No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 171 "My dog ​​has become a vampire cat-eared succubus maid"

Before picking up Lily, Cheng Siyu had never had a pet.

Cheng Siyu rarely had the opportunity to masturbate the tuan tuan at her brother-in-law's house. After all, when her sister was in China, she liked to go to Qin Ren's house to masturbate.

As we all know, when Qin Ren and Chengzi were together, Xiao Chengzi didn't want to stay next to them and be an outsider, so she rarely had the chance to flirt.

Now there is only Lily at home, Cheng Siyu is actually very happy.

But such happiness is destined not to last long.

"why?"

"Because of my parents."

Cheng Siyu looked behind her, and after confirming that Yun Wanhe was not there, she twisted her chair and slid to Qin Ren's side:

"That's your parents, our parents."

"Tsk."

Qin Ren also looked behind him, and after confirming that Sister Yun was not there, he frowned and pinched Xiao Chengzi's left cheek:

"Don't be so talkative, what's wrong with your parents?"

"You pinch me, I won't say anything."

"..."

Qin Ren's face darkened at that moment, and he stretched out his hand to touch her right cheek as well:
"If you don't say it, then never say it."

"Don't, don't, I just said it~"

Cheng Siyu held his soft cheeks and stuck out his little tongue.

My brother-in-law loves playing with hands recently... I pinched her again, and my sister-in-law felt a little bit ashamed.

"Actually, our parents are allergic to cats and dogs."

"Huh? Allergies?"

"You don't know that, do you?"

Cheng Siyu pouted:

"Hey, where's your little notebook? Won't you write it down soon?"

"That one, I threw it away a long time ago."

Qin Ren shook his hand, Cheng Siyu's eyes lit up:
"Did you throw it away?"

"Well, times have changed, I use my phone now."

As Qin Ren spoke, he took out his phone, opened a note titled [Details determine success or failure], and quickly wrote down the item [Allergic to cats and dogs].

As a result, Cheng Siyu's eyes were dimmed, and he curled his lips secretly, feeling a little bit sour in his heart.

……

切…

It's just talking, I didn't expect that after so many years, Qin Ren really kept the habit of keeping a small notebook...

Now I remember the characteristics and hobbies of my father-in-law, but in the past I remembered the details of my sister.

Cheng Siyu is very clear about this.

As early as when she was in school, she accidentally peeked at Qin Ren's small notebook once.

……

[Oranges do not eat coriander]

【Orange hates the sunset】

[Chengzi likes horror movies, but is also afraid of horror movies]

[Orange feet size 39]

……

The dense, ugly characters are all about the trivialities of oranges.

And there is only one sentence about Xiaochengzi.

[Stop arguing with Xiaochengzi so as to increase Chengzi's impression points]

Tsk, I shouldn't think of these things, the more I think about it, the more uncomfortable I feel, making myself uncomfortable, Cheng Siyu's joyful mood of picking up a dog suddenly fell, and he looked up at his brother-in-law quietly:

"Qin Ren."

"what?"

Qin Ren was puzzled, and his sister-in-law actually called him by his first name, which was rare.

"what?"

"Qin Ren, you are bad."

"..."

Good guy, this is the sense of sight...

It's all for Yu Ling'er to think of herself as a bad person, but her sister-in-law also said that she is a bad person.

"speak politely."

"A little bit~"

"Show cuteness is prohibited."

Qin Ren rolled his eyes at her, and said that after the matter between himself and Cheng Siyun was settled, he must formulate a set of family laws to deal with his sister-in-law.

At that time, my sister-in-law will still be as skinny as she is now, and she will take care of her directly!Let her feel the weight of brother-in-law's identity!

"So if your parents are allergic, it means that Lily can only be kept in your bedroom in the future?"

"how is this possible!"

The brother-in-law is really not a good person, he has no love at all.

Lily is a cute little bitch, not a little hamster, let alone some strange slave, how can she be kept in a small bedroom all day long?
Moreover, although Cheng Siyu likes cats and dogs like many girls, he can't accept things like pets crawling on the bed. If he lives in the same room with Lily, he is afraid that she will crawl everywhere, and secondly, he is afraid that her fur will float all over the sky. The most important thing is to have parents, the third is that the smell of poop will...

Eh?
Speaking of which, Lily ate so many carrots, but from the moment she woke up until this morning, she didn't seem to have defecated or urinated even once...

Cheng Siyu recalled Lily's corgi-like round buttocks.

Hmm...that's weird.

But it's a magical dog, it can sleep for so long, so let's take a look when we get back from get off work.

Cheng Siyu stopped worrying about this, and continued solemnly:
"Anyway, after considering the situation of my parents, I can only regretfully decide to raise her for three days at most."

"What about three days later?"

Qin Ren asked casually. At the same time, he turned on his mobile phone to fish, and continued to read the novel "What should I do if I was PUAed by the white-haired cat girl" written by my roommate Lao Li on a certain website.

"After three days, I gave Lily away."

"That's a pity."

But there's no other way, it's better to give it away if you can't support it yourself than to throw it away casually.

"Yes."

Cheng Siyu was also melancholy, holding her soft chin with both hands:
"If I want to see Lily in the future, I can only go to your brother-in-law's house..."

"It's okay, you can be happy anytime...wait a minute!"

Qin Ren was dumbfounded:

"It's not you... what do you mean?"

"Lily, brother-in-law, I am going to give her to you. I have already thought about it. Anyway, you also have experience in raising a group. I will pay you the alimony. I will wait for you...wait for you and my sister After getting married...after getting married...something..."

When it came to worrying things, Xiao Chengzi, who was already listless because he didn't feel full, his voice became more ambiguous:
"...In short, at some point, you will have a new home and a new house. I guess you have already saved enough money to move out of your parents' house and find a small house for yourself. At that time, I was also alone, with no one to accompany me, my parents I'm not here again, I'll take Lili back and raise her myself."

"..."

Qin Ren listened silently. What she said was different. The problem was that when this guy talked about "small house" and "lonely", why did his little eyes keep glancing at him...

Hehe, at such a young age, I don't know where I learned this little resentful woman's demeanor.

Could it be Sister Congyun?
……

Having said that, Qin Ren has seen Lily's photo, and it is indeed as my aunt said, the dog is very cute. Although it has many typical corgi characteristics such as the buttocks and short legs, its hair is as dark as that of a blue cat. Gray, quite special.

As for the thing like a pair of folded small wings on the back...

Sure enough, it should be some kind of bone tumor, right?
Anyway, it doesn't seem to have any effect on her appearance, but it's like the cosplay props that some online up owners put on their pets.

But isn't there too much stuff in the house right now...

"Cats, Pixiu, snakes, sisters, slimes... Oh no, slimes can be freed..."

After Qin Ren wrung his fingers and muttered for a while, he looked at Cheng Siyu:

"Well, about Lily, I'll discuss it with you, Sister Gu Qing. If she agrees, you can bring Lili here."

"Okay~"

"But you have to say hello to me before you come, don't come to the door suddenly, I have to...cough...clean up the house first..."

"Yeah, you're a man too, and my sister isn't here, there must be a lot of toilet paper in the trash can, I understand~"

"You know shit."

Qin Ren cursed contemptuously, but finally clicked on the author's information, only to find that Lao Li had published a new book by accident.

That's right, after all, Lao Li changed his career to write books with bare words. Old books are numb, so how can there be food without new books?

Look at the title of the new book again.

"My dog ​​turned into a vampire cat eared succubus maid"

"..."

The corner of Qin Ren's mouth twitched.

After reading this book, I feel that those who like dogs, cats, vampires, succubi, and maids will be silent.

(End of this chapter)