Daming Taoist Medicine

Yang Fan nodded thoughtfully, frowned and said: "It seems that there is a lack of a medicinal material with lubricating and neutralizing effects."

After hearing this, Zhong Shan's eyes lit up involuntarily, and said: "Your statement is really appropriate, it is precisely such a medicinal material that is missing."

Yang Fan: "What do you always think should be used?"

Zhong Shan pondered: "This kind of medicine that can help the neutralization between medicinal materials must be a medicinal product that can be liquefied."

Yang Fan: "What do you think of the wine?"

Zhong Shan: "Too strong, it will destroy the original medicinal properties."

Yang Fan nodded, "How was the water that day?"

Zhong Shan: "Too gentle."

Yang Fan: "It makes sense."

One old and one young, with big eyes and small eyes; brows tightened, lost in thought.

Although the tea in the teapot was gradually decreasing, the burning in my mind was getting thicker and thicker.

At this moment, a little boy swaggered away from a distance.This is not surprising, although there are soldiers guarding the surroundings, who would drive away a cute child?
Zhong Shan looked at Yang Fan, and Yang Fan looked at Zhong Shan.

The two had a flash of inspiration and suddenly laughed.

Standing up abruptly, he walked towards the little boy.

The frightened little boy trembled, turned around and wanted to run away.

Yang Fan stood in front, "Little friend! You look so cute."

The little boy ignored him, turned around and left.But Zhong Shan stopped him, and said kindly: "Whose family does such a cute child belong to?"

The little boy said respectfully, "Grandpa!"

Zhong Shan raised his chin sternly to Yang Fan, which clearly meant to say, look, I know I am approachable.

Zhong Shan said kindly: "Okay, okay!"

The little boy said carelessly, "Are you Grandpa Zhong Shan?"

Zhong Shan smiled and said, "Yes, how do you know about me?"

The little boy said naively: "My mother said that you are a living god who saves the suffering. I wanted to see what a god looks like, so I secretly found you."

Zhong Shan smiled and said, "Silly boy! What's your name?"

Little boy: "My name is Luo Mengyi, and I am five years old this year."

Zhong Shan compared the height of the child, and said with a smile: "Oh, five years old? Are you so tall at five years old?"

Luo Meng smiled and said: "Because I eat a lot, I can naturally grow taller if I eat a lot, grandpa! If you want to grow taller, you have to eat a lot. This is what my mother said. This secret is ordinary people. I didn't tell him."

Yang Fan squatted on the ground, level with the child, and said with a smile, "Does that mean I'm not an ordinary person?"

Luo Mengyi said bluntly: "It's useless no matter how much you eat, you must not grow taller."

Yang Fan slumped, it seemed that this "heaven" was irreparable.

Zhong Shan laughed loudly and said, "Why doesn't he grow after eating, but grandpa can grow?"

Luo Mengyi said: "Because grandpa is a god, he is an adult, and he won't grow taller after eating, and my mother never grew taller." While talking, he suddenly found a jade pendant hanging around Yang Fan's neck. Luo Mengyi held it in his hand unceremoniously, looked left and right, and said in surprise: "Hey! Your jade pendant is similar to mine."

Yang Fan smiled and said, "Isn't it pretty?"

Luo Meng smiled and said: "It looks good! Can you give it to me?"

Yang Fan said seriously: "This is not allowed! This is a very important friend of my uncle who handed it to me before she died. She asked me to give this to another very important person. So... this thing is very important to my uncle. It's important, uncle can't give it away."

Luo Mengyi immediately put away his smile and said, "Oh! I understand."

Yang Fan smiled and said, "Little friend! Can you give uncle something?"

Luo Meng snorted, "No."

Yang Fan was slapped in the face, so he had to look at Zhongshan, but stepped aside.

Zhong Shan said with a smile: "Little friend! Tell me, why don't you like this uncle?"

Luo Meng said angrily: "My mother always said that apart from me, good-looking men have no good things."

Zhong Shan looked at the little boy dumbfounded, and then at Yang Fan.

Obviously being scolded, Yang Fan is very happy.

Zhong Shan said with a smile: "This uncle asks you for something, but if you don't give it, then grandpa asks if you can ask for something?"

Luo Mengyi asked cautiously: "What is it?"

Zhong Shan said with a smile: "Just piss on Grandpa."

Luo Meng opened his mouth wide, "Huh?"

Seeing that Zhong Shan didn't seem to be joking, Luo Mengyi asked: "Then can I ask Grandpa to do the divination for me?"

Zhong Shan asked in surprise, "Foretelling?"

Luo Mengyi said seriously: "Don't all gods know how to calculate? I want grandpa to help me figure out where my father is? My mother and I have been looking for him for a long time."

Yang Fan cursed secretly: "Another irresponsible beast!" How could it be "again"?Don't forget Xiaoyu's story.

Zhong Shan nodded and said, "Don't worry! You will see your father soon."

Luo Mengyi said happily: "I knew it would be like this." Then he pulled down his pants and said, "Grandpa! Pee!"

Zhong Shan searched left and right, while groping his body, said: "Don't worry, don't worry."

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Yang Fan emptied the teapot all at once, shook the tea stagnation, and immediately put it under the "Sparrow".

Zhong Shan smiled and said, "Yes, yes, yes! Why did I forget the teapot? It's because of your quick response."

The two of them took a pot full of boy's urine, and they put the little boy aside because they were only thinking about refining medicine.

Zhong Shan looked at Yang Fan, dipped his fingers in the boy's urine, and put it in his mouth.

Not to be outdone, Yang Fan also tasted a little boy's urine.

Zhong Shan said with a smirk: "It's good for young people to have dedication, but if they don't, it's good to have enough observation skills." As he spoke, he slowly dipped his middle finger in the boy's urine, and then slowly licked his index finger.

Yang Fan was fooled by him, and laughed and scolded: "You are a very bad old man."

Zhong Shan smiled triumphantly, and asked, "What do you think of the taste?"

Yang Fan said solemnly: "Not bad, mild with a little salty taste. It is recorded in ancient books that boy's urine is a herbal medicine with yang energy blindly. I want to use it instead of water and wine, and it can become a unique neutralizing medicine. Your antidote can come out perfectly."

Zhong Shan: "It's all thanks to Lao Mengyi." As he spoke, he touched up and down, and found out a few bank notes, not many, only a few dozen taels.

Yang Fan did not show any weakness, and immediately took out a hundred taels of banknotes from his body, and stuffed a sign with the words "Wanzhumen" into the little boy's arms.

Anyone who comes with branding dreams will not be rejected, and they will carry them all.

Zhong Shan said seriously: "I have to go back and make the antidote immediately."

Yang Fan said with a smile: "I can't delay too much. It's an eventful time. After finishing this work, the world will be peaceful."

The two cherished each other and went their separate ways.

Luo Mengyi watched in a daze as the two adults who tasted urine whizzed away, carrying a belly full of papers, they went round and round to the small river not far away.

The bonfire was blazing by the river, and there was a beautiful woman in the river fishing for fish and crabs.

This is Luo Mengyi's mother, Luo Die.

She is also Roper's twin sister.

It is said that after Luo Die left the sect with the child, he passed through Chuanzhou and went to the Taoist school, saying that he was looking for Yang Fan, but he passed him every time.But it was easy to inquire about Yang Fan's affairs, knowing that he led the heroes of the world to defend the country, so he rushed over without stopping.

Luo Die: "Didn't you say to pee? Why is it taking so long?"

Because he knew that Zhongshan was staying around, there must be many hidden guards nearby, so once Luomeng has been out for so long, Luodie is not worried about his son's safety.

Luo Meng smiled and said, "Mother! Guess who I saw?"

Luo Die walked ashore and said with a smile, "Who is it?"

Luo Meng smiled and said, "I saw a living fairy."

Luo Die couldn't laugh or cry, "What does a living fairy look like?"

Luo Mengyi said solemnly: "You are so cute."

Luo Die smiled and said, "Then are you polite? Did you say hello to the living god?"

Luo Meng smiled and said: "I am polite, I am obedient."

Luo Die affectionately touched his son's head.

Luo Mengyi said: "The living god said that we will see dad soon."

Luo Die sighed: "Yes, we will see you soon, but you may not know us if you see us."

Luo Mengyi said like offering a treasure: "Mother! It's so strange to be a living god."

Butterfly: "Oh?"

Luo Mengyi: "He told me to pee for him, and he tasted it after peeing."

Luo Die: "If I ask for your urine, it's probably for medicine."

Luo Mengyi took out something from his bosom, "Look, this is all given to me by the old god."

Luo Po took the things dumbfounded, and when he turned to the "Wanzhumen" sign, he suddenly shrank back like an electric shock.

"This is?"

Luo Mengyi said: "It was given to me by an uncle."

Luo Die: "What does that uncle look like?"

Branding Mengyi: "It looks pretty good."

Luo Die: "Do you know his name?"

Luo Mengyi: "I don't know, he didn't say, and I didn't ask, how impolite is it for a child to ask an adult's name?"

Luo Die: "He...he..."

Luo Mengyi went on to say: "That uncle has a jade pendant similar to that of my mother's. You are all fish, and you look exactly the same, except that one is on the left and the other is on the right."

Butterfly: "Huh?"

Luo Mengyi: "I asked him for it, but he refused to give it. He also said that it was given to him by an important friend before he died. It was very important."

Luo Die fell down on the rock as if struck by lightning, "It really happened."