All Heavens Start with Lu Xiaofeng
Chapter 29 The Honest Monk
Chapter 29 The Honest Monk
Yiqing Garden.
This is the name of a brothel.
Ouyang Qing, she is the first name on the flower list in Yiqing Garden.
It is said that her greatest skill is that she treats everyone the same, whether you are a monk or a bald man, as long as you have money, she will regard you as the cutest person in the world.
For her job, as long as she has one skill, that's enough.
What's more, although Ouyang Qing is not stunning, she is not ugly at all.
There are two beautiful dimples on Bai Shengsheng's face, his hair is like a waterfall, his eyes are full of tenderness and sweetness, just looking at him makes a man float up.
Of course, not only people will float up, but even the money in their pockets will float out.
A top card like her will never be short of guests.
Now there is a guest in Ouyang Qing's room, but this guest is a little special.
There was light on his head, and the light shone brightly.
There are many bald people in the world, but there are not many bald people who still have scars on their heads and are still reciting Amitabha Buddha.
This is a monk.
He was wearing a tattered cassock and tattered straw sandals.A monk with big ears and a good fortune.
Monks visiting brothels are ridiculous.
Perhaps it is only better than eunuchs visiting brothels.
However, this monk still looked very timid. He didn't dare to look at Ouyang Qing who was lying on the bed. He just closed his eyes and lowered his head.
Ouyang Qing really found it interesting, covered her mouth and smiled, "Master, are you a fairy?"
The monk quickly shook his head: "I'm just a monk, not a god."
Ouyang Qingyan said: "It's not cheap to stay overnight with me, but Master, you don't do anything every time you come to my place, isn't it a god to come here specially to give me money?"
The monk blushed, stuttering and unable to speak: "I... I... Monk..."
"Or you really like me." Ouyang Qing covered her mouth with a chuckle, and said, "But on the one hand, I'm not bad, on the other hand, I like to be jealous, and I don't want other men to let me spend the night here, so I thought Such a stupid idea."
The monk was extremely embarrassed, his face was blushing, his eyes were fixed on the ground, as if he wanted to find a hole in the ground to get into.
Seeing the monk's appearance, Ouyang Qing was no longer in the mood to flirt, but just shook her head: "Hey, it's really absurd for a monk to visit a brothel, why did I meet him?"
"Amitabha, you are wrong, female benefactor." At this moment, the door was pushed open, and a handsome boy in black walked in with a spring-like smile on his face.
"Oh, what's wrong?"
Bustards love money, sisters love beauty.Although this is not a wise saying, it makes more or less sense.So when Ouyang Qing saw the young man in black, her beautiful eyes suddenly lit up.
Yu Liancheng smiled and said, "It's not uncommon for monks to visit brothels. Some disciples and grandchildren of Buddhas like to consecrate female Bodhisattvas who have stumbled."
"Bah, you are really necrotic." Female Bodhisattva Ouyang Qian giggled, two blushes floated on her fair face.
The monk was ashamed and angry, but he didn't argue with Yu Liancheng, just said "Amitabha" and "Amitabha", as if he could get rid of all troubles.
Yu Liancheng said again: "Do you know the difference between an eminent monk and this kind of Buddha's descendant?"
Although she knew that the man in black might be about to talk dirty again, Ouyang Qian couldn't help asking, "What's the relationship?"
Yu Liancheng said leisurely: "A high-ranking monk is a monk for a day and hits the clock for a day. But this kind of Buddha's son and grandson is a monk for a day and hits a Bodhisattva for a day. The difference is so ingenious."
Before he finished speaking, Ouyang Qian's pretty face was already blushing, but she couldn't help laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist. The silver bell-like laughter filled the whole room, making people's hearts itch.
The monk was already in a daze with anger, and after being dazed for a long time, he sighed and murmured: "My Buddha is merciful, monk, why did I just meet this benefactor? I really... really want to drive the monk to death, and want to kill him." Early bliss."
"Fortunately, this monk is not the son and grandson of the Buddha you mentioned, he is a god. Because he came to me and did nothing." Ouyang Qian smiled coquettishly, and glanced at Yu Liancheng coquettishly: "This , you must not learn from him."
Yu Liancheng said: "I am not a god."
Ouyang Qian got up slowly, her graceful figure was undoubtedly revealed.
She moved lightly with lotus steps, clung to Yu Liancheng's ear, nibbled his ear, and said with a chuckle: "It's not good to be a fairy, as long as you let this monk go out, I promise you will feel happier than a fairy. "
Yu Liancheng also bit his ear and said, "I'm afraid your eldest sister and eighth younger sister are about to get angry. Be careful that they punish you, a cat who likes to steal."
Ouyang Qing naturally knew Yu Liancheng, and she was very familiar with her, because she was also a member of the Red Shoes Organization, ranking fourth.
Her eyes became hazy and affectionate, and a slender hand touched Yu Liancheng's chest: "With you, the landlord in green clothes, protecting me, they can still eat me. Besides, you have already come to Yiqingyuan , could it be for this weird monk?"
Yu Liancheng grabbed Ouyang Qing's hand and said with a smile, "You guessed right, I came here just for this monk."
Ouyang Qing couldn't help but said: "Who is this monk?"
Yu Liancheng smiled and said, "A monk who can't tell lies."
Ouyang Qing said: "Honest monk?"
"That's right, it's the honest monk who ranks third among the four great monks, who claims to 'never lie in his life'." Yu Liancheng's eyes gradually turned to the monk who was wiping away his cold sweat: "However, I heard people say that the honest monk doesn't seem to be honest. "
The honest monk argued: "The honest monk is the most honest,"
Yu Liancheng said: "If you are really honest, why would you come to the brothel to look for Ouyang?"
The honest monk's face was flushed again, and he lowered his head like a little daughter-in-law, looking at his tattered straw sandals.
Yu Liancheng smiled and said, "If you answer one of my questions, I will believe that you are an honest person."
The honest monk said: "Please tell me, benefactor."
Yu Liancheng smiled and said, "Are you... an invisible person?"
Ouyang Qian couldn't help but said: "How can there be invisible people in this world?"
This was a question that was easy to answer, but the honest monk froze for a moment, then suddenly closed his mouth without saying a word.
Sometimes silence is an answer.
Yu Liancheng said: "You are really honest, I already know that you are an invisible person."
The honest monk sighed: "Sometimes, being too honest is not a good thing. Sometimes, knowing too much is also not a good thing."
While speaking, the sleeves of his robe fluttered, and the monk's broad palm was already pressing down on Yu Liancheng's chest.
(End of this chapter)
Yiqing Garden.
This is the name of a brothel.
Ouyang Qing, she is the first name on the flower list in Yiqing Garden.
It is said that her greatest skill is that she treats everyone the same, whether you are a monk or a bald man, as long as you have money, she will regard you as the cutest person in the world.
For her job, as long as she has one skill, that's enough.
What's more, although Ouyang Qing is not stunning, she is not ugly at all.
There are two beautiful dimples on Bai Shengsheng's face, his hair is like a waterfall, his eyes are full of tenderness and sweetness, just looking at him makes a man float up.
Of course, not only people will float up, but even the money in their pockets will float out.
A top card like her will never be short of guests.
Now there is a guest in Ouyang Qing's room, but this guest is a little special.
There was light on his head, and the light shone brightly.
There are many bald people in the world, but there are not many bald people who still have scars on their heads and are still reciting Amitabha Buddha.
This is a monk.
He was wearing a tattered cassock and tattered straw sandals.A monk with big ears and a good fortune.
Monks visiting brothels are ridiculous.
Perhaps it is only better than eunuchs visiting brothels.
However, this monk still looked very timid. He didn't dare to look at Ouyang Qing who was lying on the bed. He just closed his eyes and lowered his head.
Ouyang Qing really found it interesting, covered her mouth and smiled, "Master, are you a fairy?"
The monk quickly shook his head: "I'm just a monk, not a god."
Ouyang Qingyan said: "It's not cheap to stay overnight with me, but Master, you don't do anything every time you come to my place, isn't it a god to come here specially to give me money?"
The monk blushed, stuttering and unable to speak: "I... I... Monk..."
"Or you really like me." Ouyang Qing covered her mouth with a chuckle, and said, "But on the one hand, I'm not bad, on the other hand, I like to be jealous, and I don't want other men to let me spend the night here, so I thought Such a stupid idea."
The monk was extremely embarrassed, his face was blushing, his eyes were fixed on the ground, as if he wanted to find a hole in the ground to get into.
Seeing the monk's appearance, Ouyang Qing was no longer in the mood to flirt, but just shook her head: "Hey, it's really absurd for a monk to visit a brothel, why did I meet him?"
"Amitabha, you are wrong, female benefactor." At this moment, the door was pushed open, and a handsome boy in black walked in with a spring-like smile on his face.
"Oh, what's wrong?"
Bustards love money, sisters love beauty.Although this is not a wise saying, it makes more or less sense.So when Ouyang Qing saw the young man in black, her beautiful eyes suddenly lit up.
Yu Liancheng smiled and said, "It's not uncommon for monks to visit brothels. Some disciples and grandchildren of Buddhas like to consecrate female Bodhisattvas who have stumbled."
"Bah, you are really necrotic." Female Bodhisattva Ouyang Qian giggled, two blushes floated on her fair face.
The monk was ashamed and angry, but he didn't argue with Yu Liancheng, just said "Amitabha" and "Amitabha", as if he could get rid of all troubles.
Yu Liancheng said again: "Do you know the difference between an eminent monk and this kind of Buddha's descendant?"
Although she knew that the man in black might be about to talk dirty again, Ouyang Qian couldn't help asking, "What's the relationship?"
Yu Liancheng said leisurely: "A high-ranking monk is a monk for a day and hits the clock for a day. But this kind of Buddha's son and grandson is a monk for a day and hits a Bodhisattva for a day. The difference is so ingenious."
Before he finished speaking, Ouyang Qian's pretty face was already blushing, but she couldn't help laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist. The silver bell-like laughter filled the whole room, making people's hearts itch.
The monk was already in a daze with anger, and after being dazed for a long time, he sighed and murmured: "My Buddha is merciful, monk, why did I just meet this benefactor? I really... really want to drive the monk to death, and want to kill him." Early bliss."
"Fortunately, this monk is not the son and grandson of the Buddha you mentioned, he is a god. Because he came to me and did nothing." Ouyang Qian smiled coquettishly, and glanced at Yu Liancheng coquettishly: "This , you must not learn from him."
Yu Liancheng said: "I am not a god."
Ouyang Qian got up slowly, her graceful figure was undoubtedly revealed.
She moved lightly with lotus steps, clung to Yu Liancheng's ear, nibbled his ear, and said with a chuckle: "It's not good to be a fairy, as long as you let this monk go out, I promise you will feel happier than a fairy. "
Yu Liancheng also bit his ear and said, "I'm afraid your eldest sister and eighth younger sister are about to get angry. Be careful that they punish you, a cat who likes to steal."
Ouyang Qing naturally knew Yu Liancheng, and she was very familiar with her, because she was also a member of the Red Shoes Organization, ranking fourth.
Her eyes became hazy and affectionate, and a slender hand touched Yu Liancheng's chest: "With you, the landlord in green clothes, protecting me, they can still eat me. Besides, you have already come to Yiqingyuan , could it be for this weird monk?"
Yu Liancheng grabbed Ouyang Qing's hand and said with a smile, "You guessed right, I came here just for this monk."
Ouyang Qing couldn't help but said: "Who is this monk?"
Yu Liancheng smiled and said, "A monk who can't tell lies."
Ouyang Qing said: "Honest monk?"
"That's right, it's the honest monk who ranks third among the four great monks, who claims to 'never lie in his life'." Yu Liancheng's eyes gradually turned to the monk who was wiping away his cold sweat: "However, I heard people say that the honest monk doesn't seem to be honest. "
The honest monk argued: "The honest monk is the most honest,"
Yu Liancheng said: "If you are really honest, why would you come to the brothel to look for Ouyang?"
The honest monk's face was flushed again, and he lowered his head like a little daughter-in-law, looking at his tattered straw sandals.
Yu Liancheng smiled and said, "If you answer one of my questions, I will believe that you are an honest person."
The honest monk said: "Please tell me, benefactor."
Yu Liancheng smiled and said, "Are you... an invisible person?"
Ouyang Qian couldn't help but said: "How can there be invisible people in this world?"
This was a question that was easy to answer, but the honest monk froze for a moment, then suddenly closed his mouth without saying a word.
Sometimes silence is an answer.
Yu Liancheng said: "You are really honest, I already know that you are an invisible person."
The honest monk sighed: "Sometimes, being too honest is not a good thing. Sometimes, knowing too much is also not a good thing."
While speaking, the sleeves of his robe fluttered, and the monk's broad palm was already pressing down on Yu Liancheng's chest.
(End of this chapter)
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