxiao, you..."

Before Tang San could finish speaking, Ye Nanxiao raised his hand and conjured a set of frost shackles, locking Tang San's body in place. Then, divine power surged and transformed into a ball of light that enveloped the two of them.

We need to hurry!

With a single thought, Ye Nanxiao broke through the void, transforming into a flowing rainbow and heading straight for the lower realm.

However, the gods, observing from afar, had a different perspective on this scene.

"My apologies, everyone. This humble disciple was a bit impatient. My mental cultivation is still lacking. Why don't we go back to our work first?"

Electrolux chuckled and spread his hands, trying to smooth things over for Ye Nanxiao.

The God of Destruction had already learned about the normal battle process through the water mirror, and no longer harbored any suspicion towards Ye Nanxiao. Moreover, Ye Nanxiao had his master, Ilex, whose strength had surpassed that of a first-level mad god upon entering the realm.

Ye Nanxiao now truly has a place in the God Realm.

The God of Destruction, following the rules, naturally wouldn't say anything. Besides, it was the God of Asura who got beaten up; nothing much had happened in the God Realm.

If you really want to put it simply, it was just that a no-man's land was destroyed.

"God of Reincarnation, afterwards, why not bring the new Ice God to the Destruction Castle for a visit?"

After offering their invitation, the God of Destruction and the Goddess of Life exchanged a glance, then vanished in a bolt of purple lightning.

The goddess of life nodded to Elex, then lingered her gaze on the two god-kings, good and evil, for a second before riding away on a rainbow.

With a smile, Electrox turned to look at the two great god-kings, one good and one evil, as well as the gods, including the God of War, who had arrived earlier but were intimidated by his aura, and asked, "Gentlemen, is there anything else?"

"If there is nothing else, please leave. I have other matters to attend to."

A faint aura, mixed with the meaning of reincarnation, emanated from it.

The two god-kings, one good and one evil, exchanged a glance, nodded slightly to Elex, then turned and waved their hands, taking away the gods, including the God of War.

This great battle, which stirred up the winds and clouds at the top of the divine realm, has now come to an end.

The divine realm continued to operate, and apart from the top-level deities and a few deities associated with the Asura God, no other deities knew about this great battle.

They would never have known that a parliamentary session could be completed in the blink of an eye.

Douluo World.

With the end of the great battle, the sky gradually regained some of its purity.

The final fierce battle in the far north also marked the end of the war.

The roaring black dragon, together with the holy phoenix, unleashed a massive wave of soul power, pressing down a giant hammer crackling with black and red lightning.

The blazing dragon breath and the holy flames of light intertwined, transforming into a long spear that pierced through a black and red area.

Tang Hao, who was originally able to fight on equal terms with top experts such as Long Xiaoyao and Ye Xishui, suddenly clutched his chest and his expression changed drastically.

His power receded rapidly, like the tide!

The Haotian Hammer, crackling with black and red lightning, rapidly shrank, shrinking from a giant hammer capable of striking dragons to a hammer as tall as a man. But before Tang Hao could react, a beam of azure light, like a cannonball, streaked across his head and slammed into the earth, causing the entire land to tremble.

Tang Hao turned his head in alarm, realizing that the blue light looked so familiar!

It's the sky!
"Looks like the cheat code that some god gave you has expired?"

Gu Yue, surrounded by elemental light rings, landed lightly, a mocking smile on her lips.

She merely clapped her hands lightly as if the battle that had just blasted Niu Tian into the ground was a trivial matter.

Looking at the bottomless pit, Tang Hao's previously lively heart sank to the bottom.

But before he could take any action, a second loud bang rang out.

He looked over again and saw that Titan had already fainted, with Xuan Lao and Di Tian each dragging one of his legs.

At this point, all of Haotianbao's high-end combat forces have been taken offline.

"You've finally found your backer, haven't you? You old codger from history, you're pretty arrogant now, aren't you?"

Elder Xuan spat out a mouthful of saliva, his bulging muscles emitting white smoke, exuding an imposing aura.

"He claimed to be the strongest human being, but it turns out he was nothing more than someone who could manipulate power."

Di Tian abandoned Titan, put his hands behind his back, and tried to maintain his aloof and powerful persona, but when he saw Gu Yue, he knelt down on one knee.

"My lord, I have successfully completed my mission."

Gu Yue nodded slightly, then flicked her finger, and a terrifying elemental dragon condensed, roaring and charging towards Tang Hao.

"You audacious little dragon! How dare you humiliate me!"

Tang Hao erupted in rage, nine blood-red soul rings flashed behind him, his muscles bulged, and he swung his Clear Sky Hammer, unleashing a powerful blow.

Long Xiaoyao and Ye Xishui naturally wouldn't stand idly by, so they immediately mustered their soul power to intercept them.

A golden light suddenly pierced through the void and pressed Tang Hao into the earth.

"I beat up the small fry and then the big ones. Hey, the satisfying things that all the time-traveling predecessors encountered have finally come my way!"

The golden light gradually faded, revealing Ye Nanxiao's figure dressed in divine attire.

As everyone looked at Ye Nanxiao and sensed his ethereal aura, words caught in their throats.

Finally, Gu Yue, who had seen many storms, floated in front of Ye Nanxiao and patted the latter's breastplate.

"Not bad, you've finally become a god, and you've even changed into a new set of equipment. Your health and vitality are abundant, so it seems I don't have to worry about you exhausting yourself for a while."

Ye Nanxiao chuckled, then released his thoughts and quickly swept across the Douluo World.

"Hey? Where are my wives?"

"They went up to the realm of gods. They were afraid you would be too slow to return, so they found a few more sisters for them in the realm of gods."

Gu Yue crossed his arms and spoke in a mocking tone.

Ye Nanxiao looked up at the sky. The timing was a bit unfortunate, but he was no longer the same person he used to be.

A seven-colored ray of light gathered in his hand, flashed, and shot straight into the sky.

Even though the powerful figures present were staring intently at the seven-colored light, they couldn't catch the trajectory of its third eye.

"If you come back with all four limbs intact, it means you won the fight. And the fact that you knew to go find your wife first means that your head is still clear and hasn't been damaged."

Gu Yue looked at Xue Di, who suddenly appeared behind Ye Nanxiao with a smug smile, and her tone gradually became sharp.

Tsk, that snow woman deserves a beating.

Ye Nanxiao glanced back at Xue Di, who was hiding behind him and making faces at Gu Yue, smiled helplessly, and then raised his hand and waved it at Gu Yue.

"Speaking of which, I also brought back some local specialties from the realm of gods."

"What local specialty is it?"

"A specialty of the God-King." (End of Chapter)