No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 1 The Retired Exorcist

parallel world.

June 6th, Saturday, Chengdu.

The high sky is as blue as the sea, and the fluffy and scaly cumulus clouds are like foam washed up on the shore.

The scorching sun at twelve o'clock at noon, and the sticky steam in the air made people feel as if they were bathing in a slime, making them feel uncomfortable all over.

"Slime... I haven't seen them for a long time."

Walking on the somewhat empty street, Qin Ren was smoking a Ms. Aixi cigarette. He seemed to be thinking of some lovely old people, and murmured absently to himself.

……

After 10 minutes, he slowly exhaled a puff of smoke ring, and stopped under a teahouse.

Fengya tea.

Qin Ren looked up, and the teahouse's plaque glistened in the sunlight.

Feng Ya...

Why not Longya?
Implying that only women are elegant, but men are not?

Thinking of this, Qin Ren shivered all over. His whole body was sweating with cold hands and feet on a hot day, and he felt cooler in an instant. Then he stubbed out his cigarette and walked in, heading straight to the second floor.

"By the window. Black bag"

After entering the teahouse, Qin Ren glanced at the anonymous text message on his phone, and at a glance he found the lady in the description in the corner.

"Hello, is this Bai Jie?"

"Yeah, you're Qin Ren, right?"

Qin Ren walked over to say hello, and Miss Bai Jie stood up to respond, smiling generously, but her chin and apple muscles were a bit hard, and she felt like she had been stabbed more or less.

In contrast, Qin Ren's first impression of Bai Jie was almost perfect.

Sword eyebrows and star eyes, yushu facing the wind.

Good posture and neat clothes.

Especially the melancholy eyes, which seem to have a faint taste of Keanu Reeves.

Perhaps in this world where little milk dogs run around, there is no market for "uncle melancholy", but in Bai Jie's opinion, Qin Ren's appearance just hit her xp.

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A cup of Longjing well-ordered was placed in front of the table of the two of them. Qin Ren was thirsty, so he took it up and drank it first, but Bai Jie, on the other hand, wanted to say a few more polite words:
"I've heard about Mr. Qin for a long time..."

"Cough!...cough cough!..."

"?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, Qin Ren choked out a sound, which stunned Bai Jie for a moment.

"It's okay, it's okay..."

Qin Ren waved his hands again and again, but he couldn't say clearly that he had heard "91 Mr. Qin", so he took the initiative to take over the conversation:

"So, you are responsible for the retirement procedures of my exorcist?"

"Yep."

Now that Qin Ren was straight to the point, Bai Jie was rude and showed her eight professional teeth:
"Let me introduce myself first. I am the new Director of the Exorcist Office of the Plane Administration, Mr. Qin. Do you need me to tell you about the retirement precautions for exorcists?"

"no need."

Qin Ren waved his hand:
"I've been working night shifts for a month, and I finally have a day off today. I still have to buy cat food and watch movies. Let's make it quick."

Exorcists are also human beings, and if they exorcise demons privately, those who deserve social animals will be social animals.

After all, the contracts of the Plane Management Bureau are all overlord contracts, and the symbolic monthly subsidy from the bureau is not enough to open memberships on major platforms.

Bai Jie started to take forms, signature pens, recording pens and so on from her bag.

While taking it, I can’t help but feel a little curious:

"That...Mr. Qin?"

"Ok?"

"You work so much overtime, what do you usually do?"

"Work..."

Qin Ren narrowed his eyes and took a sip of tea:

"Coder, have you heard of it?"

Bai Jie nodded:

"Well, bald."

"996, have you heard of it?"

"Well, good news."

Bai Jie looked at the top of Qin Ren's head:

"But you don't look like a programmer?"

"I am a fellow programmer. I graduated from architecture and work in a design institute. I am currently 907."

907, 12 plus 12 minus 9 times...

Bai Jie silently calculated in her mind that she was not very clear, so she didn't get entangled. She turned on the recorder, cleared her throat, and began to confirm some basic information with Qin Ren:

"Name."

"Qin Ren, Qin Shihuang's Qin, Xingren's Ren."

"age."

"23."

"How long have you been an exorcist?"

"Sophomore year to now... 4 years, the contract signed with your bureau is 4 years."

4 years, in the exorcist industry, it is old qualifications.

After all, the risk is high, and there are not many exorcists who have worked for 4 years and are still mentally healthy.

"What's the reason for retirement?"

"It's very simple. It's not a good job at all. In addition, I have been working for more than a year after graduation, and I am getting busier. There is also a sister who is studying in the graduate school at home, so now I just want to concentrate on being a social animal and save some down payment. .”

Qin Ren spoke slowly, and then took out a cigarette:
"do you mind?"

"Please."

Bai Jie is one of the very few types who likes men to smoke, and Qin Ren is also one of the very few types who can keep his teeth white and clean by smoking.

white, white...

Could it be a good match?
Bai Jie made a homophonic brain supplement, and twirled the signature pen around her fingertips:
"May I ask Mr. Qin's ability?"

"Ability? And this?" Qin Ren frowned.

"Yes, it is not required."

Even if most exorcists retire, they are unwilling to disclose their "unique skills" as housekeepers. This is human nature.

The same is true for Qin Ren, so he chose to skip this question.

"Okay, then..."

Bai Jie pulled the chair and sat up a little more:

"The next step is to trouble Mr. Qin to recall which demons you have encountered in your exorcism career. The bureau needs to collect relevant information."

……

【Devil descendants】, that is, 【Descendants of the devil】.

The universe is boundless and the space-time is vast.

Before the 19th century AD, when the barriers of planes were still weak, existences on various multi-planes had traveled to this world due to intentional or unintentional reasons.

Nine-tailed fox, gluttonous, Gorgon, Cyclops, ancient omnic, Leviathan, Lucifer, blood clan, werewolf...

From "Shan Hai Jing" to "Bible", from ancient myths to folklore, their power and mystery have been recorded and circulated in various forms and versions.

Now, times have changed.

Affected by the older generation of exorcists and the living environment, those once glorious existences have long since disappeared, and the closure of the barriers of the planes has also resulted in no "newcomers" appearing.

The animals, plants, and even things in the world that have been affected by their blood or abilities have survived in various forms to this day, and they are called "Devils"

For example, vampires, who inherited the bloodthirsty characteristics of the vampires, but were ugly and vicious in appearance, were the most common type of demon descendant among contemporary exorcists.

……

"Devils, let me think about it, there are actually not many."

Speaking of the demons he had encountered in his exorcism career, Qin Ren also narrowed his eyes, and then wrung his fingers:
"First of all, there are vampires, Tai Sui, and water monkeys, and then there are three sisters, swamp slime, forest slime, and lubricating fluid slime. The squatting ewe..."

It is not much, but in fact there are many types of light.

In the end, Qin Ren simply took out his phone and showed Bai Jie a few photos, and the things in the photos were even more important:

Octopus tentacles covered with eyeballs;

A metal cube soaked in blood;
A white and tender jade leg covered with orthographic characters;
A mummy of a false mother with Taoist talismans on it;
……

"This... These are some extremely rare types of demon descendants with extremely scarce information. There are so many in Rongcheng?"

Bai Jie opened her mouth in disbelief:

"And the bureau said, Mr. Qin, you often exorcise demons without bloodshed, neither capture nor hunt, but the demon descendants in Rongcheng are more law-abiding than many other areas. Is it true?"

"It's exaggerated a bit, but it's about the same."

"On your own?"

"if not?"

With a cigarette in his mouth, Qin Ren spread his hands calmly:

"No one knows exorcism better than me."

"..."

Well, it seems that this time I met a big boss.

Now Bai Jie seemed to know why the bureau had to give her another task when she arrived.

An exorcist like this is really worth keeping...

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So, when all the information was almost filled in, except that the handprint was not pressed, Bai Jie put away the form and took a sip of tea, and began to try the second stage of communication:
"Mr. Qin, to be honest, regarding your retirement, the Exorcism Office in the Bureau means to see if you can reconsider contract renewal..."

"Don't think about it!" Qin Ren sternly refused.

Renew?

What a joke!
Qin Ren has been exorcising demons for 4 years, not to mention suffering and tiredness. He also broke up with his first girlfriend in college because of an outrageous exorcism.
"Mr. Qin, you may not know, in fact, in the recent situation... No, it should be said that the whole world may undergo major changes, and the safety of the world is very likely..."

"Is it poop? Is it safe?"

Dian!Dian Zhong Dian!
4 years have passed and I still come to this set...

Qin Ren rolled his eyes in disdain.

Back then, when he was just a sophomore in college, he was still a little fresh meat. He was Baidu "how to tactfully persuade his girlfriend to wear stockings" in his dormitory. Suddenly, a group of people who claimed to be the Plane Management Bureau broke in and said that they had detected something on him. With supernatural powers, the heavens have given you great responsibility, and the task of protecting the world is entrusted to you.

How naive at that time!

Impulse!
"The Guilty Crown" has just ended, and Qin Ren has nowhere to vent his passion!
So I signed a 4-year overlord contract to exorcise demons in the Rongcheng area.

At first, Qin Ren didn't know what his "supernatural power" was, so he didn't dare to resist.

Later, I realized that Qin Ren already had a Stockholm mentality of "everyone is here", so he worked until the contract expired.

Now that he wanted to completely return to normal life, but the bureau tried to catch him in the same way, then Qin Ren's attitude could only be Pixiu's ass - no way!

"But Mr. Qin, this time is really different."

Bai Jie didn't give up:

"Recently, many demons around the world have behaved abnormally. There are rumors in the bureau that the barriers of the plane may be loosened again."

"The barriers of the planes are loose..." Qin Ren pricked up his ears slightly, and squinted at Bai Jie.

"Well, some people speculate that there may be a new generation of 'devil ancestors' descending on those ancient alien planes, which is why the demon descendants are restless! It is also speculated that the coordinates of the gap where the barriers of the planes are loose may just happen to be in Rongcheng, so ..."

"Rumor? Guess? Estimate? Maybe?"

Qin Ren interrupted Bai Jie with his fingers, and looked at her expressionlessly:
"Miss Bai, do you think it's appropriate to use things you're not sure about to PUA me?"

Not suitable.

And it's too much.

Nine-tailed fox, Taotie, Lucifer, blood clan, werewolf...

If the plane barriers were really loosened, wouldn't these things be seen again?

In 2012, the Mayan prophecy of the end of the world was also popular. What happened?
In 1999, it was still said that the whole people kept it a secret, but what?

Qin Ren was once bitten by a snake for ten years and was afraid of well ropes. He didn't like Bai Jie's tricks. He said "If this happens, the earth will be destroyed", and then left straight away. As soon as he went downstairs, the phone rang in his trouser pocket. up.

"Tsk, don't suddenly have to work overtime again..."

Qin Ren took out his phone and took a look. Fortunately, it wasn't.

The caller ID on the screen is four characters:
【My Lady Queen】

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(There are many heroines in this urban daily article, why not write a single heroine, because there are too many characters to write, and a single heroine can't fit in a book and it won't be long. Tell a small story for fun, everyone gets along with each other and likes to support Next, I don’t like to leave quietly, it’s not easy for anyone who is a part-time worker)
　Mengxin's first book, positive energy urban daily life, the author asks for a lot~
　　Another recommended book is "I Really Don't Want to Read Files". It's almost finished recently. You can read the book shortage, but leave the tickets for this book~
　　In addition, the author is a macho, so please stop believing in rumors and spreading rumors.

　　


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