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Chapter 504 Return of the Sweeping Robot

What if a metal robot butt appears at home?
This is obviously not a question that can be answered online.

Among the crowd watching, Qin Ren was the first one who suggested "in any case, feel it first" and wanted to test it out, but he was immediately stared at by the girls collectively.

……

"My husband is getting more and more perverted..."

"Master is right."

"The big snake is right."

"Qin Ren Qin Ren, when did you do perverted things to me?"

"Dad...perverted..."

……

A good gentleman, who somehow ended up being considered a pervert by his girlfriends unanimously today, Qin Ren felt a sense of ups and downs in his life for a moment, and resignedly stepped aside.

In the end, the little snake stepped forward and tried to touch this inexplicable machine.

It's amazing, although this thing reflects a strong white metallic luster and texture, it actually has a skin-like feel to the touch.

And it's a real skin-like skin, so that when Yu Yourong first touched it, he retracted his hands in shock, thinking for a moment that what he touched was not a metal butt, but a certain stupid master's.

"..."

Stretching out his hand again to test it, Yu Yourong discovered that this thing didn't feel like metal, nor was it as hard as metal.

At least not like the usual metal, but more like... plastic.

It's not the kind of brittle plastic, but the tougher, slightly bendable plastic.

The Qin family didn't study chemistry. Qin Ren didn't know which metal could reach this state at room temperature and pressure, and he wondered whether it was a metal.

But just knocking on her surface did make a metallic hum.

woo-

"?!"

Just as Yu Yourong was reporting the situation to everyone, the machine suddenly started to move.

She was originally in the shape of half a peach, but at this moment, as if a pair of invisible hands were breaking it apart, the peach gap slowly opened a little, revealing something familiar to Qin Ren.

"I rely on? Charging port?"

When the sweeping robot first arrived at home, Qin Ren had dealt with this thing a lot before, and was once troubled by this thing and the cleaning fluid that flowed out.

At this time, it can be regarded as "the enemy is extremely jealous when meeting", and he recognized it immediately.

And the machine on the ground seemed to know that Qin Ren had recognized it. There was a pink light flashing around the bottom circle, and it seemed to be... shy.

Then, the whole machine, just like a common sweeping robot, found the location of the charging pile at home before, and slowly poked... uh... turned the body, connected the charging port to the charging pile, and started charging.

……

With this familiarity, Qin Ren and the others agreed that this thing was indeed the previous sweeping robot at home.

In the beginning, she was just a sweeping robot forgotten in a corner.

Later, I don't know what happened, she was wrapped in a blue cocoon, and it also caused a major power outage in Rongcheng.

Later, the blue egg flew into space and ran to the International Space Station, where it was exposed and sparked a wave of news.

Later, the blue egg disappeared, and it seemed that the metal butt in front of him had hatched and returned to Qin Ren's house.

……

That's probably how the whole thing went.

"Husband, so what is she?"

"This... I really don't know."

Qin Ren now just regrets that he took advantage of it and took this thing back from A Cui.

Now that things have gradually developed to this point, not only is he confused, but he also has no idea how to contact A Cui. After all, A Cui also thought this thing was a sweeping robot at the beginning.

"Meow..."

Tuantuan was still the same as in the cat form, full of inexplicable vigilance towards this thing, nestling in Qin Ren's arms with his ears erect, staring at the charging metal butt, his tail slowly wagging.

……

In the end, the family still didn't know what to do with this thing.

In the past, everyone's attitude towards sweeping robots was to ignore them.

For now... it seems that I can only continue to ignore it.

Although there is no evidence, everyone subconsciously agrees that this thing is not too dangerous.

But Qin Ren, as the head of the family, would never dare to relax in this regard.

So, he called A Cui again, asking if there was any way to identify the metal butt, or determine whether she was in danger.

"Forget it, Exorcist, you made that thing so ridiculous, don't send it back to my store, if it explodes suddenly, even if you take two lives, you may not be able to pay me back."

"Depend on…"

This bitch bitch...

Qin Ren had no choice but to regret being greedy again, but he also knew that what A Cui said was the truth.

Among other things, just the shop of Yaomei Noodle Restaurant, even though it is a small piece of land, after all, it involves space-related supernatural powers and spells. It must be done by great power, and it must be measured by the value of the human world. Priceless indeed.

"However... If you want to talk about good fortune and bad luck, you just need to sit at home honestly, and I can ask a senior expert to help you take a look."

Qin Ren's eyes lit up:
"Really?"

Of course, the "senior masters" mentioned by A Cui are definitely not real "people".

"It also depends on luck. This senior is moody and unpredictable. He is not the kind of charlatan in your human world who pays for money. He has a small part of the blood of [Fei], so he has some incomplete predictive abilities. You Wait for my news."

……

Fei is one of the five "prophetic beasts" in ancient times.

In ancient times, there was a giant fish that could predict floods, fat pigs that could predict droughts, Kui Niu that could predict thunder disasters, and Zhu Yan that could predict wars.

Fei, on the other hand, predicts disasters, especially related to life diseases.

In fact, Fei himself is a "plague god".

The "Shan Hai Jing" records that Fei "shape like a cow with a white head, one eye with a snake tail, water will be exhausted, grass will die, and the world will suffer from a catastrophe." It is considered a disaster god in itself, and it is reasonable to predict disasters. .

A demon descendant with Fei's bloodline can only be said to be a big boss in the current monster world.

……

A Cui's so-called "waiting for news" was extremely efficient. She called back at most two hours after Qin Ren hung up the phone.

"Hello? Exorcist?"

"What did the seniors say?"

Qin Ren was still very anxious. Everyone was anxious when something that might be a time bomb was left at home.

"Senior said, this thing is your blessing."

"???"

Reward?

Qin Ren was stunned for a while before saying:

"It means... this thing is not only not dangerous, but also beneficial?"

"In your language, it's more appropriate to say good luck, but it's about the same."

"What about the original words of the senior?"

"Exact words?"

A Cui seemed to be holding back her laughter, and then played a recording to Qin Ren.

However, when Qin Ren heard it, he only heard a "guji guji" sound like a certain slime, with some "booji" and "gujiu" sounds.

"..."

Ok…

The senior's voice...

So sesame…

"How? This is what she said, did you hear it?"

"Um…"

"Do you understand?"

"Harmful…"

Qin Ren smiled:

"The main thing is to ensure safety, thank you, Tweety."

"Tsk, with whom Tweety Tweety, it's not big or small..."

……

In this way, after confirming the safety through the senior boss, Qin Ren felt a little relieved.

But from a daily point of view, the shape of the sweeper was not bad in the past, but now there is such a white metal peach in the living room, it is really...

It can only be said that fortunately it is not soft silicone, not flesh-colored.

The corner of the living room was so big, and it was not easy to get a potted plant to block it. Just as Qin Ren was thinking about how to "beautify" this metal butt, a certain witty silver-haired girl seemed to have guessed what Dad was thinking. I folded a bunch of evergreens from the balcony, and inserted it into the machine at an angle.

"..."

Qin Ren's eyelids twitched, let's just leave it at that, it's a smart flowerpot or something...

(End of this chapter)