Daming Taoist Medicine

Chapter 315 Chapter 315 The Story of the Little Bird

Quietly smiled and said: "Giving him money is punishing him? Then you punish me too?"

Yang Fan talked and laughed happily and told a story, "It said that there was a general who was chased and killed by the enemy. It took a lot of effort to get rid of the enemy with the help of trees and terrain. Seeing that there was no trace of the pursuers, he thought of the long road ahead. Uncertain, dragging his exhausted body and mind, he lay down under a big tree to take a nap, squinted his eyes and fell asleep unknowingly, at this moment, a bubble of warm water poured on the general's face, the general suddenly Waking up with a start, I raised my hand to wipe it, and there was a smell of urine, and I looked up, and there was a boy in the tree, who was holding a sparrow and urinating at him with a smile."

An Jing burst out laughing, "You boys can do this, what happened later, did the boy's ass bloom?"

Yang Fan shook his head, and continued: "Not only did the general not beat him, he even rewarded the boy with a golden bean, praising the boy for his good work, saying that a boy's urine can ward off evil spirits and help him change his luck. He also told him, wait a minute There is a general riding a horse passing by here, and you piss on him too. He is a high-ranking official, and he must have given you more gold beans than me. If he asks you which direction I am going, you just say this direction, and you are right. Said I told you to say it, got it?"

An Jing is a well-informed and wise person, and he couldn't laugh out loud when he heard this, "What happened afterwards?"

Yang Fan laughed and said: "The boy got the award and was praised. He thought he had really done a good deed, and became complacent and triumphant. He sat on the tree and looked forward to getting a few more golden beans. Sure enough, he didn't." How long did you ask him to wait? A burly general followed the trail with his soldiers and found this place. He didn't care when he saw the boy, but when he walked under the tree, the boy really pulled up his pants and caught the bird. The general peed, the general looked at the boy angrily, and asked him why? The boy stretched out his hand and begged for a golden bean. The general asked him again if he saw such a person? The boy He said he saw it. The general asked again, which direction was that man going? The boy said, “The man asked me to tell you that he was going in this direction. He also said that you would give me golden beans, and stretched out his tender The little hand spread out towards the general. The general pulled out his saber, and the boy was killed in a flash of silver light, and he chased in the opposite direction."

After a long silence, he concluded leisurely: "Those who give you money are not necessarily good to you, and those who beat you and scold you are not necessarily bad to you."

Yang Fan patted Quiet's buttocks, and said with a smile, "Who said it wasn't?"

An Jing snorted coquettishly and said: "I hate it!" After getting bored for a while, Jing Jing said again: "I understand your sinister intentions, but the person who touches porcelain is old and sophisticated, it is impossible for you to let the old villain suffer. retribution."

Yang Fan smiled and said, "What are you talking about, what do you mean by evil intentions? I call it good intentions. I know those old Jianghu are not so simple, so I gave him 5000 taels, suddenly with such a sum of money, it is enough Let them kill each other, even if they don't kill each other, they will be coveted by others, and will eventually be swallowed by worse and stronger people."

Just as Yang Fan said, after getting the money, Mr. Pengci died in the hands of several sons within a few days. Later, the sons fought because of the uneven distribution of spoils. In the end, the brothers turned against each other and their family was ruined. There is no need for a detailed list of this matter.

It may be difficult for good people in this world to be rewarded, but it is often easy for bad people to get retribution.After all, whether it is a good person or a bad person, in fact, they all like good people and hate bad people.

Quietly smiled: "You are good or bad, I like it very much."

Yang Fan laughed and said, "Men are not bad, women are not loving."

Quietly looked at Yang Fan, and joked with a smile: "I really didn't see it, this set of clever methods of killing people without using a knife is really more like the head of Poison Valley than my master, sir! I I really doubt that you are still the former head of Taoism who represents justice, is recognized by the world, and is admired by all heroes?"

Yang Fan didn't care about prestige, and said with a smile: "A good person who can't protect himself is cowardly, and a hero who can't protect justice is naive and reckless. What's wrong with a good person? A good person is because I think about others, and a good person is because I I don’t bully people who are weaker than me, but that doesn’t mean I should be kind to bad people, don’t you think? Although I respect Buddha and keep the Tao, I won’t wait for the gods in the sky to bless me. If I do my own medicine and encounter bad people, I will not swallow my anger and persuade people to be kind, and use "good people get rewarded" as a beautiful excuse. To let bad people suffer is to get good rewards for good people, don't you think?"

Jing Jing nodded and smiled: "This is very similar to my master!"

Yang Fan said seriously: "Don't, I can't love you if you say that."

An Jing's face changed slightly, "What's wrong?"

Yang Fan said seriously: "Incest is not good."

An Jing thumped Yang Fan's small chest, "Hate, hate, hate!"

There was constant laughter in the carriage, but there was the sound of ping-pong-pong fighting outside the window.

Yang Fan: "What's wrong?"

Tong Tong: "There are two groups of people fighting in front, do you want to stop them?"

"Don't worry! Let's see what's going on first!" As he spoke, he brought out a small coffee table, took out a box of melon seeds, and helped An Jing to watch the show. Well, he really is a good man who keeps his word.

The carriage behind followed suit, so the two carriages stopped side by side, Yang Fan, An Jing and Tong Tong sat together, Yang Sifan, An Xin, Yangyang and Xiao Nan sat together, and everyone watched with great interest.

Yang Fan laughed loudly and said, "No way! These people's martial arts skills are too bad, only six of them are super masters."

"Hey! I hit my own person, too, and the people on both sides didn't have uniform clothes. How could this kind of group fight not hit the wrong person? Oh! This is not a light cut. Fortunately, this person doesn't read medical books, yes I don't know anything about the structure of the human body, so the knife cuts at an angle and is professional."

Yang Fan commented, his expression was frivolous and rude, and his tone was unscrupulous.

Are you saying that you are not angry?

No, people don't fight when they fight, and stare at some people to watch the show.

Yang Fan said with a smile: "You fight, why don't you fight? Go on, don't worry! I promise not to interrupt the dance of your demons."

"Who is your xxx?"

"xxx what are you doing?"

"You xxx are courting death, aren't you?"

For these cordial greetings, Yang Fan knocked on the melon seeds with a smile and turned a deaf ear.

This appearance is really annoying, and finally some people can't bear to look at it anymore, and slashed with a knife in a hurry.

Yang Fan didn't even lift his eyelids, he just ate melon seeds and watched the show.

Xiao Nan flew forward and kicked the rogue away with lightning speed.

"Master! Are you all right?"

Yang Fan smiled and said, "What could be the matter? You go and ask them why they gather here to fight and disrupt social stability?"

Xiao Nan turned to the crowd and said, "Tell me, why did you gather people to fight and disturb the peace?"

"Little boy! Who do you think you are, why should I tell you?"

"You look so pink and tender, you can't be a rabbit master?" After speaking, the two groups laughed together.

Xiao Nan exploded in anger, rushed into the crowd, bullied him, slapped the person who slandered him as Lord Rabbit, and slapped him in the face.

The crowd was furious and shouted, "Let's go together and kill them!"

After yelling, one rushed first, and the others followed behind.

Xiao Nan took the lead and rushed into the crowd, showing off his strength and fighting with great joy.

But there were so many enemies that Xiao Nan couldn't take care of them all. Seeing that the crowd was about to rush in front of the carriage, Yang Tielan and Tong Tong slapped the table and rushed out.

Yang Fan and An Jing stood up, walked to Yang Yang and An Xin's table, sat down again and continued watching the play while nibbling sunflower seeds.

An Xin was dissatisfied and said, "Why don't you go up?"

Yang Fan: "Because protecting you is more important than fighting."

An Xin: "You can really talk, no wonder my family's aunt and aunt are coaxed by you. Aren't you afraid that they will get hurt?" An Jing looked at her son with great interest.

Yang Fan: "You know, they are very skilled in martial arts."

An Xin said confidently: "In the future, I will definitely be as good as them."

Yang Fan encouraged: "I believe in you!"

An Xin was furious, "I don't want to be like you. My martial arts are not as good as my own woman, so I have the nerve to hide behind her."

Yang Fan: ...

An Xin persisted and said: "Did you deliberately find a woman who is better than you? This way you will have one less competitor, and one more woman to protect you, and even give birth to an excellent child like me, don't you think? It must be, it really kills three birds with one stone."

Yang Fan: ...

An Xin: "Why don't you say anything, did you acquiesce?"

Yang Fan grabbed a handful of melon seeds and stuffed them into the little bastard's hand, "Have you ever been taught that children should talk less and eat more, so that they can grow tall and handsome?"

An Jing patted his son's head to divert his attention, "My son is so smart, he can kill three birds with one stone."

An Xin said triumphantly: "How simple is this word? Isn't it just one stone hitting three birds? Lao Yang is a master at killing three birds with one stone. Look, Lia, you are one, and my aunt is one, 'Sister Yang' It’s also one, maybe it’s three.”

Quiet:……

Yang Fan: ...

Smart children are not easy to bring.

Yangyang smiled and said, "Silly brother, if your mother is a bird, then what kind of bird have you become?"

(End of this chapter)