Daming Taoist Medicine

Chapter 128 Chapter 128

Outside the village, seven horses were tied to several trees, and a piece of cloth was hung on the tree stump, fluttering in the wind.

There are two lines of words written on the cloth: eat your chickens and return your horses.The font was ugly and crooked, and there was a piece of mud behind the word "chicken", but I didn't know how to shake it off.

Seeing this situation, the illiterate villagers shouted and shouted to their fellow villagers. The respected villager, who could not read many words, squinted his eyes for a moment, and slowly read: "Eat your... chicken, give you back... Horses." Then he shook his head again, "No, no, there is a piece of mud behind the 'chicken', what they mean is: 'Eat your asses and return your horses'." Lao Cunzheng's eyes are not good, and his Sichuan accent is also Heavy, when you say "horse", there is a feeling of "Mom sells batches".

The villagers smiled and greeted the relatives of the chicken thief's ancestors to show their enthusiasm.

The three of Fenglei and Zhang sneezed several times, Zhang Qianjun smiled and said, "Is this because someone misses us?"

Lei Guangming shouted: "Isn't it? We Sichuan people are passionate."

Zhang Qianjun: "Uncle Lei is also from Sichuan?"

Lei Guangming: "That's not true. Our Chuanzhou has rich and natural treasures, handsome men and beautiful women, and nobles in the palace. There are five Sichuans out of ten concubines."

Feng Qingyang said nonchalantly: "Yes, yes, quite a few died, but there has never been a harem master."

Lei Guangming was speechless and disappointed.

Zhang Qianjun asked: "Master! Our Sichuan women are beautiful, chaste and pleasing, and there are beauties every year. There are so many beauties, why haven't we ever been the master of the harem?" Turning his head to listen, in fact, the previous generations of the Lei family also had women sent to the palace, but none of them had received good results.

Feng Qingyang said: "If you have a strong personality, you will hurt yourself, and if you don't forgive others, you will lose your blessings. If you have married several wives and concubines, you are choosing a wife and concubine who is quick to talk, straightforward, upright, and who will offend others when she speaks against you as your backyard." Master, or choose a well-educated, gentle and virtuous wife and concubine as the master of the backyard?"

Zhang Qianjun said: "I have entered the Tao, can I marry a wife?"

Feng Qingyang: "We are not monks, what we are pursuing is nature. If the Tao is to destroy sex and love, where does the offspring come from, and where does the nature come from? People are gone, so what is the meaning of the advanced Tao?"

Zhang Qianjun said with a smirk: "If the girl doesn't give up, I can marry a Sichuan girl, but I don't dare to take the second wife."

Feng Qingyang said: "Very good, very good."

The three of them walked towards the canyon while talking.

I don't know why, although they are on the same road, the mood is very different with whoever they are with.Men and men, open-minded; women and women, take the trouble; men and women, spend money like water; women and men, miserable.

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Yang Fan felt a little miserable right now, but Cheng Qing was very excited with his slightly bulging stomach.

This is not to say that Yang Fan doesn't care about Cheng Qing. It's natural for men not to like shopping, and it's natural for women to like shopping.

Since ancient times, men have been hunters with a strong purpose, while women have been gatherers looking around, and naturally formed completely different behavioral tendencies over time.

Cheng Qing: "Husband! Look! This store has your name on it."

Yang Fan looked up, and the words "Sifan clothing" appeared in front of Yang Fan's eyes.

Cheng Qing stepped in, followed by Yang Fan, and Yang Fan became embarrassed as soon as he walked in, because most of the clothes inside were underwear.

Yang Fan watched his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose.

Seeing Yang Fan's demeanor, Cheng Qing was very amused, holding a set of underwear, and teasingly said: "Husband! What do you think of this set?"

Yang Fan: "Not bad!"

Cheng Qing smiled and said, "What about this set?"

Yang Fan: "Very good!"

Cheng Qing smiled and said, "What about this set?"

Yang Fan: "Alright!"

Cheng Qing said angrily: "Did you really read it seriously? The language is prevaricated, and the attitude is perfunctory."

Yang Fan said angrily: "How can I be perfunctory? You don't look at yourself. You are so beautiful, what is not beautiful in what you wear? How do you let me distinguish between good and bad? These clothes look good on you, I can't tell the difference , can you blame me? Who told you to look so beautiful?"

Cheng Qing smiled happily after being scolded.

Cheng Qing said in a gentle voice, sweetly: "Then which one do you want to choose?"

Yang Fan said displeasedly, "All of them."

Cheng Qing smiled sweetly, naturally she would not be so prodigal, and chose seriously with a sweet smile.

At this moment, only two familiar voices came from behind.

Woman: "How about this one?"

Male: "It's okay."

Female: "How about this one?"

Male: "Not bad!"

Female: "What about this one?"

Male: "It's okay."

Female: "Why are you so perfunctory?"

Man: "It's not that I'm perfunctory, it's that you are beautiful, and you look beautiful in everything you wear."

Seeing Yang Fan listening attentively, Cheng Qing also noticed these two familiar voices. Hearing this, he suddenly smiled and said, "Why is this man the same as what you said? You probably made a statement?" Said Going to lift off the silk cloth in the middle, I saw that the other side was also lifting the silk cloth to look at the Yang family couple. It was Zhou Juncai and Tian Tiantian, the loving couple.

Yang Fan and Zhou Juncai's eyes lit up, and they smiled sympathetically.

Cheng Qing and Tian Tiantian talked hand in hand, like meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a little farewell to a new love, Yingying and Yanyan, keeping the two stinky men aside.

Tian Tiantian: "You also like the clothes in 'Sifan Clothing'?"

Cheng Qing: "I'm a martial arts girl, and I don't have many opportunities to go shopping. This is the first time I have come to this store. My sister will introduce it to me."

Tian Tiantian smiled and said: "Actually, I don't need to introduce too much. The fabrics can be seen, but they are not unique. What is unique is their function and style. Many sisters say that these pants..." He picked up a pair of pants , dragged Cheng Qing to the corner, and started chit chatting.

Seeing the two women "collaborating with each other", Yang Fan felt relieved and looked at Zhou Juncai. At this time, Zhou Juncai also looked at him, both of them looked relieved. The two looked at each other and smiled, tacit understanding.

Zhou Juncai pointed to a pair of trousers, and said, "Brother Yang! Look, what kind of system is it? I don't know some scumbag invented these sleazy trousers. I heard it was invented by a man. They are really perverted and shameless, beasts." How about, how many women are cheated every year to spend money on it. Out of sight is out of sight, let's sit by the door."

Yang Fan didn't laugh, cry, talk, or listen, and said in his heart, "Brother! I seem to have invented these pants...I..."

This store is quite unique, it is obviously located in a remote area and not in a busy area, but it can attract countless people to enter the store to have a look. There is a row of wooden chairs in front of the door, obviously reserved for men to wait.

Yang Fan: "Where is the owner of this store from?"

Zhou Juncai said: "This boss is a local silk merchant. I heard that he went to Shuinan County, and later he opened this shop. He bought silk fabrics to Shuinan County at a high price, and then he bought these finished products at a low price. Come and go, earn a lot.”

Yang Fan: "How do you know these commercial secrets?"

Zhou Juncai smiled and said: "It's not a secret, it's all about business. You can find out such simple information by simply having a cup of tea with a few people. I don't know how many businessmen want this boss to introduce you to get on the road." , but he is very smart and wants to dominate the family."

Yang Fan asked: "Do you know why you use this name?"

Zhou Juncai smiled and said: "Hey, don't tell me, I really know this. I heard that the founder is an ugly woman with a birthmark on her face. Just because she fell in love with a man, she used the man's name and named it His name is Sifan."

Yang Fan chuckled and said, "Is it from hearsay?"

Zhou Juncai said: "This is really not hearsay. The owner's surname here is Jiang, and the name of the shop was originally Jiang's Xiaopu, but it was changed to this name. We were all surprised, so we asked this question. He said that in the water He met a woman in Nanjun, who talked about a lot of cooperation rules, but there was one uncompromising one, which was to ask for his store name. Later, someone wondered why, and the woman replied: "Because my husband's name has Fan in it." You Let’s talk, if it’s really her husband, why does she show her hard work in public? So we guess, this woman is probably in love with him, and lovesickness has become a disease, and she has suffered from lovesickness.”

Yang Fan sighed lightly.

Zhou Juncai joked: "Brother! You have the word 'Fan' in your name. Could it be that you are that man?" Yang Fan smiled noncommittally.

Zhou Juncai took a serious look, and said with a smile: "Don't tell me, you are so handsome, and women really like you. I don't think it's strange that you are admired and missed by others."

At this moment, the beautiful woman stood at the door of the store and greeted the two chattering bosses, and they should have checked out and left. The two of them naturally looked for wives and paid out of their own pockets.

Cheng Qing only chose two sets, and seemed to know how to live.

Yang Fan smiled and said, "Why don't you buy more?"

Cheng Qing said: "You are stupid, we traveled all over the world, running here and there, why do we need so many clothes?"

Yang Fan nodded, deeply convinced, and said, "Then why don't you buy two sets for Luo Po and Tong Tong, these clothes will save a lot of inconvenience and be much more comfortable for women to wear."

Cheng Qing glanced at Yang Fan strangely, and immediately said with a smile: "You are right, I was negligent."

Zhou Juncai suddenly pulled Yang Fan aside, faltering, embarrassed, not knowing how to speak.

Yang Fan said with a smile: "Looking at your embarrassment, it's like constipation, it makes people uncomfortable in front of you."

Zhou Juncai said awkwardly: "I only found out when I paid the bill that there are not many silver taels, and there is a shortage of ten taels. I wonder if you can lend me some?"

Yang Fan smiled and said, "Isn't it enough for you?"

Zhou Juncai hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, no, how can my wife's gift be paid by others? What's the point? It's absolutely impossible, not to mention that it's an inconvenient dress."

Yang Fan said: "Okay then." He took out some broken silver and secretly stuffed it to Zhou Juncai.

Zhou Juncai whispered, "Thank you."

(End of this chapter)