No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 434

"Cough! Cough!..."

"Su...Sister Su?"

Seeing that Su Yu was choking, Qin Ren immediately reached out to dig into the paper tube, only to be surprised to find that the toilet paper was used up again.

But fortunately, the most indispensable things in the house now are toilet paper and towels.

Qin Ren quickly dug out a new pack of toilet paper from the cabinet, pulled a few and handed it to Su Yu, grinning:
"Sister Su, look, you're hungry. You were being polite to me just now. Eat slowly, there's still more."

"Hahaha…"

Su Yu was a little embarrassed, picked up the spoon and continued to eat two mouthfuls of "Mother and Child Fried Rice".

"How is it? Is it delicious?"

"Uh-huh."

"Must, look how attentive Bobo is eating."

"Delicious is delicious, but..."

Su Yu finally felt that it was necessary to complain:
"...Just name it, mother...mother and son fried rice, it's really ridiculous..."

"?"

Qin Ren was stunned for a moment, because the word "Lei Ren" was an ancient Internet slang for him, and he hadn't heard anyone use it for a long time. He couldn't help but smile knowingly when he heard Su Yu say that.

How should I put it, I feel... kind of cute.

But what Su Yu said makes sense, the name "mother and son fried rice" is indeed a bit weird.

"Since I used chicken and eggs, I thought... oooh! That's right!"

Qin Ren clapped his hands:

"I was wrong. It should be called 'parent-child fried rice', not mother-child fried rice."

"Ah... isn't that still the same...?"

"Although the meaning is the same, it doesn't sound so inconsistent. After all, there is a saying of 'parent-child bowl'."

……

When mentioning 'Parent-child Bowl', Qin Ren also thought of the double-yolk egg bowl that his future mother-in-law Mrs. Tong made for him, and he was quite embarrassed for a while.

……

"But this kind of saying is really amazing, chicken and egg, mother and son, haha, how did you come up with it..."

when!
Qin Ren was still chatting nonsense here, Su Yu, who was eating, suddenly put the spoon on the side of the plate, that beautiful face, which was always bright and charming, suddenly sank slightly dissatisfied for some reason, and her black eyebrows frowned tightly. frown:
"What kind of chicken is not chicken! Isn't it hard to hear! I said what about you kid..."

"???(⊙_⊙)"

"No... no, I mean... Qin Ren, you..."

The inexplicable emotions of the wife next door came and went quickly. Qin Ren was still foolishly dazed, but Su Yu's face softened suddenly. Immediately, his cheeks flushed, and he picked up the spoon again in a panic:
"I'm sorry, I just... don't like the sayings of the islanders. I always feel that they have a lot of perverted ideas in their bones, so..."

"Oh... oh! That's it! I understand, understand!"

Qin Ren understood now. Obviously, Su Yu must have heard some metaphors of "parent-child rice bowl". As a single mother with a daughter, especially her daughter is so young and hasn't grown up yet, she instinctively responds to such metaphors. Displeasure is also normal.

Damn, it's also Qin Ren's fault, why don't they just cook a meal, mother and child, parent and child, talking about these irrelevant things all the time.

But even so, Su Yu's reaction was too extreme...

……

Of course, these are small episodes. The mother and daughter went home after eating, and the thin-skinned wife apologized to Qin Ren in various ways before leaving. With the current relationship between the Qin family and the Su family, Qin Ren also Don't take it seriously.

……

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

"Hiss! Aww..."

A few minutes later, just as Qin Ren finished packing the dishes, Pixiu also came back from the next door. As soon as he entered the room, he threw himself into Qin Ren's arms, turned into a classic koala and hung around his neck. To the little Qin who had just been squeezed.

"Unlucky bastard... come down for me!"

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

Qin Ren looked fierce, but Lord Shangxian only needed to continue to be cute and cute.

After all, up to now, everyone knows that Qin Ren always only pretends to be fierce, but in fact he doesn't really hate Yaoyao~
"Bobo said just now that she ate the mother-daughter fried rice you made~ I want to eat too~"

"..."

God damn mother and daughter fried rice, like mother and son fried rice, "shocking", and the rumors between children are really outrageous.

"That's parent-child fried rice... Oh, forget it, it's fried rice with chicken, ham and eggs, do you want it too?"

"Mmmmm~"

……

Luo Yao is no longer obsessed with the falsely advertised game, because she found that if she wanted to unlock the mini-game advertised in the video, she had to spend money to increase her combat power.

Therefore, when Luo Yao gave out a payment code, she resolutely gave up the game.

Qin Ren usually has the hardest time earning money, and it is not easy to raise Yaoyao, so she is reluctant to spend money recklessly...

……

"Let me see, there is still some chicken drumsticks. I was planning to fry them to feed the balls...the eggs are really gone."

"Aren't there any eggs?"

"Well, a total of three were made for Sister Su and Tang Bobo just now."

"Well…"

Luo Yao looked around, and suddenly her eyes froze. One hand pulled Qin Ren's sleeve, and the other pointed to the floor at the door of Gu Qing's bedroom:
"Qin Ren, Qin Ren, there seem to be some eggs there."

"Nonsense, our eggs are kept in the refrigerator...?!"

In the middle of speaking, Qin Ren closed his mouth, walked to the place Luo Yao was pointing in three steps at a time, and quickly picked up a few round white "eggs" the size of ping pong balls on the ground.

"Cough...I'll cut up more ham and fry it, so I don't need eggs."

"Okay~"

Luo Yao couldn't wish for it, she prefers ham sausage, especially starch sausage, to eggs.

Qin Ren first got rid of the round eggs that he secretly picked up.

……

Obviously, these eggs were not eggs, but were laid by little snakes.

But to be precise, it's not a menstrual egg.

It was only today that Qin Ren learned that before the menstruation approached, if the snake clan received too strong external physical or psychological stimulation, the snake eggs would come out early.

This is not harmful to the body, and as a result, it adds a lot of fun to the party.

……

It's just that it's fun to play, but also because I played too crazy, I don't know when the snake eggs will be dropped out.

At most, this thing is a disposable toy. Although most people may not think of what it is used for, the sticky water stains on it and the strange smell are quite suspicious, so Qin Ren is also the first Time took care of them.

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After that, Su Lili and Yu Linger slept until dawn the next day.

But on this day, Qin Ren simply "absent from work" and gave himself a holiday.

Anyway, the company has nothing to do these days, and he still has a lot of days off from overtime work. If it is not used to offset lateness and absenteeism, it will be cleared by the end of the year.

Therefore, adhering to the principle of "if you want to fish, get the big one", Qin Ren dedicated a day to do two things today.

First, take my sister home. She is already on vacation. She doesn't have to go to school, just wait for the New Year.

Second, take family members, especially those who are celebrating the new year on earth for the first time, to buy new year's goods.

……

"Let's go! Sweeping goods in the supermarket!"

"Okay~"

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(In the past two days, the file has been updated, and the monsters are slower, and it will start to recover today)
(End of this chapter)