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Chapter 120 Wu Yuheng: There are bad people in the crowd! 【For subscription】
Chapter 120 Wu Yuheng: There are bad people in the crowd! 【For subscription】
hemorrhoid?
You just got hemorrhoids!
Wu Yuheng blushed and retorted: "I'm doing well, I don't have hemorrhoids!"
Li Xiang walked around Wu Yuheng a few times, locked his eyes on his lower body, and asked curiously:
"Then why is your face smelly like constipation?"
It was Deng Hanbin who saw that the situation was wrong, coughed and said:
"This matter is very complicated... Today the dormitory has a collective meeting to discuss and solve it!"
Deng Hanbin seemed to know something, but he didn't say much.
meeting?
Does it have to be so formal?
Everyone pulled up the stools and sat together.
Wu Yuheng said:
"Mangzi, we are messing around in the same dormitory, and there are some things that I should let you know!"
Chen Chen nodded in agreement.
"Actually... I am lawless!" Wu Yuheng pointed at Chen Chen and said:
"He is Chen Vchen!"
Deng Hanbin stared straight at Li Xiang, trying to find some clues from his face.
"That's it? I already knew it!"
Chen Chen: "???"
Wu Yuheng: "???"
Deng Hanbin: "!!!"
"No... how do you know? We used the trumpet account when we added you as friends and even fan groups!" Wu Yuheng waved his hands wildly, puzzled.
"That's right, we didn't say anything, how did you know?" Chen Chen also looked curious.
Li Xiang shrugged and said:
"That Yimeng reward, Uncle Wu Zhiyuan added me as a friend, and the two of us chatted about it!"
Everyone: "..."
Good guy, there are bad guys in the crowd!
If I had known, I shouldn't have told Uncle Wu!
Chen Chen asked back: "Since you know, why don't you say it?"
Deng Hanbin also interjected curiously: "That's right, brat, are you hiding it from me? I don't even know this news!"
"No!" Li Xiang waved his hand and asked back: "What did I say, shouldn't I ask you two, why didn't you say it?"
Wu Yuheng and Chen Chen looked at each other, hesitated for a while, under Li Xiang's gaze.
He told the truth: "You used your mobile phone to code when you started school, and we didn't find out, but when you got drunk and broke the update and issued a single chapter at our party, we felt that something was wrong!"
"The next day, we secretly observed your code and found that you were really a knife..."
"Huh?" Li Xiang asked, "And then? Knowing my identity, why don't you tell me?"
"Hi..." Wu Yuheng struggled: "Dunima is a roommate in a dormitory, but I told you that Lao Chen and I are your fans? Is this plausible? We don't want to lose face?"
"Later when we both thought about it, we might as well pretend we didn't see it!"
"After all, if you can be a father, who wants to be a fan!"
The reason is very simple, based on the status of the dormitory's food chain!
Dad is always the most forgettable title in the dormitory!
After all, who wouldn't want to have three silly kids?
That's why Li wanted to know the news, but he didn't take the initiative to bring it up. He still hoped that the relationship between roommates would become purer.
The relationship between the two is pure father and son is enough!
There is no need to get involved with other relationships.
What about fans?
Speaking out simply to satisfy his vanity?
No need!
but……
Li Xiang let out a circle of smoke, this incident has been going on until now, both sides have concealed it very well, so why did Lao Wu and Lao Chen say it?
Smoky.
Li Xiang asked back: "Then why do you guys have to show your relationship when you are so good?"
"Alas..." Chen Chen sighed, speechless:
"You'd better ask Lao Wu himself, a hero is sad for a beauty!"
When everyone heard this, they looked curiously at Wu Yuheng whose head was lowered under the stool.
I found that he was drawing circles on the ground with his fingers, and he didn't know what he was talking about, and he kept chanting non-stop.
Li Xiang kicked him and asked:
"Old Wu, tell me? What's going on in the Beauty Pass?"
"Didn't it be agreed that whoever leaves the order first will belong to the dog?"
Wu Yuheng stood up in embarrassment, coughed a few times and explained:
"Actually, it's not to blame you, mangzi!"
"I?"
"That's right!" Lao Wu pointed at Li Xiang and said:
"As your fan, someone blackmails you, so it's reasonable for me to scold you back?"
"Weibo is full of scolding wars, and I joined the group chat of the united front as a representative of the Small Knife Club. Is it reasonable?"
Li Xiang has a black line:
"Reasonable fart, don't talk about those useless things, what's the matter with talking about beauty?!"
Wu Yuheng rubbed his hands together and said with an embarrassed smile: "
In your Weibo fan group, several young ladies from the Avengers Alliance have also joined the united front. We chatted with one of them and found that he was quite right-tempered, and then we added him as a friend! "
"I chatted a few days ago and found out that she is also from our school. Today we made an appointment to meet at the water bar in the second canteen. I fell in love at first sight..."
Everyone: "!!!"
Having said all this, Lao Wu simply explained everything:
"We two know each other because of you, what else can we talk about together? Didn't we talk about you after going around!"
"She also knows that you are from our school, so I pretended to be a coward..."
Li Xiang suddenly realized, and said with a smile:
"Just tell them that you not only know me, but also my roommate, right?"
Wu Yuheng smiled and nodded:
"Then she said how about we two dormitories go out to have a meal together, chat and get to know each other..."
"She's said so much, can I do the job?"
"You really can't!"
Li wanted to know Lao Wu's temperament, being righteous, there was nothing to say, he could do it for his brother, but it's not impossible for him to do it for his girlfriend.
It was a matter of his face, the girls talked about the dormitory fellowship, how could he miss such a good opportunity?
According to Lao Wu's temper, he must have agreed on the spot with a pat on the chest!
Li Xiang asked back: "So after you promised, there was really nothing you could do, so you went back to the dormitory and confessed to me?"
Wu Yuheng nodded again and again, with anticipation in his eyes:
"Mangzi, that's my love!"
"You can't just ignore it, can you?"
"Hmm..." Li Xiang looked at Wu Yuheng:
"Isn't it just a dormitory fellowship, isn't it just giving you a platform to support you, I can agree, it depends on your performance!"
That's the end of the meaning!
Wu Yuheng got up immediately, walked behind Li Xiang, massaged his shoulders, and said with a flattering smile:
"I will definitely behave well, I will take care of the hygiene of the dormitory this semester!"
"Including washing the toilet?"
Li wanted to enjoy his massage with his eyes closed, and asked back.
Compared with love, the toilet is nothing, Wu Yuheng said firmly, "Including!"
"Bring another month's worth of breakfast to the entire dormitory!"
When Chen Chen and Deng Hanbin heard the words, their eyes lit up, this condition is good!
Wu Yuheng took a deep breath, managed to maintain his emotions, and laughed in a low voice: "Look at what you said, when did we have breakfast in our dormitory!"
Li Xiang opened his eyes and said, "Isn't that nobody taking it? If someone takes it, I'll definitely eat it!"
Wu Yuheng: "..."
(End of this chapter)
hemorrhoid?
You just got hemorrhoids!
Wu Yuheng blushed and retorted: "I'm doing well, I don't have hemorrhoids!"
Li Xiang walked around Wu Yuheng a few times, locked his eyes on his lower body, and asked curiously:
"Then why is your face smelly like constipation?"
It was Deng Hanbin who saw that the situation was wrong, coughed and said:
"This matter is very complicated... Today the dormitory has a collective meeting to discuss and solve it!"
Deng Hanbin seemed to know something, but he didn't say much.
meeting?
Does it have to be so formal?
Everyone pulled up the stools and sat together.
Wu Yuheng said:
"Mangzi, we are messing around in the same dormitory, and there are some things that I should let you know!"
Chen Chen nodded in agreement.
"Actually... I am lawless!" Wu Yuheng pointed at Chen Chen and said:
"He is Chen Vchen!"
Deng Hanbin stared straight at Li Xiang, trying to find some clues from his face.
"That's it? I already knew it!"
Chen Chen: "???"
Wu Yuheng: "???"
Deng Hanbin: "!!!"
"No... how do you know? We used the trumpet account when we added you as friends and even fan groups!" Wu Yuheng waved his hands wildly, puzzled.
"That's right, we didn't say anything, how did you know?" Chen Chen also looked curious.
Li Xiang shrugged and said:
"That Yimeng reward, Uncle Wu Zhiyuan added me as a friend, and the two of us chatted about it!"
Everyone: "..."
Good guy, there are bad guys in the crowd!
If I had known, I shouldn't have told Uncle Wu!
Chen Chen asked back: "Since you know, why don't you say it?"
Deng Hanbin also interjected curiously: "That's right, brat, are you hiding it from me? I don't even know this news!"
"No!" Li Xiang waved his hand and asked back: "What did I say, shouldn't I ask you two, why didn't you say it?"
Wu Yuheng and Chen Chen looked at each other, hesitated for a while, under Li Xiang's gaze.
He told the truth: "You used your mobile phone to code when you started school, and we didn't find out, but when you got drunk and broke the update and issued a single chapter at our party, we felt that something was wrong!"
"The next day, we secretly observed your code and found that you were really a knife..."
"Huh?" Li Xiang asked, "And then? Knowing my identity, why don't you tell me?"
"Hi..." Wu Yuheng struggled: "Dunima is a roommate in a dormitory, but I told you that Lao Chen and I are your fans? Is this plausible? We don't want to lose face?"
"Later when we both thought about it, we might as well pretend we didn't see it!"
"After all, if you can be a father, who wants to be a fan!"
The reason is very simple, based on the status of the dormitory's food chain!
Dad is always the most forgettable title in the dormitory!
After all, who wouldn't want to have three silly kids?
That's why Li wanted to know the news, but he didn't take the initiative to bring it up. He still hoped that the relationship between roommates would become purer.
The relationship between the two is pure father and son is enough!
There is no need to get involved with other relationships.
What about fans?
Speaking out simply to satisfy his vanity?
No need!
but……
Li Xiang let out a circle of smoke, this incident has been going on until now, both sides have concealed it very well, so why did Lao Wu and Lao Chen say it?
Smoky.
Li Xiang asked back: "Then why do you guys have to show your relationship when you are so good?"
"Alas..." Chen Chen sighed, speechless:
"You'd better ask Lao Wu himself, a hero is sad for a beauty!"
When everyone heard this, they looked curiously at Wu Yuheng whose head was lowered under the stool.
I found that he was drawing circles on the ground with his fingers, and he didn't know what he was talking about, and he kept chanting non-stop.
Li Xiang kicked him and asked:
"Old Wu, tell me? What's going on in the Beauty Pass?"
"Didn't it be agreed that whoever leaves the order first will belong to the dog?"
Wu Yuheng stood up in embarrassment, coughed a few times and explained:
"Actually, it's not to blame you, mangzi!"
"I?"
"That's right!" Lao Wu pointed at Li Xiang and said:
"As your fan, someone blackmails you, so it's reasonable for me to scold you back?"
"Weibo is full of scolding wars, and I joined the group chat of the united front as a representative of the Small Knife Club. Is it reasonable?"
Li Xiang has a black line:
"Reasonable fart, don't talk about those useless things, what's the matter with talking about beauty?!"
Wu Yuheng rubbed his hands together and said with an embarrassed smile: "
In your Weibo fan group, several young ladies from the Avengers Alliance have also joined the united front. We chatted with one of them and found that he was quite right-tempered, and then we added him as a friend! "
"I chatted a few days ago and found out that she is also from our school. Today we made an appointment to meet at the water bar in the second canteen. I fell in love at first sight..."
Everyone: "!!!"
Having said all this, Lao Wu simply explained everything:
"We two know each other because of you, what else can we talk about together? Didn't we talk about you after going around!"
"She also knows that you are from our school, so I pretended to be a coward..."
Li Xiang suddenly realized, and said with a smile:
"Just tell them that you not only know me, but also my roommate, right?"
Wu Yuheng smiled and nodded:
"Then she said how about we two dormitories go out to have a meal together, chat and get to know each other..."
"She's said so much, can I do the job?"
"You really can't!"
Li wanted to know Lao Wu's temperament, being righteous, there was nothing to say, he could do it for his brother, but it's not impossible for him to do it for his girlfriend.
It was a matter of his face, the girls talked about the dormitory fellowship, how could he miss such a good opportunity?
According to Lao Wu's temper, he must have agreed on the spot with a pat on the chest!
Li Xiang asked back: "So after you promised, there was really nothing you could do, so you went back to the dormitory and confessed to me?"
Wu Yuheng nodded again and again, with anticipation in his eyes:
"Mangzi, that's my love!"
"You can't just ignore it, can you?"
"Hmm..." Li Xiang looked at Wu Yuheng:
"Isn't it just a dormitory fellowship, isn't it just giving you a platform to support you, I can agree, it depends on your performance!"
That's the end of the meaning!
Wu Yuheng got up immediately, walked behind Li Xiang, massaged his shoulders, and said with a flattering smile:
"I will definitely behave well, I will take care of the hygiene of the dormitory this semester!"
"Including washing the toilet?"
Li wanted to enjoy his massage with his eyes closed, and asked back.
Compared with love, the toilet is nothing, Wu Yuheng said firmly, "Including!"
"Bring another month's worth of breakfast to the entire dormitory!"
When Chen Chen and Deng Hanbin heard the words, their eyes lit up, this condition is good!
Wu Yuheng took a deep breath, managed to maintain his emotions, and laughed in a low voice: "Look at what you said, when did we have breakfast in our dormitory!"
Li Xiang opened his eyes and said, "Isn't that nobody taking it? If someone takes it, I'll definitely eat it!"
Wu Yuheng: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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