No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 319 What's happening?
"...Rong'er, let me teach you as a teacher..."

"..."

When he heard such a sentence from the innermost part of the master, Yu Yourong was stunned.

She stared fixedly at Master, and Master also bravely looked at her with a blushing face. The two snakes holding hands stared at each other for three seconds. Finally, Yu Yourong opened his mouth and slowly pulled his hands away. out.

"Teacher...you...I..."

Yu Yourong stuttered twice, then fell silent again, then got up immediately, and began to close all the curtains and windows that could be closed, and closed all the windows that could be closed, as if any sound in the room could be drawn at will. Like air flowing out.

When he finally returned to the table, Xiao Snake's face turned as red as his master's.

"You...you are the master, how can I teach you..."

Aside from other things, this is the first question that Xiao Snake thinks of after being ignorant.

"No, no, it can be taught...Rong'er, don't you hear...The one who is capable is a teacher, don't be ashamed to ask, and be as modest as a valley..."

"..."

Yu Yourong's eyelids twitched, Master is obviously an idiot, but now he poured out all the idioms learned on Earth.

"...a humble gentleman, nothing exists, tolerance is great, great wisdom is like a fool..."

"Okay, okay, what's the mess..."

Sure enough, the idiot master is still an idiot, and he went to the idiom Solitaire while he was talking, the little snake twisted his fingers back and forth, still showing embarrassment:

"Master, you... when you taught me how to slay the red dragon, you didn't know a lot, why did you suddenly ask me to teach you..."

"That one is different."

Indeed, it was after the two of them came to Earth that Yu Ling'er taught her the apprentice's enlightenment of health knowledge by relying on the knowledge learned from those ancient books.

But Yu Linger is only a giant in theory, but a dwarf in practice.

Even those shameful cartoons in the book, Yu Linger looked at them for nothing, she didn't understand anything except blushing and heartbeat, she was on the same level as her apprentice.

Of course, this refers to the former apprentice...

"Rong'er, although I know a thing or two as a teacher, after all, I have only seen pigs running, and I have never eaten pork..."

"you are a pig."

Little Snake's face darkened, and he got up and went into the kitchen:
"Not teaching anymore."

"Hey hey!"

When Yu Ling'er heard that it was a joke, she quickly stood up to stop her, and hugged her apprentice's waist from behind:

"Rong'er, don't be stingy, it's okay if the master is wrong..."

"?"

Yu Yourong was shocked, it was just a slip of the tongue, so he just opened his mouth and admitted his mistake?

"How about...you spank my ass..."

"..."

Good guy, when did you ever see Master admitting his mistake so easily?It seems that she really takes this matter seriously...

"Ronger?"

Yu Ling'er told his apprentice a little tighter:

"Good looking?"

"Okay, let go first... So what exactly do you want to learn?"

"that is…"

Yu Linger thought for a while:

"Rong'er, how did you start with that bad guy?"

"I?"

Yu Yourong recalled the scene where she dressed herself up as a "gift" and then opened it automatically, she suddenly became much shyer than before, her ears warmed up, she nodded and muttered softly:
"Anyway, it was so...naturally...oops, I don't remember either."

"You don't remember how?"

Can't remember what else to teach?In a panic, Yu Ling'er raised her hand to poke her fiercely:
"Sinister! You just don't want to teach!"

"I…"

Needless to say, these words reminded Yu Yourong, and made the little snake suddenly realize a problem:
"Brother Qin is my boyfriend, I...why should I teach you!"

ridiculous!Are you going to teach other women how to sleep with your boyfriend? !

Do you want to teach the master and then starve the apprentice to death? !
"But Qin Ren is also my boyfriend..."

"Then what does your boyfriend have to do with me?"

"Isn't my boyfriend's business your boyfriend's business?"

"Anyway, my boyfriend and I are fine..."

Yu Yourong crossed her arms and turned her face away in a low voice:

"Your boyfriend won't sleep with you, then you can figure out what to do with me..."

……

As soon as these words came out, Yu Ling'er was stunned. After a while, her lips were pursed, her eyes were slightly red, and the grievance and resentment were blocked from her heart to her throat.

"You...you unfilial little bug!"

In the Snake Clan, the biggest word to describe someone who praises is a dragon, and the best word to describe someone who swears is a bug. To be called a bug is already a very serious wording, which shows the mood of Master at the moment.

At this moment, Yu Yourong also realized that his words might be too harsh.

Maybe my sense of hearing is okay, but it may really hurt my heart for Master.

……

"Master..."

"Don't call me master."

Yu Ling'er twisted her body and sat on the sofa, her eyelashes were wet, and teardrops rolled quietly in her eye sockets:
"Knowing that being a teacher is thin-skinned, knowing that being a teacher owes you a lot, knowing that being a teacher has never had... no chance..."

"..."

Speaking of chance, Yu Yourong also remembered that the night when he gave himself as a "gift" to his brother, wasn't it actually a good time, place and people?
Gentle rainy night, Qin Ren's birthday...

Most importantly, Master just fell down with a cold again.

If it weren't for the foreshadowing and brewing of these various conditions, of course I wouldn't be able to muster up the courage to do that step...

If there is no such opportunity, unless the elder brother sends out... bah...unless he is emotional, otherwise, she will definitely be obsessed with love and sleepy because of love like Master now.

"Master, what I just said was unintentional, why don't you take it to heart?"

Yu Yourong carefully sat next to Yu Linger, put his hand on her lap tentatively, then remained silent for a long time without thinking of what to say, and finally threw the blame away:

"Actually, it's all my brother's fault!"

"..."

Yu Ling'er moved her ears, gently raised her jade hand to wipe the corners of her eyes, and turned her pretty face slightly resentful:

"What do you blame him for..."

"It's his fault for being confused every day. With Master, who is like a fairy by his side, he can... can remain indifferent all the time, and won't even touch him..."

Yu Ling'er glanced randomly for a few times, then pinched her lapel with her fingertips:

"Rong'er, don't say that... In fact, he didn't... didn't touch..."

"Master, stop talking for him. Does a kiss count as a kiss?"

"What dear... Oh, Rong'er..."

Yu Linger didn't know how to react to the apprentice's "wild" words suddenly, Yu Yourong also blushed belatedly, adjusted her emotions and continued:
"Master, you don't know. If he thinks about it, he's actually very... Anyway, he just doesn't care about you. Every time I see you together, he just kisses and hugs and then disappears..."

"..."

Yu Ling'er is talking nonsense, you have said it all and you are watching, so what else?
Cunning villain... Now he's just playing lip service. Usually, when he and Qin Ren are just kissing babies, he might be more at ease...

Of course, what can Yu Linger say now?

Do you want to say that, in fact, when you can't see Rong'er, he also ravages me in various ways?

"Rong'er, don't talk about him all the time, Qin Ren is usually busy with work, isn't he?"

"I also know that my brother is very busy, but when he's not busy, doesn't he hang out with other girls, let's not talk about Sister Qing'er and Yaoyao, that Su Lili..."

Su Lili has already been sent to the next door by Yu Linger to be with Luo Yao, and the little snake just happened to be talking freely, pouted with great taste:

"...Su Lili, huh, every night we go to find him while we are asleep, who knows if it's blood..."

"What does a gorefiend suck if it doesn't suck blood?"

Yu Ling'er blinked her innocent and clear apricot eyes, the pure eyes made the apprentice feel embarrassed to elaborate.

"Anyway, it's my brother's fault. Master, I'll tell him when he gets off work today."

"Don't say it! Don't you think it's shameful to be a teacher?"

"Then master, you can rely on yourself..."

"Tsk, I just want to rely on myself, that's why I asked you to teach me!"

"..."

After pondering for a moment, Yu Yourong let out an "oh".

Okay, the development of things seems to have gone around in a circle and back again.

"Then...just teach..."

"Uh-huh!"

With Tu'er's reply, everything is a thing of the past, Yu Ling'er twitched a few pieces of toilet paper, wiped her eyes and Lihua's rainy face indiscriminately, and then excitedly brought a notebook.

"Rong'er, tell me."

"Where do I start..."

"Just how do you start?"

"First of all, of course... you all need to lie on the bed, but I can't teach you this. I said, I forgot the situation at the time. Anyway, this is up to you, Master, to figure it out. I can only tell you what happens after you lie on the bed..."

"Row."

"..."

The big snake's eyes are bright, but the little snake is squeaking.

"Oh, master, this is really hard to say."

After thinking about it, Yu Ling'er understood, so she led the little snake to the bedroom.

"Master, what are you doing...what?"

"Shh... go to the bedroom, you teach me by hand."

"Eh?!"

"Hey what, how did you teach you to slay the red dragon as a teacher back then? Didn't you also hold hands? The crow knows how to repay you, can't you be filial to your teacher once..."

"Wait...wait a minute, I haven't eaten yet..."

Snapped!
The bedroom door was closed, and the entire Qin family fell silent, except for the occasional slime bubbling in the fish tank on the coffee table.

……

After half an hour.

……

"Rebel...rebel!"

"That's how it is! Tsk, trash master, this is not going to work, I really have to pass out when the time comes..."

"You are trash!"

"Oh, then I won't teach."

"Don't run away! You are the only one with hands, right? As a teacher..."

"Wait... wait! Teacher... um~"

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Time passed imperceptibly.

This stream, like a trickle in the mountains and fields in early spring, stretches on and on.

As we all know, learning does not happen overnight, so after finishing the first class in the morning, when Luo Yao went to bed at night, and Qin Ren was still working overtime, the studious Yu Ling'er began to burn the lights and fight hard at night, trying to get it done in the shortest possible time. Get the most tips.

Of course, as a teacher and accompanying student, Xiao Snake can only cooperate.

The two snakes just touched each other's tricks like this, but it was only on the surface. After all, there were no suitable teaching aids, and the teacher's own experience was not too rich, so the learning efficiency was not very high. The progress was also very slow, and it was more than two o'clock in the evening by accident.

squeak-

At this time, Qin Ren, who had finished working overtime, also came back.

"It's so cold, so cold, are you all asleep..."

Taking off his formal clothes, putting down his bag, and lightly washing his hands, Qin Ren didn't rush to sleep, but went to make a cup of hot coffee first.

People like him have long been immune to the refreshing effect of coffee. The biggest reason for drinking coffee in winter is often to keep warm.

After drinking a warm cup, Qin Ren also planned to start wearing a scarf tomorrow.

The scarf Little Snake knitted for him was worn by Qin Ren before when it was the coldest, and he didn't use it at other times. He would still sweat when riding a bike, but now that winter has come, the recent drop in temperature is really unbearable , It's really time to wear a scarf.

"The scarf... After using it last time, put it in Qing'er and the others' closet..."

Qin Ren had told Yu Yourong not to lock the door at night because of Tuantuan's need to step on the milk, and now it was just right, Qin Ren planned to go in and get out the scarf that he was going to wear tomorrow morning.

Anyway, the people sleeping inside are all my girlfriends, so I just go in and grab a scarf.

So Qin Ren walked towards Gu Qing's bedroom after drinking his coffee.

"Ok?"

As a result, as soon as he reached the door, Qin Ren frowned and stopped.

Damn, what b movement...?
(End of this chapter)