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Chapter 1359 Big brother's helplessness!

"The last time you borrowed me, the last time you borrowed me, the last time you borrowed me, you still haven't paid back!" Lu Zhanbo said angrily, and stretched out his hand: "You pay me back what you owe me, I'll lend it to you again."

Lu Ziqiao thought to himself: "I can't even get fifty cents out of my body, let alone pay back the money?"

It's a pity that Lu Zhanbo was smart this time and refused to lend him money no matter what. He was so depressed that he wanted to do scientific experiments.

Life is so hard.

creak~
Zhuang Ming pushed open the door next door, but found no one, but he heard a voice from inside, a deep and slow voice sounded in the living room.

Walking in curiously, he saw a person in a black leather jacket with his back turned to him. Lin Wanyu and Chen Meijia sat across from each other with bewildered expressions.

On the other hand, Guan Gu Miracle, who was wearing a suit, was constantly taking notes, as if a junior high school student or a high school student was taking notes carefully in class.

Zhuang Ming didn't bother, but went directly to the refrigerator, took out a can of yogurt, and drank it in big gulps.

At the same time, listening to the guy in the black leather jacket speaking in a very slow rhythm:

"Then, I went to a small town in Tasan Kurgan. You can't believe it. There is a southern Xinjiang buffet there."

Lin Wanyu and Chen Meijia's faces were extremely depressed.

How is this unbelievable?
And Guan Gu Miracle, you bastard, how interesting is your senior brother, there is simply no one more boring than this.

But seeing that Guan Gu Miraculously was still seriously recording something, the two girls instantly collapsed, showing loveless expressions.

This should be Guan Gu's miraculous senior brother, his half-dead tone, no matter what, seems to be suffering from kidney deficiency.

No wonder I heard from Guan Gu Miraculously that I went to southern Xinjiang to collect wind. It seems that this trip to collect wind has consumed a lot of vitality.

Of course, no one expressed their thoughts.

"The buffet is very rich, there are mutton skewers, stewed mutton, mutton scorpion, kaoquan mutton, steamed lamb, mutton steamed buns, salt and pepper lamb chops, mutton big bone soup, (omitting countless mutton) mutton platters, but it's a pity Yes" Speaking of this, Guan Gu's miraculous senior brother took a sip of water, talked too much, his mouth was too dry, and it took 5 minutes to report the name of the dish, and continued: "I am allergic to mutton food."

Lin Wanyu: "."

Chen Meijia: "."

Nima, allergies, I still remember so clearly, are you a tease invited by a monkey?

No, you are a tease invited by Guan Gu.

The two women felt that their bodies and minds had been tortured and tested.

Zhuang Ming also wanted to complain, this Guan Gu's senior brother was too weird, he completely stunned his little friend.

"Meijia, has Ziqiao never been picky about food?" Even at this time, Lin Wanyu never forgot her mission.

The tormented Lin Wanyu would not care about other things, so she nodded without hesitation.

Besides, that foodie Lu Ziqiao is not picky about food, his favorite food is pork knuckle.

But at this moment, Guan Gu's senior brother couldn't stop talking: "Strictly speaking, I am also allergic to the following foods, and there are many more, spicy meat noodles, mushroom meat noodles, minced meat noodles, firecracker noodles , and dry noodles, and”

"In general, I am allergic to all noodles." Chen Meijia couldn't bear it anymore, and interrupted directly.

But this interruption made things more complicated.

"Interestingly, it's not like that. There are a lot of noodles that I like to eat very much." Speaking of this, Guan Gu's brother was a little happy, as if he had talked about some interesting topic, or this is the way he wanted to chat , at least there is interaction: "For example, braised beef noodles, old duck vermicelli noodles, pickled pork noodles, pickled pork noodles, and stewed chicken soup noodles, and"

Lin Wanyu: "."

Chen Meijia: "."

Staying here for a second is torture, not physical torture, but psychological torture.

Obviously, I came to talk about the customs of southern Xinjiang, how did it become like this?
All kinds of lamb?Various noodles?

By the way, can you speak well?
Believe it or not, I flipped the table in minutes.

"I can't help it anymore, I'm going crazy, why does Guan Gu have such a great senior brother." Lin Wanyu whispered to Chen Meijia who was beside her.

She now feels that the most difficult thing in this world is not when you talk about coins to a cow, but when a person talks to you about the most boring topic in the world, with great interest.

"This is a sad story." Chen Meijia also looked sad.

"Guan Gu, Guan Gu!" Lin Wanyu called Guan Gu miraculously.

"Shh~" Guan Gu's magical left index finger rested on his mouth, and his right hand was still frantically recording in the notebook, with a serious expression on his face.

Lin Wanyu was instantly confused.

This pair of wonderful senior brothers is terrifying.

"There are pickled pepper bamboo shoot noodles, and Laotan sauerkraut noodles." Du Jun, Guan Gu's brother, is still talking non-stop. This kind of disdainful persistence is really touching.

"Meijia, let's run away. If we stay any longer, I feel really crazy." Lin Wanyu said through gritted teeth.

Chen Meijia rolled her eyes, feeling unrequited love: "Then you still call me?"

"Sorry." Du Jun said suddenly, "I have to go to the bathroom."

Bang!
The bathroom door closes.

Snapped!
Chen Meijia and Lin Wanyu slammed the table almost simultaneously, feeling relieved.

"Oh my god!" Chen Meijia felt that the world was beautiful again.

"I can't find the confidence to live anymore." Lin Wanyu complained face to face without hesitation: "No, I have to withdraw!"

Chen Meijia didn't say anything and didn't answer, but her body had already taken action.

"But senior brother hasn't come back yet?" Guan Gu Miraculously became a little anxious.

"It's okay, Guan Gu, he must be very satisfied with an audience like you." Lin Wanyu would never stay any longer, absolutely not.

"I" Guan Gu Miraculously doesn't speak Chinese well, so the reflex arc instantly slowed down by half a beat.

Zhuang Ming looked at all this amusedly, and asked casually, "Are there any guests?"

"Zhuang Ming, you're here too, hurry up, there are monsters here." Lin Wanyu's eyes lit up when she saw Zhuang Ming, but when she heard the movement in the bathroom, she took Zhuang Ming's hand and rushed out of the house.

Chen Meijia followed closely behind, the speed was definitely much faster than usual.

Zhuang Ming didn't struggle either. After all, he just watched it for a long time. Under such an atmosphere, it was really tormenting.

Du Jun, the little white dragon in the waves, really lived up to his reputation.

And actually, no one knows.

Du Jun breathed a sigh of relief in the bathroom at this time, as if relieved, he really couldn't say anything.

He didn't expect that his stubborn younger brother would find an audience for him to share his trip to collect folk songs in southern Xinjiang.

Damn, if it's a man, it's okay.

What kind of big health care, what kind of complete package, what kind of push, what kind of skin suction, what kind of drill, it's all easy to talk about.

But the two girls, what do you say?
(End of this chapter)