Daming Taoist Medicine

Chapter 306 Chapter 306
Yang Fan laughed and said, "Pigs are not good at turning corners either."

Bian Dan suddenly asked: "Why don't you buy hundreds of acres of land for the mother and daughter? You searched and searched."

Yang Fan laughed and said: "As the saying goes, a man is not guilty, but a man who is pregnant is guilty. If you give them a fortune, it is not to protect them, but to push them into the fire pit. With Yang Sifan's name , there is a talisman, whether others seek wealth and murder, or live in a magpie's nest, you have to carefully weigh it, whether you can win it under the reputation of Wanzhumen, Daomen and Yang Fan."

Bian Dan nodded, called smart, and then asked angrily, "Do you know that not many people are willing to be friends with someone who is too smart?"

Yang Fan said with a smile: "It seems that smart people are willing to make many friends?"

Bian Dan's words were choked in his throat, unable to spit out or swallow.

Yang Fan casually smiled and said: "Have you noticed that the more excellent a person is, the less friends they have, or even very few, their friends are either excellent, or have good character, and they will never be friends with a group of people with empty brains and empty stomachs." Empty people. Because the happiness of smart people is out of vulgar tastes, it is impossible for people who are lazy, greedy, slippery, and poisonous to mix together."

Bian Dan said seriously: "No wonder you are so good."

Yang Fan: "No way, IQ given by God."

Bian Dan smiled and said, "With an excellent friend like me, it's not difficult for you not to be excellent."

Yang Fan: "Fuck you."

Bian Dan smiled and said, "The creditor is here!"

Following Bian Dan's gaze, Yang Fan saw Shopkeeper Ye walking this way with a few injured guards nodding and bowing.

Yang Fan beckoned, and shopkeeper Ye immediately trotted up to him, "Hello, Master Yang!"

Yang Fan laughed and said, "Although the early bird gets the worm, aren't you afraid that you are the worm?"

Shopkeeper Ye said with a naive smile: "I am a worm, but Master Yang is a dragon and a phoenix among people, so he doesn't bother to eat me."

Yang Fan laughed, "A born profiteer, it's hard for a person like you not to get rich."

Shopkeeper Ye apologized and said with a smile: "If you don't marry a good wife, you can get rich, but it's hard to make a fortune."

Yang Fan handed out a letter, and shopkeeper Ye held it lightly with both hands, and respectfully accepted Yang Fan's token.

Yang Fan said with a smile: "Don't do the Fulu ointment business anymore."

Shopkeeper Ye: "Yes yes yes! That's for sure. By the way, I heard that there will be a commission for reporting smugglers who sell phlox ointment. I wonder if what Master Yang said can be fulfilled."

Yang Fan smiled and said: "That's natural, as long as your information is true, your benefits will definitely not be lost."

Shopkeeper Ye smiled obsequiously and said, "Tian Youliang from Tiancun has very close contacts with foreign businessmen. He not only hoards a large amount of Fulu ointment, but also helps foreigners abduct and sell a large number of Central Plains boys and girls to appear in the photo."

Yang Fan looked at Bian Dan with a stern face, and said coldly: "If it is verified to be true, then this kind of national traitor will not be lenient. If it can be cleaned up, it will be cleaned up, and if it can be confiscated, it will be confiscated as much as possible. This kind of person is rich. It will only be unkind for the rich, and if you let it go, it will only kill the cancer. Use some money as your start-up capital, and try to turn the property into assets as much as possible, and distribute it to the common people who are oppressed by evil forces, so that more poor people can have land. Plowing, clothes to wear, and books to read."

Everyone looked at Yang Fan with admiration.

Bian Dan said leisurely: "It's so nice to say, but I will be the one who will contribute, and you will be the one who buys people's hearts. Sigh... why do you think I am so sad? Why do you have such a brilliant junior like you?"

Yang Fan smiled and said, "No matter how I emerge, I am still your junior, how can I block your light?"

Bian Dan: "You are the only one who can talk."

Everyone laughed and was in harmony.

Shopkeeper Ye took out a piece of paper respectfully, and said with a smile, "Master Yang! Brother Master! This is the smugglers who buy and sell Fulu ointment in my various regions. I have seen some of these merchants, and some of them I heard it, and as for the exact location of their treasures, only they know."

Yang Fan looked at Bian Dan with a smile, and didn't go to pick up the paper. After Bian Dan took it, he smiled and said, "I'm interested."

Shopkeeper Ye: "There is one more thing, I don't know if I should say it or not?"

Yang Fan laughed and said, "Don't talk about those who cause us troubles, but tell us about those who help us solve troubles."

Shopkeeper Ye thought to himself: An extraordinary person speaks unusually.So he coughed lightly, and said: "Since I met you, the guards have been unable to hold back their hearts. They wanted to sit beside you, so they asked me to ask, you... Do you want someone?"

Bian Dan smiled and said, "As much as you want, the better."

Yang Fan: "I really dozed off and gave me a pillow. All my wishes come true."

Shopkeeper Ye smiled and said, "Then I'll thank you in advance for them." He waved to the guards behind him, signaling them to come and greet him.

Although these guards were not as slick as shopkeeper Ye, they also understood the rules of the world. Hearing that Yang Fan and Bian Dan were willing to serve them, they couldn't help but beam with joy, and bowed their heads as disciples.

Since ancient times, although it is not a pleasant thing to cling to the powerful, but then again, who doesn't like to enjoy the shade under a big tree?

Yang Fan and Bian Dan actually received a few salutes before telling them to get up.

Yang Fan smiled and said: "You worshiped the mountain today, and it has nothing to do with Taoism. You need to keep this in mind. The disciples of my Wanzhu Sect are divided into outer sect, inner sect and direct disciples. You are still only outer sect disciples, but don't be depressed. "Our Wanzhu Sect has never treated our disciples unfairly in terms of cultivation methods and cultivation resources. Now is the time to employ people, which is even more beneficial to you. As long as you perform outstandingly, not only will your status in the sect be promoted, you will even be promoted." You can also earn an inheritance for your heirs.”

Everyone should be right again and again.

Yang Fan looked around for a week, handed everyone over to Bian Dan to be with him, quietly stepped aside, and asked Tong Tong, "Anxin, why hasn't he gotten up yet?"

Tong Tong: "With the quilt rolled up, I wish I was still sleeping,"

Yang Fan got into the carriage, and sure enough, he saw An Xin sleeping peacefully with the quilt rolled up.

Yang Fan pulled the quilt, but did not pull it away, "Don't worry! Get up!"

An Xin hummed, "Don't make trouble! I still want to sleep for a while!"

Yang Fan tore away the quilt, and a gust of fresh boy's urine came to his nostrils immediately.

It turned out that An Xin had wet the bed again, so he rolled up the quilt and pretended to sleep in it, intending to dry his urine.

Yang Fan couldn't help laughing out loud.

Yang Fan booed, "Oh, my young man peed on the kang again."

An Xin said: "What's wrong with my bed-wetting? What's wrong with my bed-wetting? Didn't you wet the bed when you were a child? Just wait until it dries."

Yang Fan remembered some kind of magical melody, and sang cheerfully: "What's wrong with my bedwetting? What's wrong with my bedwetting? Didn't you wet the bed when you were young? Just wait until it dries. Huh...huh, I'll ignore you. "

An Xin said: "Go away, I will ignore you!"

Yang Fan sang on his own.

Tong Tong looked at him with a smile.

Yang Tielan looked at him with a smile.

Yang Yang hummed along with him.

Bian Dan looked at him in surprise.

Xiao Nan looked at him seriously.

Shopkeeper Ye and Bian Dan's newly recruited outer disciples looked at him.

Lin Xiaomei, mother and daughter looked at him.

It turns out that Yang Fan is this Yang Fan, and it turns out that he also has a child side.

Yang Fan smiled and said, "Does it sound good?"

The crowd roared with laughter, calling it nice.

Yang Fan sang again: What happened to my bedwetting?What happened to my bedwetting?Did you never wet your bed as a child?Can't you just wait a while to dry?Huh...huh, I'm ignoring you.

At this moment, a girl in red with a huge knife walked in slowly with a stern expression on her face.

Who else could it be if it wasn't Lei Yuanyuan?
Lei Yuanyuan went straight to Bian Dan's side, and suddenly slapped Bian Dan's mouth.

All of a sudden, everyone in the audience was fooled.

Including Bian Qi himself.

It’s hard to say whether Bian Dan’s computer crashed or not, but it must have been stuck anyway.

Gao Yuanyuan said, "Come and find me as agreed, have you found it?"

Hearing the sound, Bian Dan's body trembled slightly, but he didn't say a word.

Tears welled up in Lei Yuanyuan's eyes, and he shouted to Bian Dan in a trembling voice, "Don't you know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom, don't you have a super memory and can speak well? Why didn't you say anything, why didn't you explain?"

Bian Dan looked at Yang Fan as if asking for help.

Yang Fan consciously overtested, feeling that this place is not suitable for staying for a long time, so he took Yang Yang and hid in the car that was smothered by the boy's urine to ward off evil spirits.

The others understood and left in the blink of an eye, freeing up a tense two-person world for Bian Dan and Lei Yuanyuan.

Bian Dan shouted softly: "Yuanyuan!"

Lei Yuanyuan: "Why didn't you come to me?"

Bian Dan sighed: "When I met you, you were only ten years old, and you are only 17 years old this year. How dare I come to the door to be rude and beautiful?"

It's very explosive, it turns out that Bian Dan likes the little loli.

Lei Yuanyuan said angrily: "I don't think you are old, how dare you think I am young?"

Bian Dan confessed, "That's not what I meant. I was afraid that you would forget me if you were too young, so I didn't dare to look for you."

Lei Yuanyuan: "Then you think I have a bad memory?"

Bian Dan continued, "That's not what it means, it's just... that is, you can bite me if you want, why are you looking for a reason?"

Lei Yuanyuan grabbed Bian Dan's hand and bit down viciously, only to find that there was a faint tooth mark on Bian Dan's wrist.

Lei Yuanyuan put down his hand and asked, "Is the tooth mark still there?"

Bian Dan: "It has been specially treated, so it will always be there."

(End of this chapter)