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Chapter 158 I Want To

duang~
Qin Ren threw a certain Pixiu who was riding on his lap to the side of the sofa, and hugged Tuantuan again.

"Meow~"

Damn, do you know how to turn back?Tuantuan also forgave Qin Ren at the speed of light.

"Luo, have I told you to think twice before speaking every time?"

Qin Ren stared at Luo Yao with a dark face, and the little girl thought twice.

a thought...

Think twice...

think twice...

Luo Yao thought for a second, three seconds passed, and after thinking twice, she suddenly ate and ate her fingers:

"That's right, it should be Qin Ren who is serving me... Oh, it hurts, it hurts—"

It's been a long time since I pinched Pixiu. Qin Ren moved his hands. The cold glutinous rice dumplings are really comfortable:

"Why should I sleep with you?"

"Don't pinch me."

Luo Yao was not happy, so she took out her wet fingers, and restlessly poked Qin Ren's mouth a few times, and was pinched again.

"Unlucky boy..."

Qin Ren was cursing, his lips were full of sweet nectar.

……

Although this guy is a spirit beast, and the body fluids all over his body are cleaner than the surface of his body, but it is saliva after all, and Qin Ren is not a pervert, so naturally he can't let her do whatever she wants.

"If you try harder, I'll still pinch you."

"Huh...o(￣ヘ￣o#)"

Smelly Qin Ren, always treats Master Shangxian as a doll...

However, Luo Yao gave in, pouted her mouth, stood on the sofa, raised her little feet wrapped in white cotton socks to kick the balls away, then sat back in Qin Ren's arms, and solemnly announced:

"Qin Ren, you know, I am not my seat from today on."

"?"

Am I not me?When Qin Ren heard that she was quite philosophical, he sneered and played with her pretty little skirt:
"Okay, so what are you?"

"Hum~"

Luo Yao proudly put her hands on her hips:
"It's me~!"

"What the hell?"

"I!"

Luo Yao hugged Qin Ren's neck and shook it twice:
"It's the queen, the queen is my palace, and this palace is my queen."

……

Historical experience tells Qin Ren that whenever a domesticated spirit beast behaves strangely, the reason is generally related to some earth literary works that the spirit beast has recently come into contact with.

To put it bluntly, it means seeing what should not be seen.

Qin Ren didn't really forget things as much as Yu Yourong said, so he suddenly remembered the phone call he had made with Luo Yao during the day. Watching a TV show.

"How many episodes of "The Legend of Zhen Huan" have you watched?" Qin Ren took out the phone from her and opened iQiyi.

"52 episodes."

Luo Yao replied, a little shy, pressing her small hands down along the skirt.

Qin Ren keeps playing with her skirt, so much that she can see her panties, it's really annoying...

Lord Shangxian is no longer the little girl who filled the living room with her bare butt and didn't feel ashamed. It's not dark yet, so how can Qin Ren see her panties casually?

"So you watched 52 episodes of "The Legend of Zhen Huan" and came to the conclusion that you are the queen?"

"It wasn't originally."

It seems that Qin Ren hasn't figured it out yet, Luo Yao looked at him seriously:
"So from now on, I will be my palace, and then my aunt will be in the world."

"It's my mother, what kind of aunt, what kind of aunt..."

Aunt world...

Qin Ren felt disgusted just thinking about it, and panicked.

"Dare you become a queen just to serve others?"

"The other Bengongs don't know how to do it, and they didn't do it on TV either."

"It's as if you're going to sleep in."

Qin Ren laughed, lay down, and changed into a comfortable position for her to continue nestling:

"The hair doesn't even grow, do you know what it means to sleep in bed?"

"It's the queen or concubine who wants to sleep with the emperor."

is it hard?Isn't this what Luo Yao does with Qin Ren every night?
Oh, and there is also Gu Qing.

Hmm... Gu Qing can only sleep two days a week...

Then she is considered a concubine~
After arbitrarily assigning high and low in her heart, Luo Yao's smooth forehead was hit by Qin Ren:
"Wake up, the Qing Dynasty is dead, am I the emperor?"

"You are not, so I don't want to sleep with you, I want you to sleep with me..."

The little girl who suddenly calmed down was as delicate as porcelain, with her soft little face leaning against Qin Ren's shoulder, curled up in Qin Ren's arms, more like a ball than a ball, white and tender Pressing his fingers on Qin Ren's belly, he slowly drew a circle:

"Qin Ren..."

"Ok?"

"...you are not the emperor, so...just..."

She raised her face, her face was small, her body was also small, her eyes were like glass beads washed with water, with a moist layer of luster, very beautiful:

"...So Qin Ren, you only have a queen, not a concubine, okay..."

"Stupid, where do I get my concubine now?"

The little guy can always inadvertently give people a soft and soft healing feeling. Qin Ren gently shook her ankle, and kissed her little nose gently:

"Speak nonsense by yourself, and then think nonsense after speaking..."

In the current popular words, it is suddenly a bit emo.

"...I am not the emperor, and you are not the queen. I am Qin Ren, and you are Luo Yao."

"Then...then Qin Ren is also Luo Yao's Qin Ren..."

"When did I get bought out by you?"

"Now, and later."

Luo Yao bit a long hanging hair into her mouth, and pressed it back and forth with her thin lips:

"...You agree first. If you agree, Luoyao will...be Qin Ren's Yaoyao..."

"Yaoyao?"

Qin Ren suppressed a smile.

"Do not laugh!"

"I call myself Yaoyao, are you embarrassed? Hahaha..."

"I told you that you are not allowed to laugh!"

Luo Yao was anxious and frustrated, and shook his neck vigorously, pretending to be out of breath, so that she could hide the shy pink on her face.

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In the end, to put it bluntly, Luo Yao still didn't know what a servant was.

The show on TV was extremely subtle, and it was an ancient costume show. If you don't understand some ancient words, it will be even more euphemistic.

Qin Ren refused to explain to her, so Luo Yao kept pestering her all the way to dinner.

Qin Ren, helpless, finally gave an explanation of "intercourse".

"What is sex?"

"..."

As a result, this problem has naturally fallen into the nesting doll dilemma.

"elder brother…"

The two snakes had learned this word before, and the fish was so embarrassing that they listened, and gave Qin Ren a piece of fish:
"...Don't teach Yaoyao strange things..."

"Injustice!"

Qin Ren immediately compared himself to Dou E. This spirit beast can learn by itself without a teacher, so why did he teach it?

"Just a mouthful."

Qin Ren curled his lips, and began to throw the blame like a trick:
"Since you look like you understand, then explain [intercourse] to Luo Yao."

"Oh brother..."

The little snake blushed, and hadn't expressed its stance yet, but the big snake's chopsticks hit the side of the bowl, making a more obvious sound.

Yu Yourong and Qin Ren glanced sideways at the same time, but Yu Linger remained expressionless and continued to pick up vegetables, and after a while, he said in a very low voice:
"...a bad guy is a bad guy..."

"Master? What are you mumbling about?"

"Cough cough!"

Qin Ren squeezed his throat, picked up the spoon actively, and interrupted the possible continuation of the conversation between the master and apprentice:
"Yourong, come, have some soup."

"oh oh."

"More meat..."

"Well, thank you brother."

Yu Yourong obediently held up the small bowl, filled it with spoonfuls of brother's care, and began to eat slowly when it was full.

But after quietly glancing at the sweet little appearance of her apprentice, Yu Ling'er felt a messy and indescribable feeling in her heart that came from nowhere.

I feel... Master's body has been seen by others, but this scoundrel has never suffered anything, so why is he so proud of himself...

Human emotions, especially women's emotions, are inherently unpredictable.

So, under the blessing of an inexplicable impulse, Yu Ling'er picked up her own bowl, and "slapped" it in front of Qin Ren.

"?"

Qin Ren, who had just put it down, was taken aback for a moment.

Yu Ling'er lowered her head and didn't look at him, silently biting her chopsticks, pursing her lips and burst out three words:
"I also want…"

(End of this chapter)