The Second Master of the Red Chamber

Chapter 138 Little Reunion (Part [-])
"Second Master has done it carefully, let me serve you."

At times like this, Qingwen is very diligent and takes the initiative to serve Jia Lian.

It's just that when Jia Lian saw her face reddened by alcohol, she shook her head, and said that she would serve her, and she would definitely make a bed, and then she would be even more disgusted by Sister Feng.

In addition, he didn't like to eat this kind of glutinous rice, so he took it because Sister Feng sent it specially.

After eating two, he made a plan, and when Wang Xifeng couldn't see it inside, he recruited two maids, and each fed the other in.

The two little girls seemed to like it very much, they ate whatever they chewed, and glanced at the inside with a guilty conscience.

Seeing these two stunning little girls, Jia Lian couldn't bear to swallow such a round thing. It was like a hamster eating something in his mouth. It was beautiful and cute, and he felt very satisfied.So the old trick was repeated, and one person poured two more into it, and the work was done.

When Sister Feng came out, she was a little surprised to see that Jia Lian had put the bowl on the high table next to her.

"Since you like to eat, let someone bring you a bowl?"

Jia Lian took the handkerchief from Qingwen, wiped her mouth, and said with a smile, "No need, it's late at night, I can't eat too much."

Sister Feng stopped talking, because seeing that Jia Lian really wanted to go with her to serve Jia Mu, she persuaded, "Well, you don't have to go there. You have business tomorrow. It's enough for the old lady to have me here." gone."

Sister Feng said to herself, you don't have to let the people you recruit be hungry!
Although the gazes of Youshi and others were veiled before, as a woman, she could naturally see that those women might harbor ill intentions towards her man.

He was not in a hurry to go there, so he sat beside Jia Lian and found that they hadn't given any money, so he asked with a smile, "Can you fight like this? Don't you decide whether you win or lose with money?"

Jia Lian put her arms around her waist and said with a smile, "What's the point of fighting with them for money? I gave them all the money. If you want to fight for money, it's interesting to fight with a rich woman like you."

Wang Xifeng smiled shyly, but fortunately Jia Lian was not too much, so after glaring at Jia Lian, she joked, "Why, isn't my money your money? You are afraid of losing money if you have too much, and you want to share the bill with me?"

Wang Xifeng is using jokes to talk about business.

That's exactly what she was worried about.She knew very well that Jia Lian, who became the commander of the army and horses, would definitely make more money than her in the future!
In the past, she was able to control Jia Lian's finances because she earned almost all of the money, but now, she must be out of control.Today, Jia Lian was able to send back all the emperor's rewards to her as soon as possible. In fact, it made her very happy and guilty.

She still remembered that when Jia Lian asked her for money, she searched and bargained, and finally gave 500 taels.

This time, Jia Lian sent her back more than 2000 taels of pure gold and silver... She naturally blushed.

At the same time, I was also afraid that Jia Lian would share the bill with her, which would greatly damage her face.

Jia Lian understood what she meant. In fact, Jia Lian really thought about rebelling against Sister Feng the way Sister Feng treated him before.

After thinking about it later, it was fine, if Sister Feng remained as well-behaved as she is now, there is no need to hurt her heart.Moreover, Jia Lian knew that Sister Feng was a bit of a money fanatic, and if she shared the bill with her, she would definitely be swayed, so why not be more generous, maybe for the sake of money, she would be more obedient.

So he smiled and said: "I don't have such an idea, but if you want to share, I don't mind."

To deal with a strong-minded person like Sister Feng, you just can't speak enough, otherwise it's easy to be manipulated by her.

On the contrary, Qingwen didn't understand the confrontation between Jia Lian and Sister Feng, and she explained to Sister Feng: "Although we don't trade money, it's more interesting than fighting money.

The second master said that whoever loses will be punished with three glasses of wine, which must be drunk.Either tell a joke or sing a new song, whether it is a joke or a song, if you say or sing badly, you will be punished. "

"What punishment?" Sister Feng really found such rules interesting.

Qingwen immediately sat up straight and said, "There are two options for punishment, one is 'true words' and the other is 'big adventure',"

She also seemed to understand that Sister Feng must not understand, and before asking Qingwen, she explained: "The truth is, let the other party ask a question, you must not lie, otherwise... otherwise you will fall into the bucket..."

When Sister Feng heard it, she gave a sound.

The so-called clean bucket is naturally the "toilet" that rich people put in their houses to use the toilet.Sister Feng didn't want to, they made such a disgusting oath.

"What is a big adventure?"

"It is to let the other party specify one thing, no matter how embarrassing it is, it must be completed, otherwise..."

"Okay." Sister Feng didn't want to hear "otherwise", so as not to dirty her ears.

She thought about this rule carefully, and she really found it fresh and interesting, which was very suitable for her. If time permits, she really wanted to sit down and play with them for a while.

At the same time, I also understand that it's no wonder Xiangling and Qingwen are blushing, but Jia Lian seems to be fine. It must be that after the two little girls have been punished, they would rather have a few glasses of wine than choose the latter.

Qingwen was thinking about how crowded the crowd would be, and seeing that Sister Feng seemed interested, she immediately smiled and said, "Second Mistress, do you want to play with us? By the way, Second Master lost the most in the last round, so it's time for him to accept punishment. Second Master, are you Choose to tell a joke or sing a song?"

Qingwen has already figured it out, taking advantage of Sister Feng's influence, no matter how good Jia Lian's jokes are, she won't let him pass and let him bully her and Xiangling before!
"I choose to have three glasses of wine."

"Oh, Second Master, you are so boring...you just choose to tell jokes. Second Mistress is tired all day, so you can tell her a joke..."

Seeing this, Sister Feng shook her head, thinking that the two little girls with hairless hair still wanted to play tricks with Jia Lian, and my mother couldn't play with her!
So it was rare to agree with Qingwen, and said with a smile: "If you want a good joke, reward me with one. I just use it to make the old lady happy. After these few hours, my stomach is going to be hollowed out, so I just make up for it from you." repair."

Only then did Jia Lian get rid of Qingwen's entanglement, "Since the second grandma said so, then I will reward you with one?"

"Then I would like to thank Second Master Lian..."

The couple became polite.

This time, even Ping'er behind took a stool and sat on it.

So Jia Lian straightened his body, thought for a while, and said, "It's also the Lantern Festival, and three young daughters-in-law from the peasant family sit together and gossip..."

Everyone was sitting upright, and they knew from the beginning of Lian's second master that it must be a well-timed and funny story.

"They talked for a long time, and there was nothing to talk about. The second child suddenly laughed and said..."

"say what?"

When telling jokes, the most important thing is that others listen carefully and are willing to laugh.Because Qingwen and him were wrapped in the same quilt, he held Qingwen's little foot in his arms with one hand, and continued to say seriously while admiring it:

"She said: Last night I secretly touched my man's butt and found it was cold.

The eldest and third child were secretly surprised when they heard this. "

Ping'er and the others blushed. It's not that there are no dirty jokes in this era, it's just that they are not elegant.

I even felt that what Jia Lian said was unreasonable, how could the sisters-in-law say such shameful things!Fortunately, there are no outsiders here, Sister Feng and others can't help not disturbing.Qingwen just took this opportunity to hide her shame.

"On the second day, the third child suddenly said to the second child: You are right, I also found out that I touched my man last night, and his ass is indeed cold. It's so strange, you Do you know why this is?"

"Yeah, human...how could it be cold?"

Xiangling and Qingwen felt puzzled, why are people's buttocks cold?If Sister Feng wasn't present, they couldn't help touching Jia Lian's buttocks to verify it on the spot.

Even Sister Feng couldn't help frowning at this time, she seemed to mean something, but she didn't.

Also, the joke is not funny at all.

"On the third morning, the elder sister-in-law's face was bruised and her eyes were full of tears. When she saw the second and third children, she said angrily:
I don’t believe you two anymore. I touched my man’s ass last night and couldn’t help but say, ‘Hey, it’s strange, his second and third uncle’s butts are cold, why are you hot? What about? '"

"Pfft~"

It was Ping'er who was the first to touch the point of laughter, laughed out loud, and then quickly covered his mouth.

Sister Feng and the others also gradually realized that they wanted to laugh but didn't think it was funny. After all, there is a sister-in-law at home!
Sister Feng looked at Jia Lian and said, "Is your joke just a joke, or does it have other meanings?"

The old god Jia Lian was there, "Since it's a joke, of course it's just a joke, what else can it mean? If you don't think it's funny, I'll tell you another one."

But Sister Feng laughed again, and stood up hehe: "You can arrange people, and you can arrange me. If the old lady hears this, let's see what you say."

Then she said to Qingwen and Xiangling: "You two, don't just push your second master to drink. I won't be back for a while. If you have had enough trouble, I will serve your second master to go to bed early, do you hear me?"

The two girls nodded quickly
Sister Feng knew that she couldn't delay any longer, so she smiled and rolled Jia Lian's eyes, and led Ping'er out.Walking to the porch outside, the more I thought about it, the more interesting Jia Lian's joke was, and I couldn't help laughing out loud, which confused the women and girls who followed me.

How did Lian's second grandma become so worthless? Didn't she just see the second master and she was happy?

In the room, as soon as Sister Feng and the others left, Qingwen turned to Jia Lian and asked, "Second Master and Second Master, is it true that someone's ass is cold? Or, the second daughter-in-law is deliberately lying to them? Why is the third daughter-in-law? It is also said to be cold..."

They can all understand why the eldest daughter-in-law was beaten, and they also find it very funny, but the whole story in the middle is not clear.

Xiangling said weakly: "Sister Qingwen, it should be the two of them who discussed in advance how to partner up to cheat grandma... No, it was their sister-in-law who cheated."

Jia Lian took a look at Xiangling, and really sighed for her humility. She can call a fictional character in a story a grandma. Does she position herself as a servant anytime and anywhere?

"Second Master, is that so?"

Jia Lian smiled and shook her head: "The joke is meaningless once it's explained, you just have to understand it yourself. Now you say, have I passed the test?"

"No……"

Qingwen wanted Jia Lian to speak the truth, but she felt a little guilty when Jia Lian glanced at her.What's more, Xiangling over there directly raised her hands to show that she passed, so she had no choice but to silence the flag.

It was not until the fourth watch that Sister Feng came back to bed tired.

At this time, the lights in the room were still on, and everything was put away on the kang outside. Xiangling and Qingwen fell asleep on the kang with blushing faces.

Sister Feng frowned when she saw it, and went into the room. Sure enough, Jia Lian was sleeping alone and had already fallen asleep.

After looking at Jia Lian for a few times, she couldn't help lowering her head, kissed Jia Lian lightly, and then came out. It happened that Ping'er saw two unruly little girls and was about to wake them up.

"Forget it, let them sleep here.

They are all your second master's sweethearts, I don't know how much wine I drank with him, I must be drunk.

Let's torment them once, and your second master will know later, there is no need to make them unhappy.

It's too late at night, go fetch me some water, and speak softly, your second master has also fallen asleep. "

So Sister Feng simply cleaned up and went to bed with Jia Lian.

Ping'er also packed up the things in the next room, washed his feet with water, locked the door, and slept in the night watch room on the east side.

(End of this chapter)