The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2073: Should Transformers buy life insurance or compulsory traffic insurance?

Chapter 2073: Should Transformers buy life insurance or compulsory traffic insurance?
Li Leisi stood up and threw two golden melon seeds at me as if she was sending away a beggar. "Come here and let me kiss you, then give me a bath!"

"You two are only worthy of kissing my coat! But you can give me a bath!"

"Wow, Mr. Li, from your tone it sounds like you are of a high rank. You are so tough when you talk. Is your wallet full again?"

"Heh, I've been very senior in the last year!"

"How tall is it?"

"Don't you scream every day?"

"Rampant! The villain is successful!"

The fact is that Li Leisi has been quite humble for a long time recently. Some small quarrels with Lilith have forced her chess skills to rise sharply and her chess strength to plummet. Although it is said that the fun of chess games is the greatest when there are wins and losses, it is not that there is no game experience when it is one-sided. It’s just that the increasingly abnormal physique of a certain red-bar giant and blue-bar perpetual motion machine makes Li Leisi swing happily like a rocking car, babbling: Daddy’s dad is called daddy, daddy’s mom is called mom~
Hive.

After a set of silky little combos that were exclusive to Teacher Cang, Li Leisi was clearly arranged. She lazily stayed there and thought about how to have an extravagant and decadent lunch: "By the way, what happened to your new rebellious son?"

"If you don't like my skills, you can refuse to pay!"

"It hurts?"

Li Cang's mouth twitched: "The materials that were forcibly added are too complicated. Although the process is still running, I am afraid that my directional prayer can no longer be saved. I originally wanted to leave it to my precious spine, but that is even more slim."

"Didn't Lord Gyrfalcon reward you once? He's not even that valuable!"

"That's why I feel even more distressed!"

What a stupid logic, what a stupid train of thought. Li Leisi suddenly became excited again: "So, the elegant and respectable path you lead the magician to can only be achieved by having a rebellious son? Will you end up being reduced to the status of associating with crude warriors like us?"

Li Cang's teeth were almost broken, and he felt that his soul was being severely tortured: "This is a personal attack!"

“You should say: Come on, Leilei, keep going, you’re awesome!”

"Why??"

"You are such a forgetful person. I said this when you attacked me just now. I treated you like a great man. How did you repay me?"

6!

You're such a female bandit!

"Which little wild cat are you thinking about? You are so good, Li Cang, are you ignoring me when I talk to you now?"

“I’m wondering whether Transformers should buy life insurance or compulsory traffic insurance!”

Li Cang muttered unhappily and stood up to cut the fruit plate. Li Leisi had this pretentious little habit of having snacks after the main meal. Who would have thought that this woman with disturbance alloy running in her bones and veins was actually made of water?
Draining the pond for fishing is a way to die!

"My body is sticky. I'll go in and soak for a while. You can get a beehive and harvest some honey. You can also steal some of the yogurt made by the young lady and eat some fruit!" Li Lasi was lazily twitching there and said, "Li Xiaocang, your service awareness is still lacking. I have to strongly criticize you!"

Li Cang: [Expressionless smile.jpg]
They are young, strong, beautiful, and have a father-daughter relationship. They can't get enough of each other's affection. While cutting a fruit plate, they don't even take the fruits away. They just sit there and take the fruits away from each other. They are inseparable.

In the middle of the night, or it could be said that it was just about dawn, Li Cang suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Fuck, this is not right."

Li Leisi was too lazy to open her eyes: "An?"

“Those guys from the Academy of Sciences.”

"install?"

When I opened the prayer chat interface, I saw Duan Li’s report: “Help! Help, help, help! Help me, help me!” “It’s terrible.”

"I shouldn't have believed anything these crazy scientific researchers said. They kept saying they had prepared absolutely enough food and water, but who would have thought that what they prepared were actually fasting pills!"

"What on earth are they thinking? Is that food? It's medicine! Medicine is poisonous!"

The long list of messages shows how deep the resentment is.

"Li Cang."

Then came Huo Wen's two pitiful words and an ellipsis.

First of all, this is definitely not pretentious.

Don’t even think about what the raw materials of the Bigu Pills are made of, and what the purpose of their production and manufacturing is. That thing is simply not a product that a normal person, even under slightly normal circumstances, can accept.

The nutritional base is more than enough, the taste and flavor must be coated with sugar, and there is no feeling of fullness. Based on the principle that I cannot satisfy your appetite but I can destroy your appetite, this thing does not excessively interfere with the taste of the raw materials. It can be said that after peeling off a layer of sugar coating, only the shells are left. Some types of products do not even have this layer of sugar coating.

They call it Bigu Pills, the main point is to keep you alive, don't pay attention to those insignificant details, just tell me whether you are still hungry or not.
How about another pill?
Here, Li Leisi said twice and fell into a deep sleep. Over there, Li Cang got up and rummaged through the boxes to find food. It was too late to make it now. The big pot of stewed meat left over from the day, the messy fruits, Da Leizi's snacks, and the little lady's private money were all gone.
None of them could escape Li Cang's raid.

In total, they had managed to produce several tons of stuff. They stood in the wind and snow at the door of the makeshift isolation laboratory and banged on the door. "Xu, hurry up! Don't wait for me to kick this pile of junk into pieces before you bark at me. I told you guys not to take these unnecessary isolation measures, but you guys are so stubborn that you refuse to listen. But is it really possible for a human to come up with the idea of ​​Timi taking fasting pills to prolong his life?"

About three minutes later, Xu Gong, who was so thin that he was almost starved to death by the colorful white coat, ran breathlessly to the back of the third-floor isolation door and waved at him repeatedly across the 36-meter vacuum sterilization passage. Then a screen appeared outside the door on Li Cang's side: "Teacher Cang, Teacher Cang, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, this is a misunderstanding, absolutely a misunderstanding. The logistics department prepared supplies according to the highest level of emergency operation. This, this, this..."

"The highest level of emergency here is to seal it in the mill. Please ask the logistics department to come over and I will send them in to experience it for free."

"Ah this."

"Stop talking nonsense and open the door!"

"can not open!"

"What?"

Xu Gong was also numb, and his voice was as if nothing had happened: "I said it was the highest level of emergency, and the laboratory also has that standard. The standard is preset, and you definitely can't get in!"

"I understand! You guys have really straight brain circuits!" Li Cang was amused by him and pointed at the lackeys, "If I don't go in, they will go in and be given to you as experimental materials!"

"Hey, that's a good feeling--"

"─━_─━"

Okay, okay, Mr. Xu, today I will treat you as my magician and get to know you again. You bastard, when you come out, I will let you see what real magic is!
The triple disinfection was very flamboyant, and in an instant the joyous scene of Xu Gong and his lackeys who were carrying boxes disappeared.

This time, he didn't even bother to say hello.

Li Cang choked for a long time, and weakly knocked the ground with his big magic wand: "Hurry up and destroy the entire shed for these stubborn guys, damn bad luck!"

Upon receiving the order, the tomb guardian beast rumbled into action, and quickly completed the secondary coverage of the entire closed experimental site with its tentacles. The structural strength index was directly maximized, and it was adapted to the no-dead-angle adaptive activation defense system. The effect was visibly far beyond the initial stage of the shelter.

"What's wrong? What happened? It's late at night." Lao Wang rushed out in a pair of flowery shorts and flip-flops, and laughed from afar: "Teacher Wu Cao Cang, what do you mean by setting up a mourning shed for them? It's a bit early, isn't it? Oh, you are hedging risks here, right? I understand, I understand!"

Li Cang gritted his teeth and said, "Your little mouth is smeared with enema, you Timi are really sweeter than glycerin!"

Lao Wang stood in awe: "You even know this kind of little-known knowledge? We are from the same field!"


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