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Chapter 156 Brother-in-law の Wall Dong (4000 words count as two?)

After sneaking out of the fitting room, Qin Ren originally planned to escape directly outside the mall, and then make up a lie for Cheng Siyu and Yun Wanhe, just wait outside the mall.

In this way, even if the two groups of people inside meet, they just pass by and meet by chance.

But the dream is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.

"Hee hee, brother-in-law~"

"!?"

Others met love around the corner, and Qin Ren met his sister-in-law around the corner.

And the most deadly thing was that Yu Yourong and Yu Linger were paying the bill right behind their backs.

"Shh!!!"

Qin Ren's fingers were stretched straight around his lips, and the faint blue veins were almost popping out. Seeing this, Cheng Siyu blushed for no reason at first, and then tilted his head in doubt:

"What's the matter, brother-in-law..."

"Eh? Wait..."

"No, brother-in-law...it's too...too sudden, I haven't..."

"Ah~..."

boom!
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"?"

The sudden sound of closing the door made Yu Yourong, who was scanning the QR code, turn around and look back:

"What movement?"

"Ah, that...it seems to be from the store next door..."

Yu Ling'er hesitated to answer the conversation. Although she didn't know what happened, most likely it was Qin Ren who made the noise.

Moreover, it should be related to those two female friends...

"Humph…"

"Humph?"

"..."

Yu Yourong turned his eyes strangely, Yu Linger quickly lowered his head and pretended to check the packing bag.

……

Why did you make a sound...

It seems that it's all because the master cares too much about the apprentice and complains too much for the apprentice, Yu Ling'er was touched by herself.

However, she didn't answer Qin Ren's ass all the time.

After all, judging from the current situation, no matter what happened to Qin Ren, Yu Ling'er who "harbored" him would have to share half of the "Military Medal".

So Yu Ling'er also actively helped Qin Ren's sloppy eyes, urging his apprentice to leave quickly, so as not to bump into the sneaky Qin Ren and his two colleagues.

colleague…

female colleague...

Also two...

Don't go home after work, go shopping with them...

"Humph…"

The master seemed to snort again, Yu Yourong glanced at her, seeing that her eyes were a little dazed, then she blushed, and then she was dazed again, with an inexplicable change.

"..."

What's wrong, why did my mood suddenly fluctuate as soon as I came out of the fitting room.

Could it be that the fitting room can transform a living person and take away the spirit of the master?

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What Yu Yourong didn't know was that, at this very moment, there was actually another person whose soul had been transformed.

"Sister... brother-in-law..."

In the Laimi stockings store next door to Candy'in, the same style as Yu Linger, in another fitting room back to back, Xiao Chengzi, holding her breath, huddled in a corner, holding herself nervously with both hands The OL coat, the clear eyes are wide open, the small face half upturned is filled with a light peach color, looking at the man whose chin is less than half a foot away from the tip of his nose, he feels his heart like a deer jumping out.

……

What's the situation? !

After not seeing him for a while, why did my brother-in-law... suddenly become enlightened?

Nervous, Surprised, Excited...

All kinds of intense emotions began to intertwine in Xiao Chengzi's messy heart in just half a minute.

Look at the current posture of the two of them...

wall dong?Is it wall-dong~?

The smell of soap on the shirt was mixed with the warm smell of male hormones. Being blocked in a small corner by him like this, Cheng Siyu's whole body was tense, his arms and legs were tightly pressed against his body, Like a little swan curled up in a reed.

Of course, if she was really a little swan, with a pair of small wings on her back, she might be flapping non-stop, causing her feathers to fly all over the sky.

"..."

"..."

Huh?But why doesn't brother-in-law speak?

Cheng Siyu originally came to find Qin Ren who had always been there, but who knew that the moment he found it, her brother-in-law suddenly put herself in this small dark room...

Ah no, it's not a small black room, it's... a fitting room.

But is there a difference?

Cheng Siyu thought of an Internet door incident called Uniqlo a long time ago, so he thought it seemed to be the same.

……

Just as Xiao Chengzi was thinking wildly, Qin Ren also spoke:

"Sorry, did I scare you?"

"Ah? Ah...it's okay..." Xiao Chengzi's ears were warm.

"Well, the main reason is... I just met an acquaintance, and it's a bit of a holiday, I don't want to be recognized..."

"???"

After a short moment of astonishment, there was a quick calm and a long breath of "huh".

That's right, the above work is only for a short while, in fact, if you think about it a little bit, you will find that something is wrong. Some things are really not so easy to complete in one step...

But it's okay~
The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

Although Xiao Chengzi has been working hard, she didn't give too much hope to the result so stupidly, and she was not so easily disappointed. She shrugged and lifted her brother-in-law's calf:
"What acquaintance? Ex-girlfriend?"

"Don't talk nonsense."

"Oh, that's the person who cheated on you, like the one who called you at that time?"

"Cheng Siyu, adults should be responsible for what they say."

At that time, it was really Yu Yourong who called Qin Ren. The sister-in-law probably ran into a dead mouse. Qin Ren felt a little guilty, took half a step back, and looked out through the crack of the fitting room door. Seeing Yu Yourong's back as he went away, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief:

"Let's go... oh yes, why did you buy it for so long?"

"I've already bought all of them, why don't I go to find you?"

"Oh, where's Miss Yun?"

"In another fitting room."

"Fitting room? Can you still try on stockings?"

"I just tried it out after paying."

Cheng Siyu spread his hands:

"Anyway, you're missing, so I might as well try it on when I'm looking for you, and it's a style I wouldn't normally wear..."

Don't usually wear it?

The curiosity that normal men would have emerged from the bottom of Qin Ren's heart:
"What style?"

"Here, I also tried this kind of Bling Bling."

Bling Bling's is shiny, my sister-in-law skillfully lifted up the trousers, revealing a brand new pair of soft gray pantyhose inside, the gray texture is mixed with shiny velvet, no matter what angle it is, it can follow the curve of the feet and legs Diffused with a layer of star-like charming silver color.

"Laimi's Brilliant Night Series."

There was a narrowing in the corner of his eyes, and Cheng Siyu took a peek at his brother-in-law, and raised the trousers a little bit, revealing more of his slender and moist calf:

"There are five colors in total. My pair is called [Silver Horn King]."

Qin Ren's brows twitched, and his throat moved:
"Kinky... what?"

Memories were brought back, and Qin Ren thought of a series of works that he had peeked at in his university dormitory a long time ago, and there happened to be two familiar Chinese characters in the title.

"Silver horn, the one in Journey to the West, homophonic stalk, silver feet."

Cheng Siyu put down his pants, and casually popularized science:
"No matter which brand, this kind of Bulling Bulling, all this color is called this name, just like "Haoyuebai" in the phone, "Business Black" or something, if you don't believe me, search it on Taobao [Yinjiao Dawang] ] or 【Golden Horn King】"

"Why am I searching for that thing..."

It turned out to be that silver.

Qin Ren muttered and reflected silently.

Amitabha, Qin Ren, your heart is too dirty!
he—tui!

"Sister Yun bought [Golden Foot King]."

"Fine... oh oh, really."

he—tui!After scoring twice, Qin Ren despised himself again.

"Anyway, it's quite nightclub style. Sister Yun and I don't go to nightclubs, so it's not suitable to wear it out, but it's really pretty and cheap, so I just bought two and stocked up."

"Well, it's pretty close."

After self-reflection, Qin Ren pretended not to care:

"However, they are all similar, and they are worn every day in the company. In fact, there is nothing to choose."

"cut…"

Cheng Siyu was even more indifferent, and stuck out his tongue at his hypocritical brother-in-law:
"Then you look at it every day in the company, what's there to see?"

"Cheng Gong, don't spread rumors!

Every time my sister-in-law mentioned this, Qin Ren's old face couldn't hold back:
"Who watches it every day?"

"just you."

Cheng Siyu showed no mercy:

"I see Sister Yun every day."

"I said it wasn't intentional."

The eyes are on Qin Ren's face, and the stockings are on Yun Wanhe's body. If they can be avoided every time they meet, wouldn't it be strange?

"And then look at my..."

"..."

Qin Ren's face darkened instantly.

To be reasonable, Qin Ren didn't do it on purpose, okay?
"That's obviously because you deliberately made fun of it."

Qin Ren sometimes felt that a sister-in-law who would lift up her trousers to give her brother-in-law's trousers was the only one in the world.

"Then have you read it?"

"..."

Qin Ren was silent, then nodded stiffly.

"Isn't it pretty?"

"..."

Silent again, nodding stiffly again.

"?wrong!"

Then Qin Ren realized that he was seriously off topic.

Why would he discuss stockings with his sister-in-law in the dark room... oh no, in the fitting room?

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, Cheng Siyu, when can you stop thinking about teasing your brother-in-law, and be as well-behaved and sensible as your sister, then I really want to go to Qingcheng Mountain to worship Bodhisattva."

"Bodhisattva belongs to Buddhism, and Mount Qingcheng belongs to Taoism."

"Then worship Zhang Tianshi, or snake fairy, Bai Suzhen or something."

"Oh."

Cheng Siyu said "Oh" expressionlessly. If I remember correctly, this is the second time he said something similar today.

……

Clever?

Stupid brother-in-law, stupid Qin Ren, what does he know...

If my sister is well-behaved, then she won't even be able to get leftovers from her...

……

"out."

Cheng Siyu, who was leaning against the corner, straightened up, left Qin Ren aside with his left hand, grabbed the doorknob with his right hand and swung it, almost hitting Qin Ren's elbow.

"Tsk! Can you take it easy?"

"A lot of nonsense."

"..."

Outside the fitting room, Qin Ren was dazzled by the light directly above his head. He raised his hand to cover it up, and saw Cheng Siyu walking out of the fitting room quickly through his fingers. He always felt...

Is this guy suddenly angry?

……

"Sister Yun, sister Yun?"

"Hey, I'm here, where is Xiaoqin? Did you find it?"

"Well, Qin Gong is over there, sister Yun, let's ignore him first."

"Eh? What's the matter?"

"He just went to have a baby, and he stinks."

"..."

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Just like that, Qin Ren finally reunited with Yun Wanhe and Yun Wanhe again, bearing the unwarranted stigma, and soon walked out of the shopping mall and onto the subway.

Three people, two directions.

On the line where Qin Ren and Cheng Siyu were together, the atmosphere between the two was much quieter than before, because Cheng Siyu didn't say a word on the way home.

Did not speak to brother-in-law.

Didn't get very close to my brother-in-law unknowingly.

He didn't fall asleep in a daze, and then leaned on his brother-in-law's shoulder.

He just lowered his head and kept looking at his phone.

"..."

"..."

She was not a girl who liked to play with mobile phones, and this was not the sister-in-law Qin Ren knew. Qin Ren felt a dull feeling of helplessness after a long absence.

It's like when I was in elementary school, I went home from school with my beautiful deskmate. The deskmate was silent all the way because she was in a bad mood, and you who were with her might be in a worse mood because of this.

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"Go away."

This was the only sentence Cheng Siyu said until he got off the subway.

"Um…"

Qin Ren couldn't confirm whether she was angry with him because of something, but he felt inexplicably unhappy. Looking at her petite back stepping up the steps, he suddenly wanted to talk to her more, but couldn't find it temporarily. Huatou.

"that…"

In the end, Qin Ren opened his mouth forcefully.

Cheng Siyu stopped and turned around slightly, revealing some pretty ears and eyes hidden under the tips of her hair.

"The bus...hasn't stopped yet? Do you want me to take you?"

After pondering for a moment, Qin Ren said what he felt was the most stupid sentence in recent years.

bus?

It's only six or seven o'clock. Whose bus stops running in time to get off work?

This is probably the most failed example of finding something to talk about this year.

"The bus..."

However, the girl on the stairs seemed to be as stupid as him, she thought for a while, and then turned half of her face a little more:

"...Route 520, there are more."

"Oh, all right…"

Is this guy giving himself a step...

"Hello, brother-in-law."

"Ok?"

The little orange on the stairs seemed to have a lighter voice. Qin Ren raised his head and saw her smiling playfully like a little fox like usual:
"If one day, you really miss 520, remember to send me off~"

"Oh, I see."

Qin Ren nodded dully, seeing that Cheng Siyu seemed to be in a better mood, and sighed how wonderful women are, at the same time, his mood also improved a lot.

Ding-dong-

"?"

Cheng Siyu left, and Qin Ren's wechat rang.

【Little Orange: Picture.jpg】

【Little Orange: Picture.jpg】

……

"..."

Cheng Siyu sent several photos in a row, all of which were Qin Ren's face with frowned eyebrows as if he was in prison. Only then did Qin Ren know that his sister-in-law was playing "candid shots" with her mobile phone on the subway.

"Should I say 'As expected of you'..."

The corner of his mouth curled slightly, Qin Ren finally sent [Smile.jpg] over, shook his head, and continued to go home.

(End of this chapter)