Daming Taoist Medicine
Chapter 253 252 Immortal dance?
Chapter 253 252 Immortal dance?
The masked man sat at the table, nodded to take the cup, blew on the fluttering tea, sipped the tea with a smile, and couldn't help frowning and said: "The taste of this tea is a bit strange."
Xiao Nan murmured, "Maybe the tea leaves are damp."
The masked man yawned, smacked his lips, and said with a smile, "It smells like medicine!"
Xiao Nan said, "Is it real or not?" He stretched out his hand to check, and accidentally bumped into the teacup, water poured all over the table, and wet the masked man's pants.
Xiao Nan hurriedly leaned over to wipe the lower body of the masked man, and said apologetically, "Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it. Look at me, I'm clumsy."
The masked man hurriedly pulled Xiao Nan up.
There I thought that Xiao Nan's feet were soft and fell between the crotch of the masked man.
At this moment, the door of the room was pushed open from the outside with a bang.
A fair and handsome boy with a fair face walked in with two bum boys, and said in admiration, "Tsk tsk tsk, uncle really knows how to play."
The masked man stared at the person with a dumbfounded look, but forgot to help Xiao Nan under his crotch, and said blankly, "Who are you?"
The young man motioned for the younger brother to close the door, and said with a sneer, "You have played with my wife to such an extent, why do you still have to ask who I am?"
Xiao Nan got up and ran towards the boy, snuggled up to his side, and Li Hua looked at the masked man with rain.
The masked man looked at them stupidly.
The little boy said with a smile: "Tell me, how do you plan to solve today's matter?"
Masked man: "What's the matter?"
The little white face sneered and said: "You seduce a married woman, and I caught you in the room, do you really understand or are you pretending to be confused?"
The masked man pondered for a moment, then sneered and said, "Did I meet a fairy and dance?"
The little boy said with a playful smile, "You're not stupid."
The masked man said: "So drowning is a game. I've been in the game since the moment I jumped into the river to save people?"
The little boy nodded and said: "Yes. I originally planned to start in the wilderness, but you don't know the way, you must go to a restaurant to open a room, but this is also good. From the new clothes you brought Xiao Nan to buy, and places to invite her to dinner. See, Xiao Mian! You are quite rich."
Masked man: "No wonder you always feel that someone is following you nearby. It turns out that this girl named Xiao Nan left a mark for you."
The little white face smiled and said: "I didn't expect that our masked uncle is very powerful, then you can guess, what else have we done besides following you?"
The masked man smiled and said, "In that cup of tea just now, you should have given me a sweat drug, right?"
The little boy nodded and praised: "Smart!"
The masked man said casually: "You planned to use Xiao Nan to lure me and make me confused, but when I was undressing, you suddenly rushed in to catch the rape on the bed, grabbed the handle to scare me from moving, and pinched me to death Come on, come to blackmail me again. But this girl Xiaonan is very smart. Seeing that I am good at kung fu, but not good at seduction, she immediately pours tea on this joint, Xie En, pretending to be soft, and takes the opportunity to put medicine in the tea, so that you don't care about that link If you make a mistake, you all have the chance to win, and you will be safe."
The little boy said: "It's pretty much the same, but you're wrong about one thing."
The masked man asked, "What's wrong?"
The little boy said: "We are not here to blackmail you, but we have been hurt by you, and we need some money from you."
The masked man said with a pun: "What do you add? There is no replenishment for your woman. Will it be replenished for you?"
Xiaobai said with a sullen face: "We are all gentle people, why are we so angry?"
The masked man smiled and said, "You have already insulted the word human, so don't insult the word gentle again, okay?"
The little boy sneered and said, "Did you not understand your situation?"
The masked man said seriously: "First of all, I didn't prostitute your woman, so I won't give you a penny; secondly, even if it's a done deal, it's your own fault, so why should I admit it? Finally, I don't like being raped. I don’t like being threatened by others.”
The little white face snorted coldly and said: "You obviously don't cry when you see the coffin. You are not afraid of losing your reputation and becoming a street rat from now on. People hate you in the rivers and lakes. Everyone yells at you?"
The masked man said thoughtfully: "I still don't understand why there will be no place to stand after the 'cone' is erected? I don't understand why people like you take this method that is not a method as a harmful technique , I don’t understand why people in the world will eat your set, and it has been tried repeatedly since ancient times?”
Xiaobailian and Xiaonan were dumbfounded, completely unaware of what the masked man wanted to express.
The masked man said seriously: "Think about it, since the relationship between men and women is invisible, why do you want to promote the beauty of love stories? Since men and women will be looked down upon by the world after they love each other, why do you have to play gongs for things like marriage?" Playing drums for fear that others will not know? Since Qingqing's love is a joyous thing that makes people happy, why do you think I will be afraid of others knowing that I have capsized in the gutter? To sum up one sentence: Why do you think that the fairy dance can threaten me? What's more I have neither raped nor plundered, nor drugged anyone, nor threatened. I politely refused when you threw yourself into my arms. I am such an innocent and good person. You scared me and calculated me. Don’t you think you should Do I have a little mental damage fee? How can I threaten me to give you money?"
Wait... After this person was designed into the set today, he was not in a hurry, panic or stealing, and he didn't beg for mercy, but said... We should give him money?Xiaobailian and Xiaonan looked at each other for a while, their minds were obviously a little... stuck.
Xiaobailian looked at Xiaonan and asked, "How much perspiration medicine have you taken? Will your brain be damaged if you take too much?"
Before Xiao Nan could answer, the masked man interjected, "Your common medicines don't work for me."
Little boy: "Hearing your relaxed tone, are you sure you don't take your reputation seriously and want to fight us to the end?"
The masked man said: "It's not stubborn. If you can solve my doubts, I'd like to give you silver taels. My biggest doubt is that you think you can blackmail others and do the same thing when you marry someone else." , since you want to be known as much as possible when you get married, why should you be afraid of others knowing?"
Xiao Nan said: "Marriage is the word of the matchmaker, a legal gift. After the ceremony is completed, the bride is unique to the groom, and the groom will join hands with the bride for a lifetime, so it is done with great fanfare to strengthen this relationship; as for now , If you don’t have a matchmaker’s words, it’s just a matter of life. I’m someone else’s wife. What you do shows that you are a wicked person. People are afraid of being known."
The masked man sat at the table, resting his chin on his hand, and thoughtfully said: "What you said makes sense, but this has caused more problems. If you understand it like this, Wushan Yunyu who loves deeply It’s not a veiled and emotional word anymore, it’s a naked crime between two people. All misfires before marriage in this world are crimes committed knowingly, right? What is love? It’s a crime. Then why are there so many love stories? Why? Want to promote the beauty of love? Or can it be understood in this way-like this little boy, who can take advantage of women is love, and those like me who are calculated by women are crimes?"
Xiao Nan wiped her forehead, smiled wryly and joked, "It feels like you are not a normal person."
The little boy said impatiently: "I don't want to talk nonsense with you. If it's someone else, I want as much as you have. You... 500 taels, let's get together and break up."
The masked man nodded and said, "Okay, just put down the 500 taels and go, I don't want to see you anyway." After saying this, the audience was dumbfounded.
The little boy said with a sneer: "Do you think I'm joking with you?"
The masked man glanced at the boy indifferently, "You mean I'm joking with you?"
As soon as these words came out, the room immediately became chilly and the temperature dropped.
The little white face swallowed, and said forcefully: "Do you know who is standing behind me?"
The masked man said flatly: "You are blind, there are Xiao Nan and two little red guys standing behind you, can't you see?"
Xiaobai's face was so angry that he said viciously: "The shopkeeper Liu is behind me, you weigh it..."
Before he finished speaking, the masked man interrupted: "I don't know you!"
The little boy said sarcastically: "You don't even know shopkeeper Liu, you are undoubtedly a noob. This shopkeeper Liu is rich in the world, has many masters, owns countless shops, and even the masters in the top list work for him. "
Masked man: "If he is so powerful, will he use a lowly pawn like you? If he is so powerful, why use a pawn like you?"
Xiaobai's face turned blue, red, and pale with anger, and his expression was strange, as if a fly flew into his mouth, he couldn't swallow it, couldn't spit it out, and felt very uncomfortable.He waved his hand to everyone behind him and said, "Beat him down first, then talk."
The crowd had already been disturbed by the masked man's arrogance, and immediately charged towards the masked man upon hearing the greeting.
The masked man swiped his hand, and the cup on the table flew out. There were loud bang bang bang bangs, and several people had already flown upside down and landed on the ground.
Each of them covered their wounds, shouting whoops.
The little boy reacted quickly, rushed to the door, opened the door, and shouted loudly: "Come here, catch the flower pickers, there are Deng disciples who are adulterous and want to kill people to silence them..."
(End of this chapter)
The masked man sat at the table, nodded to take the cup, blew on the fluttering tea, sipped the tea with a smile, and couldn't help frowning and said: "The taste of this tea is a bit strange."
Xiao Nan murmured, "Maybe the tea leaves are damp."
The masked man yawned, smacked his lips, and said with a smile, "It smells like medicine!"
Xiao Nan said, "Is it real or not?" He stretched out his hand to check, and accidentally bumped into the teacup, water poured all over the table, and wet the masked man's pants.
Xiao Nan hurriedly leaned over to wipe the lower body of the masked man, and said apologetically, "Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it. Look at me, I'm clumsy."
The masked man hurriedly pulled Xiao Nan up.
There I thought that Xiao Nan's feet were soft and fell between the crotch of the masked man.
At this moment, the door of the room was pushed open from the outside with a bang.
A fair and handsome boy with a fair face walked in with two bum boys, and said in admiration, "Tsk tsk tsk, uncle really knows how to play."
The masked man stared at the person with a dumbfounded look, but forgot to help Xiao Nan under his crotch, and said blankly, "Who are you?"
The young man motioned for the younger brother to close the door, and said with a sneer, "You have played with my wife to such an extent, why do you still have to ask who I am?"
Xiao Nan got up and ran towards the boy, snuggled up to his side, and Li Hua looked at the masked man with rain.
The masked man looked at them stupidly.
The little boy said with a smile: "Tell me, how do you plan to solve today's matter?"
Masked man: "What's the matter?"
The little white face sneered and said: "You seduce a married woman, and I caught you in the room, do you really understand or are you pretending to be confused?"
The masked man pondered for a moment, then sneered and said, "Did I meet a fairy and dance?"
The little boy said with a playful smile, "You're not stupid."
The masked man said: "So drowning is a game. I've been in the game since the moment I jumped into the river to save people?"
The little boy nodded and said: "Yes. I originally planned to start in the wilderness, but you don't know the way, you must go to a restaurant to open a room, but this is also good. From the new clothes you brought Xiao Nan to buy, and places to invite her to dinner. See, Xiao Mian! You are quite rich."
Masked man: "No wonder you always feel that someone is following you nearby. It turns out that this girl named Xiao Nan left a mark for you."
The little white face smiled and said: "I didn't expect that our masked uncle is very powerful, then you can guess, what else have we done besides following you?"
The masked man smiled and said, "In that cup of tea just now, you should have given me a sweat drug, right?"
The little boy nodded and praised: "Smart!"
The masked man said casually: "You planned to use Xiao Nan to lure me and make me confused, but when I was undressing, you suddenly rushed in to catch the rape on the bed, grabbed the handle to scare me from moving, and pinched me to death Come on, come to blackmail me again. But this girl Xiaonan is very smart. Seeing that I am good at kung fu, but not good at seduction, she immediately pours tea on this joint, Xie En, pretending to be soft, and takes the opportunity to put medicine in the tea, so that you don't care about that link If you make a mistake, you all have the chance to win, and you will be safe."
The little boy said: "It's pretty much the same, but you're wrong about one thing."
The masked man asked, "What's wrong?"
The little boy said: "We are not here to blackmail you, but we have been hurt by you, and we need some money from you."
The masked man said with a pun: "What do you add? There is no replenishment for your woman. Will it be replenished for you?"
Xiaobai said with a sullen face: "We are all gentle people, why are we so angry?"
The masked man smiled and said, "You have already insulted the word human, so don't insult the word gentle again, okay?"
The little boy sneered and said, "Did you not understand your situation?"
The masked man said seriously: "First of all, I didn't prostitute your woman, so I won't give you a penny; secondly, even if it's a done deal, it's your own fault, so why should I admit it? Finally, I don't like being raped. I don’t like being threatened by others.”
The little white face snorted coldly and said: "You obviously don't cry when you see the coffin. You are not afraid of losing your reputation and becoming a street rat from now on. People hate you in the rivers and lakes. Everyone yells at you?"
The masked man said thoughtfully: "I still don't understand why there will be no place to stand after the 'cone' is erected? I don't understand why people like you take this method that is not a method as a harmful technique , I don’t understand why people in the world will eat your set, and it has been tried repeatedly since ancient times?”
Xiaobailian and Xiaonan were dumbfounded, completely unaware of what the masked man wanted to express.
The masked man said seriously: "Think about it, since the relationship between men and women is invisible, why do you want to promote the beauty of love stories? Since men and women will be looked down upon by the world after they love each other, why do you have to play gongs for things like marriage?" Playing drums for fear that others will not know? Since Qingqing's love is a joyous thing that makes people happy, why do you think I will be afraid of others knowing that I have capsized in the gutter? To sum up one sentence: Why do you think that the fairy dance can threaten me? What's more I have neither raped nor plundered, nor drugged anyone, nor threatened. I politely refused when you threw yourself into my arms. I am such an innocent and good person. You scared me and calculated me. Don’t you think you should Do I have a little mental damage fee? How can I threaten me to give you money?"
Wait... After this person was designed into the set today, he was not in a hurry, panic or stealing, and he didn't beg for mercy, but said... We should give him money?Xiaobailian and Xiaonan looked at each other for a while, their minds were obviously a little... stuck.
Xiaobailian looked at Xiaonan and asked, "How much perspiration medicine have you taken? Will your brain be damaged if you take too much?"
Before Xiao Nan could answer, the masked man interjected, "Your common medicines don't work for me."
Little boy: "Hearing your relaxed tone, are you sure you don't take your reputation seriously and want to fight us to the end?"
The masked man said: "It's not stubborn. If you can solve my doubts, I'd like to give you silver taels. My biggest doubt is that you think you can blackmail others and do the same thing when you marry someone else." , since you want to be known as much as possible when you get married, why should you be afraid of others knowing?"
Xiao Nan said: "Marriage is the word of the matchmaker, a legal gift. After the ceremony is completed, the bride is unique to the groom, and the groom will join hands with the bride for a lifetime, so it is done with great fanfare to strengthen this relationship; as for now , If you don’t have a matchmaker’s words, it’s just a matter of life. I’m someone else’s wife. What you do shows that you are a wicked person. People are afraid of being known."
The masked man sat at the table, resting his chin on his hand, and thoughtfully said: "What you said makes sense, but this has caused more problems. If you understand it like this, Wushan Yunyu who loves deeply It’s not a veiled and emotional word anymore, it’s a naked crime between two people. All misfires before marriage in this world are crimes committed knowingly, right? What is love? It’s a crime. Then why are there so many love stories? Why? Want to promote the beauty of love? Or can it be understood in this way-like this little boy, who can take advantage of women is love, and those like me who are calculated by women are crimes?"
Xiao Nan wiped her forehead, smiled wryly and joked, "It feels like you are not a normal person."
The little boy said impatiently: "I don't want to talk nonsense with you. If it's someone else, I want as much as you have. You... 500 taels, let's get together and break up."
The masked man nodded and said, "Okay, just put down the 500 taels and go, I don't want to see you anyway." After saying this, the audience was dumbfounded.
The little boy said with a sneer: "Do you think I'm joking with you?"
The masked man glanced at the boy indifferently, "You mean I'm joking with you?"
As soon as these words came out, the room immediately became chilly and the temperature dropped.
The little white face swallowed, and said forcefully: "Do you know who is standing behind me?"
The masked man said flatly: "You are blind, there are Xiao Nan and two little red guys standing behind you, can't you see?"
Xiaobai's face was so angry that he said viciously: "The shopkeeper Liu is behind me, you weigh it..."
Before he finished speaking, the masked man interrupted: "I don't know you!"
The little boy said sarcastically: "You don't even know shopkeeper Liu, you are undoubtedly a noob. This shopkeeper Liu is rich in the world, has many masters, owns countless shops, and even the masters in the top list work for him. "
Masked man: "If he is so powerful, will he use a lowly pawn like you? If he is so powerful, why use a pawn like you?"
Xiaobai's face turned blue, red, and pale with anger, and his expression was strange, as if a fly flew into his mouth, he couldn't swallow it, couldn't spit it out, and felt very uncomfortable.He waved his hand to everyone behind him and said, "Beat him down first, then talk."
The crowd had already been disturbed by the masked man's arrogance, and immediately charged towards the masked man upon hearing the greeting.
The masked man swiped his hand, and the cup on the table flew out. There were loud bang bang bang bangs, and several people had already flown upside down and landed on the ground.
Each of them covered their wounds, shouting whoops.
The little boy reacted quickly, rushed to the door, opened the door, and shouted loudly: "Come here, catch the flower pickers, there are Deng disciples who are adulterous and want to kill people to silence them..."
(End of this chapter)
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