Chapter 1370
Lu Ziqiao blurted out: "I love you, you are so handsome, or should I?"
"I hope she will say that too." Lu Zhanbo shrugged: "Unfortunately not, she only said 'no'."
Lu Ziqiao was taken aback for a moment, and then asked with treacherous eyes, "Zhanbo, I am impressed by you, come on, tell me quickly, what did you do to her?"
"Cut, where are you thinking?" Lu Zhanbo rolled his eyes angrily. After getting along for so long, he didn't know Lu Ziqiao's virtue.
"I asked her to drink coffee, and she said, no."
"I asked her to take medicine, but she said, no."
"I said to take her home, but she said no."
"I ask her"
Lu Zhanbo started the complaint mode, and finally concluded: "Do you think the goddesses of Magpie Kingdom are all so conservative and introverted?"
"Huh? How do you know that?" Lu Ziqiao drank a glass of water in one gulp, a little puzzled.
Lu Zhanbo immediately said seriously: "This Hollywood is the quietest girl in our unit, she never leaves her polite words, and every boy does something for her, she always keeps saying 'Sarahei, Sarahhei'."
"Cough cough cough~"
"Pfft~"
Suddenly there was a violent coughing sound and the sound of spraying water.
The coughing sound was clearly that of Zhuang Ming, who was eating a pastry and accidentally choked on it.
Of course it was Lu Ziqiao who sprayed water.
"Wait, say it again, what does she often say?" Lu Ziqiao asked with a speechless expression.
Lu Zhanbo looked dumbfounded, wondering what it meant, and repeated again: "Sarahei."
Really stupid, stupid, uneducated, really scary,
"Do you know what this means?" Lu Ziqiao asked rather speechlessly.
"I asked my colleagues, and they said it meant thank you." Lu Zhanbo's common sense really shattered the common sense world of Zhuang Ming and Lu Ziqiao.
Lu Ziqiao poked his face and asked back, "Did he never tell you?"
"Yes." Lu Zhanbo nodded, and then explained generously, "But I don't want her to be too polite."
Zhuang Ming: "."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
Such people are still their friends, and they express concern.
"Sarahei means:." Lu Ziqiao was speechless, and he didn't turn corners. He also knew Lu Zhanbo's bad temper: "I love you."
"What?" Lu Zhanbo stood there for a while.
Lu Zhanbo couldn't believe it for a while: "You mean, she told most of the boys in our company, I love you, but she only told me, don't you?"
"I have studied 280 languages in the world." Seeing Lu Zhanbo's stunned look, Lu Ziqiao continued lightly: ".'s common vocabulary for picking up girls. The phrase Sarah black is a must-learn for beginners. If you don't believe me, you can ask Ask Brother Zhuang."
"Brother-in-law." Lu Zhanbo looked at Zhuang Ming pitifully.
Zhuang Ming said flatly: "The 280 languages that Ziqiao speaks are just bragging."
"That's not the point." Lu Ziqiao said casually without embarrassment at all.
"Then that phrase means magpie Mandarin." Lu Zhanbo's eyes lit up with a sense of anticipation.
"But the meaning of Sarah Hei really means I love you." Zhuang Ming's words instantly shattered all Lu Zhanbo's fantasies, all fantasies about girls from Magpie Country.
The reality is so cruel, cruel to the point of cruelty, bloody tore the last defense in their hearts.
That sliver of expectation was instantly torn apart, shattered into slag, shattered into powder.
"But I bought her McDonald's breakfast every morning, but she never told me about it." Lu Zhanbo looked extremely disappointed, even a little angry.
Zhuang Ming: "."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
Can this brain circuit be normal?
But thinking that this is Lu Zhanbo, he was relieved.
"Any beautiful and attractive girl in the world won't tell you I love you just because you give her a hamburger or milk tea, understand?" Lu Ziqiao explained very speechlessly: "You should take her to do something special, let her She was moved."
Lu Zhanbo was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Burgers and milk tea are already the best breakfast, what do you want me to do?"
Seems to understand something: "Then prepare shark fin burgers for her?"
Zhuang Ming: "."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
This kid, why can't he get along with this burger?
What kind of weird girl would like such a boy?
Taste and this unique thinking are really not flattering.
"Now I finally understand why when you sit down, I have the aura of flying thousands of mountains and disappearing people." Lu Ziqiao was speechless: "I don't think this is a question of changing breakfast at all."
"What's the problem?" Lu Zhanbo was still curious.
Lu Ziqiao pointed to his head seriously: "Your head should be replaced together."
Lu Zhanbo rolled his eyes, he didn't know that Lu Ziqiao was teasing him again.
But he always felt that there was still some truth in this teasing, so he was embarrassed.
creak~
The door was pushed open, and Hu Yifei, who was hot and sexy after work, walked in, and there was a burst of fragrance in the air instantly.
"Yifei, has your family prepared any funds for Zhanbo's future marriage?" Lu Ziqiao asked.
Hu Yifei was taken aback: "Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"
Qiu Shui's eyes moved: "Zhanbo, have you found someone?"
Lu Zhanbo shook his head again and again.
"I suggest using this money to give Zhan Bo a brain replacement operation, otherwise I think he probably won't be able to use this money for the rest of his life." Lu Ziqiao complained.
"Shut your crow's mouth." Hu Yifei rolled her eyes full of charm, twisting her lips.sexy buttocks.Headed towards the house.
"I figured it out." Lu Zhanbo suddenly jumped up from the sofa and shouted with surprise on his face.
Zhuang Ming, Lu Ziqiao, and Hu Yifei were all taken aback.
I saw Lu Zhanbo's serious face, which made people feel ashamed, and said in a word: "We should give pickles, people in Magpie Country like pickles the most, so she will definitely like them."
That tone, that attitude, that is affirmation,
Zhuang Ming: "."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
Hu Yi Fei:"."
"You'd better kill me with one shot. A rotten wood can't be carved." Lu Ziqiao stood up directly and walked outside: "I can't stay here, or my IQ will be affected, no, it has already been affected. Influence."
Walking to the door, he turned around and stopped suddenly, looking at Lu Zhanbo: "Zhanbo, I know a good brain doctor, although he is a veterinarian, but the price is cheap, I will introduce you later."
Lu Zhanbo was stunned and stared blankly at Lu Ziqiao going out the door. He didn't know what was wrong with him.
(End of this chapter)
Lu Ziqiao blurted out: "I love you, you are so handsome, or should I?"
"I hope she will say that too." Lu Zhanbo shrugged: "Unfortunately not, she only said 'no'."
Lu Ziqiao was taken aback for a moment, and then asked with treacherous eyes, "Zhanbo, I am impressed by you, come on, tell me quickly, what did you do to her?"
"Cut, where are you thinking?" Lu Zhanbo rolled his eyes angrily. After getting along for so long, he didn't know Lu Ziqiao's virtue.
"I asked her to drink coffee, and she said, no."
"I asked her to take medicine, but she said, no."
"I said to take her home, but she said no."
"I ask her"
Lu Zhanbo started the complaint mode, and finally concluded: "Do you think the goddesses of Magpie Kingdom are all so conservative and introverted?"
"Huh? How do you know that?" Lu Ziqiao drank a glass of water in one gulp, a little puzzled.
Lu Zhanbo immediately said seriously: "This Hollywood is the quietest girl in our unit, she never leaves her polite words, and every boy does something for her, she always keeps saying 'Sarahei, Sarahhei'."
"Cough cough cough~"
"Pfft~"
Suddenly there was a violent coughing sound and the sound of spraying water.
The coughing sound was clearly that of Zhuang Ming, who was eating a pastry and accidentally choked on it.
Of course it was Lu Ziqiao who sprayed water.
"Wait, say it again, what does she often say?" Lu Ziqiao asked with a speechless expression.
Lu Zhanbo looked dumbfounded, wondering what it meant, and repeated again: "Sarahei."
Really stupid, stupid, uneducated, really scary,
"Do you know what this means?" Lu Ziqiao asked rather speechlessly.
"I asked my colleagues, and they said it meant thank you." Lu Zhanbo's common sense really shattered the common sense world of Zhuang Ming and Lu Ziqiao.
Lu Ziqiao poked his face and asked back, "Did he never tell you?"
"Yes." Lu Zhanbo nodded, and then explained generously, "But I don't want her to be too polite."
Zhuang Ming: "."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
Such people are still their friends, and they express concern.
"Sarahei means:." Lu Ziqiao was speechless, and he didn't turn corners. He also knew Lu Zhanbo's bad temper: "I love you."
"What?" Lu Zhanbo stood there for a while.
Lu Zhanbo couldn't believe it for a while: "You mean, she told most of the boys in our company, I love you, but she only told me, don't you?"
"I have studied 280 languages in the world." Seeing Lu Zhanbo's stunned look, Lu Ziqiao continued lightly: ".'s common vocabulary for picking up girls. The phrase Sarah black is a must-learn for beginners. If you don't believe me, you can ask Ask Brother Zhuang."
"Brother-in-law." Lu Zhanbo looked at Zhuang Ming pitifully.
Zhuang Ming said flatly: "The 280 languages that Ziqiao speaks are just bragging."
"That's not the point." Lu Ziqiao said casually without embarrassment at all.
"Then that phrase means magpie Mandarin." Lu Zhanbo's eyes lit up with a sense of anticipation.
"But the meaning of Sarah Hei really means I love you." Zhuang Ming's words instantly shattered all Lu Zhanbo's fantasies, all fantasies about girls from Magpie Country.
The reality is so cruel, cruel to the point of cruelty, bloody tore the last defense in their hearts.
That sliver of expectation was instantly torn apart, shattered into slag, shattered into powder.
"But I bought her McDonald's breakfast every morning, but she never told me about it." Lu Zhanbo looked extremely disappointed, even a little angry.
Zhuang Ming: "."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
Can this brain circuit be normal?
But thinking that this is Lu Zhanbo, he was relieved.
"Any beautiful and attractive girl in the world won't tell you I love you just because you give her a hamburger or milk tea, understand?" Lu Ziqiao explained very speechlessly: "You should take her to do something special, let her She was moved."
Lu Zhanbo was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Burgers and milk tea are already the best breakfast, what do you want me to do?"
Seems to understand something: "Then prepare shark fin burgers for her?"
Zhuang Ming: "."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
This kid, why can't he get along with this burger?
What kind of weird girl would like such a boy?
Taste and this unique thinking are really not flattering.
"Now I finally understand why when you sit down, I have the aura of flying thousands of mountains and disappearing people." Lu Ziqiao was speechless: "I don't think this is a question of changing breakfast at all."
"What's the problem?" Lu Zhanbo was still curious.
Lu Ziqiao pointed to his head seriously: "Your head should be replaced together."
Lu Zhanbo rolled his eyes, he didn't know that Lu Ziqiao was teasing him again.
But he always felt that there was still some truth in this teasing, so he was embarrassed.
creak~
The door was pushed open, and Hu Yifei, who was hot and sexy after work, walked in, and there was a burst of fragrance in the air instantly.
"Yifei, has your family prepared any funds for Zhanbo's future marriage?" Lu Ziqiao asked.
Hu Yifei was taken aback: "Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"
Qiu Shui's eyes moved: "Zhanbo, have you found someone?"
Lu Zhanbo shook his head again and again.
"I suggest using this money to give Zhan Bo a brain replacement operation, otherwise I think he probably won't be able to use this money for the rest of his life." Lu Ziqiao complained.
"Shut your crow's mouth." Hu Yifei rolled her eyes full of charm, twisting her lips.sexy buttocks.Headed towards the house.
"I figured it out." Lu Zhanbo suddenly jumped up from the sofa and shouted with surprise on his face.
Zhuang Ming, Lu Ziqiao, and Hu Yifei were all taken aback.
I saw Lu Zhanbo's serious face, which made people feel ashamed, and said in a word: "We should give pickles, people in Magpie Country like pickles the most, so she will definitely like them."
That tone, that attitude, that is affirmation,
Zhuang Ming: "."
Lu Ziqiao: "."
Hu Yi Fei:"."
"You'd better kill me with one shot. A rotten wood can't be carved." Lu Ziqiao stood up directly and walked outside: "I can't stay here, or my IQ will be affected, no, it has already been affected. Influence."
Walking to the door, he turned around and stopped suddenly, looking at Lu Zhanbo: "Zhanbo, I know a good brain doctor, although he is a veterinarian, but the price is cheap, I will introduce you later."
Lu Zhanbo was stunned and stared blankly at Lu Ziqiao going out the door. He didn't know what was wrong with him.
(End of this chapter)
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